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(NBC Chicago)   News: In gun-free Chicago, they are practicing for school shooting emergencies. Fark: They will be firing blanks during the drill. What could possibly go wrong?   ( ) divider line
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3299 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Jan 2013 at 11:29 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-30 12:27:51 AM  
2 votes:
29 posts? Come on Fark libs! It's like you guys only show up in large numbers when it's time spout populist messages or something.
2013-01-30 12:40:09 AM  
1 vote:
Be really funny (in a sick way) if someone didn't get the message and fired back using real bullets, wouldn't it?
2013-01-29 11:51:53 PM  
1 vote:

jehovahs witness protection: The best thing that could happen to Chicago would be an asteroid strike.

/same goes for D.C.

Says the guy from BFE, Georgia.
2013-01-29 11:47:41 PM  
1 vote:
You'll do anything for attention when your town's Wikipedia page is this pathetic:

Cary in popular culture

The interior of the bed and breakfast room that Bill Murray's character stays in, in the 1993 film, "Groundhog's Day," was built in a warehouse in Cary.

Suzanne Evenson of Cary was featured on HGTV's show House Hunters International on December 8, 2010, showcasing her family's move from Cary to Dubai.

Maggie Mitchell and friends from the class of 2004 were featured on MTV'shiat, High School Stories. They concocted a senior prank which included launching a boat into the Trojan trench. MTV came to Cary and recreated this.
2013-01-29 11:34:42 PM  
1 vote:
Over in 2, I see.
2013-01-29 09:25:08 PM  
1 vote:
The best thing that could happen to Chicago would be an asteroid strike.

/same goes for D.C.
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