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(Boston Herald)   "His interests include 'Satan, drinking human blood, deflowering virgins' and the TV show 'Dexter'"   (bostonherald.com ) divider line
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2013-01-29 09:31:02 PM  
4 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: On a serious note, though, who doesn't like deflowering virgins?


People that have actually slept with virgins?
2013-01-29 09:35:26 PM  
3 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: On a serious note, though, who doesn't like deflowering virgins?


Virgins are overrated. Give me a kinky slut any day.
2013-01-29 09:53:52 PM  
2 votes:
"His interests include 'Satan, drinking human blood, deflowering virgins' and the TV show 'Dexter'" being 'shocking' for the sake of attention whoring.

Fixed.
2013-01-29 09:42:54 PM  
2 votes:
I simply adore the people who feel they must constantly profess how "dark" they are, in order to be found interesting.
2013-01-29 09:26:00 PM  
2 votes:
On a serious note, though, who doesn't like deflowering virgins?
2013-01-30 12:23:16 AM  
1 vote:

rogue_L_chick: So...it is tiresome, but hopefully, all will go well and we can split off into a new group soon. I have a new location scouted for spring, and she is going to hate it. It's out in the woods and right on the river. She loathes any chick that she thinks is better looking than her, so if we all start bringing our suits and swimming in between battles, she'll stop coming. I have known many like her, and they can be pretty easy to "offend" into the outcome you want.


Cagey. Admirable.
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2013-01-29 09:44:11 PM  
1 vote:
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"My spine is pierced, and I'm totally into Satan!"

/first thing I thought of.
2013-01-29 09:41:19 PM  
1 vote:
"His interests include 'Satan, drinking human blood, deflowering virgins' and the TV show 'Dexter'"

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2013-01-29 09:28:41 PM  
1 vote:

AverageAmericanGuy: On a serious note, though, who doesn't like deflowering virgins?


I have alergies. I prefer them predeflowered.
2013-01-29 09:28:22 PM  
1 vote:
I'm assuming the virgin he's most interested in deflowering is himself.
2013-01-29 09:27:11 PM  
1 vote:

"He falsely told the woman he was a New York City cop, authorities said. "


But he fooled her because like all NYC cops, he acted like an asshole.

2013-01-29 09:16:39 PM  
1 vote:
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Or is it just me?
2013-01-29 09:10:11 PM  
1 vote:
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