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2013-01-30 02:44:02 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: I approve

/rant about old biddies for high school teacher who taught his parents

You know you could make things all better, just go find a hot high school teacher and let her know others want her other than her students : )
/You're welcome.
/Still regret the missed opportunity I had with a teacher in Dallas one evening, granted I don't know if she turned to her students.


You're one of our lesbians, right? And not the librarian one?

/Just keeping track
 
2013-01-30 02:48:34 AM
The handstand picture makes her look like she has no hands or feet.
 
2013-01-30 02:48:41 AM

Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women?  They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students.  Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man.  Like me.  I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.

Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars


LOL 'NUT CONTAMINATION'

COULDN'T PAY ME TO EAT THAT
 
2013-01-30 02:48:58 AM

OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women?  They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students.  Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man.  Like me.  I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.

Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars

Nope.  Jokes on you.  I really do have a French chef living here.  Here's a little something she made over the past holiday.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x565]

And it's healthy, too.


That looks like something I threw up after a night of double bar bourbon and waters, with some Denny's 4am fajitas.
 
2013-01-30 02:50:53 AM
Would not hit, but only on account that she chose "crunk bear" as a twitter name.
 
2013-01-30 02:51:10 AM

ransack.: COULDN'T PAY ME TO EAT THAT


Wish i was that farking rich.
 
2013-01-30 02:52:04 AM

OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: gadian: OgreMagi: And it's healthy, too.

Looks regurgitated.

It's couscous and mango chicken.  It was a bad angle to capture the food properly.  I was going for a table shot.

It looked good to me, so when am I invited for diner ; )

{checks profile for photo}

When can you get here?


Heh : ) Well you're all the way in Cali and poor little me is stuck in Bama, Hmmm, maybe time to visit my Uncle in LA ; )
 
2013-01-30 02:53:11 AM
A little digging and you find that tweetwood page where this image caught my eye.

NSFW!
http://tweetwood.com/photos/diplo/535637/d_p_o
 
2013-01-30 02:53:15 AM

OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women?  They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students.  Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man.  Like me.  I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.

Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars

Nope.  Jokes on you.  I really do have a French chef living here.  Here's a little something she made over the past holiday.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x565]

And it's healthy, too.


I've never actually had French food, so I can't say if that looks good or not. I'd give it a shot, I'll try just about anything. But those plates look like something the snooty next-door neighbors from Christmas Vacation would use.
 
2013-01-30 02:54:17 AM

crabsno termites: ransack.: COULDN'T PAY ME TO EAT THAT

Wish i was that farking rich.


I'M DEATHLY ALLERGIC TO NUTS
 
2013-01-30 02:54:22 AM

omnibus_necanda_sunt: tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: I approve

/rant about old biddies for high school teacher who taught his parents

You know you could make things all better, just go find a hot high school teacher and let her know others want her other than her students : )
/You're welcome.
/Still regret the missed opportunity I had with a teacher in Dallas one evening, granted I don't know if she turned to her students.

You're one of our lesbians, right? And not the librarian one?

/Just keeping track


Yes, I generally play for that team: )
/Surprised my reputation proceeds me : )
 
2013-01-30 02:55:06 AM

The more you eat the more you fart: Bumblefark: The more you eat the more you fart: Too skinny...tits too small.

oh, and she likes to fark 15 year olds.

Yeah...I honestly don't get how one looks at a kid-farker, and thinks, "oh, man, I gotta get me some of that." Male or female...really, I just don't.

Well..this IS fark....


True...I guess just about anything looks good from mom's basement.
 
2013-01-30 02:59:59 AM

megarian: Those knees...no way.


/fistofanangrygod


I'd pay to watch that.
 
2013-01-30 03:00:01 AM

Neondistraction: so I can't say if that looks good or not


So sorry - perhaps your seeing eye dog could let you know that it looks like shiat.
 
2013-01-30 03:03:48 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: omnibus_necanda_sunt: tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: I approve

/rant about old biddies for high school teacher who taught his parents

You know you could make things all better, just go find a hot high school teacher and let her know others want her other than her students : )
/You're welcome.
/Still regret the missed opportunity I had with a teacher in Dallas one evening, granted I don't know if she turned to her students.

You're one of our lesbians, right? And not the librarian one?

/Just keeping track

Yes, I generally play for that team: )
/Surprised my reputation proceeds me : )


Wait.  Don't you bat for the other team?   goddamnitsomuch
 
2013-01-30 03:04:48 AM

OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: omnibus_necanda_sunt: tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: I approve

/rant about old biddies for high school teacher who taught his parents

You know you could make things all better, just go find a hot high school teacher and let her know others want her other than her students : )
/You're welcome.
/Still regret the missed opportunity I had with a teacher in Dallas one evening, granted I don't know if she turned to her students.

You're one of our lesbians, right? And not the librarian one?

/Just keeping track

Yes, I generally play for that team: )
/Surprised my reputation proceeds me : )

Wait.  Don't you bat for the other team?   goddamnitsomuch


Quoted the wrong post (but the right person).  It still applies.
 
2013-01-30 03:05:28 AM

OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: omnibus_necanda_sunt: tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: I approve

/rant about old biddies for high school teacher who taught his parents

You know you could make things all better, just go find a hot high school teacher and let her know others want her other than her students : )
/You're welcome.
/Still regret the missed opportunity I had with a teacher in Dallas one evening, granted I don't know if she turned to her students.

You're one of our lesbians, right? And not the librarian one?

/Just keeping track

Yes, I generally play for that team: )
/Surprised my reputation proceeds me : )

Wait.  Don't you bat for the other team?   goddamnitsomuch


I said generally, just ask the last married couple I dated ; )
 
2013-01-30 03:05:50 AM
Some pictures may be more appealing than others...

Link
 
2013-01-30 03:06:58 AM
PSA:

Don't use FaceBook.

/you fecking retards
//I mean come on.
 
2013-01-30 03:08:05 AM

OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women?  They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students.  Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man.  Like me.  I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.

Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars

Nope.  Jokes on you.  I really do have a French chef living here.  Here's a little something she made over the past holiday.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x565]

And it's healthy, too.


Great appetizer, but where's the meal ;-)
 
2013-01-30 03:11:29 AM

jsfrancis: Some pictures may be more appealing than others...

Link



Well, the kid-farker looks pretty good in picture #5, but the kid-farker looks especially hot in #3.

Of course, in each and every one, she looks like a kid-farker.

So...kid-farker.
 
2013-01-30 03:14:50 AM
Judging from the headline I was expecting a ham monster of some sort. Instead, I got an attention whore with no appreciation of tact.

For the record, it doesn't much matter to me that she was a teacher or an aide or whatever. She could be a hand model and still show poor judgment by saying half of what she did on her Twitter account.
 
2013-01-30 03:16:33 AM

OgreMagi: Here's a little something she made over the past holiday.


When I was in basic training I pulled KP duty, I worked the area where they would drop off their trays after eating.  I would scrape the leftover food into a trash can as I passed the dishes to be rinsed. That looks like someone took a spoon and scooped food out of that can and slopped in on a plate.
 
2013-01-30 03:16:57 AM

Bumblefark: jsfrancis: Some pictures may be more appealing than others...

Link


Well, the kid-farker looks pretty good in picture #5, but the kid-farker looks especially hot in #3.

Of course, in each and every one, she looks like a kid-farker.

So...kid-farker.


*ahem* SHE DIDN'T FARK ANYONE. Some kid made a comment about her pics, and she made a comment that he was jailbait. THAT'S IT. NO SEX. Got it?

The big outrage is over her nude pics, pics of her supposedly smoking pot, and her comments about smoking pot. I REPEAT, SHE DIDN'T FARK A STUDENT.
 
2013-01-30 03:18:06 AM
Sounds more like she is a frustrated English Lit major to me.......
 
2013-01-30 03:22:22 AM

Oh_Enough_Already: As is per usual on Fark, there's not a single person complaining about her who - if they're a female - is anywhere near as attractive as she is or - if they're a male - has ever had sex with anyone as attractive as she is. Lather, rinse, repeat.


I banged a bunch of pixels back in ought-nine who could pass for her in a heuristics test.
 
2013-01-30 03:24:52 AM

Zebulon: Bumblefark: jsfrancis: Some pictures may be more appealing than others...

Link


Well, the kid-farker looks pretty good in picture #5, but the kid-farker looks especially hot in #3.

Of course, in each and every one, she looks like a kid-farker.

So...kid-farker.

*ahem* SHE DIDN'T FARK ANYONE. Some kid made a comment about her pics, and she made a comment that he was jailbait. THAT'S IT. NO SEX. Got it?

The big outrage is over her nude pics, pics of her supposedly smoking pot, and her comments about smoking pot. I REPEAT, SHE DIDN'T FARK A STUDENT.


Oh, stop it...we're not conducting a criminal trial, sport. It's perfectly ok to use commonsense...I swear, the lawyers don't need to know anything about it. (And, yes, the assumption to this point *in this thread* has generally been that, even if not farking her students, that was probably her aim/ambition. Nobody gave a shiat about the nude pics or the pot...because, you know, nobody in their right minds cares about that nonsense.)

If you really don't grasp that this chick is perhaps more than smidgeon farked up, sorry for your sheltered life.
 
2013-01-30 03:25:07 AM
I'd like to lay her on her X axis and eat her pi.
 
2013-01-30 03:26:36 AM

Bumblefark: Well, the kid-farker looks pretty good in picture #5, but the kid-farker looks especially hot in #3.


she's not a pedophile. stop trying to portray her as such
 
2013-01-30 03:30:47 AM
If you're going to be an immature idiot and an attention whore you should probably avoid telling your students about your twitter account.
 
2013-01-30 03:31:14 AM
pbs.twimg.com
Yes, I would. And so would you.
 
2013-01-30 03:31:22 AM

WhyteRaven74: Bumblefark: Well, the kid-farker looks pretty good in picture #5, but the kid-farker looks especially hot in #3.

she's not a pedophile. stop trying to portray her as such


Ah, the white knight has arrived.
 
2013-01-30 03:31:51 AM

mikemoto: Nice, but could use a sammich or two


nnnnnnnnnnnope
 
2013-01-30 03:33:03 AM

WhyteRaven74: Bumblefark: Well, the kid-farker looks pretty good in picture #5, but the kid-farker looks especially hot in #3.

she's not a pedophile. stop trying to portray her as such


You crazy people with your reading of the Farkin article and all : )

/Yea I still haven't : )
//What were we talking about?
 
2013-01-30 03:34:52 AM

bartink: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x802]
Yes, I would. And so would you.


I'm disappointed I can't read that tat.
/Wut?
 
2013-01-30 03:37:58 AM

bartink: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x802]
Yes, I would. And so would you.


That's not the teacher, is it?
 
2013-01-30 03:38:13 AM

Bumblefark: Ah, the white knight has arrived.


I'm not sure that correcting people on facts qualifies someone as a white knight.
 
2013-01-30 03:42:28 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: //What were we talking about?


Attractive women and how we wish we could get with them.
 
2013-01-30 03:42:59 AM

coeyagi: We should ban smoking hot teachers.


It's my God-given right to bare, smoking-hot teachers!
 
2013-01-30 03:46:11 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: bartink: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x802]
Yes, I would. And so would you.

I'm disappointed I can't read that tat.
/Wut?


I think it says "Lick here"
 
2013-01-30 03:46:51 AM

OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women?


At 23 the brain isn't even fully formed yet. There are still some mushy parts that aren't fully wired in. Notable amongst said parts is the one used to evaluate the consequences of actions.

/the rest of her is formed quite nicely though.
 
2013-01-30 03:49:12 AM

swahnhennessy: Bumblefark: Ah, the white knight has arrived.

I'm not sure that correcting people on facts qualifies someone as a white knight.


What facts were we disagreeing about?

I called her a "kid-farker", because I think "pedophile" is unreasonably soft language. You do understand that you don't actually have to fark a kid to be a kid-farker, right. Pedophilia is about a sexual inclination, not the activity itself. Anyway...

My input was just aimed at the people who *already assumed* she either *was* or *would-have-been* farking her students, and nevertheless decided they were "hot for teacher."

Context, sport -- it's what's for breakfast :)
 
2013-01-30 03:52:08 AM

Bumblefark: I called her a "kid-farker", because I think "pedophile" is unreasonably soft language. You do understand that you don't actually have to fark a kid to be a kid-farker, right. Pedophilia is about a sexual inclination, not the activity itself. Anyway...


Doesn't the inclination have to be towards children and not teenagers? Admit you're being hyperbolic.
 
2013-01-30 03:53:19 AM
Hey, she hasn't banged any of the teens yet, don't send her to jail or punish her just yet! As if those kids would feel "molested and dehumanized" if she bangs them. I bet all the kids are fantasizing about her during jack-off hour.
 
2013-01-30 03:54:13 AM
According to wikipedia she would be into ephebophilia, being into people 15-19.
 
2013-01-30 03:56:58 AM

GranoblasticMan: tinfoil-hat maggie: //What were we talking about?

Attractive women and how we wish we could get with them.


GranoblasticMan: tinfoil-hat maggie: bartink: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x802]
Yes, I would. And so would you.

I'm disappointed I can't read that tat.
/Wut?

I think it says "Lick here"


Lol : )
 
2013-01-30 03:57:55 AM
23 year olds shouldn't be teaching highschoolers.
 
2013-01-30 03:57:55 AM

GreenSun: Hey, she hasn't banged any of the teens yet, don't send her to jail or punish her just yet! As if those kids would feel "molested and dehumanized" if she bangs them. I bet all the kids are fantasizing about her during jack-off hour 17 seconds.

 
2013-01-30 03:58:45 AM

Fail in Human Form: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women?  They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students.  Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man.  Like me.  I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.

Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars

Nope.  Jokes on you.  I really do have a French chef living here.  Here's a little something she made over the past holiday.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x565]

And it's healthy, too.

Great appetizer, but where's the meal ;-)


We started out with crab blinis and salmon carpaccio.
 
2013-01-30 04:00:33 AM
I've come to the realization that a lot of farkers wouldn't know a gourmet meal if it hit them in the face.  Enjoy your whoppers and boxed wine.
 
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