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2013-01-29 10:37:52 PM
Nice, but could use a sammich or two
 
2013-01-30 12:05:28 AM
You all know how these headlines go -- I'd post my pic but I don't want it to get too old.

I'll do a new one

img.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-30 12:13:49 AM
Before clicking tfa... Meh.
After clicking tfa... Yowza.
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2013-01-30 12:44:11 AM
ttiwwop

(trust me I tried)
 
2013-01-30 12:55:33 AM
img1.fark.net
Smoking hot 23-year-old ...

kdbowe.com
OK, I'm going in..............

Well, available evidence is inconclusive, but it's not Jabbaphina the Hutt.

/yeah, probably would
 
2013-01-30 12:57:47 AM
maybe it's the cold medication talking but I'm having a deuce of a time finding these "half naked pics" on twitter...

/probably should have trusted the label and not mixed with alcohol...
 
2013-01-30 01:20:35 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

ct.weirdnutdaily.com
 
2013-01-30 01:51:02 AM
Holy crap! She is hot - in that one picture she looks just like Cameron Diaz!
 
2013-01-30 01:53:43 AM
Man, Aurora, Colorado can't catch a break this year.
 
2013-01-30 01:54:40 AM
Yeah sure she is really nice looking, but I wouldn't hit that. I mean look at those sharp knees!
 
2013-01-30 01:55:02 AM
Those knees...no way.


/fistofanangrygod
 
2013-01-30 01:56:51 AM

coeyagi: Man, Aurora, Colorado can't catch a break this year.


At least she didn't shoot anyone.
 
2013-01-30 01:58:40 AM

CruiserTwelve: coeyagi: Man, Aurora, Colorado can't catch a break this year.

At least she didn't shoot anyone.


We should ban smoking hot teachers.
 
2013-01-30 01:59:20 AM
I approve

/rant about old biddies for high school teacher who taught his parents
 
2013-01-30 01:59:33 AM
What exactly is the problem with her calling them jailbait?
 
2013-01-30 02:00:06 AM
What is wrong with these women?  They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students.  Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man.  Like me.  I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze
 
2013-01-30 02:01:44 AM
I might let here jerk me off in a restaurant bathroom after talking to here for 5 minutes. after drinking 10 ten beers, maybe. possibly. only if she was wearing a short skirt.
 
2013-01-30 02:03:21 AM

OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women?  They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students.  Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man.  Like me.  I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze


Strangely enough, the tweet that they had in the article said basically "That is clever, but I am not farking you." Or at least that's how I read it.
 
2013-01-30 02:04:33 AM
Too skinny...tits too small.

oh, and she likes to fark 15 year olds.
 
2013-01-30 02:04:46 AM
Well, they are jail bait. I can't see how anyone can get up in arms about that.
 
2013-01-30 02:04:51 AM
I'd fist her like an angry god.
 
2013-01-30 02:05:03 AM

coeyagi: We should ban smoking hot teachers.

Just curious, how many of those come per pack and what's a carton run in your area?
 
2013-01-30 02:05:04 AM

Jormungandr: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women?  They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students.  Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man.  Like me.  I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze

Strangely enough, the tweet that they had in the article said basically "That is clever, but I am not farking you." Or at least that's how I read it.


Damn it.  Who told her about me?
 
2013-01-30 02:05:47 AM

OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women?  They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students.  Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man.  Like me.  I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze


I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate
 
2013-01-30 02:06:40 AM
Who hires a 23 year old teacher? Their judgement is sure to be bad. They're 23!
 
2013-01-30 02:06:43 AM

Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women?  They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students.  Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man.  Like me.  I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate


I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.
 
2013-01-30 02:08:29 AM
www.residentadvisor.net
Approves
 
2013-01-30 02:09:01 AM
There's going to come a time when hiring anyone without compromising internet photos will be an impossibility. She didn't fark her students; she posted a topless shot that may or may not have even included nipple, since it's impossible to tell from these horrible pics. Do her students learn math well? If yes, keep her on. If no, she has a lucrative internet porn career lined up.
 
2013-01-30 02:10:58 AM
i46.tinypic.com

I'd hit it.
 
2013-01-30 02:12:48 AM
Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Do her students learn math well?

Students at her school have formed a CarlyCrunkBear support group.
 
2013-01-30 02:13:35 AM

coeyagi: We should ban smoking hot teachers.


Especially evil looking, semiautomatic, assault teachers.

/more God in schools, etc. etc. yadda yadda
 
2013-01-30 02:13:50 AM

The more you eat the more you fart: Too skinny...tits too small.

oh, and she likes to fark 15 year olds.


Yeah...I honestly don't get how one looks at a kid-farker, and thinks, "oh, man, I gotta get me some of that." Male or female...really, I just don't.
 
2013-01-30 02:14:27 AM
Hit it? HELL NO!

That's called lunch!
 
2013-01-30 02:14:56 AM
Oh, where the hell was twitter when I was in school? Or computers, or cell phones or even video games.

My lawn..get off it.
 
2013-01-30 02:15:50 AM
Carly McKinney, a math teacher at Overland High School in Aurora, was placed on paid administrative leave on Tuesday after admitting to a local TV station that she created the Twitter account CarlyCrunkBear (@crunk_bear) with the help of a friend.

The most disturbing angle of this story thus far.
 
2013-01-30 02:16:35 AM

OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women?  They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students.  Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man.  Like me.  I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.


Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars
 
2013-01-30 02:23:22 AM
Found this:
blogs.westword.com

I bet! LOL
 
2013-01-30 02:25:18 AM

Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women?  They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students.  Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man.  Like me.  I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.

Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars


Nope.  Jokes on you.  I really do have a French chef living here.  Here's a little something she made over the past holiday.

sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net

And it's healthy, too.
 
2013-01-30 02:27:08 AM

OgreMagi: And it's healthy, too.


Looks regurgitated.
 
2013-01-30 02:28:51 AM

Bumblefark: The more you eat the more you fart: Too skinny...tits too small.

oh, and she likes to fark 15 year olds.

Yeah...I honestly don't get how one looks at a kid-farker, and thinks, "oh, man, I gotta get me some of that." Male or female...really, I just don't.


Well..this IS fark....
 
2013-01-30 02:29:57 AM
Well hell, I would slide my hypotenuse into her hole, and by hole, I mean where her function is undefined at a point....if you know what I mean?
/I need to teach in CO
//Not Aurora
///not anywhere near Areola
 
2013-01-30 02:30:23 AM

gadian: OgreMagi: And it's healthy, too.

Looks regurgitated.


It's more a commentary on modern French cooking than the skills of your housemate, but yeah, it looks like someone threw up on those plates.
 
2013-01-30 02:31:03 AM

Omahawg: I approve

/rant about old biddies for high school teacher who taught his parents


You know you could make things all better, just go find a hot high school teacher and let her know others want her other than her students : )
/You're welcome.
/Still regret the missed opportunity I had with a teacher in Dallas one evening, granted I don't know if she turned to her students.
 
2013-01-30 02:31:58 AM

gadian: OgreMagi: And it's healthy, too.

Looks regurgitated.


It's couscous and mango chicken.  It was a bad angle to capture the food properly.  I was going for a table shot.
 
2013-01-30 02:33:39 AM

OgreMagi: gadian: OgreMagi: And it's healthy, too.

Looks regurgitated.

It's couscous and mango chicken.  It was a bad angle to capture the food properly.  I was going for a table shot.


It looked good to me, so when am I invited for diner ; )
 
2013-01-30 02:34:52 AM

wax_on: Who hires a 23 year old teacher? Their judgement is sure to be bad. They're 23!


Came here to say the same thing, mainly because I'm 23. At 23 you're only 5 years removed from HS, so irresponsible stuff was bound to happen. I don't remember having hot teachers in their early 20s when I was in HS, maybe elementary and middle school. Aurora needs to get their shiat together.
 
2013-01-30 02:35:14 AM
What the Hell is wrong with you Subby? You used "smoking hot" and while she's not the best we've ever seen she's certainly not bad. So now you've given hope to everyone again that smoking hot in the headline might actually produce a fap worthy picture. But 99 times out of a hundred we all just end up throwing up on our mouth a little. So, because you have submitted a fairly accurate headline it will now erase all memory of past disappointments and set us up for future failure. You have no idea the harm you have caused. Thanks, thanks a lot.

/fist...angry God
//she's quite cute, stupid beyond all belief, but cute
 
2013-01-30 02:37:10 AM
In the early days of the Internet, it was 45 year olds that didn't understand the drawbacks of posting inappropriate stuff. Now, 23 year olds haven't figured it out.

Progress?
 
2013-01-30 02:41:45 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: gadian: OgreMagi: And it's healthy, too.

Looks regurgitated.

It's couscous and mango chicken.  It was a bad angle to capture the food properly.  I was going for a table shot.

It looked good to me, so when am I invited for diner ; )


{checks profile for photo}

When can you get here?
 
2013-01-30 02:43:39 AM
you can't be "skinny' AND "smoking hot"
 
2013-01-30 02:44:02 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: I approve

/rant about old biddies for high school teacher who taught his parents

You know you could make things all better, just go find a hot high school teacher and let her know others want her other than her students : )
/You're welcome.
/Still regret the missed opportunity I had with a teacher in Dallas one evening, granted I don't know if she turned to her students.


You're one of our lesbians, right? And not the librarian one?

/Just keeping track
 
2013-01-30 02:48:34 AM
The handstand picture makes her look like she has no hands or feet.
 
2013-01-30 02:48:41 AM

Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women?  They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students.  Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man.  Like me.  I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.

Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars


LOL 'NUT CONTAMINATION'

COULDN'T PAY ME TO EAT THAT
 
2013-01-30 02:48:58 AM

OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women?  They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students.  Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man.  Like me.  I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.

Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars

Nope.  Jokes on you.  I really do have a French chef living here.  Here's a little something she made over the past holiday.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x565]

And it's healthy, too.


That looks like something I threw up after a night of double bar bourbon and waters, with some Denny's 4am fajitas.
 
2013-01-30 02:50:53 AM
Would not hit, but only on account that she chose "crunk bear" as a twitter name.
 
2013-01-30 02:51:10 AM

ransack.: COULDN'T PAY ME TO EAT THAT


Wish i was that farking rich.
 
2013-01-30 02:52:04 AM

OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: gadian: OgreMagi: And it's healthy, too.

Looks regurgitated.

It's couscous and mango chicken.  It was a bad angle to capture the food properly.  I was going for a table shot.

It looked good to me, so when am I invited for diner ; )

{checks profile for photo}

When can you get here?


Heh : ) Well you're all the way in Cali and poor little me is stuck in Bama, Hmmm, maybe time to visit my Uncle in LA ; )
 
2013-01-30 02:53:11 AM
A little digging and you find that tweetwood page where this image caught my eye.

NSFW!
http://tweetwood.com/photos/diplo/535637/d_p_o
 
2013-01-30 02:53:15 AM

OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women?  They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students.  Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man.  Like me.  I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.

Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars

Nope.  Jokes on you.  I really do have a French chef living here.  Here's a little something she made over the past holiday.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x565]

And it's healthy, too.


I've never actually had French food, so I can't say if that looks good or not. I'd give it a shot, I'll try just about anything. But those plates look like something the snooty next-door neighbors from Christmas Vacation would use.
 
2013-01-30 02:54:17 AM

crabsno termites: ransack.: COULDN'T PAY ME TO EAT THAT

Wish i was that farking rich.


I'M DEATHLY ALLERGIC TO NUTS
 
2013-01-30 02:54:22 AM

omnibus_necanda_sunt: tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: I approve

/rant about old biddies for high school teacher who taught his parents

You know you could make things all better, just go find a hot high school teacher and let her know others want her other than her students : )
/You're welcome.
/Still regret the missed opportunity I had with a teacher in Dallas one evening, granted I don't know if she turned to her students.

You're one of our lesbians, right? And not the librarian one?

/Just keeping track


Yes, I generally play for that team: )
/Surprised my reputation proceeds me : )
 
2013-01-30 02:55:06 AM

The more you eat the more you fart: Bumblefark: The more you eat the more you fart: Too skinny...tits too small.

oh, and she likes to fark 15 year olds.

Yeah...I honestly don't get how one looks at a kid-farker, and thinks, "oh, man, I gotta get me some of that." Male or female...really, I just don't.

Well..this IS fark....


True...I guess just about anything looks good from mom's basement.
 
2013-01-30 02:59:59 AM

megarian: Those knees...no way.


/fistofanangrygod


I'd pay to watch that.
 
2013-01-30 03:00:01 AM

Neondistraction: so I can't say if that looks good or not


So sorry - perhaps your seeing eye dog could let you know that it looks like shiat.
 
2013-01-30 03:03:48 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: omnibus_necanda_sunt: tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: I approve

/rant about old biddies for high school teacher who taught his parents

You know you could make things all better, just go find a hot high school teacher and let her know others want her other than her students : )
/You're welcome.
/Still regret the missed opportunity I had with a teacher in Dallas one evening, granted I don't know if she turned to her students.

You're one of our lesbians, right? And not the librarian one?

/Just keeping track

Yes, I generally play for that team: )
/Surprised my reputation proceeds me : )


Wait.  Don't you bat for the other team?   goddamnitsomuch
 
2013-01-30 03:04:48 AM

OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: omnibus_necanda_sunt: tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: I approve

/rant about old biddies for high school teacher who taught his parents

You know you could make things all better, just go find a hot high school teacher and let her know others want her other than her students : )
/You're welcome.
/Still regret the missed opportunity I had with a teacher in Dallas one evening, granted I don't know if she turned to her students.

You're one of our lesbians, right? And not the librarian one?

/Just keeping track

Yes, I generally play for that team: )
/Surprised my reputation proceeds me : )

Wait.  Don't you bat for the other team?   goddamnitsomuch


Quoted the wrong post (but the right person).  It still applies.
 
2013-01-30 03:05:28 AM

OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: omnibus_necanda_sunt: tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: I approve

/rant about old biddies for high school teacher who taught his parents

You know you could make things all better, just go find a hot high school teacher and let her know others want her other than her students : )
/You're welcome.
/Still regret the missed opportunity I had with a teacher in Dallas one evening, granted I don't know if she turned to her students.

You're one of our lesbians, right? And not the librarian one?

/Just keeping track

Yes, I generally play for that team: )
/Surprised my reputation proceeds me : )

Wait.  Don't you bat for the other team?   goddamnitsomuch


I said generally, just ask the last married couple I dated ; )
 
2013-01-30 03:05:50 AM
Some pictures may be more appealing than others...

Link
 
2013-01-30 03:06:58 AM
PSA:

Don't use FaceBook.

/you fecking retards
//I mean come on.
 
2013-01-30 03:08:05 AM

OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women?  They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students.  Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man.  Like me.  I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.

Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars

Nope.  Jokes on you.  I really do have a French chef living here.  Here's a little something she made over the past holiday.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x565]

And it's healthy, too.


Great appetizer, but where's the meal ;-)
 
2013-01-30 03:11:29 AM

jsfrancis: Some pictures may be more appealing than others...

Link



Well, the kid-farker looks pretty good in picture #5, but the kid-farker looks especially hot in #3.

Of course, in each and every one, she looks like a kid-farker.

So...kid-farker.
 
2013-01-30 03:14:50 AM
Judging from the headline I was expecting a ham monster of some sort. Instead, I got an attention whore with no appreciation of tact.

For the record, it doesn't much matter to me that she was a teacher or an aide or whatever. She could be a hand model and still show poor judgment by saying half of what she did on her Twitter account.
 
2013-01-30 03:16:33 AM

OgreMagi: Here's a little something she made over the past holiday.


When I was in basic training I pulled KP duty, I worked the area where they would drop off their trays after eating.  I would scrape the leftover food into a trash can as I passed the dishes to be rinsed. That looks like someone took a spoon and scooped food out of that can and slopped in on a plate.
 
2013-01-30 03:16:57 AM

Bumblefark: jsfrancis: Some pictures may be more appealing than others...

Link


Well, the kid-farker looks pretty good in picture #5, but the kid-farker looks especially hot in #3.

Of course, in each and every one, she looks like a kid-farker.

So...kid-farker.


*ahem* SHE DIDN'T FARK ANYONE. Some kid made a comment about her pics, and she made a comment that he was jailbait. THAT'S IT. NO SEX. Got it?

The big outrage is over her nude pics, pics of her supposedly smoking pot, and her comments about smoking pot. I REPEAT, SHE DIDN'T FARK A STUDENT.
 
2013-01-30 03:18:06 AM
Sounds more like she is a frustrated English Lit major to me.......
 
2013-01-30 03:22:22 AM

Oh_Enough_Already: As is per usual on Fark, there's not a single person complaining about her who - if they're a female - is anywhere near as attractive as she is or - if they're a male - has ever had sex with anyone as attractive as she is. Lather, rinse, repeat.


I banged a bunch of pixels back in ought-nine who could pass for her in a heuristics test.
 
2013-01-30 03:24:52 AM

Zebulon: Bumblefark: jsfrancis: Some pictures may be more appealing than others...

Link


Well, the kid-farker looks pretty good in picture #5, but the kid-farker looks especially hot in #3.

Of course, in each and every one, she looks like a kid-farker.

So...kid-farker.

*ahem* SHE DIDN'T FARK ANYONE. Some kid made a comment about her pics, and she made a comment that he was jailbait. THAT'S IT. NO SEX. Got it?

The big outrage is over her nude pics, pics of her supposedly smoking pot, and her comments about smoking pot. I REPEAT, SHE DIDN'T FARK A STUDENT.


Oh, stop it...we're not conducting a criminal trial, sport. It's perfectly ok to use commonsense...I swear, the lawyers don't need to know anything about it. (And, yes, the assumption to this point *in this thread* has generally been that, even if not farking her students, that was probably her aim/ambition. Nobody gave a shiat about the nude pics or the pot...because, you know, nobody in their right minds cares about that nonsense.)

If you really don't grasp that this chick is perhaps more than smidgeon farked up, sorry for your sheltered life.
 
2013-01-30 03:25:07 AM
I'd like to lay her on her X axis and eat her pi.
 
2013-01-30 03:26:36 AM

Bumblefark: Well, the kid-farker looks pretty good in picture #5, but the kid-farker looks especially hot in #3.


she's not a pedophile. stop trying to portray her as such
 
2013-01-30 03:30:47 AM
If you're going to be an immature idiot and an attention whore you should probably avoid telling your students about your twitter account.
 
2013-01-30 03:31:14 AM
pbs.twimg.com
Yes, I would. And so would you.
 
2013-01-30 03:31:22 AM

WhyteRaven74: Bumblefark: Well, the kid-farker looks pretty good in picture #5, but the kid-farker looks especially hot in #3.

she's not a pedophile. stop trying to portray her as such


Ah, the white knight has arrived.
 
2013-01-30 03:31:51 AM

mikemoto: Nice, but could use a sammich or two


nnnnnnnnnnnope
 
2013-01-30 03:33:03 AM

WhyteRaven74: Bumblefark: Well, the kid-farker looks pretty good in picture #5, but the kid-farker looks especially hot in #3.

she's not a pedophile. stop trying to portray her as such


You crazy people with your reading of the Farkin article and all : )

/Yea I still haven't : )
//What were we talking about?
 
2013-01-30 03:34:52 AM

bartink: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x802]
Yes, I would. And so would you.


I'm disappointed I can't read that tat.
/Wut?
 
2013-01-30 03:37:58 AM

bartink: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x802]
Yes, I would. And so would you.


That's not the teacher, is it?
 
2013-01-30 03:38:13 AM

Bumblefark: Ah, the white knight has arrived.


I'm not sure that correcting people on facts qualifies someone as a white knight.
 
2013-01-30 03:42:28 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: //What were we talking about?


Attractive women and how we wish we could get with them.
 
2013-01-30 03:42:59 AM

coeyagi: We should ban smoking hot teachers.


It's my God-given right to bare, smoking-hot teachers!
 
2013-01-30 03:46:11 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: bartink: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x802]
Yes, I would. And so would you.

I'm disappointed I can't read that tat.
/Wut?


I think it says "Lick here"
 
2013-01-30 03:46:51 AM

OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women?


At 23 the brain isn't even fully formed yet. There are still some mushy parts that aren't fully wired in. Notable amongst said parts is the one used to evaluate the consequences of actions.

/the rest of her is formed quite nicely though.
 
2013-01-30 03:49:12 AM

swahnhennessy: Bumblefark: Ah, the white knight has arrived.

I'm not sure that correcting people on facts qualifies someone as a white knight.


What facts were we disagreeing about?

I called her a "kid-farker", because I think "pedophile" is unreasonably soft language. You do understand that you don't actually have to fark a kid to be a kid-farker, right. Pedophilia is about a sexual inclination, not the activity itself. Anyway...

My input was just aimed at the people who *already assumed* she either *was* or *would-have-been* farking her students, and nevertheless decided they were "hot for teacher."

Context, sport -- it's what's for breakfast :)
 
2013-01-30 03:52:08 AM

Bumblefark: I called her a "kid-farker", because I think "pedophile" is unreasonably soft language. You do understand that you don't actually have to fark a kid to be a kid-farker, right. Pedophilia is about a sexual inclination, not the activity itself. Anyway...


Doesn't the inclination have to be towards children and not teenagers? Admit you're being hyperbolic.
 
2013-01-30 03:53:19 AM
Hey, she hasn't banged any of the teens yet, don't send her to jail or punish her just yet! As if those kids would feel "molested and dehumanized" if she bangs them. I bet all the kids are fantasizing about her during jack-off hour.
 
2013-01-30 03:54:13 AM
According to wikipedia she would be into ephebophilia, being into people 15-19.
 
2013-01-30 03:56:58 AM

GranoblasticMan: tinfoil-hat maggie: //What were we talking about?

Attractive women and how we wish we could get with them.


GranoblasticMan: tinfoil-hat maggie: bartink: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x802]
Yes, I would. And so would you.

I'm disappointed I can't read that tat.
/Wut?

I think it says "Lick here"


Lol : )
 
2013-01-30 03:57:55 AM
23 year olds shouldn't be teaching highschoolers.
 
2013-01-30 03:57:55 AM

GreenSun: Hey, she hasn't banged any of the teens yet, don't send her to jail or punish her just yet! As if those kids would feel "molested and dehumanized" if she bangs them. I bet all the kids are fantasizing about her during jack-off hour 17 seconds.

 
2013-01-30 03:58:45 AM

Fail in Human Form: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women?  They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students.  Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man.  Like me.  I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.

Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars

Nope.  Jokes on you.  I really do have a French chef living here.  Here's a little something she made over the past holiday.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x565]

And it's healthy, too.

Great appetizer, but where's the meal ;-)


We started out with crab blinis and salmon carpaccio.
 
2013-01-30 04:00:33 AM
I've come to the realization that a lot of farkers wouldn't know a gourmet meal if it hit them in the face.  Enjoy your whoppers and boxed wine.
 
2013-01-30 04:01:34 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: omnibus_necanda_sunt: tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: I approve

/rant about old biddies for high school teacher who taught his parents

You know you could make things all better, just go find a hot high school teacher and let her know others want her other than her students : )
/You're welcome.
/Still regret the missed opportunity I had with a teacher in Dallas one evening, granted I don't know if she turned to her students.

You're one of our lesbians, right? And not the librarian one?

/Just keeping track

Yes, I generally play for that team: )
/Surprised my reputation proceeds me : )

Wait.  Don't you bat for the other team?   goddamnitsomuch

I said generally, just ask the last married couple I dated ; )


I'll be sure to put in a special request when you hit town.  I hope you like Bordeaux.

/yeah, like that is going to happen
 
2013-01-30 04:01:48 AM

OgreMagi: Enjoy your whoppers and boxed wine.


I'm much classier than that, it's all about In N Out and Sierra Nevada.
 
2013-01-30 04:03:36 AM

TheJoe03: OgreMagi: Enjoy your whoppers and boxed wine.

I'm much classier than that, it's all about In N Out and Sierra Nevada.


Five Guys and a local micro-brew, you farking peasant.

/actually, I like In-n-Out, but this is Fark so snark is required.
 
2013-01-30 04:03:55 AM

GranoblasticMan: tinfoil-hat maggie: bartink: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x802]
Yes, I would. And so would you.

I'm disappointed I can't read that tat.
/Wut?

I think it says "Lick here"


Having nothing better to do:

i13.photobucket.com

No idea.
 
2013-01-30 04:05:36 AM

bartink: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x802]
Yes, I would. And so would you.


i look at the pubic area reveals that this may be necessary.

www.tommypollina.com
 
2013-01-30 04:07:41 AM

Thunderboy: GranoblasticMan: tinfoil-hat maggie: bartink: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x802]
Yes, I would. And so would you.

I'm disappointed I can't read that tat.
/Wut?

I think it says "Lick here"

Having nothing better to do:

[i13.photobucket.com image 820x308]

No idea.


It looks German.  Arbeit macht frei?
 
2013-01-30 04:12:41 AM

OgreMagi: Five Guys and a local micro-brew, you farking peasant.

/actually, I like In-n-Out, but this is Fark so snark is required.


I notice you are from Dublin, CA, what local brews would you recommend to this dude in San Jose? All my city has is Gordon Biersch (which is decent), SF has Anchor Steam, Petaluma has Lagunitas, and Mendocino has their Red Hawk's and all that. Any other Bay Area brews you would recommend?
 
2013-01-30 04:13:56 AM

Neondistraction: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women?  They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students.  Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man.  Like me.  I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.

Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars

Nope.  Jokes on you.  I really do have a French chef living here.  Here's a little something she made over the past holiday.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x565]

And it's healthy, too.

I've never actually had French food, so I can't say if that looks good or not. I'd give it a shot, I'll try just about anything. But those plates look like something the snooty next-door neighbors from Christmas Vacation would use.


This. And the plates, plus the horrible angle, are what are ensuring it looks as bad as it does.

/white plates people, if you want the food to stand out
//chargers are how you add color
 
2013-01-30 04:14:43 AM

OgreMagi: Thunderboy: GranoblasticMan: tinfoil-hat maggie: bartink: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x802]
Yes, I would. And so would you.

I'm disappointed I can't read that tat.
/Wut?

I think it says "Lick here"

Having nothing better to do:

[i13.photobucket.com image 820x308]

No idea.

It looks German.  Arbeit macht frei?


fark. Why the fark does that just turn me on even more?!
 
2013-01-30 04:15:07 AM

TheJoe03: Bumblefark: I called her a "kid-farker", because I think "pedophile" is unreasonably soft language. You do understand that you don't actually have to fark a kid to be a kid-farker, right. Pedophilia is about a sexual inclination, not the activity itself. Anyway...

Doesn't the inclination have to be towards children and not teenagers? Admit you're being hyperbolic.


Again, that's one reason I don't get into the psycho-babble with this stuff...the definition of "pedophile" varies quite a bit among clinicians, mostly out of quibbling over what age delineates "child" from "teenager". (Difficulty: having a "-teen" number of years doesn't play much of a role in that debate, these days...13 and 14 are often considered "children", not "adolescents," which is what we usually mean by "teenager.") Besides, there are plenty of ways to abuse your power and position over those who are sexually mature...and for that, I offer up the term-of-art, "kid-farker."

Yes, it is certainly hyperbolic. ...It was also intended to be funny, and nothing is funny without exaggeration.

Way to kill the joke. Also, you ruined Christmas for everyone.

/See how hyperbole works?
 
2013-01-30 04:16:51 AM

TheJoe03: OgreMagi: Five Guys and a local micro-brew, you farking peasant.

/actually, I like In-n-Out, but this is Fark so snark is required.

I notice you are from Dublin, CA, what local brews would you recommend to this dude in San Jose? All my city has is Gordon Biersch (which is decent), SF has Anchor Steam, Petaluma has Lagunitas, and Mendocino has their Red Hawk's and all that. Any other Bay Area brews you would recommend?


Drake's Brewing Company in San Leandro.  My European ex-wife said of one of their beers, "it's the best beer I've ever tasted."  Unfortunately, I don't remember which one she was referring to.  So you'll have to try them all.

Personally, I never much cared for Gordon Biersch.
 
2013-01-30 04:18:10 AM

OgreMagi: I've come to the realization that a lot of farkers wouldn't know a gourmet meal if it hit them in the face.  Enjoy your whoppers and boxed wine.


I prefer White Castle and my Mickeys 40, thank you very much!
 
2013-01-30 04:18:31 AM

Bumblefark: Yes, it is certainly hyperbolic. ...It was also intended to be funny, and nothing is funny without exaggeration.

Way to kill the joke. Also, you ruined Christmas for everyone.

/See how hyperbole works?


Oh, sorry bro. I didn't think you were joking, it's not always easy to tell on Fark, some people get really intense about random shiat and would say "kid farker" in a serious way.
 
2013-01-30 04:18:43 AM

GranoblasticMan: OgreMagi: Thunderboy: GranoblasticMan: tinfoil-hat maggie: bartink: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x802]
Yes, I would. And so would you.

I'm disappointed I can't read that tat.
/Wut?

I think it says "Lick here"

Having nothing better to do:

[i13.photobucket.com image 820x308]

No idea.

It looks German.  Arbeit macht frei?

fark. Why the fark does that just turn me on even more?!


Because you are a sick bastard who needs to adjust his medication.
 
2013-01-30 04:19:39 AM

OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: omnibus_necanda_sunt: tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: I approve

/rant about old biddies for high school teacher who taught his parents

You know you could make things all better, just go find a hot high school teacher and let her know others want her other than her students : )
/You're welcome.
/Still regret the missed opportunity I had with a teacher in Dallas one evening, granted I don't know if she turned to her students.

You're one of our lesbians, right? And not the librarian one?

/Just keeping track

Yes, I generally play for that team: )
/Surprised my reputation proceeds me : )

Wait.  Don't you bat for the other team?   goddamnitsomuch

I said generally, just ask the last married couple I dated ; )

I'll be sure to put in a special request when you hit town.  I hope you like Bordeaux.

/yeah, like that is going to happen


Ahh, you seem to have a beautiful girl and good food and wine, I don't know why you would want more than that.
/And well ya never know ; )
 
2013-01-30 04:21:17 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: omnibus_necanda_sunt: tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: I approve

/rant about old biddies for high school teacher who taught his parents

You know you could make things all better, just go find a hot high school teacher and let her know others want her other than her students : )
/You're welcome.
/Still regret the missed opportunity I had with a teacher in Dallas one evening, granted I don't know if she turned to her students.

You're one of our lesbians, right? And not the librarian one?

/Just keeping track

Yes, I generally play for that team: )
/Surprised my reputation proceeds me : )

Wait.  Don't you bat for the other team?   goddamnitsomuch

I said generally, just ask the last married couple I dated ; )

I'll be sure to put in a special request when you hit town.  I hope you like Bordeaux.

/yeah, like that is going to happen

Ahh, you seem to have a beautiful girl and good food and wine, I don't know why you would want more than that.
/And well ya never know ; )


That's not my girl, if you are referring to the hot red-head in my profile.  Nor is the French chef my girl.
 
2013-01-30 04:21:32 AM

GranoblasticMan: OgreMagi: Thunderboy: GranoblasticMan: tinfoil-hat maggie: bartink: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x802]
Yes, I would. And so would you.

I'm disappointed I can't read that tat.
/Wut?

I think it says "Lick here"

Having nothing better to do:

[i13.photobucket.com image 820x308]

No idea.

It looks German.  Arbeit macht frei?

fark. Why the fark does that just turn me on even more?!


You are just sick enough you're turning me one ; )
 
2013-01-30 04:22:14 AM

OgreMagi: Drake's Brewing Company in San Leandro.  My European ex-wife said of one of their beers, "it's the best beer I've ever tasted."  Unfortunately, I don't remember which one she was referring to.  So you'll have to try them all.


Seen em around some random liquor stores in the area and I got no problem trying their entire selection, should be fun. A European saying it's the best beer they ever tasted is pretty serious business.

OgreMagi: Personally, I never much cared for Gordon Biersch.


Honestly, me neither, though their brewery/restaurant isn't too bad. Honestly, decent to me just means it's above the typical cheap (sometimes gross) beers (Bud, Coors, Millers, Pabst, Rolling Rock, etc).
 
2013-01-30 04:23:34 AM
pbs.twimg.com
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-01-30 04:25:31 AM

OgreMagi: Because you are a sick bastard who needs to adjust his medication.


Yes, this is very true.

tinfoil-hat maggie: GranoblasticMan: OgreMagi: Thunderboy: GranoblasticMan: tinfoil-hat maggie: bartink: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x802]
Yes, I would. And so would you.

I'm disappointed I can't read that tat.
/Wut?

I think it says "Lick here"

Having nothing better to do:

[i13.photobucket.com image 820x308]

No idea.

It looks German.  Arbeit macht frei?

fark. Why the fark does that just turn me on even more?!

You are just sick enough you're turning me one ; )


This is even more tr--oh my god, brb.
 
2013-01-30 04:26:43 AM

OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: omnibus_necanda_sunt: tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: I approve

/rant about old biddies for high school teacher who taught his parents

You know you could make things all better, just go find a hot high school teacher and let her know others want her other than her students : )
/You're welcome.
/Still regret the missed opportunity I had with a teacher in Dallas one evening, granted I don't know if she turned to her students.

You're one of our lesbians, right? And not the librarian one?

/Just keeping track

Yes, I generally play for that team: )
/Surprised my reputation proceeds me : )

Wait.  Don't you bat for the other team?   goddamnitsomuch

I said generally, just ask the last married couple I dated ; )

I'll be sure to put in a special request when you hit town.  I hope you like Bordeaux.

/yeah, like that is going to happen

Ahh, you seem to have a beautiful girl and good food and wine, I don't know why you would want more than that.
/And well ya never know ; )

That's not my girl, if you are referring to the hot red-head in my profile.  Nor is the French chef my girl.


Well what about the first pic? And is the car yours? Not like I care about such things but...
And well I sorta guessed or maybe hoped that the last pic was your daughter .
 
2013-01-30 04:30:44 AM

Badgers: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x802]
[images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 638x479]


Badgers: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x802]
[images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 638x479]


That was beautiful, and thank you I needed the laugh.
 
2013-01-30 04:34:13 AM

coeyagi: CruiserTwelve: coeyagi: Man, Aurora, Colorado can't catch a break this year.

At least she didn't shoot anyone.

We should ban smoking hot teachers.


I can't carry a cop around with me, so I carry a smoking hot teacher.


/did I do it right?
/small slashy
 
2013-01-30 04:55:29 AM

ReapTheChaos: What exactly is the problem with her calling them jailbait?


Seems to me that is what she is SUPPOSED to see them as.
 
2013-01-30 04:58:33 AM

OgreMagi: I've come to the realization that a lot of farkers wouldn't know a gourmet meal if it hit them in the face.  Enjoy your whoppers and boxed wine.


OMG LOL!
 
2013-01-30 05:00:13 AM
The close up of the tattoo looks like it says "In da back" to me. Maybe my brain just wants it to say that.
 
2013-01-30 05:01:51 AM

DanZero: You all know how these headlines go -- I'd post my pic but I don't want it to get too old.

I'll do a new one

[img.photobucket.com image 600x480]


Mind if we borrow this for the politics tab? Instead of Daily Fail, we could put in Daily KO's/Fox News in its place.
 
2013-01-30 05:09:20 AM

OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women?  They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students.  Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man.  Like me.  I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.

Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars

Nope.  Jokes on you.  I really do have a French chef living here.  Here's a little something she made over the past holiday.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x565]

And it's healthy, too.


When I was a kid, we had to chew our own food instead of exploiting foreigners to chew it for us. WTF GenY!
 
2013-01-30 05:10:24 AM

Herb Utsmelz: [i46.tinypic.com image 306x423]

I'd hit it.


In a dense fog, you can hit a lot of things. Sound your horn frequently for best results.
 
2013-01-30 05:34:34 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: omnibus_necanda_sunt: tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: I approve

/rant about old biddies for high school teacher who taught his parents

You know you could make things all better, just go find a hot high school teacher and let her know others want her other than her students : )
/You're welcome.
/Still regret the missed opportunity I had with a teacher in Dallas one evening, granted I don't know if she turned to her students.

You're one of our lesbians, right? And not the librarian one?

/Just keeping track

Yes, I generally play for that team: )
/Surprised my reputation proceeds me : )

Wait.  Don't you bat for the other team?   goddamnitsomuch

I said generally, just ask the last married couple I dated ; )


Not to put things off topic here mag, but where do you go to meet couples? My wife and I have been looking for a decent girl... We found a great couple to date, but we both agree that having a girlfriend would be less complicated... Any tips on where to look physically or online places?
 
2013-01-30 05:49:27 AM

CeroX: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: omnibus_necanda_sunt: tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: I approve

/rant about old biddies for high school teacher who taught his parents

You know you could make things all better, just go find a hot high school teacher and let her know others want her other than her students : )
/You're welcome.
/Still regret the missed opportunity I had with a teacher in Dallas one evening, granted I don't know if she turned to her students.

You're one of our lesbians, right? And not the librarian one?

/Just keeping track

Yes, I generally play for that team: )
/Surprised my reputation proceeds me : )

Wait.  Don't you bat for the other team?   goddamnitsomuch

I said generally, just ask the last married couple I dated ; )

Not to put things off topic here mag, but where do you go to meet couples? My wife and I have been looking for a decent girl... We found a great couple to date, but we both agree that having a girlfriend would be less complicated... Any tips on where to look physically or online places?


I really shouldn't help you considering your past posting history but try here just leave your prejudice at the door.
 
2013-01-30 05:53:09 AM
I've met a large amount of stupid people with college diplomas. This one I only got to read about.
 
2013-01-30 06:17:22 AM

CruiserTwelve: coeyagi: Man, Aurora, Colorado can't catch a break this year.

At least she didn't shoot anyone.


Maybe she should have gotten together with Sideshow Bob and the tragedy could have been avoided.
 
2013-01-30 06:19:27 AM

Thunderboy: GranoblasticMan: tinfoil-hat maggie: bartink: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x802]
Yes, I would. And so would you.

I'm disappointed I can't read that tat.
/Wut?

I think it says "Lick here"

Having nothing better to do:

[i13.photobucket.com image 820x308]

No idea.


Looks like the Dark Language of Mordor...

"One vagina to rule them all..."
 
2013-01-30 06:28:54 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: CeroX: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: omnibus_necanda_sunt: tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: I approve

/rant about old biddies for high school teacher who taught his parents

You know you could make things all better, just go find a hot high school teacher and let her know others want her other than her students : )
/You're welcome.
/Still regret the missed opportunity I had with a teacher in Dallas one evening, granted I don't know if she turned to her students.

You're one of our lesbians, right? And not the librarian one?

/Just keeping track

Yes, I generally play for that team: )
/Surprised my reputation proceeds me : )

Wait.  Don't you bat for the other team?   goddamnitsomuch

I said generally, just ask the last married couple I dated ; )

Not to put things off topic here mag, but where do you go to meet couples? My wife and I have been looking for a decent girl... We found a great couple to date, but we both agree that having a girlfriend would be less complicated... Any tips on where to look physically or online places?

I really shouldn't help you considering your past posting history but try here just leave your prejudice at the door.


Thanks!    I'll check this out on my phone as i can't see youtube from my work pc.

I'm not exactly sure what i said to put you off in the past, i know i can be a dick online so i honestly wouldn't be surprised if i put my foot in my mouth... I'll classify you as a much better person than me for helping me out despite whatever stupidity i post online. I sincerely apologize, i really don't ever mean for anything to be personal...
 
2013-01-30 06:29:35 AM
pbs.twimg.com

I could definitely get behind that.
Ready the jackhammer...
 
2013-01-30 06:32:44 AM

mamoru: Thunderboy: GranoblasticMan: tinfoil-hat maggie: bartink: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x802]
Yes, I would. And so would you.

I'm disappointed I can't read that tat.
/Wut?

I think it says "Lick here"

Having nothing better to do:

[i13.photobucket.com image 820x308]

No idea.

Looks like the Dark Language of Mordor...

"One vagina to rule them all..."


One vagina they fap to.

One vagina now this thread they flock to,

And this attention whore trap you."
 
2013-01-30 06:36:52 AM

CeroX: tinfoil-hat maggie: CeroX: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: omnibus_necanda_sunt: tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: I approve

/rant about old biddies for high school teacher who taught his parents

You know you could make things all better, just go find a hot high school teacher and let her know others want her other than her students : )
/You're welcome.
/Still regret the missed opportunity I had with a teacher in Dallas one evening, granted I don't know if she turned to her students.

You're one of our lesbians, right? And not the librarian one?

/Just keeping track

Yes, I generally play for that team: )
/Surprised my reputation proceeds me : )

Wait.  Don't you bat for the other team?   goddamnitsomuch

I said generally, just ask the last married couple I dated ; )

Not to put things off topic here mag, but where do you go to meet couples? My wife and I have been looking for a decent girl... We found a great couple to date, but we both agree that having a girlfriend would be less complicated... Any tips on where to look physically or online places?

I really shouldn't help you considering your past posting history but try here just leave your prejudice at the door.

Thanks!    I'll check this out on my phone as i can't see youtube from my work pc.

I'm not exactly sure what i said to put you off in the past, i know i can be a dick online so i honestly wouldn't be surprised if i put my foot in my mouth... I'll classify you as a much better person than me for helping me out despite whatever stupidity i post online. I sincerely apologize, i really don't ever mean for anything to be personal...


Okay look , the link is gay bar by Electric six. It may seem strange but really most gay bars have the best dance music and best dance floors and not everyone there is gay, theres so many bi's and straights well it's really a great place to meet couples or people looking for them. Have fun, I did ; )
 
2013-01-30 06:43:06 AM
The votes are in.
Fark needs a new Arbiter of "Hot"
This teacher is a "cutie" or perhaps a "yeah, you'd hit it" at best.
:)
 
2013-01-30 06:51:49 AM
Teachers are just as ignorant as everyone else. Nothing to see here.
 
2013-01-30 06:51:56 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: just leave your prejudice at the door


Ok, so it's the music video for "gay bar" ... not a big deal... both my sister and my wife's best friend are gay, so we regularly visit "gay bars" around here. Not really seen that type there, though honestly we haven't exactly searched for anyone there either...

Hey, thanks again..
 
2013-01-30 06:57:02 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Okay look , the link is gay bar by Electric six. It may seem strange but really most gay bars have the best dance music and best dance floors and not everyone there is gay, theres so many bi's and straights well it's really a great place to meet couples or people looking for them. Have fun, I did ; )



I agree with you on the best dance floors, music around here is dodgy on regular nights, but really good on the thursday EBM/Industrial nights though... but that's just personal taste and we may not agree there...
 
2013-01-30 06:59:34 AM

CeroX: tinfoil-hat maggie: just leave your prejudice at the door

Ok, so it's the music video for "gay bar" ... not a big deal... both my sister and my wife's best friend are gay, so we regularly visit "gay bars" around here. Not really seen that type there, though honestly we haven't exactly searched for anyone there either...

Hey, thanks again..


Welcome, that's just where most of my couples hook ups happened, I 'd say they were strange times but I think that goes without saying.
 
2013-01-30 07:02:48 AM
She sounds like every other attractive white 23 year old female. The only problem is she's a teacher. MEH.
 
2013-01-30 07:05:25 AM

unchellmatt: mamoru: Thunderboy: GranoblasticMan: tinfoil-hat maggie: bartink: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x802]
Yes, I would. And so would you.

I'm disappointed I can't read that tat.
/Wut?

I think it says "Lick here"

Having nothing better to do:

[i13.photobucket.com image 820x308]

No idea.

Looks like the Dark Language of Mordor...

"One vagina to rule them all..."

One vagina they fap to.

One vagina now this thread they flock to,

And this attention whore trap you."


You just know this girl has thousands of new twitter followers.
 
2013-01-30 07:09:05 AM
Crazy, never stick it in, etc.
 
2013-01-30 07:10:16 AM

CeroX: tinfoil-hat maggie: Okay look , the link is gay bar by Electric six. It may seem strange but really most gay bars have the best dance music and best dance floors and not everyone there is gay, theres so many bi's and straights well it's really a great place to meet couples or people looking for them. Have fun, I did ; )


I agree with you on the best dance floors, music around here is dodgy on regular nights, but really good on the thursday EBM/Industrial nights though... but that's just personal taste and we may not agree there...


LoL, we weren't really talking music though, we were talking bi men and women and every thing outside that and meeting a bi chick who might be interested, granted yea sure you could meet her at Toco Bell but really it's not easy and be careful what you wish for.: )
 
2013-01-30 07:13:11 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: be careful what you wish for.


no doubt...
 
2013-01-30 07:21:11 AM

Thunderboy: GranoblasticMan: tinfoil-hat maggie: bartink: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x802]
Yes, I would. And so would you.

I'm disappointed I can't read that tat.
/Wut?

I think it says "Lick here"

Having nothing better to do:

[i13.photobucket.com image 820x308]

No idea.


Looks like it says "stretchmark"
 
2013-01-30 07:22:33 AM
What epic fail this is. She is in her first job teaching, her first year. She just got out of college, spending huge amounts of money or going in to debt in a big way for a degree that she most likely will never be able to use again. All because of posting stupid sh*t on Twitter.
 
2013-01-30 07:25:08 AM
Way to piss away your career, I suppose...

Though, at 23, she's probably still in college party mode. I'm glad there was no such thing as Twitter or Facebook when I was in college, at any rate.
 
2013-01-30 07:34:08 AM

bartink: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x802]
Yes, I would. And so would you.


Absolutely. All day and all night.

/oh all right; for about 15 minutes
//then go to sleep
 
2013-01-30 07:34:20 AM
Teachers that will be teaching minors, should not be allowed to teach minors, until they have 15+ years experience teaching minors. Additionally, teachers that will be teaching minors shall not have touched minors, and/or shown their junk to the interwebs during that same 15 year span. Unless they're really smoking hot.

/Hi Maggie!
 
2013-01-30 07:36:52 AM

Thudfark: Teachers that will be teaching minors, should not be allowed to teach minors, until they have 15+ years experience teaching minors. Additionally, teachers that will be teaching minors shall not have touched minors, and/or shown their junk to the interwebs during that same 15 year span. Unless they're really smoking hot.

/Hi Maggie!


Hey hon, how are you and those beautiful blue eyes ; )
 
2013-01-30 07:37:05 AM

desertfool: What epic fail this is. She is in her first job teaching, her first year. She just got out of college, spending huge amounts of money or going in to debt in a big way for a degree that she most likely will never be able to use again. All because of posting stupid sh*t on Twitter.


She'll probably wind up a corp trainer...

First helpdesk job i got had a corp trainer just like that, but this was before FB and Twitter... she was a former teacher, lost her job because she was young and stupid, that trend continued even as a trainer... she regularly attended wet t contests and shared pics around work... i guess in the corp world you don't have to worry about getting caught farking the 16 year old QB, cause he's 32 and in middle management and farking the HS QB in middle management will get you a promotion... at least it did her...
 
2013-01-30 07:40:48 AM
In seventh grade the school hired a new English teacher. She was in her late twenties/early thirties and wasn't bad looking. She was really nice and a good teacher, and became a favorite with all the students pretty quickly. Naturally, all the guys in the class talked about wanting to have sex with her. The weird part? She knew about it because a few of them told her so, and she thought it was funny and cute. The fact that she was really inappropriately flirty with all the boys didn't help much either. If she got down and dirty with any of the students, she didn't get caught. Last I heard she was still teaching there and has since turned into a raging biatch that none of the students like. Looking back on it like this, she was incredibly creepy.

In eighth grade we had a history teacher who wore a skirt every day. She was the tall, scrawny, anorexic type. When giving her lesson, she would always sit on top of one of the empty student desks at the front of the classroom, giving the whole class a good view up the skirt. We figured out pretty quickly that she wasn't a big fan of underwear.

When I was a junior in high school we had a math "teacher" who had us as her first ever class. The girl was dumber than a sack of hammers, but just one look at her and it wasn't hard to figure out why she got the job (our superintendent was a locally well-known poonhound). She was also hired to coach the girl's volleyball team that year.

Anyway, she was pretty much exactly what a "smoking hot teacher" should look like: 24 years old, long dirty-blonde hair, super fit, and sporting some rockin' bewbage. She was always wearing those low cut blouses until either a parent or one of the other faculty said something to the principal about it. She was only at our school for a year before getting fired for being incompetent, but through a series of relatively inconsequential events I did manage to catch an eyeful of her changing once. It was completely unintentional when it happened. All it took was her not knowing how to close a damn door all the way after telling a 17-year old boy to wait on the other side of it. Saw pretty much everything. It was pretty awesome. It caused the death of many kittens.

We also had an English teacher in her mid to late thirties whom we were all fairly certain was genuinely crazy. She was a solid six or maybe seven by virgin high school kid standards. In retrospect she was probably lower on the scale. The school found out that she banged one of the guys in our class during a weekend-long trip our senior year and she got fired. I recently learned that about a year ago she actually married one of the guys in my graduating class. Interestingly enough it's not the same one she screwed, if memory serves correctly.
 
2013-01-30 07:43:27 AM

desertfool: What epic fail this is. She is in her first job teaching, her first year. She just got out of college, spending huge amounts of money or going in to debt in a big way for a degree that she most likely will never be able to use again. All because of posting stupid sh*t on Twitter.


Internet tools are valuable. But for silly people, internet tools are only megaphones.
 
2013-01-30 07:44:31 AM
coeyagi: Carly McKinney, a math teacher at Overland High School in Aurora, was placed on paid administrative leave on Tuesday after admitting to a local TV station that she created the Twitter account CarlyCrunkBear (@crunk_bear) with the help of a friend some dude trying unsuccessfully to get into her pants.

The most disturbing angle of this story thus far.


FTFY

/still bitter
 
2013-01-30 07:44:37 AM
I saw the headstand picture and immediately thought of this:

static.guim.co.uk
 
2013-01-30 07:48:57 AM

Arcanaloth: 23 year olds shouldn't be teaching highschoolers.


THIS. Anyone who wants to go back to high school that soon after graduating from it probably has other motives, or never grew up.
 
2013-01-30 07:51:29 AM

Capt. Sparkles: In seventh grade

In eighth grade

When I was a junior in high school


What in the f*ck school did you go to!?!?!

Will they accept 31 year old students??
 
2013-01-30 07:52:17 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Thudfark: Teachers that will be teaching minors, should not be allowed to teach minors, until they have 15+ years experience teaching minors. Additionally, teachers that will be teaching minors shall not have touched minors, and/or shown their junk to the interwebs during that same 15 year span. Unless they're really smoking hot.

/Hi Maggie!

Hey hon, how are you and those beautiful blue eyes ; )


I be fine, not nearly as fine as you though. Waggle waggle
 
2013-01-30 07:55:17 AM

Tat'dGreaser: Capt. Sparkles: In seventh grade

In eighth grade

When I was a junior in high school

What in the f*ck school did you go to!?!?!

Will they accept 31 year old students??


LoL, you're all of the sudden missing high school : )
 
2013-01-30 07:58:24 AM

Thudfark: tinfoil-hat maggie: Thudfark: Teachers that will be teaching minors, should not be allowed to teach minors, until they have 15+ years experience teaching minors. Additionally, teachers that will be teaching minors shall not have touched minors, and/or shown their junk to the interwebs during that same 15 year span. Unless they're really smoking hot.

/Hi Maggie!

Hey hon, how are you and those beautiful blue eyes ; )

I be fine, not nearly as fine as you though. Waggle waggle


Oh, you know I love you in the most indecent ways : )
 
2013-01-30 08:04:26 AM

jsfrancis: Some pictures may be more appealing than others...

Link


NSFW, man! NSFW!!!
 
2013-01-30 08:05:19 AM
i46.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-30 08:08:18 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Thudfark: tinfoil-hat maggie: Thudfark: Teachers that will be teaching minors, should not be allowed to teach minors, until they have 15+ years experience teaching minors. Additionally, teachers that will be teaching minors shall not have touched minors, and/or shown their junk to the interwebs during that same 15 year span. Unless they're really smoking hot.

/Hi Maggie!

Hey hon, how are you and those beautiful blue eyes ; )

I be fine, not nearly as fine as you though. Waggle waggle

Oh, you know I love you in the most indecent ways : )


Go on....
 
2013-01-30 08:09:59 AM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: I saw the headstand picture and immediately thought of this:


that's odd, I saw the same picture and thought of this:

numb3r5s.files.wordpress.com
and then I thought of this:
www.televizia.net

and then I thought on this:

www.jaunted.com
 
2013-01-30 08:11:23 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i46.tinypic.com image 850x1136]


Perfect : )
LoL : )
 
2013-01-30 08:13:37 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: LoL, you're all of the sudden missing high school : )


All my teachers were fat old people! I miss his high school!
 
2013-01-30 08:14:04 AM
i47.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-30 08:14:13 AM
I pray to all that is holy that all 2670 pics are still on that link when I get home from work.
 
2013-01-30 08:14:21 AM

Thudfark: tinfoil-hat maggie: Thudfark: tinfoil-hat maggie: Thudfark: Teachers that will be teaching minors, should not be allowed to teach minors, until they have 15+ years experience teaching minors. Additionally, teachers that will be teaching minors shall not have touched minors, and/or shown their junk to the interwebs during that same 15 year span. Unless they're really smoking hot.

/Hi Maggie!

Hey hon, how are you and those beautiful blue eyes ; )

I be fine, not nearly as fine as you though. Waggle waggle

Oh, you know I love you in the most indecent ways : )

Go on....


Well you know the thought of you're beautiful blue eyes does lead a girl into all kinds of temptations ; )
 
2013-01-30 08:15:47 AM
At first I was, like, only 6 years difference in age, and then I was all like, 23/2 + 7 = 18.5. Missed it by that much.
 
2013-01-30 08:15:59 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i47.tinypic.com image 850x1136]


I am perfectly happy with this meme. Good lord she is hot
 
2013-01-30 08:23:12 AM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: I saw the headstand picture and immediately thought of this:


static.guim.co.uk


i50.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-30 08:23:14 AM

OgreMagi: gadian: OgreMagi: And it's healthy, too.

Looks regurgitated.

It's couscous and mango chicken.  It was a bad angle to capture the food properly.  I was going for a table shot.


Kinky
 
2013-01-30 08:27:22 AM

rengav: http://tweetwood.com/photos/diplo/535637/d_p_o


api.ning.com

I'd put an X on dat!
 
2013-01-30 08:31:28 AM

OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women?  They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students.  Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man.  Like me.  I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.

Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars

Nope.  Jokes on you.  I really do have a French chef living here.  Here's a little something she made over the past holiday.



And it's healthy, too.


Nice folding chair. Bon appetit.
 
2013-01-30 08:32:13 AM
The photos of her are hot but are no match for the fun read in the thread.
 
2013-01-30 08:41:58 AM

bartink: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x802]
Yes, I would. And so would you.


Yellow nail polish? Barf, no way.

/may be female
 
2013-01-30 08:43:30 AM
Seems to me the only thing she's guilty of is smoking a little weed, which last time I checked wasn't a crime in the state of Colorado
 
2013-01-30 08:46:34 AM

Tat'dGreaser: Capt. Sparkles: In seventh grade

In eighth grade

When I was a junior in high school

What in the f*ck school did you go to!?!?!

Will they accept 31 year old students??


The school I went to was literally the second worst-ranked school in the state at the time I was there. Some of their students probably ARE 31 by now. Not sure I'd touch any of the teachers there now though. Stopped by the high school's administrative office a few years ago for a copy of my transcripts and from what I saw of what they had working there, it's all kill-it-with-fire-looking middle and senior aged men and women now.
 
2013-01-30 08:48:12 AM

Bumblefark: jsfrancis: Some pictures may be more appealing than others...

Link


Well, the kid-farker looks pretty good in picture #5, but the kid-farker looks especially hot in #3.

Of course, in each and every one, she looks like a kid-farker.

So...kid-farker.


At what point is there any evidence, or even a suggestion, that she is a kid-farker?
 
2013-01-30 08:48:50 AM

Bumblefark: WhyteRaven74: Bumblefark: Well, the kid-farker looks pretty good in picture #5, but the kid-farker looks especially hot in #3.

she's not a pedophile. stop trying to portray her as such

Ah, the white knight has arrived.


The only thing in the article regarding a student was that the teacher commented on how a student called her "Ms. McCutie." Her comment was that the student was "Jailbait." Meaning that she's not interested. Now, this teacher is still incredibly stupid for 1. making a twitter account that could be easily linked to her, as it has her name in it, 2. posting pictures of the type that she posted on them, along with references to being a teacher and 3. posting things regarding illegal drug use, and implying that she had been doing so on school property as well. So yes, she's a monumental idiot (as many sub- 25 people are, admittedly) and she's an attention whore. But there's no evidence that she ever has or would sleep with a student. She would, however, be an absolute blast at any party.
 
2013-01-30 08:55:01 AM

Bumblefark: swahnhennessy: Bumblefark: Ah, the white knight has arrived.

I'm not sure that correcting people on facts qualifies someone as a white knight.

What facts were we disagreeing about?

I called her a "kid-farker", because I think "pedophile" is unreasonably soft language. You do understand that you don't actually have to fark a kid to be a kid-farker, right. Pedophilia is about a sexual inclination, not the activity itself. Anyway...

My input was just aimed at the people who *already assumed* she either *was* or *would-have-been* farking her students, and nevertheless decided they were "hot for teacher."

Context, sport -- it's what's for breakfast :)


Dude, you are a retard and don't have a very good grasp of logic. Looking forward to seeing how deep you can dig this hole.
 
2013-01-30 09:00:03 AM

OgreMagi: Nope.  Jokes on you.  I really do have a French chef living here.  Here's a little something she made over the past holiday.


Looks like someone dumped a baby's nappy on a plate

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-01-30 09:07:15 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: AngryJailhouseFistfark: I saw the headstand picture and immediately thought of this:

[static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]


[i50.tinypic.com image 300x300]


you're an amazing person. thank you for that.
 
2013-01-30 09:11:29 AM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost blows my mind on a regular basis.

Maggie has become a new favorite.

/would break the teacher open like a shotgun.
 
2013-01-30 09:17:00 AM
Ah, a new day, a new game of "FARK Smoking Hot Chick Roulette."TM

/clicks link

...I'll be in my bunk.

Now that she most likely no longer has a job, I'll be glad to share the space.
 
2013-01-30 09:17:05 AM
I work for a school, we hired a 22-23 year old hottie for Junior High English. And she is actually hot, with a nice rack to boot. Wheres skin tight pants at lease once a week. Skirts the rest with knee high boots.

/Yes I would
//Why do you ask
 
2013-01-30 09:17:16 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: CeroX: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: omnibus_necanda_sunt: tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: I approve

/rant about old biddies for high school teacher who taught his parents

You know you could make things all better, just go find a hot high school teacher and let her know others want her other than her students : )
/You're welcome.
/Still regret the missed opportunity I had with a teacher in Dallas one evening, granted I don't know if she turned to her students.

You're one of our lesbians, right? And not the librarian one?

/Just keeping track

Yes, I generally play for that team: )
/Surprised my reputation proceeds me : )

Wait.  Don't you bat for the other team?   goddamnitsomuch

I said generally, just ask the last married couple I dated ; )

Not to put things off topic here mag, but where do you go to meet couples? My wife and I have been looking for a decent girl... We found a great couple to date, but we both agree that having a girlfriend would be less complicated... Any tips on where to look physically or online places?

I really shouldn't help you considering your past posting history but try here just leave your prejudice at the door.


I met my girlfriend through the YouTube comments section. Big mistake.
 
2013-01-30 09:17:49 AM

OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women?  They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students.  Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man.  Like me.  I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.

Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars

Nope.  Jokes on you.  I really do have a French chef living here.  Here's a little something she made over the past holiday.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x565]

And it's healthy, too.


i49.tinypic.com

Let me fix that for you. Now eat like the man you are, dammit.
 
2013-01-30 09:19:34 AM

gadian: OgreMagi: And it's healthy, too.

Looks regurgitated.


That's pre-digested to you, peasant.
 
2013-01-30 09:24:10 AM

INeedAName: unchellmatt: mamoru: Thunderboy: GranoblasticMan: tinfoil-hat maggie: bartink: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x802]
Yes, I would. And so would you.

I'm disappointed I can't read that tat.
/Wut?

I think it says "Lick here"

Having nothing better to do:

[i13.photobucket.com image 820x308]

No idea.

Looks like the Dark Language of Mordor...

"One vagina to rule them all..."

One vagina they fap to.

One vagina now this thread they flock to,

And this attention whore trap you."

You just know this girl has thousands of new twitter followers.


They posted her Twitter handle on the screen with the story (it was the lead story btw) on the local news here in Denver last night.
 
2013-01-30 09:36:36 AM

rengav: http://tweetwood.com/photos/diplo/535637/d_p_o


Lawwwwd!
 
2013-01-30 09:38:51 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women?  They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students.  Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man.  Like me.  I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.

Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars

Nope.  Jokes on you.  I really do have a French chef living here.  Here's a little something she made over the past holiday.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x565]

And it's healthy, too.

[i49.tinypic.com image 850x565]

Let me fix that for you. Now eat like the man you are, dammit.


Oh my, test looks tasty..You sir have skills.
 
2013-01-30 09:39:46 AM
She could always go into porn.

I swear, if I were a woman, that's what I would do, anyway.
 
2013-01-30 09:41:21 AM

clowncar on fire: Mind if we borrow this for the politics tab? Instead of Daily Fail, we could put in Daily KO's/Fox News in its place.


Go for it, that would be great to see. The quote came from someone smarter than me anyway, I just put it all together.
 
2013-01-30 09:44:33 AM
Ok, so... farking stupid.

Why do we keep expecting someone who will only ever make 50K a year at their profession to be paragons of virtue and have their shiat together? And anyway, call me when she actually rapes some kid. Being a cock tease is not a crime. In fact, it's encouraged in today's society.
 
2013-01-30 09:49:30 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women?  They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students.  Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man.  Like me.  I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.

Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars

Nope.  Jokes on you.  I really do have a French chef living here.  Here's a little something she made over the past holiday.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x565]

And it's healthy, too.

[i49.tinypic.com image 850x565]

Let me fix that for you. Now eat like the man you are, dammit.

Oh my, test looks tasty..You sir have skills.


Maggie, I am going to give you another compliment, I really like the beautiful outdoor images in your profile. My favorite landscapes are forests, and you captured the sheer beauty of it.
 
2013-01-30 10:01:42 AM

megarian: Those knees...no way.


/fistofanangrygod


I still like you.
 
2013-01-30 10:05:30 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: I said generally, just ask the last married couple I dated ; )


And that's a new farky label.
Was that a poly experiment?
 
2013-01-30 10:05:35 AM
i249.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-30 10:09:50 AM

Ross E. Krushan: tinfoil-hat maggie: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women?  They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students.  Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man.  Like me.  I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.

Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars

Nope.  Jokes on you.  I really do have a French chef living here.  Here's a little something she made over the past holiday.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x565]

And it's healthy, too.

[i49.tinypic.com image 850x565]

Let me fix that for you. Now eat like the man you are, dammit.

Oh my, test looks tasty..You sir have skills.

Maggie, I am going to give you another compliment, I really like the beautiful outdoor images in your profile. My favorite landscapes are forests, and you captured the sheer beauty of it.


Well thank you although I probably want remember it , I have been drinking copious amounts of alcohol tonight this morning whatever.
 
2013-01-30 10:11:34 AM

dj_spanmaster: tinfoil-hat maggie: I said generally, just ask the last married couple I dated ; )

And that's a new farky label.
Was that a poly experiment?


Who was experimenting?
 
2013-01-30 10:14:54 AM
yes, what she does on her own time is her business, but she is clearly too stoopid to be around kids

I have the control of a15 yo boy - can I get some of that?
 
2013-01-30 10:26:34 AM
In today's society, she'll probably be more famous and make a lot more money by being a 'personality' than she will by being a teacher. Since I'm just a regular guy I think she was pretty stupid. Since we have so many idiots in this country who watch TMZ, Honey Boo Boo, etc... she'll probably have her own TV show in less than six months.

/ Not bitter
// Just bummed
 
2013-01-30 10:35:48 AM
i16.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-30 10:38:35 AM

TheJoe03: OgreMagi: Five Guys and a local micro-brew, you farking peasant.

/actually, I like In-n-Out, but this is Fark so snark is required.

I notice you are from Dublin, CA, what local brews would you recommend to this dude in San Jose? All my city has is Gordon Biersch (which is decent), SF has Anchor Steam, Petaluma has Lagunitas, and Mendocino has their Red Hawk's and all that. Any other Bay Area brews you would recommend?


21st Amendment in SF, Mill Valley beerworks or w/e in Mill Valley. Marin Brewing Company in Larkspur, Moylans/Hop Monk in Novato, Drunken Bum Broken drum in San Rafael, Iron Springs or w/e that place in Fairfax is
/I know Im forgetting more in SF
 
2013-01-30 10:40:54 AM
Fark standards she's hot. In reality she's cute and her body is incredible. The problem with a lot of women is that they don't filter their pictures before they post it on line. Once you post it out there, it's never private & that is something some women have to learn the hard way.

If she wasn't tweeting about having an illegal substance in her car during work hours then I would say what she does in her private life shouldn't matter but I can see why some parents would have a problem with her tweets and pictures.
 
2013-01-30 10:54:17 AM
i141.photobucket.com

i141.photobucket.com
I'm not 100% in love with forehead flaps
 
2013-01-30 10:54:54 AM

OgreMagi: Nope.  Jokes on you.  I really do have a French chef living here.  Here's a little something she made over the past holiday.


How's a person supposed to get fat eating such small portions?
 
2013-01-30 11:02:07 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: dj_spanmaster: tinfoil-hat maggie: I said generally, just ask the last married couple I dated ; )

And that's a new farky label.
Was that a poly experiment?

Who was experimenting?


Well said.
I'm constantly surprised by the number of poly people I find. One informal local number estimates 1k in the 20-40 age range. It's like a new secret society.
 
2013-01-30 11:04:10 AM

ransack.: you can't be "skinny' AND "smoking hot"


Sure you can. Not everyone has a cow fetish like you.
 
2013-01-30 11:06:56 AM
I don't see a problem with this. The public school system is a joke anyway. Isn't marijuana legal in Colorado? Who cares what she does with her free time.

And I'd hit it. I bet shes tight if shes banging 16 year olds.
 
2013-01-30 11:09:40 AM

phalaeo: jsfrancis: Some pictures may be more appealing than others...

Link

NSFW, man! NSFW!!!


You're in a thread about a girl posting half-naked pictures on Twitter. What in the hell made you think ANYTHING in here was going to be SFW?
 
2013-01-30 11:09:49 AM
holy crap! for once she actually is smokin hot!

Fark you might be slowly redeeming yourself...
 
2013-01-30 11:19:49 AM

MagicMissile: I don't see a problem with this. The public school system is a joke anyway. Isn't marijuana legal in Colorado? Who cares what she does with her free time.

And I'd hit it. I bet shes tight if shes banging 16 year olds.


Only the article mentions absolutely no evidence she banged any students - which clearly is a great loss for her students IMO. There is reference of her turning down a student, and nothing else.

I'm telling you because like many in this thread, you didn't read TFA but want to post as if you had.

Also I'm terribly disappointed that no Farkers have uncovered her uncensored pictures
 
2013-01-30 11:23:34 AM

bk3k: MagicMissile: I don't see a problem with this. The public school system is a joke anyway. Isn't marijuana legal in Colorado? Who cares what she does with her free time.

And I'd hit it. I bet shes tight if shes banging 16 year olds.

Only the article mentions absolutely no evidence she banged any students - which clearly is a great loss for her students IMO. There is reference of her turning down a student, and nothing else.

I'm telling you because like many in this thread, you didn't read TFA but want to post as if you had.

Also I'm terribly disappointed that no Farkers have uncovered her uncensored pictures


I read the story. Most of it. All that was needed. Its a joke, relax. Wait.. are you her??? Please post nude pics.
 
2013-01-30 11:30:12 AM

OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women?  They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students.  Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man.  Like me.  I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.

Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars

Nope.  Jokes on you.  I really do have a French chef living here.  Here's a little something she made over the past holiday.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x565]

And it's healthy, too.


What is that, goat puke? Tell your girl to fix you some food.
 
2013-01-30 11:33:10 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women?  They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students.  Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man.  Like me.  I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.

Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars

Nope.  Jokes on you.  I really do have a French chef living here.  Here's a little something she made over the past holiday.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x565]

And it's healthy, too.

[i49.tinypic.com image 850x565]

Let me fix that for you. Now eat like the man you are, dammit.


You just made me so very hungry.
 
2013-01-30 11:53:06 AM
Diplo. Is this some sort of stripper thing? Ahh, self-objectification. Nothing like proof that most parents suck at raising children.
 
2013-01-30 11:54:13 AM
She is going to have a hard time paying off that student loan debt now. They should start teaching a class in college for teachers called "Don't do stupid shiat! 101" followed by "Don't bang your students!" Every now and then I tease my family/friends that are teachers about this stuff. They usually just roll their eyes about it.
 
2013-01-30 12:04:59 PM

Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women?  They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students.  Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man.  Like me.  I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.

Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars


What? You must share your secret! I'll buy you lunch!
 
2013-01-30 12:56:11 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: omnibus_necanda_sunt: tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: I approve

/rant about old biddies for high school teacher who taught his parents

You know you could make things all better, just go find a hot high school teacher and let her know others want her other than her students : )
/You're welcome.
/Still regret the missed opportunity I had with a teacher in Dallas one evening, granted I don't know if she turned to her students.

You're one of our lesbians, right? And not the librarian one?

/Just keeping track

Yes, I generally play for that team: )
/Surprised my reputation proceeds me : )


Doesn't matter, Mags - you have a great eye for legs and classic cheesecake.
 
2013-01-30 01:24:58 PM
HOLY CRAP, she was actually hot.. Subby, your doing it wrong by doing it right!!!!
 
2013-01-30 01:26:07 PM

OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women?  They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students.  Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man.  Like me.  I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.

Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars

Nope.  Jokes on you.  I really do have a French chef living here.  Here's a little something she made over the past holiday.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x565]

And it's healthy, too.


And she's into threesomes!
 
2013-01-30 01:27:06 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: omnibus_necanda_sunt: tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: I approve

/rant about old biddies for high school teacher who taught his parents

You know you could make things all better, just go find a hot high school teacher and let her know others want her other than her students : )
/You're welcome.
/Still regret the missed opportunity I had with a teacher in Dallas one evening, granted I don't know if she turned to her students.

You're one of our lesbians, right? And not the librarian one?

/Just keeping track

Yes, I generally play for that team: )
/Surprised my reputation proceeds me : )

Wait.  Don't you bat for the other team?   goddamnitsomuch

I said generally, just ask the last married couple I dated ; )

I'll be sure to put in a special request when you hit town.  I hope you like Bordeaux.

/yeah, like that is going to happen

Ahh, you seem to have a beautiful girl and good food and wine, I don't know why you would want more than that.
/And well ya never know ; )

That's not my girl, if you are referring to the hot red-head in my profile.  Nor is the French chef my girl.

Well what about the first pic? And is the car yours? Not like I care about such things but...
And well I sorta guessed or maybe hoped that the last pic was your daughter .


That's blues artist Ana Popovic, not a girlfriend.  The car is mine.  The red-head is not my daughter, just a friend (no, nothing going on there since there's a substantial age difference).
 
2013-01-30 01:31:28 PM

JT82: OgreMagi: I've come to the realization that a lot of farkers wouldn't know a gourmet meal if it hit them in the face.  Enjoy your whoppers and boxed wine.

I prefer White Castle and my Mickeys 40, thank you very much!


Everyone knows you pair White Castle with Colt-45.  Mickey's is so uncouth.
 
2013-01-30 01:31:40 PM

bartink: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x802]
Yes, I would. And so would you.


Yes sir!
 
2013-01-30 01:31:44 PM

swahnhennessy: Bumblefark: Ah, the white knight has arrived.

I'm not sure that correcting people on facts qualifies someone as a white knight.


Facts are a crutch for those who lack imagination. We don't need "facts" to interrupt this gourmet food pissing contest.
 
2013-01-30 01:36:25 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women?  They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students.  Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man.  Like me.  I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.

Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars

Nope.  Jokes on you.  I really do have a French chef living here.  Here's a little something she made over the past holiday.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x565]

And it's healthy, too.

[i49.tinypic.com image 850x565]

Let me fix that for you. Now eat like the man you are, dammit.


Ooooooh!
 
2013-01-30 01:48:23 PM
Fark: You didn't hear it here first, because the local news was red lit.
 
2013-01-30 01:52:32 PM
This is in no way a bookmark for my later viewing pleasure.
 
2013-01-30 02:22:19 PM

Charlie Chingas: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women?  They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students.  Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man.  Like me.  I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.

Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars

What? You must share your secret! I'll buy you lunch!


The Chocolate Bar downtown near 8th and Bannock. You can usually walk out with 5 or more pounds each weekly visit.
 
2013-01-30 02:46:31 PM
There is no way I'm checking this thread again after I get home from work... no way at all.
 
2013-01-30 03:20:51 PM
She should just do porn.
 
2013-01-30 03:43:48 PM
Crunk bear?
 
2013-01-30 05:41:21 PM

OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women?  They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students.  Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man.  Like me.  I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.

Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars

Nope.  Jokes on you.  I really do have a French chef living here.  Here's a little something she made over the past holiday.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x565]

And it's healthy, too.


Looks like leftover scramble. French Haiti perhaps?
 
2013-01-30 06:27:49 PM
Bookmark? Prove it.
 
2013-01-30 06:52:52 PM
book marks everywhere
 
2013-01-30 08:39:04 PM

thecpt: book marks everywhere


It's delightful.
 
2013-01-31 12:39:09 AM
Wow these Daily Fail articles are just getting dumb and dumber.
 
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