Theonceovertwice: Smeggy Smurf: Theonceovertwice: Smeggy Smurf: Theonceovertwice: RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: Having sex twice a week is "lots?"Considering I haven't had sex in 9 months, yes.There are these things called drunk fatties. 9 months is by your own choice.Of course it is. I want something real. I guess that's too much to ask for these days.OK, on a serious note have you tried taking dance lessons? The broads love that shiat. It gets you up close and personal with them. You get to get your hands all over them in ways that would normally get you slapped or maced. It's fun and it's all about them. Plus during the lessons they have you switch to a different broad every few minutes so you get to interact with 10-15 different women during each lesson.I took Mrs. Smurf out dancing for our first date. The shiat works. Try it.I'm not into women. I AM one.
maram500: Goddamn article says we should be running 20 miles a week...Hell. No.That's 3 miles a day, every day. That'll kill you.
i.r.id10t: RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: Having sex twice a week is "lots?"If you are married, it is an almost unheard of amount.. especially if you have kids
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