MaudlinMutantMollusk: Great-grandma can't remember dick/literally
FirstNationalBastard: ...drunkenly, with the african-american gentleman who was employed as a server at the fancy party she and great-grandpa were at when he got a little tipsy and hit on the hostess and she wanted to get even with him so she decided to see if the rumors she had heard about how they were endowed "down there" were true?
fusillade762: opening up pornography for a wider female marketCandida Royalle has been doing that since the early 80s. Just because someone has jumped on the Downton Abbey bandwagon doesn't make it revolutionary.
Trolly McTrollerson: Pocket Ninja did it.
iheartscotch: Um; I'm pretty sure great-granny doesn't remember what she had for breakfast this morning; much less that tryst she had with that African American girl in the hay loft circa 1880.
lockers: Trolly McTrollerson: Pocket Ninja did it.That is a thing of beauty. Do you have the comment about the performance artist who masturbates on sleeping women on the subway?
BronyMedic: Behold, the pocketninja glory:There are young people, I know, who look on the idea of people older than they...people like us, people only 70 years young...enjoying physical intimacy and feel repulsed by the idea. Sickened, even. But they don't know. They don't know how beautiful it is, how it feels to be lying there in the marital bed, with the hollow worn like a comfortable cave into the center of the mattress from all those decades of showing your love for each other. They don't know what it's like to be waiting there, quivering, your tender breasts nestled softly into your armpits, your body quivering in anticipation, your sex wet with desire and a half tube of petroleum jelly. And then he comes in, shuffling across the floor in a half trot of pure passion, and he collapses beside you and wheezes in your ear and you run your hand down his chest, feel the thin wires of hair and fleshy wrinkles. And you know what he wants, of course you do, you've already taken out your teeth, they're floating there in their jar beside the bed like twin lines of pearls, and when you take him into your mouth your mind flashes back to dim childhood memories, licorice sticks and chocolate softened by the sun. And you feel his hands wind into your hair, feel his hips bucking, and you slide your own hand underneath him, pushing past the soft mounds of his rear to find that one spot, slick now with the anti-hemorrhoid cream that makes such a perfect lubricant, and you slide your finger inside, touch him in that one spot he's always loved, and you feel his hips bucking against your face and he's moaning, "Oh, Esther. Esther!" like he does and you know the time is close for you to mount him, to ride him like that horse you used to have when you were just a little girl in North Dakota and didn't understand the hot flame sensation between your legs on those long, backroad afternoons. Blake, that mighty stallion, whose manhood you spent an afternoon exploring in the barn until that one mom ...
Shadow Blasko: And I'm spent
Barricaded Gunman: iheartscotch: Um; I'm pretty sure great-granny doesn't remember what she had for breakfast this morning; much less that tryst she had with that African American girl in the hay loft circa 1880.Daguerrotypes or it didn't happen.
ukexpat: Banging is banging, whatever the period.
Smeggy Smurf: But nobody envies me because I'm an asshole.
Darth_Lukecash: Remember the good old days, where a white man could rape their way accross the lands without retribution? Pepperidge Farms remembers.
fanbladesaresharp: Grandma? Bullshiat. Great grandma. And Great, great grandma. Good enough for 16 offspring so those old broads got their shiat going on, regardless.
TV's Vinnie: So, does that mean Brazzers is gonna do "Lysol Douche" videos?[img440.imageshack.us image 477x1024]
BronyMedic: ukexpat: Banging is banging, whatever the period.[www.geekscape.net image 850x462]
fusillade762: Candida Royalle
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