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(Daily Mail)   Smoking hot 23-year-old skinny blonde teacher posts half-naked pics of herself on Twitter, presumably to attract students to have sex with (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 244
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2013-01-29 10:37:52 PM
Nice, but could use a sammich or two
 
2013-01-30 12:05:28 AM
You all know how these headlines go -- I'd post my pic but I don't want it to get too old.

I'll do a new one

img.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-30 12:13:49 AM
Before clicking tfa... Meh.
After clicking tfa... Yowza.
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2013-01-30 12:44:11 AM
ttiwwop

(trust me I tried)
 
2013-01-30 12:55:33 AM
img1.fark.net
Smoking hot 23-year-old ...

kdbowe.com
OK, I'm going in..............

Well, available evidence is inconclusive, but it's not Jabbaphina the Hutt.

/yeah, probably would
 
2013-01-30 12:57:47 AM
maybe it's the cold medication talking but I'm having a deuce of a time finding these "half naked pics" on twitter...

/probably should have trusted the label and not mixed with alcohol...
 
2013-01-30 01:20:35 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

ct.weirdnutdaily.com
 
2013-01-30 01:51:02 AM
Holy crap! She is hot - in that one picture she looks just like Cameron Diaz!
 
2013-01-30 01:53:43 AM
Man, Aurora, Colorado can't catch a break this year.
 
2013-01-30 01:54:40 AM
Yeah sure she is really nice looking, but I wouldn't hit that. I mean look at those sharp knees!
 
2013-01-30 01:55:02 AM
Those knees...no way.


/fistofanangrygod
 
2013-01-30 01:56:51 AM

coeyagi: Man, Aurora, Colorado can't catch a break this year.


At least she didn't shoot anyone.
 
2013-01-30 01:58:40 AM

CruiserTwelve: coeyagi: Man, Aurora, Colorado can't catch a break this year.

At least she didn't shoot anyone.


We should ban smoking hot teachers.
 
2013-01-30 01:59:20 AM
I approve

/rant about old biddies for high school teacher who taught his parents
 
2013-01-30 01:59:33 AM
What exactly is the problem with her calling them jailbait?
 
2013-01-30 02:00:06 AM
What is wrong with these women?  They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students.  Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man.  Like me.  I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze
 
2013-01-30 02:01:44 AM
I might let here jerk me off in a restaurant bathroom after talking to here for 5 minutes. after drinking 10 ten beers, maybe. possibly. only if she was wearing a short skirt.
 
2013-01-30 02:03:21 AM

OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women?  They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students.  Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man.  Like me.  I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze


Strangely enough, the tweet that they had in the article said basically "That is clever, but I am not farking you." Or at least that's how I read it.
 
2013-01-30 02:04:33 AM
Too skinny...tits too small.

oh, and she likes to fark 15 year olds.
 
2013-01-30 02:04:46 AM
Well, they are jail bait. I can't see how anyone can get up in arms about that.
 
2013-01-30 02:04:51 AM
I'd fist her like an angry god.
 
2013-01-30 02:05:03 AM

coeyagi: We should ban smoking hot teachers.

Just curious, how many of those come per pack and what's a carton run in your area?
 
2013-01-30 02:05:04 AM

Jormungandr: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women?  They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students.  Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man.  Like me.  I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze

Strangely enough, the tweet that they had in the article said basically "That is clever, but I am not farking you." Or at least that's how I read it.


Damn it.  Who told her about me?
 
2013-01-30 02:05:47 AM

OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women?  They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students.  Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man.  Like me.  I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze


I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate
 
2013-01-30 02:06:40 AM
Who hires a 23 year old teacher? Their judgement is sure to be bad. They're 23!
 
2013-01-30 02:06:43 AM

Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women?  They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students.  Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man.  Like me.  I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate


I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.
 
2013-01-30 02:08:29 AM
www.residentadvisor.net
Approves
 
2013-01-30 02:09:01 AM
There's going to come a time when hiring anyone without compromising internet photos will be an impossibility. She didn't fark her students; she posted a topless shot that may or may not have even included nipple, since it's impossible to tell from these horrible pics. Do her students learn math well? If yes, keep her on. If no, she has a lucrative internet porn career lined up.
 
2013-01-30 02:10:58 AM
i46.tinypic.com

I'd hit it.
 
2013-01-30 02:12:48 AM
Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Do her students learn math well?

Students at her school have formed a CarlyCrunkBear support group.
 
2013-01-30 02:13:35 AM

coeyagi: We should ban smoking hot teachers.


Especially evil looking, semiautomatic, assault teachers.

/more God in schools, etc. etc. yadda yadda
 
2013-01-30 02:13:50 AM

The more you eat the more you fart: Too skinny...tits too small.

oh, and she likes to fark 15 year olds.


Yeah...I honestly don't get how one looks at a kid-farker, and thinks, "oh, man, I gotta get me some of that." Male or female...really, I just don't.
 
2013-01-30 02:14:27 AM
Hit it? HELL NO!

That's called lunch!
 
2013-01-30 02:14:56 AM
Oh, where the hell was twitter when I was in school? Or computers, or cell phones or even video games.

My lawn..get off it.
 
2013-01-30 02:15:50 AM
Carly McKinney, a math teacher at Overland High School in Aurora, was placed on paid administrative leave on Tuesday after admitting to a local TV station that she created the Twitter account CarlyCrunkBear (@crunk_bear) with the help of a friend.

The most disturbing angle of this story thus far.
 
2013-01-30 02:16:35 AM

OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women?  They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students.  Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man.  Like me.  I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.


Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars
 
2013-01-30 02:23:22 AM
Found this:
blogs.westword.com

I bet! LOL
 
2013-01-30 02:25:18 AM

Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women?  They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students.  Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man.  Like me.  I'm available.

/I have candy
//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.

Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars


Nope.  Jokes on you.  I really do have a French chef living here.  Here's a little something she made over the past holiday.

sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net

And it's healthy, too.
 
2013-01-30 02:27:08 AM

OgreMagi: And it's healthy, too.


Looks regurgitated.
 
2013-01-30 02:28:51 AM

Bumblefark: The more you eat the more you fart: Too skinny...tits too small.

oh, and she likes to fark 15 year olds.

Yeah...I honestly don't get how one looks at a kid-farker, and thinks, "oh, man, I gotta get me some of that." Male or female...really, I just don't.


Well..this IS fark....
 
2013-01-30 02:29:57 AM
Well hell, I would slide my hypotenuse into her hole, and by hole, I mean where her function is undefined at a point....if you know what I mean?
/I need to teach in CO
//Not Aurora
///not anywhere near Areola
 
2013-01-30 02:30:23 AM

gadian: OgreMagi: And it's healthy, too.

Looks regurgitated.


It's more a commentary on modern French cooking than the skills of your housemate, but yeah, it looks like someone threw up on those plates.
 
2013-01-30 02:31:03 AM

Omahawg: I approve

/rant about old biddies for high school teacher who taught his parents


You know you could make things all better, just go find a hot high school teacher and let her know others want her other than her students : )
/You're welcome.
/Still regret the missed opportunity I had with a teacher in Dallas one evening, granted I don't know if she turned to her students.
 
2013-01-30 02:31:58 AM

gadian: OgreMagi: And it's healthy, too.

Looks regurgitated.


It's couscous and mango chicken.  It was a bad angle to capture the food properly.  I was going for a table shot.
 
2013-01-30 02:33:39 AM

OgreMagi: gadian: OgreMagi: And it's healthy, too.

Looks regurgitated.

It's couscous and mango chicken.  It was a bad angle to capture the food properly.  I was going for a table shot.


It looked good to me, so when am I invited for diner ; )
 
2013-01-30 02:34:52 AM

wax_on: Who hires a 23 year old teacher? Their judgement is sure to be bad. They're 23!


Came here to say the same thing, mainly because I'm 23. At 23 you're only 5 years removed from HS, so irresponsible stuff was bound to happen. I don't remember having hot teachers in their early 20s when I was in HS, maybe elementary and middle school. Aurora needs to get their shiat together.
 
2013-01-30 02:35:14 AM
What the Hell is wrong with you Subby? You used "smoking hot" and while she's not the best we've ever seen she's certainly not bad. So now you've given hope to everyone again that smoking hot in the headline might actually produce a fap worthy picture. But 99 times out of a hundred we all just end up throwing up on our mouth a little. So, because you have submitted a fairly accurate headline it will now erase all memory of past disappointments and set us up for future failure. You have no idea the harm you have caused. Thanks, thanks a lot.

/fist...angry God
//she's quite cute, stupid beyond all belief, but cute
 
2013-01-30 02:37:10 AM
In the early days of the Internet, it was 45 year olds that didn't understand the drawbacks of posting inappropriate stuff. Now, 23 year olds haven't figured it out.

Progress?
 
2013-01-30 02:41:45 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: OgreMagi: gadian: OgreMagi: And it's healthy, too.

Looks regurgitated.

It's couscous and mango chicken.  It was a bad angle to capture the food properly.  I was going for a table shot.

It looked good to me, so when am I invited for diner ; )


{checks profile for photo}

When can you get here?
 
2013-01-30 02:43:39 AM
you can't be "skinny' AND "smoking hot"
 
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