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(Daily Mail)   Barack Obama to Bashar al-Assad: Using chemical warfare on your civilians is TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE...unless we do it first   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 174
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2013-01-29 08:50:32 PM  
That e-mail is dated Christmas at 2:57 a.m. I think that's a clue it was sent by Santa Claus.
 
2013-01-29 08:59:00 PM  
i50.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-29 09:00:36 PM  
Seems legit.
 
2013-01-29 09:02:58 PM  
The Daily Mail sourcing Infowars? That's dividing the derp by zero.
 
2013-01-29 09:10:37 PM  
FTFA:

It reads: 'Phil... We've got a new offer. It's about Syria again. Qataris propose an attractive deal and swear that the idea is approved by Washington.

You misspelled Tel Aviv.
 
2013-01-29 09:20:10 PM  
lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-01-29 09:26:07 PM  
i50.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-29 09:26:56 PM  
Leaked emails from defense contractor refers to chemical weapons saying 'the idea is approved by Washington'

Well, I'm convinced.
 
2013-01-29 09:31:46 PM  
The refusal to believe Obama isn't absolutely perfect is INSANE.
 
2013-01-29 09:33:00 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: The refusal to believe Obama isn't absolutely perfect is INSANE.


I like how you think believing this crap from Infowars makes you sane.
 
2013-01-29 09:34:50 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: The refusal to believe Obama isn't absolutely perfect is INSANE.


When this gets picked up by Al Jazeera, Reuters, AFP, NPR, or BBC as a legitimate story I'll listen.
 
2013-01-29 09:35:35 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: jehovahs witness protection: The refusal to believe Obama isn't absolutely perfect is INSANE.

I like how you think believing this crap from Infowars makes you sane.


This.

doyner: jehovahs witness protection: The refusal to believe Obama isn't absolutely perfect is INSANE.

When this gets picked up by Al Jazeera, Reuters, AFP, NPR, or BBC as a legitimate story I'll listen.


And that.
 
2013-01-29 10:01:05 PM  
Sounds kind of the far end of the stupid range for President Obama. However, that's about the least worrisome scenario aside from the basic "this is all bullshiat".
 
2013-01-29 10:03:05 PM  
i1162.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-29 10:10:15 PM  
So let me get this straight: A barely legitimate news source cites a single, completely unreliable news source which claims that it received a hacked E-mail from a British contractor which claims that they were offered a shady deal by a Qatari organization which totally promises it has authority from "Washington" (not naming the US government specifically) to deliver chemical weapons to Syria.

www.eeew.net
 
2013-01-29 10:10:58 PM  
38 clicks; will post to Scary on 29 Jan 2013 at 11:25 PM

Da fuq?
 
2013-01-29 10:18:03 PM  

NewportBarGuy: 38 clicks; will post to Scary on 29 Jan 2013 at 11:25 PM

Da fuq?


That tab is used on Ultra Fark during Halloween and Super Bowl week.
 
2013-01-29 10:23:17 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-29 10:36:44 PM  
According to Infowars.com, the December 25 email was sent from Britam's Business Development Director David Goulding to company founder Philip Doughty.

Okay, guys, I'll contact that Time Cube guy and see if he can provide any additional details or background.
 
2013-01-29 10:43:51 PM  

Sid_6.7: Okay, guys, I'll contact that Time Cube guy and see if he can provide any additional details or background.


i49.tinypic.com


Also...

i45.tinypic.com

"Those weapons of mass destruction gotta be somewhere!?"


Good times!
 
2013-01-29 10:54:42 PM  
According to infowars.org...

i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-29 11:04:53 PM  
According to Infowars.com

Annnnd close window.
 
2013-01-29 11:05:21 PM  

Mentat: Leaked emails from defense contractor refers to chemical weapons saying 'the idea is approved by Washington'

Well, I'm convinced.


www.sitcomsonline.com

So that's why they nick-named him "Boom-Boom!"
 
2013-01-29 11:05:52 PM  
Is it time for the 'Obama is the war criminal-in-chief' talking point again?

Barack Obama - The greatest tyrannical warmonger that was soft on defense
 
2013-01-29 11:08:09 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: The refusal to believe Obama isn't absolutely perfect is INSANE.


So, the options are either

1) I believe Obama is absolutely perfect, or
2) I believe he's threatening chemical warfare?

Are you sure those are the only options?
 
2013-01-29 11:10:26 PM  

Aar1012: Is it time for the 'Obama is the war criminal-in-chief' talking point again?

Barack Obama - The greatest tyrannical warmonger that was soft on defense


Well, he's already the most incompetent empty suit to single-handedly bring down America.

And the most dictatorial, imperial President ever who never gets anything done.
 
2013-01-29 11:17:57 PM  

Sgt Otter: So that's why they nick-named him "Boom-Boom!"


i49.tinypic.com

"Please excuse U.S. forces from this free-for-all. Sincerely, Epstein's Mother."
 
2013-01-29 11:27:15 PM  
Daily Fail.  Nope.
 
2013-01-29 11:30:23 PM  

KarmicDisaster: Daily Fail.  Nope.


Daily Fail citing Infowars, no less.
 
2013-01-29 11:32:26 PM  
cdn.motinetwork.net

/I'm more likely to trust tea leaves and phone psychics than the Daily Mail and Infowars.
//They're more likely to be in the same dimension as the truth, too.
 
2013-01-29 11:35:22 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-29 11:38:35 PM  
A single, highly-implausible email that incriminates three countries in the use of chemical weapons on civilians in an attempt to frame Assad? This sounds almost exactly like something the Russians would fake. Probably because the Russians faked it.
 
2013-01-29 11:39:10 PM  
I'd post the "Smells like Bullshiat" jpg, but the 50s housewife is wearing a gas mask for some reason.
 
2013-01-29 11:39:20 PM  
Seriously though, why can't so many Republicans dislike someone's politics WITHOUT assuming they're farking supervillains?
 
2013-01-29 11:43:00 PM  
Secret info recovered by infowars.com, you say?

askapic.com
 
2013-01-29 11:44:31 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: The refusal to believe Obama isn't absolutely perfect is INSANE.


You are literally one of the most retarded people I have ever seen on the planet. I consider it a miracle that you have managed to survive living on this planet for as long as you have and are able to figure out how to utilize a computer to get yourself onto the internet. In short, your existence has convinced me that God does in fact actually exist and that he is a sadistic bastard with a sick sense of humour.

/not constructive.
//needed to be said anyway.
 
2013-01-29 11:44:43 PM  
Heh, read the comments. They make our troll accounts sound educated.
 
2013-01-29 11:45:21 PM  
If The Daily Mail thought this was even slightly legit, don't you think they'd you know, lead with it?

As opposed to the 40th story on their website, and not in the paper edition at all?
 
2013-01-29 11:46:38 PM  

Bungles: If The Daily Mail thought this was even slightly legit, don't you think they'd you know, lead with it?

As opposed to the 40th story on their website, and not in the paper edition at all?


Sometimes you can only slip in the tip of truth to start with.
 
2013-01-29 11:49:26 PM  
Wasn't there some SS officer at Nuremburg who got off because he proved Allied forces carried out the same actions he was accused of? A war crime can be defined as "something we didn't do."

/getting bored of the Middle East
//looking forward to the Scramble for Africa reboot
 
2013-01-29 11:50:17 PM  
fark you Daily Fail. Citing infowars after the jump is NOT COOL.
 
2013-01-29 11:50:19 PM  
so, 'approved by Washington' means the white house and Obama?

1. could have been bullshiat and not approved
2. could have been from his boss in washington
3. could be total bullcrap and completely made up

I'm going with 3 alex
 
2013-01-29 11:52:20 PM  
What is up with these Hussein's and their love for chemical weapons??!
 
2013-01-29 11:52:35 PM  
It makes no sense.

If the US wanted a false flag chemical attack to pin on Assad, why not use the rebels they are in contact with in Syria (some of who already have makeshift chemical weapons) or just use US intelligence assets in the country? Outsourcing this to third parties just adds to the chance things go wrong.
 
2013-01-29 11:53:03 PM  

1derful: fark you Daily Fail. Citing infowars after the jump is NOT COOL.


citing infowars isn't cool anywhere. After the jump just makes it downright tricksy
 
2013-01-29 11:54:26 PM  
According to infowars?

Say boss, our Norwegian friends want us to use our assets in Mozambique to make the Mexican nukes look like Swedish penguins.

Sounds kooky, but it is a bunch of money in it for us.

Hope we don't get hacked!

Love ya Bunch, Signed Barry Soreto
 
2013-01-29 11:54:28 PM  

DoomPaul: It makes no sense.

If the US wanted a false flag chemical attack to pin on Assad, why not use the rebels they are in contact with in Syria (some of who already have makeshift chemical weapons) or just use US intelligence assets in the country? Outsourcing this to third parties just adds to the chance things go wrong.


or launch them from a boat in the Mediterranean. Then BO can be all "Who you gonna believe, me or this dude who looks like he should be on Shahs of Sunset? Cmon, world. Let's be real."
 
2013-01-29 11:58:56 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: The refusal to believe Obama isn't absolutely perfect is INSANE.


No, it's a refusal to believe Obama isn't absolutely insane, which would have to be the case were this true.
 
2013-01-29 11:59:28 PM  
When u people gonna learn Democrats always right Rethuglicans alway wrong!
 
2013-01-30 12:02:32 AM  

jehovahs witness protection: The refusal to believe Obama isn't absolutely perfect is INSANE.


The belief that he is some mad dictator who is a muslin fascist Hitler-like socialist who was born in Kenya while being evil enough to take everyone's guns is INSANE.
 
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