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2013-01-29 05:24:19 PM
DRINK OVALTINE
 
2013-01-29 05:26:11 PM
Having sex twice a week is "lots?"
 
2013-01-29 05:27:43 PM

RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: Having sex twice a week is "lots?"


This article must have been submitted by a TFer.

/not me
//seriously
///why are you looking at me like that?
 
2013-01-29 05:28:47 PM

RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: Having sex twice a week is "lots?"


To some folks... yes.
 
2013-01-29 05:29:06 PM

RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: Having sex twice a week is "lots?"


When your 68, having sex twice a week is just a memory.
 
2013-01-29 05:29:44 PM

RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: Having sex twice a week is "lots?"


That's a lot of begging...
 
2013-01-29 05:30:36 PM
My cat doesn't increase my lifespan? Lousy adorable freeloader.
 
2013-01-29 05:30:58 PM

RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: Having sex twice a week is "lots?"


For some of you, this will mean much less sex.

For me, much, much more.
 
2013-01-29 05:31:35 PM
A lot of nice round numbers and general statements. I am calling bs.
 
2013-01-29 05:32:23 PM
And you don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim
 
2013-01-29 05:33:13 PM
Does dancing in amounts other than 3 times a week yield non-corresponding amounts of exercise?

/How does pedantry affect longevity?
 
2013-01-29 05:33:19 PM

Point02GPA: RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: Having sex twice a week is "lots?"

When your 68, having sex twice a week is just a memory.


When my 68 does what?
 
2013-01-29 05:35:09 PM

jmayson: Point02GPA: RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: Having sex twice a week is "lots?"

When your 68, having sex twice a week is just a memory.

When my 68 does what?


Nice catch...enjoy
 
2013-01-29 05:35:52 PM
Sex is good cardio. I dont understand the Twitter
 
2013-01-29 05:38:44 PM
Get a bloody dog? Hell no.

I'm 67, expecting to be 68 later this year (with any luck).

What's going to happen, Point02GPA? Is there something they didn't tell me? I'm frightened.
 
2013-01-29 05:41:13 PM
Live longer? No thanks. Been at it for too long already.
 
2013-01-29 05:42:11 PM

Tillmaster: Get a bloody dog? Hell no.

I'm 67, expecting to be 68 later this year (with any luck).

What's going to happen, Point02GPA? Is there something they didn't tell me? I'm frightened.


First thing you're going to remember is that you already have a dog.
 
2013-01-29 05:43:17 PM

Point02GPA: jmayson: Point02GPA: RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: Having sex twice a week is "lots?"

When your 68, having sex twice a week is just a memory.

When my 68 does what?

Nice catch...enjoy


I'm 60ish and live by the old adage..."Once a king; always a king, but once a week's enough..." ;^)

/doing 17 of the 25 (if you count hanging out on Fark as Twittering...)
 
2013-01-29 05:43:53 PM

RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: Having sex twice a week is "lots?"


How many dicks is that?
 
2013-01-29 05:44:02 PM
Eating porridge didn't seem to help the Three Bears. Not sayin', just sayin'.
 
2013-01-29 05:46:41 PM
Can I sue people who say "No." for attempted murder then?
 
2013-01-29 05:46:41 PM
Looking for http://twitter.com/DrewCurtis/ where he was drunk and spelled it twatter and then nuked the Pol tab. Anyone remember this?
 
2013-01-29 05:49:22 PM
Don't divorce?
The twin with the divorce looked older.
Maybe that is because their marriage sucked and the stress of constantly fighting with someone you live with aged them.
 
2013-01-29 05:54:09 PM
Owning a cat will shorten your lifespan because they are constantly plotting to kill you. Or at least mine is
 
2013-01-29 05:54:59 PM
Can I not use teh Twitters and just have more secks?
 
2013-01-29 05:55:06 PM
That read like a guide to better consumerism.
 
2013-01-29 05:56:32 PM
A 12-year-long study of coffee drinkers revealed that men and women who drink six cups of coffee a day reduce their risk of dying by 10% and 15%, respectively.

Except the folks able or needing to drink six cups of coffee a day tend to work inside in low stress but high boredom positions while living reasonably comfortably and having health care, because six cups of coffee is not a magic number to simply stave off mortality but is an indicator of a host of factors which contribute directly to longer life span. Will say the same goes for the majority of those where the overall lifestyle, including risk-taking behavior and such, is the cause of longer life and those behaviors. Easier to live longer when you're not uninsured, in manual labor, with a savings account, and time for additional exercise.
 
2013-01-29 05:59:22 PM
Who wrote the sloppy text for this? "...who drink six cups of coffee a day reduce their risk of dying...."
 
2013-01-29 06:03:35 PM
Six cups of coffee per day? How does your heart not burst out of your chest?
 
2013-01-29 06:08:15 PM

Point02GPA: RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: Having sex twice a week is "lots?"

When your 68, having sex twice a week is just a memory.


But at 69, things are different...
 
2013-01-29 06:12:09 PM
Twitter? Really?
 
2013-01-29 06:16:10 PM

Vangor: A 12-year-long study of coffee drinkers revealed that men and women who drink six cups of coffee a day reduce their risk of dying by 10% and 15%, respectively.

Except the folks able or needing to drink six cups of coffee a day tend to work inside in low stress but high boredom positions while living reasonably comfortably and having health care, because six cups of coffee is not a magic number to simply stave off mortality but is an indicator of a host of factors which contribute directly to longer life span. Will say the same goes for the majority of those where the overall lifestyle, including risk-taking behavior and such, is the cause of longer life and those behaviors. Easier to live longer when you're not uninsured, in manual labor, with a savings account, and time for additional exercise.


Are you trying to say that drinking 60 cups a day won't make me immortal? Seriously, I wonder if it's a curve that peaks at 6 or if it's "6 or more." It'd be nice if there were some charts or something instead of a stylized clipart graphic of what a cup of coffee might look like; sort of a waste of page space.
 
2013-01-29 06:19:07 PM
So, drinking 80 to 120 cup of coffee a day makes you immortal. Also, I have 1.5 orgasms a week and sometimes I pull out. Am I gonna die?

/This study has been brought to you by the following:

Tweeter
Skype
National Retail Federation
Our wives
 
2013-01-29 06:20:19 PM

ProfessorOhki: Vangor: A 12-year-long study of coffee drinkers revealed that men and women who drink six cups of coffee a day reduce their risk of dying by 10% and 15%, respectively.

Except the folks able or needing to drink six cups of coffee a day tend to work inside in low stress but high boredom positions while living reasonably comfortably and having health care, because six cups of coffee is not a magic number to simply stave off mortality but is an indicator of a host of factors which contribute directly to longer life span. Will say the same goes for the majority of those where the overall lifestyle, including risk-taking behavior and such, is the cause of longer life and those behaviors. Easier to live longer when you're not uninsured, in manual labor, with a savings account, and time for additional exercise.

Are you trying to say that drinking 60 cups a day won't make me immortal? Seriously, I wonder if it's a curve that peaks at 6 or if it's "6 or more." It'd be nice if there were some charts or something instead of a stylized clipart graphic of what a cup of coffee might look like; sort of a waste of page space.


GMTA
 
2013-01-29 06:21:41 PM

RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: Having sex twice a week is "lots?"



uh-oh we got a badassss over here
 
2013-01-29 06:23:07 PM

fathersaid: RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: Having sex twice a week is "lots?"


uh-oh we got a badassss over here


Oh no no no, I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'.
 
2013-01-29 06:24:40 PM

skinink: DRINK OVALTINE



any friend of ovaltine is a friend of mine.
 
2013-01-29 06:24:54 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: Live longer? No thanks. Been at it for too long already.


That's where I'm at. Only in my late 30's and I'm ready to call it a day.
 
2013-01-29 06:26:02 PM

RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: Having sex twice a week is "lots?"



if you climax 23 times each session it is.
 
2013-01-29 06:26:04 PM
Don't divorce? Really? Staying with that psycho biatch would have killed me had I tried to do it for another year. Or I'd have killed her. Prison ass rape will age you faster than divorce.
 
2013-01-29 06:30:41 PM

RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: Having sex twice a week is "lots?"


If you are married, it is an almost unheard of amount.. especially if you have kids
 
2013-01-29 06:31:14 PM

Linux_Yes: RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: Having sex twice a week is "lots?"


if you climax 23 times each session it is.


That's a lot.
 
2013-01-29 06:31:22 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Don't divorce? Really? Staying with that psycho biatch would have killed me had I tried to do it for another year. Or I'd have killed her. Prison ass rape will age you faster than divorce.


Depends on if it's twice a week.
 
2013-01-29 06:32:13 PM

RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: Having sex twice a week is "lots?"


Considering I haven't had sex in 9 months, yes.
 
2013-01-29 06:34:33 PM
I think more important than having wives and sex, is having birthdays. There seems to be a direct correlation. The more birthdays you have, the longer you live.
 
2013-01-29 06:36:14 PM
including having lots of really good sex, and using Twitter

Preferably not simultaneously
 
2013-01-29 06:38:44 PM
 
2013-01-29 06:39:49 PM

Theonceovertwice: RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: Having sex twice a week is "lots?"

Considering I haven't had sex in 9 months, yes.


I hear ya. I, too, used to be married.
 
2013-01-29 06:40:50 PM
I drink 6-7 XL turbo DD coffees a day.

/170
 
2013-01-29 06:43:20 PM

i.r.id10t: RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: Having sex twice a week is "lots?"

If you are married, it is an almost unheard of amount.. especially if you have kids


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