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(Boston Herald)   "His interests include 'Satan, drinking human blood, deflowering virgins' and the TV show 'Dexter'"   (bostonherald.com) divider line 31
    More: Scary, Satans, Faneuil Hall, fitness instructor, Rockaway Beach, Boston Police, Bridgewater State Hospital, criminal harassment  
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2013-01-29 09:28:22 PM  
5 votes:
I'm assuming the virgin he's most interested in deflowering is himself.
2013-01-29 09:27:11 PM  
5 votes:

"He falsely told the woman he was a New York City cop, authorities said. "


But he fooled her because like all NYC cops, he acted like an asshole.

2013-01-29 09:41:19 PM  
4 votes:
"His interests include 'Satan, drinking human blood, deflowering virgins' and the TV show 'Dexter'"

cdn.theatlantic.com

/tijuanabrass.mp3
2013-01-29 10:16:43 PM  
2 votes:

rogue_L_chick: Joe Peanut: rogue_L_chick: I simply adore the people who feel they must constantly profess how "dark" they are, in order to be found interesting.

I poop spider webs.

That's pretty good, but I'm going to need some stories of sexual abuse as well as cryptic references to important, protective relatives who would kill for you.

/I am dealing with a whopper of a speciman right now, in our LARP group - she corners every noob with dramatic rape retellings and invitations to join her Wiccan (yes, I know - NOT the the same as Satanism) group meetings. Egads, it's awful.


Dramatic rape retellings are bad.

But not as bad as interpretive rape dance.
2013-01-29 09:44:11 PM  
2 votes:
i2.ytimg.com

"My spine is pierced, and I'm totally into Satan!"

/first thing I thought of.
2013-01-29 09:41:53 PM  
2 votes:
6.media.tumblr.com
2013-01-29 09:36:20 PM  
2 votes:

PhiloeBedoe: [i1079.photobucket.com image 500x313]


Also, he actually worships Stan. It was a typo.

robot6.comicbookresources.com
2013-01-29 09:35:30 PM  
2 votes:

brap: AverageAmericanGuy: On a serious note, though, who doesn't like deflowering virgins?

People that have actually slept with virgins?


You guys are out of your minds. They don't know what to expect, so you can do whatever kinky thing you want to them. Just be sure to put the diaper back on before their parents come home.
2013-01-29 09:33:27 PM  
2 votes:
Did it have to be Dexter?


"His interests include 'Satan, drinking human blood, deflowering virgins' and ...

Antiques Roadshow

Inside the Actors' Studio

Kim and Kourtney Take Miami (Satan's own personal favorite)
2013-01-29 09:28:41 PM  
2 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: On a serious note, though, who doesn't like deflowering virgins?


I have alergies. I prefer them predeflowered.
2013-01-29 09:16:39 PM  
2 votes:
bostonherald.com
collider.com
Or is it just me?
2013-01-29 09:10:11 PM  
2 votes:
i1079.photobucket.com
2013-01-30 09:51:46 AM  
1 votes:
orangecow.org

And, strangling animals, golf, and masturbating!
2013-01-29 10:44:11 PM  
1 votes:

Fear the Clam: An alleged devil worshiper has been charged with harassing and threatening to kill a 25-year-old fitness instructor he met at Faneuil Hall

Farkin' tourist. Like Satan would ever hang out at Faneuil Hall. What's next, a visit to Cheers? Ohhhh, so dark.


Everyone knows Satan lives in Worcester
2013-01-29 10:37:23 PM  
1 votes:

Slackfumasta: bostonherald.comstatic.tvguide.com
Anyone? I mean, drinking blood and all, first thing I thought was 'He must be Jewish'.


www.entertainmentwallpaper.com
2013-01-29 10:13:08 PM  
1 votes:

brap: AverageAmericanGuy: On a serious note, though, who doesn't like deflowering virgins?

People that have actually slept with virgins?


The mere fact that he speaks of "deflowering virgins" un-ironically is enough of a warning sign for me.
2013-01-29 10:12:49 PM  
1 votes:
roadsidejesus.com
2013-01-29 10:03:46 PM  
1 votes:

rogue_L_chick: Joe Peanut: rogue_L_chick: I simply adore the people who feel they must constantly profess how "dark" they are, in order to be found interesting.

I poop spider webs.

That's pretty good, but I'm going to need some stories of sexual abuse as well as cryptic references to important, protective relatives who would kill for you.

/I am dealing with a whopper of a speciman right now, in our LARP group - she corners every noob with dramatic rape retellings and invitations to join her Wiccan (yes, I know - NOT the the same as Satanism) group meetings. Egads, it's awful.


I would tell her that she's making people uncomfortable, and she needs to stop. Either that or start giving out HJs.
2013-01-29 09:54:22 PM  
1 votes:
An alleged devil worshiper has been charged with harassing and threatening to kill a 25-year-old fitness instructor he met at Faneuil Hall

Farkin' tourist. Like Satan would ever hang out at Faneuil Hall. What's next, a visit to Cheers? Ohhhh, so dark.
2013-01-29 09:51:49 PM  
1 votes:

RatMaster999: Joe Peanut: rogue_L_chick: I simply adore the people who feel they must constantly profess how "dark" they are, in order to be found interesting.

I poop spider webs.

I shiat bats.


I used to shiat bats before it was cool.
2013-01-29 09:45:32 PM  
1 votes:

rogue_L_chick: I simply adore the people who feel they must constantly profess how "dark" they are, in order to be found interesting.


I poop spider webs.
2013-01-29 09:44:03 PM  
1 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2013-01-29 09:42:23 PM  
1 votes:
bostonherald.comstatic.tvguide.com
Anyone? I mean, drinking blood and all, first thing I thought was 'He must be Jewish'.
2013-01-29 09:37:43 PM  
1 votes:
Dad?
2013-01-29 09:35:26 PM  
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: On a serious note, though, who doesn't like deflowering virgins?


Virgins are overrated. Give me a kinky slut any day.
2013-01-29 09:33:21 PM  
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: On a serious note, though, who doesn't like deflowering virgins?


Nah, I'd rather have someone who knew what they were doing.

Anyhow, odds are this guy is off his meds and trying to show the whole entire world that he's really truly evil. "Seriously, guys! I'm soooo evil that I troll women on dating sites! I mean, that's evil, right?"
2013-01-29 09:33:20 PM  
1 votes:
deflowering virgins' what?

Don't make us get Bob the Angry Flower in here.
2013-01-29 09:32:41 PM  
1 votes:
bostonherald.com

blogs.miaminewtimes.com
2013-01-29 09:31:02 PM  
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: On a serious note, though, who doesn't like deflowering virgins?


People that have actually slept with virgins?
2013-01-29 09:27:25 PM  
1 votes:
farm9.staticflickr.com
2013-01-29 09:25:42 PM  
1 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com

"Kinky."
 
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