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2013-01-30 09:49:30 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women?  They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students.  Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man.  Like me.  I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.

Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars

Nope.  Jokes on you.  I really do have a French chef living here.  Here's a little something she made over the past holiday.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x565]

And it's healthy, too.

[i49.tinypic.com image 850x565]

Let me fix that for you. Now eat like the man you are, dammit.

Oh my, test looks tasty..You sir have skills.


Maggie, I am going to give you another compliment, I really like the beautiful outdoor images in your profile. My favorite landscapes are forests, and you captured the sheer beauty of it.
 
2013-01-30 10:01:42 AM

megarian: Those knees...no way.


/fistofanangrygod


I still like you.
 
2013-01-30 10:05:30 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: I said generally, just ask the last married couple I dated ; )


And that's a new farky label.
Was that a poly experiment?
 
2013-01-30 10:05:35 AM
i249.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-30 10:09:50 AM

Ross E. Krushan: tinfoil-hat maggie: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women?  They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students.  Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man.  Like me.  I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.

Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars

Nope.  Jokes on you.  I really do have a French chef living here.  Here's a little something she made over the past holiday.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x565]

And it's healthy, too.

[i49.tinypic.com image 850x565]

Let me fix that for you. Now eat like the man you are, dammit.

Oh my, test looks tasty..You sir have skills.

Maggie, I am going to give you another compliment, I really like the beautiful outdoor images in your profile. My favorite landscapes are forests, and you captured the sheer beauty of it.


Well thank you although I probably want remember it , I have been drinking copious amounts of alcohol tonight this morning whatever.
 
2013-01-30 10:11:34 AM

dj_spanmaster: tinfoil-hat maggie: I said generally, just ask the last married couple I dated ; )

And that's a new farky label.
Was that a poly experiment?


Who was experimenting?
 
2013-01-30 10:14:54 AM
yes, what she does on her own time is her business, but she is clearly too stoopid to be around kids

I have the control of a15 yo boy - can I get some of that?
 
2013-01-30 10:26:34 AM
In today's society, she'll probably be more famous and make a lot more money by being a 'personality' than she will by being a teacher. Since I'm just a regular guy I think she was pretty stupid. Since we have so many idiots in this country who watch TMZ, Honey Boo Boo, etc... she'll probably have her own TV show in less than six months.

/ Not bitter
// Just bummed
 
2013-01-30 10:35:48 AM
i16.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-30 10:38:35 AM

TheJoe03: OgreMagi: Five Guys and a local micro-brew, you farking peasant.

/actually, I like In-n-Out, but this is Fark so snark is required.

I notice you are from Dublin, CA, what local brews would you recommend to this dude in San Jose? All my city has is Gordon Biersch (which is decent), SF has Anchor Steam, Petaluma has Lagunitas, and Mendocino has their Red Hawk's and all that. Any other Bay Area brews you would recommend?


21st Amendment in SF, Mill Valley beerworks or w/e in Mill Valley. Marin Brewing Company in Larkspur, Moylans/Hop Monk in Novato, Drunken Bum Broken drum in San Rafael, Iron Springs or w/e that place in Fairfax is
/I know Im forgetting more in SF
 
2013-01-30 10:40:54 AM
Fark standards she's hot. In reality she's cute and her body is incredible. The problem with a lot of women is that they don't filter their pictures before they post it on line. Once you post it out there, it's never private & that is something some women have to learn the hard way.

If she wasn't tweeting about having an illegal substance in her car during work hours then I would say what she does in her private life shouldn't matter but I can see why some parents would have a problem with her tweets and pictures.
 
2013-01-30 10:54:17 AM
i141.photobucket.com

i141.photobucket.com
I'm not 100% in love with forehead flaps
 
2013-01-30 10:54:54 AM

OgreMagi: Nope.  Jokes on you.  I really do have a French chef living here.  Here's a little something she made over the past holiday.


How's a person supposed to get fat eating such small portions?
 
2013-01-30 11:02:07 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: dj_spanmaster: tinfoil-hat maggie: I said generally, just ask the last married couple I dated ; )

And that's a new farky label.
Was that a poly experiment?

Who was experimenting?


Well said.
I'm constantly surprised by the number of poly people I find. One informal local number estimates 1k in the 20-40 age range. It's like a new secret society.
 
2013-01-30 11:04:10 AM

ransack.: you can't be "skinny' AND "smoking hot"


Sure you can. Not everyone has a cow fetish like you.
 
2013-01-30 11:06:56 AM
I don't see a problem with this. The public school system is a joke anyway. Isn't marijuana legal in Colorado? Who cares what she does with her free time.

And I'd hit it. I bet shes tight if shes banging 16 year olds.
 
2013-01-30 11:09:40 AM

phalaeo: jsfrancis: Some pictures may be more appealing than others...

Link

NSFW, man! NSFW!!!


You're in a thread about a girl posting half-naked pictures on Twitter. What in the hell made you think ANYTHING in here was going to be SFW?
 
2013-01-30 11:09:49 AM
holy crap! for once she actually is smokin hot!

Fark you might be slowly redeeming yourself...
 
2013-01-30 11:19:49 AM

MagicMissile: I don't see a problem with this. The public school system is a joke anyway. Isn't marijuana legal in Colorado? Who cares what she does with her free time.

And I'd hit it. I bet shes tight if shes banging 16 year olds.


Only the article mentions absolutely no evidence she banged any students - which clearly is a great loss for her students IMO. There is reference of her turning down a student, and nothing else.

I'm telling you because like many in this thread, you didn't read TFA but want to post as if you had.

Also I'm terribly disappointed that no Farkers have uncovered her uncensored pictures
 
2013-01-30 11:23:34 AM

bk3k: MagicMissile: I don't see a problem with this. The public school system is a joke anyway. Isn't marijuana legal in Colorado? Who cares what she does with her free time.

And I'd hit it. I bet shes tight if shes banging 16 year olds.

Only the article mentions absolutely no evidence she banged any students - which clearly is a great loss for her students IMO. There is reference of her turning down a student, and nothing else.

I'm telling you because like many in this thread, you didn't read TFA but want to post as if you had.

Also I'm terribly disappointed that no Farkers have uncovered her uncensored pictures


I read the story. Most of it. All that was needed. Its a joke, relax. Wait.. are you her??? Please post nude pics.
 
2013-01-30 11:30:12 AM

OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women?  They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students.  Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man.  Like me.  I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.

Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars

Nope.  Jokes on you.  I really do have a French chef living here.  Here's a little something she made over the past holiday.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x565]

And it's healthy, too.


What is that, goat puke? Tell your girl to fix you some food.
 
2013-01-30 11:33:10 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women?  They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students.  Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man.  Like me.  I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.

Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars

Nope.  Jokes on you.  I really do have a French chef living here.  Here's a little something she made over the past holiday.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x565]

And it's healthy, too.

[i49.tinypic.com image 850x565]

Let me fix that for you. Now eat like the man you are, dammit.


You just made me so very hungry.
 
2013-01-30 11:53:06 AM
Diplo. Is this some sort of stripper thing? Ahh, self-objectification. Nothing like proof that most parents suck at raising children.
 
2013-01-30 11:54:13 AM
She is going to have a hard time paying off that student loan debt now. They should start teaching a class in college for teachers called "Don't do stupid shiat! 101" followed by "Don't bang your students!" Every now and then I tease my family/friends that are teachers about this stuff. They usually just roll their eyes about it.
 
2013-01-30 12:04:59 PM

Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women?  They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students.  Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man.  Like me.  I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.

Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars


What? You must share your secret! I'll buy you lunch!
 
2013-01-30 12:56:11 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: omnibus_necanda_sunt: tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: I approve

/rant about old biddies for high school teacher who taught his parents

You know you could make things all better, just go find a hot high school teacher and let her know others want her other than her students : )
/You're welcome.
/Still regret the missed opportunity I had with a teacher in Dallas one evening, granted I don't know if she turned to her students.

You're one of our lesbians, right? And not the librarian one?

/Just keeping track

Yes, I generally play for that team: )
/Surprised my reputation proceeds me : )


Doesn't matter, Mags - you have a great eye for legs and classic cheesecake.
 
2013-01-30 01:24:58 PM
HOLY CRAP, she was actually hot.. Subby, your doing it wrong by doing it right!!!!
 
2013-01-30 01:26:07 PM

OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women?  They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students.  Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man.  Like me.  I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.

Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars

Nope.  Jokes on you.  I really do have a French chef living here.  Here's a little something she made over the past holiday.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x565]

And it's healthy, too.


And she's into threesomes!
 
2013-01-30 01:27:06 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: omnibus_necanda_sunt: tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: I approve

/rant about old biddies for high school teacher who taught his parents

You know you could make things all better, just go find a hot high school teacher and let her know others want her other than her students : )
/You're welcome.
/Still regret the missed opportunity I had with a teacher in Dallas one evening, granted I don't know if she turned to her students.

You're one of our lesbians, right? And not the librarian one?

/Just keeping track

Yes, I generally play for that team: )
/Surprised my reputation proceeds me : )

Wait.  Don't you bat for the other team?   goddamnitsomuch

I said generally, just ask the last married couple I dated ; )

I'll be sure to put in a special request when you hit town.  I hope you like Bordeaux.

/yeah, like that is going to happen

Ahh, you seem to have a beautiful girl and good food and wine, I don't know why you would want more than that.
/And well ya never know ; )

That's not my girl, if you are referring to the hot red-head in my profile.  Nor is the French chef my girl.

Well what about the first pic? And is the car yours? Not like I care about such things but...
And well I sorta guessed or maybe hoped that the last pic was your daughter .


That's blues artist Ana Popovic, not a girlfriend.  The car is mine.  The red-head is not my daughter, just a friend (no, nothing going on there since there's a substantial age difference).
 
2013-01-30 01:31:28 PM

JT82: OgreMagi: I've come to the realization that a lot of farkers wouldn't know a gourmet meal if it hit them in the face.  Enjoy your whoppers and boxed wine.

I prefer White Castle and my Mickeys 40, thank you very much!


Everyone knows you pair White Castle with Colt-45.  Mickey's is so uncouth.
 
2013-01-30 01:31:40 PM

bartink: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x802]
Yes, I would. And so would you.


Yes sir!
 
2013-01-30 01:31:44 PM

swahnhennessy: Bumblefark: Ah, the white knight has arrived.

I'm not sure that correcting people on facts qualifies someone as a white knight.


Facts are a crutch for those who lack imagination. We don't need "facts" to interrupt this gourmet food pissing contest.
 
2013-01-30 01:36:25 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women?  They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students.  Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man.  Like me.  I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.

Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars

Nope.  Jokes on you.  I really do have a French chef living here.  Here's a little something she made over the past holiday.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x565]

And it's healthy, too.

[i49.tinypic.com image 850x565]

Let me fix that for you. Now eat like the man you are, dammit.


Ooooooh!
 
2013-01-30 01:48:23 PM
Fark: You didn't hear it here first, because the local news was red lit.
 
2013-01-30 01:52:32 PM
This is in no way a bookmark for my later viewing pleasure.
 
2013-01-30 02:22:19 PM

Charlie Chingas: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women?  They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students.  Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man.  Like me.  I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.

Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars

What? You must share your secret! I'll buy you lunch!


The Chocolate Bar downtown near 8th and Bannock. You can usually walk out with 5 or more pounds each weekly visit.
 
2013-01-30 02:46:31 PM
There is no way I'm checking this thread again after I get home from work... no way at all.
 
2013-01-30 03:20:51 PM
She should just do porn.
 
2013-01-30 03:43:48 PM
Crunk bear?
 
2013-01-30 05:41:21 PM

OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women?  They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students.  Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man.  Like me.  I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.

Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars

Nope.  Jokes on you.  I really do have a French chef living here.  Here's a little something she made over the past holiday.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x565]

And it's healthy, too.


Looks like leftover scramble. French Haiti perhaps?
 
2013-01-30 06:27:49 PM
Bookmark? Prove it.
 
2013-01-30 06:52:52 PM
book marks everywhere
 
2013-01-30 08:39:04 PM

thecpt: book marks everywhere


It's delightful.
 
2013-01-31 12:39:09 AM
Wow these Daily Fail articles are just getting dumb and dumber.
 
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