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2013-01-30 07:25:08 AM  
Way to piss away your career, I suppose...

Though, at 23, she's probably still in college party mode. I'm glad there was no such thing as Twitter or Facebook when I was in college, at any rate.
 
2013-01-30 07:34:08 AM  

bartink: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x802]
Yes, I would. And so would you.


Absolutely. All day and all night.

/oh all right; for about 15 minutes
//then go to sleep
 
2013-01-30 07:34:20 AM  
Teachers that will be teaching minors, should not be allowed to teach minors, until they have 15+ years experience teaching minors. Additionally, teachers that will be teaching minors shall not have touched minors, and/or shown their junk to the interwebs during that same 15 year span. Unless they're really smoking hot.

/Hi Maggie!
 
2013-01-30 07:36:52 AM  

Thudfark: Teachers that will be teaching minors, should not be allowed to teach minors, until they have 15+ years experience teaching minors. Additionally, teachers that will be teaching minors shall not have touched minors, and/or shown their junk to the interwebs during that same 15 year span. Unless they're really smoking hot.

/Hi Maggie!


Hey hon, how are you and those beautiful blue eyes ; )
 
2013-01-30 07:37:05 AM  

desertfool: What epic fail this is. She is in her first job teaching, her first year. She just got out of college, spending huge amounts of money or going in to debt in a big way for a degree that she most likely will never be able to use again. All because of posting stupid sh*t on Twitter.


She'll probably wind up a corp trainer...

First helpdesk job i got had a corp trainer just like that, but this was before FB and Twitter... she was a former teacher, lost her job because she was young and stupid, that trend continued even as a trainer... she regularly attended wet t contests and shared pics around work... i guess in the corp world you don't have to worry about getting caught farking the 16 year old QB, cause he's 32 and in middle management and farking the HS QB in middle management will get you a promotion... at least it did her...
 
2013-01-30 07:40:48 AM  
In seventh grade the school hired a new English teacher. She was in her late twenties/early thirties and wasn't bad looking. She was really nice and a good teacher, and became a favorite with all the students pretty quickly. Naturally, all the guys in the class talked about wanting to have sex with her. The weird part? She knew about it because a few of them told her so, and she thought it was funny and cute. The fact that she was really inappropriately flirty with all the boys didn't help much either. If she got down and dirty with any of the students, she didn't get caught. Last I heard she was still teaching there and has since turned into a raging biatch that none of the students like. Looking back on it like this, she was incredibly creepy.

In eighth grade we had a history teacher who wore a skirt every day. She was the tall, scrawny, anorexic type. When giving her lesson, she would always sit on top of one of the empty student desks at the front of the classroom, giving the whole class a good view up the skirt. We figured out pretty quickly that she wasn't a big fan of underwear.

When I was a junior in high school we had a math "teacher" who had us as her first ever class. The girl was dumber than a sack of hammers, but just one look at her and it wasn't hard to figure out why she got the job (our superintendent was a locally well-known poonhound). She was also hired to coach the girl's volleyball team that year.

Anyway, she was pretty much exactly what a "smoking hot teacher" should look like: 24 years old, long dirty-blonde hair, super fit, and sporting some rockin' bewbage. She was always wearing those low cut blouses until either a parent or one of the other faculty said something to the principal about it. She was only at our school for a year before getting fired for being incompetent, but through a series of relatively inconsequential events I did manage to catch an eyeful of her changing once. It was completely unintentional when it happened. All it took was her not knowing how to close a damn door all the way after telling a 17-year old boy to wait on the other side of it. Saw pretty much everything. It was pretty awesome. It caused the death of many kittens.

We also had an English teacher in her mid to late thirties whom we were all fairly certain was genuinely crazy. She was a solid six or maybe seven by virgin high school kid standards. In retrospect she was probably lower on the scale. The school found out that she banged one of the guys in our class during a weekend-long trip our senior year and she got fired. I recently learned that about a year ago she actually married one of the guys in my graduating class. Interestingly enough it's not the same one she screwed, if memory serves correctly.
 
2013-01-30 07:43:27 AM  

desertfool: What epic fail this is. She is in her first job teaching, her first year. She just got out of college, spending huge amounts of money or going in to debt in a big way for a degree that she most likely will never be able to use again. All because of posting stupid sh*t on Twitter.


Internet tools are valuable. But for silly people, internet tools are only megaphones.
 
2013-01-30 07:44:31 AM  
coeyagi: Carly McKinney, a math teacher at Overland High School in Aurora, was placed on paid administrative leave on Tuesday after admitting to a local TV station that she created the Twitter account CarlyCrunkBear (@crunk_bear) with the help of a friend some dude trying unsuccessfully to get into her pants.

The most disturbing angle of this story thus far.


FTFY

/still bitter
 
2013-01-30 07:44:37 AM  
I saw the headstand picture and immediately thought of this:

static.guim.co.uk
 
2013-01-30 07:48:57 AM  

Arcanaloth: 23 year olds shouldn't be teaching highschoolers.


THIS. Anyone who wants to go back to high school that soon after graduating from it probably has other motives, or never grew up.
 
2013-01-30 07:51:29 AM  

Capt. Sparkles: In seventh grade

In eighth grade

When I was a junior in high school


What in the f*ck school did you go to!?!?!

Will they accept 31 year old students??
 
2013-01-30 07:52:17 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Thudfark: Teachers that will be teaching minors, should not be allowed to teach minors, until they have 15+ years experience teaching minors. Additionally, teachers that will be teaching minors shall not have touched minors, and/or shown their junk to the interwebs during that same 15 year span. Unless they're really smoking hot.

/Hi Maggie!

Hey hon, how are you and those beautiful blue eyes ; )


I be fine, not nearly as fine as you though. Waggle waggle
 
2013-01-30 07:55:17 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: Capt. Sparkles: In seventh grade

In eighth grade

When I was a junior in high school

What in the f*ck school did you go to!?!?!

Will they accept 31 year old students??


LoL, you're all of the sudden missing high school : )
 
2013-01-30 07:58:24 AM  

Thudfark: tinfoil-hat maggie: Thudfark: Teachers that will be teaching minors, should not be allowed to teach minors, until they have 15+ years experience teaching minors. Additionally, teachers that will be teaching minors shall not have touched minors, and/or shown their junk to the interwebs during that same 15 year span. Unless they're really smoking hot.

/Hi Maggie!

Hey hon, how are you and those beautiful blue eyes ; )

I be fine, not nearly as fine as you though. Waggle waggle


Oh, you know I love you in the most indecent ways : )
 
2013-01-30 08:04:26 AM  

jsfrancis: Some pictures may be more appealing than others...

Link


NSFW, man! NSFW!!!
 
2013-01-30 08:05:19 AM  
i46.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-30 08:08:18 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Thudfark: tinfoil-hat maggie: Thudfark: Teachers that will be teaching minors, should not be allowed to teach minors, until they have 15+ years experience teaching minors. Additionally, teachers that will be teaching minors shall not have touched minors, and/or shown their junk to the interwebs during that same 15 year span. Unless they're really smoking hot.

/Hi Maggie!

Hey hon, how are you and those beautiful blue eyes ; )

I be fine, not nearly as fine as you though. Waggle waggle

Oh, you know I love you in the most indecent ways : )


Go on....
 
2013-01-30 08:09:59 AM  

AngryJailhouseFistfark: I saw the headstand picture and immediately thought of this:


that's odd, I saw the same picture and thought of this:

numb3r5s.files.wordpress.com
and then I thought of this:
www.televizia.net

and then I thought on this:

www.jaunted.com
 
2013-01-30 08:11:23 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i46.tinypic.com image 850x1136]


Perfect : )
LoL : )
 
2013-01-30 08:13:37 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: LoL, you're all of the sudden missing high school : )


All my teachers were fat old people! I miss his high school!
 
2013-01-30 08:14:04 AM  
i47.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-30 08:14:13 AM  
I pray to all that is holy that all 2670 pics are still on that link when I get home from work.
 
2013-01-30 08:14:21 AM  

Thudfark: tinfoil-hat maggie: Thudfark: tinfoil-hat maggie: Thudfark: Teachers that will be teaching minors, should not be allowed to teach minors, until they have 15+ years experience teaching minors. Additionally, teachers that will be teaching minors shall not have touched minors, and/or shown their junk to the interwebs during that same 15 year span. Unless they're really smoking hot.

/Hi Maggie!

Hey hon, how are you and those beautiful blue eyes ; )

I be fine, not nearly as fine as you though. Waggle waggle

Oh, you know I love you in the most indecent ways : )

Go on....


Well you know the thought of you're beautiful blue eyes does lead a girl into all kinds of temptations ; )
 
2013-01-30 08:15:47 AM  
At first I was, like, only 6 years difference in age, and then I was all like, 23/2 + 7 = 18.5. Missed it by that much.
 
2013-01-30 08:15:59 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i47.tinypic.com image 850x1136]


I am perfectly happy with this meme. Good lord she is hot
 
2013-01-30 08:23:12 AM  

AngryJailhouseFistfark: I saw the headstand picture and immediately thought of this:


static.guim.co.uk


i50.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-30 08:23:14 AM  

OgreMagi: gadian: OgreMagi: And it's healthy, too.

Looks regurgitated.

It's couscous and mango chicken.  It was a bad angle to capture the food properly.  I was going for a table shot.


Kinky
 
2013-01-30 08:27:22 AM  

rengav: http://tweetwood.com/photos/diplo/535637/d_p_o


api.ning.com

I'd put an X on dat!
 
2013-01-30 08:31:28 AM  

OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women?  They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students.  Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man.  Like me.  I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.

Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars

Nope.  Jokes on you.  I really do have a French chef living here.  Here's a little something she made over the past holiday.



And it's healthy, too.


Nice folding chair. Bon appetit.
 
2013-01-30 08:32:13 AM  
The photos of her are hot but are no match for the fun read in the thread.
 
2013-01-30 08:41:58 AM  

bartink: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x802]
Yes, I would. And so would you.


Yellow nail polish? Barf, no way.

/may be female
 
2013-01-30 08:43:30 AM  
Seems to me the only thing she's guilty of is smoking a little weed, which last time I checked wasn't a crime in the state of Colorado
 
2013-01-30 08:46:34 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: Capt. Sparkles: In seventh grade

In eighth grade

When I was a junior in high school

What in the f*ck school did you go to!?!?!

Will they accept 31 year old students??


The school I went to was literally the second worst-ranked school in the state at the time I was there. Some of their students probably ARE 31 by now. Not sure I'd touch any of the teachers there now though. Stopped by the high school's administrative office a few years ago for a copy of my transcripts and from what I saw of what they had working there, it's all kill-it-with-fire-looking middle and senior aged men and women now.
 
2013-01-30 08:48:12 AM  

Bumblefark: jsfrancis: Some pictures may be more appealing than others...

Link


Well, the kid-farker looks pretty good in picture #5, but the kid-farker looks especially hot in #3.

Of course, in each and every one, she looks like a kid-farker.

So...kid-farker.


At what point is there any evidence, or even a suggestion, that she is a kid-farker?
 
2013-01-30 08:48:50 AM  

Bumblefark: WhyteRaven74: Bumblefark: Well, the kid-farker looks pretty good in picture #5, but the kid-farker looks especially hot in #3.

she's not a pedophile. stop trying to portray her as such

Ah, the white knight has arrived.


The only thing in the article regarding a student was that the teacher commented on how a student called her "Ms. McCutie." Her comment was that the student was "Jailbait." Meaning that she's not interested. Now, this teacher is still incredibly stupid for 1. making a twitter account that could be easily linked to her, as it has her name in it, 2. posting pictures of the type that she posted on them, along with references to being a teacher and 3. posting things regarding illegal drug use, and implying that she had been doing so on school property as well. So yes, she's a monumental idiot (as many sub- 25 people are, admittedly) and she's an attention whore. But there's no evidence that she ever has or would sleep with a student. She would, however, be an absolute blast at any party.
 
2013-01-30 08:55:01 AM  

Bumblefark: swahnhennessy: Bumblefark: Ah, the white knight has arrived.

I'm not sure that correcting people on facts qualifies someone as a white knight.

What facts were we disagreeing about?

I called her a "kid-farker", because I think "pedophile" is unreasonably soft language. You do understand that you don't actually have to fark a kid to be a kid-farker, right. Pedophilia is about a sexual inclination, not the activity itself. Anyway...

My input was just aimed at the people who *already assumed* she either *was* or *would-have-been* farking her students, and nevertheless decided they were "hot for teacher."

Context, sport -- it's what's for breakfast :)


Dude, you are a retard and don't have a very good grasp of logic. Looking forward to seeing how deep you can dig this hole.
 
2013-01-30 09:00:03 AM  

OgreMagi: Nope.  Jokes on you.  I really do have a French chef living here.  Here's a little something she made over the past holiday.


Looks like someone dumped a baby's nappy on a plate

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-01-30 09:07:15 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: AngryJailhouseFistfark: I saw the headstand picture and immediately thought of this:

[static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]


[i50.tinypic.com image 300x300]


you're an amazing person. thank you for that.
 
2013-01-30 09:11:29 AM  
Abe Vigoda's Ghost blows my mind on a regular basis.

Maggie has become a new favorite.

/would break the teacher open like a shotgun.
 
2013-01-30 09:17:00 AM  
Ah, a new day, a new game of "FARK Smoking Hot Chick Roulette."TM

/clicks link

...I'll be in my bunk.

Now that she most likely no longer has a job, I'll be glad to share the space.
 
2013-01-30 09:17:05 AM  
I work for a school, we hired a 22-23 year old hottie for Junior High English. And she is actually hot, with a nice rack to boot. Wheres skin tight pants at lease once a week. Skirts the rest with knee high boots.

/Yes I would
//Why do you ask
 
2013-01-30 09:17:16 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: CeroX: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: omnibus_necanda_sunt: tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: I approve

/rant about old biddies for high school teacher who taught his parents

You know you could make things all better, just go find a hot high school teacher and let her know others want her other than her students : )
/You're welcome.
/Still regret the missed opportunity I had with a teacher in Dallas one evening, granted I don't know if she turned to her students.

You're one of our lesbians, right? And not the librarian one?

/Just keeping track

Yes, I generally play for that team: )
/Surprised my reputation proceeds me : )

Wait.  Don't you bat for the other team?   goddamnitsomuch

I said generally, just ask the last married couple I dated ; )

Not to put things off topic here mag, but where do you go to meet couples? My wife and I have been looking for a decent girl... We found a great couple to date, but we both agree that having a girlfriend would be less complicated... Any tips on where to look physically or online places?

I really shouldn't help you considering your past posting history but try here just leave your prejudice at the door.


I met my girlfriend through the YouTube comments section. Big mistake.
 
2013-01-30 09:17:49 AM  

OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women?  They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students.  Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man.  Like me.  I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.

Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars

Nope.  Jokes on you.  I really do have a French chef living here.  Here's a little something she made over the past holiday.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x565]

And it's healthy, too.


i49.tinypic.com

Let me fix that for you. Now eat like the man you are, dammit.
 
2013-01-30 09:19:34 AM  

gadian: OgreMagi: And it's healthy, too.

Looks regurgitated.


That's pre-digested to you, peasant.
 
2013-01-30 09:24:10 AM  

INeedAName: unchellmatt: mamoru: Thunderboy: GranoblasticMan: tinfoil-hat maggie: bartink: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x802]
Yes, I would. And so would you.

I'm disappointed I can't read that tat.
/Wut?

I think it says "Lick here"

Having nothing better to do:

[i13.photobucket.com image 820x308]

No idea.

Looks like the Dark Language of Mordor...

"One vagina to rule them all..."

One vagina they fap to.

One vagina now this thread they flock to,

And this attention whore trap you."

You just know this girl has thousands of new twitter followers.


They posted her Twitter handle on the screen with the story (it was the lead story btw) on the local news here in Denver last night.
 
2013-01-30 09:36:36 AM  

rengav: http://tweetwood.com/photos/diplo/535637/d_p_o


Lawwwwd!
 
2013-01-30 09:38:51 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women?  They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students.  Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man.  Like me.  I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.

Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars

Nope.  Jokes on you.  I really do have a French chef living here.  Here's a little something she made over the past holiday.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x565]

And it's healthy, too.

[i49.tinypic.com image 850x565]

Let me fix that for you. Now eat like the man you are, dammit.


Oh my, test looks tasty..You sir have skills.
 
2013-01-30 09:39:46 AM  
She could always go into porn.

I swear, if I were a woman, that's what I would do, anyway.
 
2013-01-30 09:41:21 AM  

clowncar on fire: Mind if we borrow this for the politics tab? Instead of Daily Fail, we could put in Daily KO's/Fox News in its place.


Go for it, that would be great to see. The quote came from someone smarter than me anyway, I just put it all together.
 
2013-01-30 09:44:33 AM  
Ok, so... farking stupid.

Why do we keep expecting someone who will only ever make 50K a year at their profession to be paragons of virtue and have their shiat together? And anyway, call me when she actually rapes some kid. Being a cock tease is not a crime. In fact, it's encouraged in today's society.
 
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