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(Daily Mail)   Barack Obama to Bashar al-Assad: Using chemical warfare on your civilians is TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE...unless we do it first   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 38
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2013-01-29 10:03:05 PM
5 votes:
i1162.photobucket.com
2013-01-29 09:33:00 PM
5 votes:

jehovahs witness protection: The refusal to believe Obama isn't absolutely perfect is INSANE.


I like how you think believing this crap from Infowars makes you sane.
2013-01-29 09:02:58 PM
4 votes:
The Daily Mail sourcing Infowars? That's dividing the derp by zero.
2013-01-30 07:51:30 AM
2 votes:

DrPainMD: fusillade762: The Daily Mail sourcing Infowars? That's dividing the derp by zero.

I've noticed that Drudge has been linking to Infowars a lot. But, in almost every case, a quick Google search can find verification of whatever the story is from multiple, legitimate sources. I've come to the conclusion that the powers-that-be use Infowars to sway people into believing that something that happened didn't happen. And it works. People refuse to believe a lot of things that can be easily verified, just because their first knowledge of it came from Infowars. No wonder the politicians treat us like idiots; for the most part, we are.


So, your conspiracy theory is the that the government is using conspiracy theorists to make us think legitimate stories are conspiracy theories.

i.qkme.me
2013-01-30 06:47:52 AM
2 votes:
Infowars claims that hackers claim that Britam claims that Qataris claim that the scheme is Washington-approved.

I think we're truely ready to impeach now.
2013-01-29 11:08:09 PM
2 votes:

jehovahs witness protection: The refusal to believe Obama isn't absolutely perfect is INSANE.


So, the options are either

1) I believe Obama is absolutely perfect, or
2) I believe he's threatening chemical warfare?

Are you sure those are the only options?
2013-01-29 11:05:52 PM
2 votes:
Is it time for the 'Obama is the war criminal-in-chief' talking point again?

Barack Obama - The greatest tyrannical warmonger that was soft on defense
2013-01-29 10:10:15 PM
2 votes:
So let me get this straight: A barely legitimate news source cites a single, completely unreliable news source which claims that it received a hacked E-mail from a British contractor which claims that they were offered a shady deal by a Qatari organization which totally promises it has authority from "Washington" (not naming the US government specifically) to deliver chemical weapons to Syria.

www.eeew.net
2013-01-29 09:10:37 PM
2 votes:
FTFA:

It reads: 'Phil... We've got a new offer. It's about Syria again. Qataris propose an attractive deal and swear that the idea is approved by Washington.

You misspelled Tel Aviv.
2013-01-30 11:35:33 AM
1 votes:
If this is true (assertions from the article) the Republicans might actually have their first real Obama political scandal to exploit.
2013-01-30 09:28:06 AM
1 votes:

oryx: The refusal to believe the United States would conduct a false flag operation is INSANE.


What about the belief that they are based on one unsubstantiated email that refers to a third party "swearing" that they have US approval?
2013-01-30 09:20:16 AM
1 votes:
The email doesn't say WHEN it was "approved by Washington."

Perhaps "approved by Washington" was a reference to Reagan's arming of Saddam Hussein and ignoring his use of chemical weapons on his own people.

According to Infowars.com, the December 25 email was sent from Britam's Business Development Director David Goulding to company founder Philip Doughty.

Sounds legit.

It reads: 'Phil... We've got a new offer. It's about Syria again. Qataris propose an attractive deal and swear that the idea is approved by Washington.

And if we can't trust the Qataris when they "swear" that they have a third party's approval, who can we trust?

www.atariage.com
2013-01-30 09:16:06 AM
1 votes:
National Enquirer is jealous.


i can't imagine even the U.S. doing something that stupid.

then again, History has shown we're pretty much capable of doing anything as long as we can be certain the spin is right.


we invaded Iraq by mistake which resulted in ~200,000 dead iraqi's


ooops.
2013-01-30 08:59:35 AM
1 votes:
The refusal to believe the United States would conduct a false flag operation is INSANE.
2013-01-30 07:54:01 AM
1 votes:

NobleHam: So the Daily Mail said that InfoWars said that these contractors said that the Qataris said that Michelle Obama's hairdresser said that her friend Suzie's cousin who works at the Pentagon heard that her boss approved a chemical attack on Syria! I know, totally messed up, right?!


I guess it's pretty serious.
2013-01-30 07:52:17 AM
1 votes:
i208.photobucket.com

I think this deserves a congressional investigation -Rand Paul
2013-01-30 04:20:49 AM
1 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: Fail in Human Form: Allow me to sum up Alex Jones' position on Syria. The NWO is desperate and is losing the fight for our firearms. We must be disarmed before they can start rounding us up in FEMA camps, destroy the dollar, impose Chinese style working conditions on us, and then exterminate 99% of the population with a bio weapon so the new "royalty" can use its robot army to run the Earth with the select few humans remaining. Since the government runs Al Qaida, they're going to be directed by the president (who is a puppet of the NWO) to gain access to chemical weapons and use them against Syrian people as a pretext for starting WWIII. Then ensuing destruction, and desperate population, will allow the NWO to further their agenda before "enough people wake up" and realize their plans (which I won't type out because there's wayyy to many to list).

/I did not make any of that up, that's exactly what he's saying everyday on his show

I gotta start tuning into this guy.  He sounds hilarious.


About a month ago, while whiling away the time waiting for my son's wrestling practice to end, I hit the tuner on the car radio to see what was worth listening to - when I discovered the joy that is the Alex Jones show. (BTW, it seems to alternate on my local station with any number of other "liberty" types. Some who seem to be more grounded in reality than others, but all of whom seemed to be convinced that there is some over-riding grand conspiracy of some sort being unleashed or managed by the "powers that be" to rule over us.) What was written and quoted above is a damned near verbatim account of what Alex Jones typically says.

But I will say, listening to Jones and his counterparts on the local "liberty" station has been very entertaining for the most part. I did not realize, until listening, that I was just one of the "sheeple" who was being controlled and manipulated by having had all of my vaccinations. By the "chemtrail" large scale population (mind control) agents being unleashed by the US Air Force on a daily basis. That the "government owned" media was being used to brainwash us ignorant masses into playing along with the conspiracy. And ultimately, I (and you) are being lead like innocent lambs to slaughter because we just didn't know the "truth." But, all the while we are blissfully unaware of the situation it is "brave souls" like Alex Jones who risk their lives, liberty and property by informing us of all of these things the NWO Govt is doing to us at such great personal sacrifice.

During the advertisements, dominated by MLM vitamin/mineral scams, emergency supply providers, like freeze dried meals and water decontamination units, along with "liberty" garden supplies to grow your own food for the upcoming Zombie apocalypse, I was completely surprised that no one was selling special "sunglasses" which would allow you to see things as they really are and help us identify the aliens among us who are really controlling things.

I really didn't know much about Jones until then, But it caused me to go back and read/listen to some of his earlier predictions and claims - what a hoot! To think that anyone with a functioning IQ above that of a glass of water could listen to this guy and think he had any credibility is simply astounding.
2013-01-30 03:42:45 AM
1 votes:

Satyagraha: Read about "Operation Northwoods" if you don't believe America is capable of committing a False Flag attack


The fact that it didn't happen kinds puts a damper on that assertion.  All you can say is that America is capable of CONSIDERING THEN REJECTING a false flag attack.

Kennedy: [about the Operation Northwoods] For a time, I was tempted by the offer.
Advisor: How long a time?
Kennedy: 0.68 seconds. For a President, that is nearly an eternity.
2013-01-30 02:33:53 AM
1 votes:

Wayne 985: Wayne 985: This is Alex Jones, the man in charge of InfoWars:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uR2UXmTGK4M

Worth a laugh, but keep in mind this maniac has a lot of followers.

Even better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uR2UXmTGK4M


This one's better Link
2013-01-30 02:12:19 AM
1 votes:
The Government has already used drones to spray all of downtown Portland with LSD.

/it's the only explanation.
2013-01-30 01:08:56 AM
1 votes:

jehovahs witness protection: The refusal to believe Obama isn't absolutely perfect is INSANE.


Dear god. I can't believe of ALL People, you're believing an infowars article cited in the Daily Fail.

Want to buy a Bridge in Brooklyn.
2013-01-30 12:58:01 AM
1 votes:
Allow me to sum up Alex Jones' position on Syria. The NWO is desperate and is losing the fight for our firearms. We must be disarmed before they can start rounding us up in FEMA camps, destroy the dollar, impose Chinese style working conditions on us, and then exterminate 99% of the population with a bio weapon so the new "royalty" can use its robot army to run the Earth with the select few humans remaining. Since the government runs Al Qaida, they're going to be directed by the president (who is a puppet of the NWO) to gain access to chemical weapons and use them against Syrian people as a pretext for starting WWIII. Then ensuing destruction, and desperate population, will allow the NWO to further their agenda before "enough people wake up" and realize their plans (which I won't type out because there's wayyy to many to list).


/I did not make any of that up, that's exactly what he's saying everyday on his show
2013-01-30 12:57:26 AM
1 votes:

Grungehamster: Mentat: Leaked emails from defense contractor refers to chemical weapons saying 'the idea is approved by Washington'

Well, I'm convinced.

It's not even that: it's a British defense contractor saying that Qatar had contacted them about selling chemical weapons to Syrian rebels and then said "the United States would totally approve of it if you did it." It's an e-mail from someone claiming they were told by a second person that a third person would grant approval to a program. It's weaker than hearsay.

But if we don't treat this as something that is probably true it shows how we worship Obama apparently.


Infowars.com has more pulitzers than dogs consumed by Obama. Study it out!
2013-01-30 12:48:46 AM
1 votes:
This is a ridiculous misunderstanding Obama sent Assad a gift card for a chemical peel for his birthday. Not murdered civilians with chemical weapons. This is a nonstory.
2013-01-30 12:38:13 AM
1 votes:
"Approved by Washington" huh? So.......Starbucks is doing this?
2013-01-30 12:31:40 AM
1 votes:
Glenn Beck raped and chemically gassed a sovereign nation in 2013.
2013-01-30 12:30:15 AM
1 votes:
My Canadian girlfriend says it's true.
2013-01-30 12:09:17 AM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-01-29 11:54:28 PM
1 votes:

DoomPaul: It makes no sense.

If the US wanted a false flag chemical attack to pin on Assad, why not use the rebels they are in contact with in Syria (some of who already have makeshift chemical weapons) or just use US intelligence assets in the country? Outsourcing this to third parties just adds to the chance things go wrong.


or launch them from a boat in the Mediterranean. Then BO can be all "Who you gonna believe, me or this dude who looks like he should be on Shahs of Sunset? Cmon, world. Let's be real."
2013-01-29 11:50:19 PM
1 votes:
so, 'approved by Washington' means the white house and Obama?

1. could have been bullshiat and not approved
2. could have been from his boss in washington
3. could be total bullcrap and completely made up

I'm going with 3 alex
2013-01-29 11:46:38 PM
1 votes:

Bungles: If The Daily Mail thought this was even slightly legit, don't you think they'd you know, lead with it?

As opposed to the 40th story on their website, and not in the paper edition at all?


Sometimes you can only slip in the tip of truth to start with.
2013-01-29 11:44:31 PM
1 votes:

jehovahs witness protection: The refusal to believe Obama isn't absolutely perfect is INSANE.


You are literally one of the most retarded people I have ever seen on the planet. I consider it a miracle that you have managed to survive living on this planet for as long as you have and are able to figure out how to utilize a computer to get yourself onto the internet. In short, your existence has convinced me that God does in fact actually exist and that he is a sadistic bastard with a sick sense of humour.

/not constructive.
//needed to be said anyway.
2013-01-29 11:17:57 PM
1 votes:

Sgt Otter: So that's why they nick-named him "Boom-Boom!"


i49.tinypic.com

"Please excuse U.S. forces from this free-for-all. Sincerely, Epstein's Mother."
2013-01-29 11:10:26 PM
1 votes:

Aar1012: Is it time for the 'Obama is the war criminal-in-chief' talking point again?

Barack Obama - The greatest tyrannical warmonger that was soft on defense


Well, he's already the most incompetent empty suit to single-handedly bring down America.

And the most dictatorial, imperial President ever who never gets anything done.
2013-01-29 10:23:17 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-01-29 09:26:07 PM
1 votes:
i50.tinypic.com
2013-01-29 09:00:36 PM
1 votes:
Seems legit.
2013-01-29 08:59:00 PM
1 votes:
i50.tinypic.com
 
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