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(Boston Herald)   "His interests include 'Satan, drinking human blood, deflowering virgins' and the TV show 'Dexter'"   (bostonherald.com) divider line 92
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2013-01-29 09:10:11 PM  
i1079.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-29 09:16:39 PM  
bostonherald.com
collider.com
Or is it just me?
 
2013-01-29 09:24:34 PM  
Obligatory: what's his Fark handle?
 
2013-01-29 09:25:42 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

"Kinky."
 
2013-01-29 09:26:00 PM  
On a serious note, though, who doesn't like deflowering virgins?
 
2013-01-29 09:27:11 PM  

"He falsely told the woman he was a New York City cop, authorities said. "


But he fooled her because like all NYC cops, he acted like an asshole.

 
2013-01-29 09:27:25 PM  
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2013-01-29 09:27:44 PM  

fusillade762: Or is it just me?


I was thinking a young Edward Molina.
 
2013-01-29 09:28:22 PM  
I'm assuming the virgin he's most interested in deflowering is himself.
 
2013-01-29 09:28:34 PM  
About 1/2 through 1225 episodes of Dark Shadows.

/be aware
//be very aware
///ahooooooooooo
 
2013-01-29 09:28:41 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: On a serious note, though, who doesn't like deflowering virgins?


I have alergies. I prefer them predeflowered.
 
2013-01-29 09:29:28 PM  
Punching Geraldo....
 
2013-01-29 09:29:28 PM  
Hey leave Dennis Miller alone
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com

/Wanted to make that joke since the reading the headline, but since he looks like him it works out a little better
 
2013-01-29 09:29:40 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: On a serious note, though, who doesn't like deflowering virgins?


Me. Virgins are boring. Too uptight, and don know what to do.
 
2013-01-29 09:30:09 PM  
Satan? That's so...trite.

"Look, I'm a rebel, I worship the other evil god of my pantheon! Oohhh, scary!"

/derision not applicable if he turns out to be LaVeyan or something
 
2013-01-29 09:31:02 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: On a serious note, though, who doesn't like deflowering virgins?


People that have actually slept with virgins?
 
2013-01-29 09:31:12 PM  
I'm sure he's harmless.
 
2013-01-29 09:32:41 PM  
bostonherald.com

blogs.miaminewtimes.com
 
2013-01-29 09:33:08 PM  

Inhalien: I'm sure he's harmless.


Unless he plays the newest CoD, then he is a danger to our great society.
 
2013-01-29 09:33:20 PM  
deflowering virgins' what?

Don't make us get Bob the Angry Flower in here.
 
2013-01-29 09:33:21 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: On a serious note, though, who doesn't like deflowering virgins?


Nah, I'd rather have someone who knew what they were doing.

Anyhow, odds are this guy is off his meds and trying to show the whole entire world that he's really truly evil. "Seriously, guys! I'm soooo evil that I troll women on dating sites! I mean, that's evil, right?"
 
2013-01-29 09:33:27 PM  
Did it have to be Dexter?


"His interests include 'Satan, drinking human blood, deflowering virgins' and ...

Antiques Roadshow

Inside the Actors' Studio

Kim and Kourtney Take Miami (Satan's own personal favorite)
 
2013-01-29 09:34:44 PM  

fusillade762: Or is it just me?


I can see that. With a good dollop of Jake Gyllenhaal mixed in, though.
 
2013-01-29 09:34:47 PM  
Oh wait, that was a single-quote.

I guess I'm kicked out of the Grammar Nazi Party.

/I am schtupid; I'm no schmarty!
 
2013-01-29 09:35:26 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: On a serious note, though, who doesn't like deflowering virgins?


Virgins are overrated. Give me a kinky slut any day.
 
2013-01-29 09:35:30 PM  

brap: AverageAmericanGuy: On a serious note, though, who doesn't like deflowering virgins?

People that have actually slept with virgins?


You guys are out of your minds. They don't know what to expect, so you can do whatever kinky thing you want to them. Just be sure to put the diaper back on before their parents come home.
 
2013-01-29 09:35:43 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: On a serious note, though, who doesn't like deflowering virgins?


God father? Or am I messing up the movie?
 
2013-01-29 09:35:44 PM  
Off to Bridgewater State. Guy's not evil, he's schizoid. Still needs a lifetime of containment and observation.
 
2013-01-29 09:36:20 PM  

PhiloeBedoe: [i1079.photobucket.com image 500x313]


Also, he actually worships Stan. It was a typo.

robot6.comicbookresources.com
 
2013-01-29 09:37:00 PM  

SpdrJay: Obligatory: what's his Fark handle?


And that was my first thought, particularly with the "hey, I just met you/and this is crazy/here's a brass watch/call me or burn, lady"
 
2013-01-29 09:37:43 PM  
Dad?
 
2013-01-29 09:38:14 PM  
Is he actually wearing a button up wool coat with a Nehru collar? Panache-y!
 
2013-01-29 09:38:45 PM  


Boogey-Boogey.

Nobody dumps a disciple of the dark lord!



Honestly, a pussified attention whore satanist.
 
2013-01-29 09:38:51 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

Deflowering Virginians?
 
2013-01-29 09:41:19 PM  
"His interests include 'Satan, drinking human blood, deflowering virgins' and the TV show 'Dexter'"

cdn.theatlantic.com

/tijuanabrass.mp3
 
2013-01-29 09:41:53 PM  
6.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-29 09:42:05 PM  

Hagbardr: AverageAmericanGuy: On a serious note, though, who doesn't like deflowering virgins?

Virgins are overrated. Give me a kinky slut any day.


Yeah, my last GF was a virgin (at 28, no less). Not sure I'd want to go through the breaking-in process again.
 
2013-01-29 09:42:23 PM  
bostonherald.comstatic.tvguide.com
Anyone? I mean, drinking blood and all, first thing I thought was 'He must be Jewish'.
 
2013-01-29 09:42:54 PM  
I simply adore the people who feel they must constantly profess how "dark" they are, in order to be found interesting.
 
2013-01-29 09:44:03 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-29 09:44:11 PM  
i2.ytimg.com

"My spine is pierced, and I'm totally into Satan!"

/first thing I thought of.
 
2013-01-29 09:45:32 PM  

rogue_L_chick: I simply adore the people who feel they must constantly profess how "dark" they are, in order to be found interesting.


I poop spider webs.
 
2013-01-29 09:47:26 PM  

Joe Peanut: rogue_L_chick: I simply adore the people who feel they must constantly profess how "dark" they are, in order to be found interesting.

I poop spider webs.


You should hook up with that "centipedes in my vagina" chick.
 
2013-01-29 09:48:05 PM  

Joe Peanut: rogue_L_chick: I simply adore the people who feel they must constantly profess how "dark" they are, in order to be found interesting.

I poop spider webs.


I shiat bats.
 
2013-01-29 09:51:49 PM  

RatMaster999: Joe Peanut: rogue_L_chick: I simply adore the people who feel they must constantly profess how "dark" they are, in order to be found interesting.

I poop spider webs.

I shiat bats.


I used to shiat bats before it was cool.
 
2013-01-29 09:53:52 PM  
"His interests include 'Satan, drinking human blood, deflowering virgins' and the TV show 'Dexter'" being 'shocking' for the sake of attention whoring.

Fixed.
 
2013-01-29 09:54:21 PM  

RatMaster999: [6.media.tumblr.com image 293x500]


This is quite humorous to me as it reminds me of my time working as security at a small country club. Some of the odious children would sign in like this on their way to swimming lessons or whatever. Satin rules!
 
2013-01-29 09:54:22 PM  
An alleged devil worshiper has been charged with harassing and threatening to kill a 25-year-old fitness instructor he met at Faneuil Hall

Farkin' tourist. Like Satan would ever hang out at Faneuil Hall. What's next, a visit to Cheers? Ohhhh, so dark.
 
2013-01-29 09:55:55 PM  

Joe Peanut: rogue_L_chick: I simply adore the people who feel they must constantly profess how "dark" they are, in order to be found interesting.

I poop spider webs.


That's pretty good, but I'm going to need some stories of sexual abuse as well as cryptic references to important, protective relatives who would kill for you.

/I am dealing with a whopper of a speciman right now, in our LARP group - she corners every noob with dramatic rape retellings and invitations to join her Wiccan (yes, I know - NOT the the same as Satanism) group meetings. Egads, it's awful.
 
2013-01-29 10:03:46 PM  

rogue_L_chick: Joe Peanut: rogue_L_chick: I simply adore the people who feel they must constantly profess how "dark" they are, in order to be found interesting.

I poop spider webs.

That's pretty good, but I'm going to need some stories of sexual abuse as well as cryptic references to important, protective relatives who would kill for you.

/I am dealing with a whopper of a speciman right now, in our LARP group - she corners every noob with dramatic rape retellings and invitations to join her Wiccan (yes, I know - NOT the the same as Satanism) group meetings. Egads, it's awful.


I would tell her that she's making people uncomfortable, and she needs to stop. Either that or start giving out HJs.
 
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