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(SFGate)   If there was any doubt at all as to the intellectual prowess of reality stars: Couple Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt admit to spending their entire $10 million savings before Dec. 21st -- because they believed the Mayan apocalypse prophecy   (blog.sfgate.com) divider line 44
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2013-01-29 09:25:57 PM  
Way to stimulate the economy, retards
 
2013-01-29 09:31:09 PM  
Well done!

/now STFU, GAFJ and GTFO
//tards
 
2013-01-29 09:41:30 PM  
Bullshiat.

If you deliberately go bankrupt because the world is going to end on December 21, 2012, you don't do it in 2010. You wait at least until November 2012.
 
2013-01-29 09:53:03 PM  
What a couple of Pratts.
 
2013-01-29 10:01:22 PM  

Krieghund: Bullshiat.

If you deliberately go bankrupt because the world is going to end on December 21, 2012, you don't do it in 2010. You wait at least until November 2012.


Is it worse if you actually go bankrupt because you believed in the Mayan apocalypse, or if you think believing in the Mayan apocalypse is a good excuse for going bankrupt?
 
2013-01-29 10:03:16 PM  
FTA: "Here's some advice, definitely do not spend your money thinking asteroids are coming."

I think I'm going to write that down for future reference. Maybe stick it to the door of the 'fridge.
 
2013-01-29 10:18:22 PM  
It sounds better then saying you snorted it up your nose, plus it gives you some free press.
 
2013-01-30 12:52:29 AM  

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Is it worse if you actually go bankrupt because you believed in the Mayan apocalypse, or if you think believing in the Mayan apocalypse is a good excuse for going bankrupt?


This is one of those one hand clapping riddles that's going to implode my brain.
 
2013-01-30 12:53:19 AM  
Shenanigans.
 
2013-01-30 12:53:51 AM  
salem-news.com
 
2013-01-30 12:54:51 AM  
not that I don't think they're that stupid. because, they are that stupid
 
2013-01-30 12:59:30 AM  
Amazing how some problems solve themselves.
 
2013-01-30 01:00:22 AM  
I never once doubted the intellectual prowess of reality stars. It's the intellectual prowess of those that watch reality TV in the first place that I doubt.
 
2013-01-30 01:07:04 AM  
This has to be satire. Not even those two pussy farts could be that stupid. Could they?
 
2013-01-30 01:08:27 AM  
It's just the setup for a new reality show. Wait and see.
 
2013-01-30 01:27:13 AM  
Is anyone else confused as to how that vapid whore was able to earn $10 million? Her as well?
 
2013-01-30 01:53:54 AM  
No, no they're MENSA.
 
2013-01-30 02:30:02 AM  
My Speidi sense is tingling...
 
2013-01-30 02:30:56 AM  

rickycal78: I never once doubted the intellectual prowess of reality stars. It's the intellectual prowess of those that watch reality TV in the first place that I doubt.


Their show wasn't even reality TV.  It was a 100% scripted show pretending to be a partially scripted reality show.
 
2013-01-30 02:42:53 AM  
I would wager that the same people who would feel sorry for that set of 'tards would also be the ones who feel sorry for "Jake the Snake."

This was not one event but a lifetime of stupid that created these failures. They deserve what they will get, suffering, public humiliation and hopefully a painful death.

It is incredibly rare when anyone fails epically if their entire life hasn't been one stupid event after another.
 
2013-01-30 03:36:16 AM  

CoonAce: No, no they're MENSA.


Hey, if Ian Jubie can get into Mensa, any retard can get into Mensa.
 
2013-01-30 03:58:33 AM  
Now that's how you stay in the news and get people talking about you.

They should write a book on celebrity and how to get rich from it.

Thanks for playing guys, you were played. Next stories: mental breakdowns, drugs recoveries, stillborn babies, spousal abuse, found religion, revelations of past celebrity farks, death.
 
2013-01-30 04:12:54 AM  

Sgt Otter: This has to be satire. Not even those two pussy farts could be that stupid. Could they?


Sarge, I have some bad news for you.
They're as dull as a butter knife in a mental ward.
They're a dim as a 3 watt bulb.
They're stupid.
 
2013-01-30 04:42:55 AM  

Elmo Jones: Sgt Otter: This has to be satire. Not even those two pussy farts could be that stupid. Could they?

Sarge, I have some bad news for you.
They're as dull as a butter knife in a mental ward.
They're a dim as a 3 watt bulb.
They're stupid.


Can't a 3 watt bulb be quite bright nowadays?
 
2013-01-30 06:03:28 AM  
I'm sure the Bunny Ranch is hiring, Heidi. You can rebuild that fortune $300 at a time doling out Albanian Otter Squats and Peruvian Axe Handles to Chinese businessmen.
 
2013-01-30 06:18:18 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I'm sure the Bunny Ranch is hiring, Heidi. You can rebuild that fortune $300 at a time doling out Albanian Otter Squats and Peruvian Axe Handles to Chinese businessmen.


To the Urban Dictionary!
 
2013-01-30 07:27:56 AM  
I have no clue who these two are, but I take joy in knowing there are 2 people stupider than I. sorry to be uppity and harsh.
 
2013-01-30 07:39:59 AM  
What type of jackass gives someone $15k? Give them $13k and they don't have to pay taxes on it.
 
2013-01-30 07:42:54 AM  

KCCO: What type of jackass gives someone $15k? Give them $13k and they don't have to pay taxes on it.


What kind of jackass doesn't understand the first $13k still isn't taxed?
 
2013-01-30 07:48:13 AM  

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: KCCO: What type of jackass gives someone $15k? Give them $13k and they don't have to pay taxes on it.

What kind of jackass doesn't understand the first $13k still isn't taxed?


I'd rather deal with 2k less than have to deal with the hassle of reporting it. After all if come tax time you forget to add that cash into income you might have to deal with an audit/fees.
 
2013-01-30 08:11:45 AM  

Meh... who needs brains?

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2013-01-30 08:22:44 AM  
temeez.com
 
2013-01-30 08:35:14 AM  
This of course is probably just a stunt or an excuse, but I don't know...

The thing is, we heard that the planet was going to end in 2012. We thought, we have got to spend this money before the asteroid hits.

There's a lot of stupid hidden in those two sentences. Can't you just see these two thinking they're getting over, like they're the only people in the world who realize that money will be no good when the Earth is destroyed by an asteroid?
 
2013-01-30 08:44:23 AM  

LivingDeadX1: Meh... who needs brains?

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i1247.photobucket.com

Who needs brains indeed......
 
2013-01-30 08:58:32 AM  

ShawnDoc: Their show wasn't even reality TV. It was a 100% scripted show pretending to be a partially scripted reality show.


They ripped off the idea from The Office
 
2013-01-30 08:58:55 AM  

Sgt Otter: This has to be satire. Not even those two pussy farts could be that stupid. Could they?


Pretty sure they're lying. These two are fame whores of the worst kind, and they may have spent all their money, but I don't think it was in preparation for the end of the world.

They were just on some reality show in Britain, and after it was over, they couldn't wait to tell everyone that everything they did and said on the show was a lie so they could get more attention and stay on longer. But now they've gotten a taste of fame again......thanks, UK!

/yes, I know reality shows are not 'real.'
 
2013-01-30 10:27:22 AM  
They must have just missed being in the news. But this sure is a dumb way to get in it. If I as famous and did something that mind numbling dumb I wouldnt say a word to anyone about it. If anyone asked me what happend to my money I would say "Hookers and blow."
 
2013-01-30 10:51:55 AM  
FTA:"I would give my friends $15,000 for their birthday. Just cash. I would buy people cars. Every valet I met got a couple of hundred pounds tip. I would pay people $200 just to open doors for us."

What a load of bullshiat!
 
2013-01-30 12:54:26 PM  
I believe them when they say they are broke.

I even believe them when they say that they didn't notice they were broke until the end of 2012.

But they were broke looong before 2012. They were just too damned stupid to notice.
 
2013-01-30 01:34:01 PM  

groppet: They must have just missed being in the news. But this sure is a dumb way to get in it. If I as famous and did something that mind numbling dumb I wouldnt say a word to anyone about it. If anyone asked me what happend to my money I would say "Hookers and blow."


Me too, but..... I would actually have spent it on hookers and blow.
 
2013-01-30 03:22:12 PM  
ain't no way they had that much money to burn. they were dead broke a year or two ago.
 
2013-01-30 04:56:32 PM  
is this an onion article?
 
2013-01-31 12:34:59 AM  

xria: Can't a 3 watt bulb be quite bright nowadays?


Relatively speaking, no. :-)
 
2013-01-31 01:51:12 PM  
All she has to do is become a porn star. I mean hell, she's built for it and people will pay to see her do it. As far as her worthless husband? There's always WalMart.
 
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