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OgreMagi		2013-01-30 03:58:45 AM

Fail in Human Form: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women? They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students. Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man. Like me. I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.

Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars

Nope. Jokes on you. I really do have a French chef living here. Here's a little something she made over the past holiday.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x565]

And it's healthy, too.

Great appetizer, but where's the meal ;-)

We started out with crab blinis and salmon carpaccio.

OgreMagi		2013-01-30 04:00:33 AM

I've come to the realization that a lot of farkers wouldn't know a gourmet meal if it hit them in the face. Enjoy your whoppers and boxed wine.

OgreMagi		2013-01-30 04:01:34 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: omnibus_necanda_sunt: tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: I approve

/rant about old biddies for high school teacher who taught his parents

You know you could make things all better, just go find a hot high school teacher and let her know others want her other than her students : )
/You're welcome.
/Still regret the missed opportunity I had with a teacher in Dallas one evening, granted I don't know if she turned to her students.

You're one of our lesbians, right? And not the librarian one?

/Just keeping track

Yes, I generally play for that team: )
/Surprised my reputation proceeds me : )

Wait. Don't you bat for the other team? goddamnitsomuch

I said generally, just ask the last married couple I dated ; )

I'll be sure to put in a special request when you hit town. I hope you like Bordeaux.

/yeah, like that is going to happen

TheJoe03		2013-01-30 04:01:48 AM

OgreMagi: Enjoy your whoppers and boxed wine.

I'm much classier than that, it's all about In N Out and Sierra Nevada.

OgreMagi		2013-01-30 04:03:36 AM

TheJoe03: OgreMagi: Enjoy your whoppers and boxed wine.

I'm much classier than that, it's all about In N Out and Sierra Nevada.

Five Guys and a local micro-brew, you farking peasant.

/actually, I like In-n-Out, but this is Fark so snark is required.

Thunderboy		2013-01-30 04:03:55 AM

GranoblasticMan: tinfoil-hat maggie: bartink: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x802]
Yes, I would. And so would you.

I'm disappointed I can't read that tat.
/Wut?

I think it says "Lick here"

Having nothing better to do:

i13.photobucket.com

No idea.

gravebayne2		2013-01-30 04:05:36 AM

bartink: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x802]
Yes, I would. And so would you.

i look at the pubic area reveals that this may be necessary.

www.tommypollina.com

OgreMagi		2013-01-30 04:07:41 AM

Thunderboy: GranoblasticMan: tinfoil-hat maggie: bartink: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x802]
Yes, I would. And so would you.

I'm disappointed I can't read that tat.
/Wut?

I think it says "Lick here"

Having nothing better to do:

[i13.photobucket.com image 820x308]

No idea.

It looks German. Arbeit macht frei?

TheJoe03		2013-01-30 04:12:41 AM

OgreMagi: Five Guys and a local micro-brew, you farking peasant.

/actually, I like In-n-Out, but this is Fark so snark is required.

I notice you are from Dublin, CA, what local brews would you recommend to this dude in San Jose? All my city has is Gordon Biersch (which is decent), SF has Anchor Steam, Petaluma has Lagunitas, and Mendocino has their Red Hawk's and all that. Any other Bay Area brews you would recommend?

digistil		2013-01-30 04:13:56 AM

Neondistraction: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women? They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students. Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man. Like me. I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.

Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars

Nope. Jokes on you. I really do have a French chef living here. Here's a little something she made over the past holiday.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x565]

And it's healthy, too.

I've never actually had French food, so I can't say if that looks good or not. I'd give it a shot, I'll try just about anything. But those plates look like something the snooty next-door neighbors from Christmas Vacation would use.

This. And the plates, plus the horrible angle, are what are ensuring it looks as bad as it does.

/white plates people, if you want the food to stand out
//chargers are how you add color

GranoblasticMan		2013-01-30 04:14:43 AM

OgreMagi: Thunderboy: GranoblasticMan: tinfoil-hat maggie: bartink: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x802]
Yes, I would. And so would you.

I'm disappointed I can't read that tat.
/Wut?

I think it says "Lick here"

Having nothing better to do:

[i13.photobucket.com image 820x308]

No idea.

It looks German. Arbeit macht frei?

fark. Why the fark does that just turn me on even more?!

Bumblefark		2013-01-30 04:15:07 AM

TheJoe03: Bumblefark: I called her a "kid-farker", because I think "pedophile" is unreasonably soft language. You do understand that you don't actually have to fark a kid to be a kid-farker, right. Pedophilia is about a sexual inclination, not the activity itself. Anyway...

Doesn't the inclination have to be towards children and not teenagers? Admit you're being hyperbolic.

Again, that's one reason I don't get into the psycho-babble with this stuff...the definition of "pedophile" varies quite a bit among clinicians, mostly out of quibbling over what age delineates "child" from "teenager". (Difficulty: having a "-teen" number of years doesn't play much of a role in that debate, these days...13 and 14 are often considered "children", not "adolescents," which is what we usually mean by "teenager.") Besides, there are plenty of ways to abuse your power and position over those who are sexually mature...and for that, I offer up the term-of-art, "kid-farker."

Yes, it is certainly hyperbolic. ...It was also intended to be funny, and nothing is funny without exaggeration.

Way to kill the joke. Also, you ruined Christmas for everyone.

/See how hyperbole works?

OgreMagi		2013-01-30 04:16:51 AM

TheJoe03: OgreMagi: Five Guys and a local micro-brew, you farking peasant.

/actually, I like In-n-Out, but this is Fark so snark is required.

I notice you are from Dublin, CA, what local brews would you recommend to this dude in San Jose? All my city has is Gordon Biersch (which is decent), SF has Anchor Steam, Petaluma has Lagunitas, and Mendocino has their Red Hawk's and all that. Any other Bay Area brews you would recommend?

Drake's Brewing Company in San Leandro. My European ex-wife said of one of their beers, "it's the best beer I've ever tasted." Unfortunately, I don't remember which one she was referring to. So you'll have to try them all.

Personally, I never much cared for Gordon Biersch.

JT82		2013-01-30 04:18:10 AM

OgreMagi: I've come to the realization that a lot of farkers wouldn't know a gourmet meal if it hit them in the face. Enjoy your whoppers and boxed wine.

I prefer White Castle and my Mickeys 40, thank you very much!

TheJoe03		2013-01-30 04:18:31 AM

Bumblefark: Yes, it is certainly hyperbolic. ...It was also intended to be funny, and nothing is funny without exaggeration.

Way to kill the joke. Also, you ruined Christmas for everyone.

/See how hyperbole works?

Oh, sorry bro. I didn't think you were joking, it's not always easy to tell on Fark, some people get really intense about random shiat and would say "kid farker" in a serious way.

OgreMagi		2013-01-30 04:18:43 AM

GranoblasticMan: OgreMagi: Thunderboy: GranoblasticMan: tinfoil-hat maggie: bartink: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x802]
Yes, I would. And so would you.

I'm disappointed I can't read that tat.
/Wut?

I think it says "Lick here"

Having nothing better to do:

[i13.photobucket.com image 820x308]

No idea.

It looks German. Arbeit macht frei?

fark. Why the fark does that just turn me on even more?!

Because you are a sick bastard who needs to adjust his medication.

tinfoil-hat maggie		2013-01-30 04:19:39 AM

OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: omnibus_necanda_sunt: tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: I approve

/rant about old biddies for high school teacher who taught his parents

You know you could make things all better, just go find a hot high school teacher and let her know others want her other than her students : )
/You're welcome.
/Still regret the missed opportunity I had with a teacher in Dallas one evening, granted I don't know if she turned to her students.

You're one of our lesbians, right? And not the librarian one?

/Just keeping track

Yes, I generally play for that team: )
/Surprised my reputation proceeds me : )

Wait. Don't you bat for the other team? goddamnitsomuch

I said generally, just ask the last married couple I dated ; )

I'll be sure to put in a special request when you hit town. I hope you like Bordeaux.

/yeah, like that is going to happen

Ahh, you seem to have a beautiful girl and good food and wine, I don't know why you would want more than that.
/And well ya never know ; )

OgreMagi		2013-01-30 04:21:17 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: omnibus_necanda_sunt: tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: I approve

/rant about old biddies for high school teacher who taught his parents

You know you could make things all better, just go find a hot high school teacher and let her know others want her other than her students : )
/You're welcome.
/Still regret the missed opportunity I had with a teacher in Dallas one evening, granted I don't know if she turned to her students.

You're one of our lesbians, right? And not the librarian one?

/Just keeping track

Yes, I generally play for that team: )
/Surprised my reputation proceeds me : )

Wait. Don't you bat for the other team? goddamnitsomuch

I said generally, just ask the last married couple I dated ; )

I'll be sure to put in a special request when you hit town. I hope you like Bordeaux.

/yeah, like that is going to happen

Ahh, you seem to have a beautiful girl and good food and wine, I don't know why you would want more than that.
/And well ya never know ; )

That's not my girl, if you are referring to the hot red-head in my profile. Nor is the French chef my girl.

tinfoil-hat maggie		2013-01-30 04:21:32 AM

TheJoe03		2013-01-30 04:22:14 AM

OgreMagi: Drake's Brewing Company in San Leandro. My European ex-wife said of one of their beers, "it's the best beer I've ever tasted." Unfortunately, I don't remember which one she was referring to. So you'll have to try them all.

Seen em around some random liquor stores in the area and I got no problem trying their entire selection, should be fun. A European saying it's the best beer they ever tasted is pretty serious business.

OgreMagi: Personally, I never much cared for Gordon Biersch.

Honestly, me neither, though their brewery/restaurant isn't too bad. Honestly, decent to me just means it's above the typical cheap (sometimes gross) beers (Bud, Coors, Millers, Pabst, Rolling Rock, etc).

Badgers		2013-01-30 04:23:34 AM

GranoblasticMan		2013-01-30 04:25:31 AM

OgreMagi: Because you are a sick bastard who needs to adjust his medication.

Yes, this is very true.

tinfoil-hat maggie: GranoblasticMan: OgreMagi: Thunderboy: GranoblasticMan: tinfoil-hat maggie: bartink: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x802]
Yes, I would. And so would you.

I'm disappointed I can't read that tat.
/Wut?

I think it says "Lick here"

Having nothing better to do:

[i13.photobucket.com image 820x308]

No idea.

It looks German. Arbeit macht frei?

fark. Why the fark does that just turn me on even more?!

You are just sick enough you're turning me one ; )

This is even more tr--oh my god, brb.

tinfoil-hat maggie		2013-01-30 04:26:43 AM

OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: omnibus_necanda_sunt: tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: I approve

/rant about old biddies for high school teacher who taught his parents

You know you could make things all better, just go find a hot high school teacher and let her know others want her other than her students : )
/You're welcome.
/Still regret the missed opportunity I had with a teacher in Dallas one evening, granted I don't know if she turned to her students.

You're one of our lesbians, right? And not the librarian one?

/Just keeping track

Yes, I generally play for that team: )
/Surprised my reputation proceeds me : )

Wait. Don't you bat for the other team? goddamnitsomuch

I said generally, just ask the last married couple I dated ; )

I'll be sure to put in a special request when you hit town. I hope you like Bordeaux.

/yeah, like that is going to happen

Ahh, you seem to have a beautiful girl and good food and wine, I don't know why you would want more than that.
/And well ya never know ; )

That's not my girl, if you are referring to the hot red-head in my profile. Nor is the French chef my girl.

Well what about the first pic? And is the car yours? Not like I care about such things but...
And well I sorta guessed or maybe hoped that the last pic was your daughter .

tinfoil-hat maggie		2013-01-30 04:30:44 AM

Badgers: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x802]
[images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 638x479]

Badgers: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x802]
[images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 638x479]

That was beautiful, and thank you I needed the laugh.

Yes this is dog		2013-01-30 04:34:13 AM

coeyagi: CruiserTwelve: coeyagi: Man, Aurora, Colorado can't catch a break this year.

At least she didn't shoot anyone.

We should ban smoking hot teachers.

I can't carry a cop around with me, so I carry a smoking hot teacher.

/did I do it right?
/small slashy

I sound fat		2013-01-30 04:55:29 AM

ReapTheChaos: What exactly is the problem with her calling them jailbait?

Seems to me that is what she is SUPPOSED to see them as.

Kell Bartok		2013-01-30 04:58:33 AM

OgreMagi: I've come to the realization that a lot of farkers wouldn't know a gourmet meal if it hit them in the face. Enjoy your whoppers and boxed wine.

OMG LOL!

Deucetoo		2013-01-30 05:00:13 AM

The close up of the tattoo looks like it says "In da back" to me. Maybe my brain just wants it to say that.

clowncar on fire		2013-01-30 05:01:51 AM

DanZero: You all know how these headlines go -- I'd post my pic but I don't want it to get too old.

I'll do a new one

[img.photobucket.com image 600x480]

Mind if we borrow this for the politics tab? Instead of Daily Fail, we could put in Daily KO's/Fox News in its place.

clowncar on fire		2013-01-30 05:09:20 AM

OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women? They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students. Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man. Like me. I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.

Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars

Nope. Jokes on you. I really do have a French chef living here. Here's a little something she made over the past holiday.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x565]

And it's healthy, too.

When I was a kid, we had to chew our own food instead of exploiting foreigners to chew it for us. WTF GenY!

Valiente		2013-01-30 05:10:24 AM

Herb Utsmelz: [i46.tinypic.com image 306x423]

I'd hit it.

In a dense fog, you can hit a lot of things. Sound your horn frequently for best results.

CeroX		2013-01-30 05:34:34 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: omnibus_necanda_sunt: tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: I approve

/rant about old biddies for high school teacher who taught his parents

You know you could make things all better, just go find a hot high school teacher and let her know others want her other than her students : )
/You're welcome.
/Still regret the missed opportunity I had with a teacher in Dallas one evening, granted I don't know if she turned to her students.

You're one of our lesbians, right? And not the librarian one?

/Just keeping track

Yes, I generally play for that team: )
/Surprised my reputation proceeds me : )

Wait. Don't you bat for the other team? goddamnitsomuch

I said generally, just ask the last married couple I dated ; )

Not to put things off topic here mag, but where do you go to meet couples? My wife and I have been looking for a decent girl... We found a great couple to date, but we both agree that having a girlfriend would be less complicated... Any tips on where to look physically or online places?

tinfoil-hat maggie		2013-01-30 05:49:27 AM

CeroX: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: omnibus_necanda_sunt: tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: I approve

/rant about old biddies for high school teacher who taught his parents

You know you could make things all better, just go find a hot high school teacher and let her know others want her other than her students : )
/You're welcome.
/Still regret the missed opportunity I had with a teacher in Dallas one evening, granted I don't know if she turned to her students.

You're one of our lesbians, right? And not the librarian one?

/Just keeping track

Yes, I generally play for that team: )
/Surprised my reputation proceeds me : )

Wait. Don't you bat for the other team? goddamnitsomuch

I said generally, just ask the last married couple I dated ; )

Not to put things off topic here mag, but where do you go to meet couples? My wife and I have been looking for a decent girl... We found a great couple to date, but we both agree that having a girlfriend would be less complicated... Any tips on where to look physically or online places?

I really shouldn't help you considering your past posting history but try here just leave your prejudice at the door.

KrispyKritter		2013-01-30 05:53:09 AM

I've met a large amount of stupid people with college diplomas. This one I only got to read about.

Another Government Employee		2013-01-30 06:17:22 AM

CruiserTwelve: coeyagi: Man, Aurora, Colorado can't catch a break this year.

At least she didn't shoot anyone.

Maybe she should have gotten together with Sideshow Bob and the tragedy could have been avoided.

mamoru		2013-01-30 06:19:27 AM

CeroX		2013-01-30 06:28:54 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: CeroX: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: omnibus_necanda_sunt: tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: I approve

/rant about old biddies for high school teacher who taught his parents

You know you could make things all better, just go find a hot high school teacher and let her know others want her other than her students : )
/You're welcome.
/Still regret the missed opportunity I had with a teacher in Dallas one evening, granted I don't know if she turned to her students.

You're one of our lesbians, right? And not the librarian one?

/Just keeping track

Yes, I generally play for that team: )
/Surprised my reputation proceeds me : )

Wait. Don't you bat for the other team? goddamnitsomuch

I said generally, just ask the last married couple I dated ; )

Not to put things off topic here mag, but where do you go to meet couples? My wife and I have been looking for a decent girl... We found a great couple to date, but we both agree that having a girlfriend would be less complicated... Any tips on where to look physically or online places?

I really shouldn't help you considering your past posting history but try here just leave your prejudice at the door.

Thanks! I'll check this out on my phone as i can't see youtube from my work pc.

I'm not exactly sure what i said to put you off in the past, i know i can be a dick online so i honestly wouldn't be surprised if i put my foot in my mouth... I'll classify you as a much better person than me for helping me out despite whatever stupidity i post online. I sincerely apologize, i really don't ever mean for anything to be personal...

thepeterd		2013-01-30 06:29:35 AM

I could definitely get behind that.
Ready the jackhammer...

unchellmatt		2013-01-30 06:32:44 AM

mamoru: Thunderboy: GranoblasticMan: tinfoil-hat maggie: bartink: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x802]
Yes, I would. And so would you.

I'm disappointed I can't read that tat.
/Wut?

I think it says "Lick here"

Having nothing better to do:

[i13.photobucket.com image 820x308]

No idea.

Looks like the Dark Language of Mordor...

"One vagina to rule them all..."

One vagina they fap to.

One vagina now this thread they flock to,

And this attention whore trap you."

tinfoil-hat maggie		2013-01-30 06:36:52 AM

CeroX: tinfoil-hat maggie: CeroX: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: omnibus_necanda_sunt: tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: I approve

/rant about old biddies for high school teacher who taught his parents

You know you could make things all better, just go find a hot high school teacher and let her know others want her other than her students : )
/You're welcome.
/Still regret the missed opportunity I had with a teacher in Dallas one evening, granted I don't know if she turned to her students.

You're one of our lesbians, right? And not the librarian one?

/Just keeping track

Yes, I generally play for that team: )
/Surprised my reputation proceeds me : )

Wait. Don't you bat for the other team? goddamnitsomuch

I said generally, just ask the last married couple I dated ; )

Not to put things off topic here mag, but where do you go to meet couples? My wife and I have been looking for a decent girl... We found a great couple to date, but we both agree that having a girlfriend would be less complicated... Any tips on where to look physically or online places?

I really shouldn't help you considering your past posting history but try here just leave your prejudice at the door.

Thanks! I'll check this out on my phone as i can't see youtube from my work pc.

I'm not exactly sure what i said to put you off in the past, i know i can be a dick online so i honestly wouldn't be surprised if i put my foot in my mouth... I'll classify you as a much better person than me for helping me out despite whatever stupidity i post online. I sincerely apologize, i really don't ever mean for anything to be personal...

Okay look , the link is gay bar by Electric six. It may seem strange but really most gay bars have the best dance music and best dance floors and not everyone there is gay, theres so many bi's and straights well it's really a great place to meet couples or people looking for them. Have fun, I did ; )

JoeB'Nanah		2013-01-30 06:43:06 AM

The votes are in.
Fark needs a new Arbiter of "Hot"
This teacher is a "cutie" or perhaps a "yeah, you'd hit it" at best.
:)

jaybeezey		2013-01-30 06:51:49 AM

Teachers are just as ignorant as everyone else. Nothing to see here.

CeroX		2013-01-30 06:51:56 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: just leave your prejudice at the door

Ok, so it's the music video for "gay bar" ... not a big deal... both my sister and my wife's best friend are gay, so we regularly visit "gay bars" around here. Not really seen that type there, though honestly we haven't exactly searched for anyone there either...

Hey, thanks again..

CeroX		2013-01-30 06:57:02 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Okay look , the link is gay bar by Electric six. It may seem strange but really most gay bars have the best dance music and best dance floors and not everyone there is gay, theres so many bi's and straights well it's really a great place to meet couples or people looking for them. Have fun, I did ; )

I agree with you on the best dance floors, music around here is dodgy on regular nights, but really good on the thursday EBM/Industrial nights though... but that's just personal taste and we may not agree there...

tinfoil-hat maggie		2013-01-30 06:59:34 AM

CeroX: tinfoil-hat maggie: just leave your prejudice at the door

Ok, so it's the music video for "gay bar" ... not a big deal... both my sister and my wife's best friend are gay, so we regularly visit "gay bars" around here. Not really seen that type there, though honestly we haven't exactly searched for anyone there either...

Hey, thanks again..

Welcome, that's just where most of my couples hook ups happened, I 'd say they were strange times but I think that goes without saying.

Tat'dGreaser		2013-01-30 07:02:48 AM

She sounds like every other attractive white 23 year old female. The only problem is she's a teacher. MEH.

INeedAName		2013-01-30 07:05:25 AM

unchellmatt: mamoru: Thunderboy: GranoblasticMan: tinfoil-hat maggie: bartink: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x802]
Yes, I would. And so would you.

I'm disappointed I can't read that tat.
/Wut?

I think it says "Lick here"

Having nothing better to do:

[i13.photobucket.com image 820x308]

No idea.

Looks like the Dark Language of Mordor...

"One vagina to rule them all..."

One vagina they fap to.

One vagina now this thread they flock to,

And this attention whore trap you."

You just know this girl has thousands of new twitter followers.

HotIgneous Intruder		2013-01-30 07:09:05 AM

Crazy, never stick it in, etc.

tinfoil-hat maggie		2013-01-30 07:10:16 AM

CeroX: tinfoil-hat maggie: Okay look , the link is gay bar by Electric six. It may seem strange but really most gay bars have the best dance music and best dance floors and not everyone there is gay, theres so many bi's and straights well it's really a great place to meet couples or people looking for them. Have fun, I did ; )

I agree with you on the best dance floors, music around here is dodgy on regular nights, but really good on the thursday EBM/Industrial nights though... but that's just personal taste and we may not agree there...

LoL, we weren't really talking music though, we were talking bi men and women and every thing outside that and meeting a bi chick who might be interested, granted yea sure you could meet her at Toco Bell but really it's not easy and be careful what you wish for.: )