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(Nola.com)   "When they asked him to clothe himself, the man, instead, broke into song and began to masturbate, according to authorities"   (nola.com ) divider line
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2013-01-29 07:46:22 PM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhNneU5shTs

"jackin it jackin it jackity jack "
 
2013-01-29 07:48:10 PM  
Ah, Fridays in Gretna.
 
2013-01-29 08:06:48 PM  
But what was he singing? My thought:

Michael Jackson's Beat It
 
2013-01-29 08:12:15 PM  
I gotta be meeeeeeee!  I gotta be meeee!

Whether I find a place in this world or never belong....I gotta be.  OOOOOOF!

You can arrest me now, I'm sated.
 
2013-01-29 08:13:14 PM  
Masturbate! Masturbate! Wank to the mus-ic!
 
2013-01-29 08:15:27 PM  
Every time I see a headline even vaguely similar my first reaction is to wonder if THIS is finally the time they caught my friend Josh...
 
2013-01-29 08:22:50 PM  
Well, at least he was focused.
 
2013-01-29 08:25:00 PM  

TommyymmoT: Masturbate! Masturbate! Wank to the mus-ic!


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2013-01-29 08:46:08 PM  
The Aristocrats!
 
2013-01-29 08:46:39 PM  
Worst. Musical. Ever.
 
2013-01-29 08:47:37 PM  
I don't see anything wrong here. It is a God given right to masturbate whenever and wherever we choose. Now may I take your order?
 
2013-01-29 08:47:48 PM  
Sigh....another addition to my bucket list.
 
2013-01-29 08:48:28 PM  
its good to have hobbies
 
2013-01-29 08:49:35 PM  
"Break into song and masturbate" will henceforth be my go-to behavior when I am uncertain how to behave in a social situation.
 
2013-01-29 08:50:05 PM  
A freind of mine is a psychiatric nurse and this is his backup plan if the bank robbery goes awry, it's better to be int he psych ward than the prison cell

also

Dave Chappelle - BUS HOSTAGE
 
2013-01-29 08:50:07 PM  
 
2013-01-29 08:50:19 PM  
Gives a whole new meaning to "unplugged"......
 
2013-01-29 08:50:42 PM  
Woah! Misuse of the Stupid tag detected; Hero tag must be yankin' it.
 
2013-01-29 08:50:51 PM  

unlikely: Every time I see a headline even vaguely similar my first reaction is to wonder if THIS is finally the time they caught my friend Josh...


I had the same reaction, but about a Jim I drink with sometimes.
 
2013-01-29 08:50:53 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-29 08:52:00 PM  
For some reason, I first read that headline as "When they asked him to clone himself..."
 
2013-01-29 08:52:44 PM  
"Hernandez eventually redressed"

"...it's best to just let 'im finish." - Cousin Eddie
 
2013-01-29 08:53:05 PM  
I don't think I could publicly rub one out under police pressure AND carry a tune WHILE drunk. I say give this guy a medal and add this to the Olympics.

/Maybe then it might be worth watching.
//Assuming all the athletes were women.
 
2013-01-29 08:57:02 PM  
Was this perchance the same guy in the earlier story who got the new arms?
 
2013-01-29 08:59:35 PM  
That is exactly what I would do if I were him. That might have been the apropriate response to the situation, and who the hell are we to judge him, anyway?
 
2013-01-29 09:07:27 PM  
..Well, who hasn't?
 
2013-01-29 09:08:25 PM  
I like to call that "Wednesday".
 
2013-01-29 09:10:38 PM  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: TommyymmoT: Masturbate! Masturbate! Wank to the mus-ic!

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I was referring to the Three Dog Night  song "Celebrate"

I believe you are referring to the Bangles.

 "Wank Like An Egyptian"

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-29 09:13:08 PM  
Brenda was also charged with resisting arrest without violence.

Without? Alrightey then.
 
2013-01-29 09:31:56 PM  
Life is beautiful.
 
2013-01-29 09:39:46 PM  
i50.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-29 09:51:48 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: But what was he singing? My thought:

Michael Jackson's Beat It


"Oh happy days are here again!"
 
2013-01-29 09:57:49 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: But what was he singing? My thought:

Michael Jackson's Beat It


"My bologna has a first name, its O-s-c-a-r..."
 
2013-01-29 10:07:53 PM  
These authorities -- clothing fashion authorities, music authorities, or teenagers?
 
2013-01-29 10:21:55 PM  
 
2013-01-29 10:24:01 PM  
I occasionally have nightmares about drinking so much I black out, then waking up in a jail cell with that kind of news story about me playing on the TV.
 
2013-01-29 10:46:58 PM  
My wife's cousin had done this sober in a tree. He finished before climbing down to face authorities. He isn't welcome in our home anymore.

/I wish I was kidding
//Just glad the incident took place somewhere else.
 
2013-01-29 11:29:40 PM  
*sung to the tune of: If I Only Had a Brain*

"Oh, I would while away the hours
Wanking in the flowers
My heart all full of song

I'd be gilding all the lilies
As I waved about my willy
If only I had a schlong.'"


Obscure?
 
2013-01-29 11:32:52 PM  

lack of warmth: My wife's cousin had done this sober in a tree. He finished before climbing down to face authorities. He isn't welcome in our home anymore.

/I wish I was kidding
//Just glad the incident took place somewhere else.


My wife's cousin,
Jacking in a tree.
j-a-c-k-i-n-g.
First comes the dude,
Then come the cops.
His visits to our home
Have all but stopped.

/I spent too much time on that
//I'm sorry
 
2013-01-29 11:36:49 PM  

Elmo Jones: lack of warmth: My wife's cousin had done this sober in a tree. He finished before climbing down to face authorities. He isn't welcome in our home anymore.

/I wish I was kidding
//Just glad the incident took place somewhere else.

My wife's cousin,
Jacking in a tree.
j-a-c-k-i-n-g.
First comes the dude,
Then come the cops.
His visits to our home
Have all but stopped.

/I spent too much time on that
//I'm sorry


I was actually thinking:

It's raining (se)men.
Hallelujah.
It's raining (se)men.
Hey hey.
 
2013-01-29 11:44:17 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: But what was he singing? My thought:

Michael Jackson's Beat It


I was thinking maybe something by Lonely Island.
 
2013-01-30 12:22:32 AM  
It can't be any stranger than gang members leaping down the street in perfect choreography, I suppose; although less appealing to watch.
 
2013-01-30 12:43:21 AM  
I don't want anybody else, when I think about you I touch myself, I honestly do.
 
2013-01-30 01:09:37 AM  
Dad?
 
2013-01-30 01:36:43 AM  
 
2013-01-30 01:44:47 AM  

TommyymmoT: Fark Rye For Many Whores: TommyymmoT: Masturbate! Masturbate! Wank to the mus-ic!

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I was referring to the Three Dog Night  song "Celebrate"

I believe you are referring to the Bangles.

 "Wank Like An Egyptian"

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 499x426]


And I believe you are both referring to the Swinging Erudites:

i.imgur.com

"Walk with an Erection"
 
2013-01-30 02:30:10 AM  

Twilight Farkle: TommyymmoT: Fark Rye For Many Whores: TommyymmoT: Masturbate! Masturbate! Wank to the mus-ic!

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I was referring to the Three Dog Night  song "Celebrate"

I believe you are referring to the Bangles.

 "Wank Like An Egyptian"

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 499x426]

And I believe you are both referring to the Swinging Erudites:

[i.imgur.com image 500x500]

"Walk with an Erection"


I didn't know that existed. Thanks.
Love the label. Song was kind of weak though.
 
2013-01-30 03:36:30 AM  
I'm thinking Dave Brockie Experiment.
 
2013-01-30 03:37:13 AM  

MajorBurns: I'm thinking Dave Brockie Experiment.


Errr.... Experience, not experiment
 
2013-01-30 10:35:39 AM  
judging by the name, and they said they didnt recognize the song, my guess he is a foreign invader....er new citizen soon
 
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