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2013-01-29 06:44:22 PM  

RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: Theonceovertwice: RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: Having sex twice a week is "lots?"

Considering I haven't had sex in 9 months, yes.

I hear ya. I, too, used to be married.


I'm not married. I'm just tired of people's BS.
 
2013-01-29 06:44:28 PM  

Theonceovertwice: RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: Having sex twice a week is "lots?"

Considering I haven't had sex in 9 months, yes.


There are these things called drunk fatties. 9 months is by your own choice.
 
2013-01-29 06:45:23 PM  

i.r.id10t: RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: Having sex twice a week is "lots?"

If you are married, it is an almost unheard of amount.. especially if you have kids


I must be lucky

/15 yrs
//no kids
 
2013-01-29 06:46:04 PM  

valar_morghulis: Linux_Yes: RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: Having sex twice a week is "lots?"


if you climax 23 times each session it is.

That's a lot.



lol. enough to blow an O'Ring.
 
2013-01-29 06:46:54 PM  

Theonceovertwice: RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: Having sex twice a week is "lots?"

Considering I haven't had sex in 9 months, yes.



Mrs. Palm and her 5 daughters are still interested.
 
2013-01-29 06:47:43 PM  

Luminaro: Six cups of coffee per day? How does your heart not burst out of your chest?



that "scientific study" was paid for by the Coffee Growers of America, no doubt.
 
2013-01-29 06:48:58 PM  
I think calorie reduction is the only proactive thing that's been statistically proven to increase life expectancy in humans. Not dieting or BMI, but long term low calories. Not exercise, vitamins, or any of that crap.

/citation definitely needed, but I'm too lazy
 
2013-01-29 06:48:58 PM  

Linux_Yes: Luminaro: Six cups of coffee per day? How does your heart not burst out of your chest?


that "scientific study" was paid for by the Coffee Growers of America, no doubt.


Nah. The council for treating chronic nightowlism
 
2013-01-29 06:49:54 PM  

Gnu Mutant: I drink 6-7 XL turbo DD coffees a day.

/170



and you are very addicted to caffeine. try stopping for a couple of days and find out how addicted you are.
 
2013-01-29 06:51:02 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Theonceovertwice: RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: Having sex twice a week is "lots?"

Considering I haven't had sex in 9 months, yes.

There are these things called drunk fatties. 9 months is by your own choice.


Of course it is. I want something real. I guess that's too much to ask for these days.
 
2013-01-29 06:51:14 PM  

RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: Having sex twice a week is "lots?"


If you're doing it with another person, then yes.
 
2013-01-29 06:51:49 PM  
Turmeric (and curry) is good stuff. Great way to make food zesty tangy without salt. The fact that it is also a more powerful antioxidant than most health supplements is a nice bonus.
 
2013-01-29 06:52:00 PM  

Linux_Yes: Theonceovertwice: RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: Having sex twice a week is "lots?"

Considering I haven't had sex in 9 months, yes.


Mrs. Palm and her 5 daughters are still interested.


Meh.
 
2013-01-29 06:52:57 PM  
Goddamn article says we should be running 20 miles a week...

Hell. No.

That's 3 miles a day, every day. That'll kill you.

/The goal is to live LONGER, damnit.
 
2013-01-29 06:57:01 PM  
If caffeine is good for you, Adderall must be twice as good far more effective. It's because it keeps you moving around and thinking twice as fast. So this aspect was mentioned 2x's in the article. Can you repeat in one article?
 
2013-01-29 06:58:52 PM  

maram500: Goddamn article says we should be running 20 miles a week...
Hell. No.
That's 3 miles a day, every day. That'll kill you.
/The goal is to live LONGER, damnit.


media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-29 07:00:18 PM  

maram500: Goddamn article says we should be running 20 miles a week...

Hell. No.

That's 3 miles a day, every day. That'll kill you.


Agreed. Daily running is bad advice for anyone over 25. Unless you have miles of grass or dirt to run on, which most people don't. Running on asphalt/concrete is a great way to need orthopedic surgery by age 45. Brisk walking shows all the benefits of running without destroying your joints and ligaments.
 
2013-01-29 07:02:20 PM  

Theonceovertwice: Smeggy Smurf: Theonceovertwice: RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: Having sex twice a week is "lots?"

Considering I haven't had sex in 9 months, yes.

There are these things called drunk fatties. 9 months is by your own choice.

Of course it is. I want something real. I guess that's too much to ask for these days.


OK, on a serious note have you tried taking dance lessons? The broads love that shiat. It gets you up close and personal with them. You get to get your hands all over them in ways that would normally get you slapped or maced. It's fun and it's all about them. Plus during the lessons they have you switch to a different broad every few minutes so you get to interact with 10-15 different women during each lesson.

I took Mrs. Smurf out dancing for our first date. The shiat works. Try it.
 
2013-01-29 07:05:29 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Theonceovertwice: Smeggy Smurf: Theonceovertwice: RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: Having sex twice a week is "lots?"

Considering I haven't had sex in 9 months, yes.

There are these things called drunk fatties. 9 months is by your own choice.

Of course it is. I want something real. I guess that's too much to ask for these days.

OK, on a serious note have you tried taking dance lessons? The broads love that shiat. It gets you up close and personal with them. You get to get your hands all over them in ways that would normally get you slapped or maced. It's fun and it's all about them. Plus during the lessons they have you switch to a different broad every few minutes so you get to interact with 10-15 different women during each lesson.

I took Mrs. Smurf out dancing for our first date. The shiat works. Try it.


I'm not into women. I AM one.
 
2013-01-29 07:10:06 PM  

Linux_Yes: Gnu Mutant: I drink 6-7 XL turbo DD coffees a day.

/170


and you are very addicted to caffeine. try stopping for a couple of days and find out how addicted you are.


Well, I am addicted too. But so what? It's legal and cheap. What's the problem?
 
2013-01-29 07:14:17 PM  
Don't divorce, my ass. If i was still married to my ex I would have killed myself years ago.
 
2013-01-29 07:16:50 PM  

Theonceovertwice: Smeggy Smurf: Theonceovertwice: Smeggy Smurf: Theonceovertwice: RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: Having sex twice a week is "lots?"

Considering I haven't had sex in 9 months, yes.

There are these things called drunk fatties. 9 months is by your own choice.

Of course it is. I want something real. I guess that's too much to ask for these days.

OK, on a serious note have you tried taking dance lessons? The broads love that shiat. It gets you up close and personal with them. You get to get your hands all over them in ways that would normally get you slapped or maced. It's fun and it's all about them. Plus during the lessons they have you switch to a different broad every few minutes so you get to interact with 10-15 different women during each lesson.

I took Mrs. Smurf out dancing for our first date. The shiat works. Try it.

I'm not into women. I AM one.


Wish is was still in LA. I don't dance so I'd need somebody willing to give it a whirl.
 
2013-01-29 07:24:09 PM  

KStDrew: So, drinking 80 to 120 cup of coffee a day makes you immortal. Also, I have 1.5 orgasms a week and sometimes I pull out. Am I gonna die?


Yes.
 
2013-01-29 07:36:23 PM  
I'd rather enjoy my time and let natural selection do its thing than spend half my life time working just to prolong my existence.
 
2013-01-29 07:39:35 PM  

strife: I'd rather enjoy my time and let natural selection do its thing than spend half my life time working just to prolong my existence.


Then naturally you will give up:

- Running clean hot and cold water instead of dirty water
- Indoor plumbing instead of festering outhouses
- Air conditioned and insulated homes instead of drafty shacks
- Fridges full of sterile and nutritious food instead of hunting and gathering
- Cushy office jobs instead of back-breaking labor in the sun
- Pharmacies filled with skin creams and various potions
- Giving birth in hospitals
- Almost magical medical care (Seriously. Look at what medicine was 100 years ago)
- Antibiotics galore
- Medications for conditions previously considered "natural" aging now being controlled (strontium ranelate, AGE cross-link breakers)

Because you're all about nature and shiat, and wouldn't want to, like, prolong your life and stuff.
 
2013-01-29 07:40:18 PM  
The only one of these things I do regularly is "exercise the mind." I do crossword puzzles just about everyday. I like going for walks, but only in the summer. I do a few of the other things once in a while, and everything else, not at all.

/life sucks anyway
//don't really wanna live til I'm 100
 
2013-01-29 07:43:21 PM  
Someone just posted this on Twitter: "Buzzfeed: Ten numbers before the number eleven that you HAVE to know."

Haha!!
 
2013-01-29 07:46:13 PM  
If we're going by the tagline, I have been dead for years.

If we're going by the article, it looks like I'm dying young.

/imokaywiththis.jpg
 
2013-01-29 07:57:36 PM  
Am I the only one who read the article headline as "...22 Ways to Beat Off..." at first?
 
2013-01-29 08:03:59 PM  
23. Don't be a spelling nazi and rage at the number of atrocious mistakes in that infographic.
 
2013-01-29 08:04:24 PM  
So the key to longevity according to "studies" is to take pine bark supplements and drink six cups of coffee? Well it sounds better than some other advice that's out there.


img.timeinc.net
 
2013-01-29 08:12:30 PM  
i.r.id10t:
RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: Having sex twice a week is "lots?"

If you are married, it is an almost unheard of amount.. especially if you have kids


A typical parental itinerary of reasons why sex doesn't happen:

- tired from work - sick child - sick mom - sick dad - relatives visiting- YAY TIRED SEX - her period - tired from work - household projects - child goes though insane night time "phase" - tired from work - her period - ... and so on.
 
2013-01-29 08:17:46 PM  

RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: Having sex twice a week is "lots?"


I wonder if masturbating four times a day and thinking about sex makes me live longer? I sure hope so.
 
2013-01-29 08:25:15 PM  

Mambo Bananapatch: RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: Having sex twice a week is "lots?"

I wonder if masturbating four times a day and thinking about sex makes me live longer? I sure hope so.


Anything worth doing is worth doing well.
 
2013-01-29 08:27:48 PM  

Mambo Bananapatch: RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: Having sex twice a week is "lots?"

I wonder if masturbating four times a day and thinking about sex makes me live longer? I sure hope so.


Well, we're both on our way to immortality...
 
2013-01-29 08:51:29 PM  
Their graphic on "Eat Less" has a funny way of showing how to "reduce... caloric intake by 25%-30% per day". Who made that, Fox News?
 
2013-01-29 09:33:33 PM  

RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: Having sex twice a week is "lots?"


When she shut it down a decade ago, yes, it's lots. Thank God for masturbation.
 
2013-01-29 09:48:19 PM  
Draw two non-intersecting circles.
In one write "people who use twitter" and in the other write "people who have sex"
 
2013-01-29 09:52:49 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: strife: I'd rather enjoy my time and let natural selection do its thing than spend half my life time working just to prolong my existence.

Then naturally you will give up:

- Running clean hot and cold water instead of dirty water
- Indoor plumbing instead of festering outhouses
- Air conditioned and insulated homes instead of drafty shacks
- Fridges full of sterile and nutritious food instead of hunting and gathering
- Cushy office jobs instead of back-breaking labor in the sun
- Pharmacies filled with skin creams and various potions
- Giving birth in hospitals
- Almost magical medical care (Seriously. Look at what medicine was 100 years ago)
- Antibiotics galore
- Medications for conditions previously considered "natural" aging now being controlled (strontium ranelate, AGE cross-link breakers)


All good and incontestable points, which I'm glad to be a part of this period of time, but not quite what I meant.

Because you're all about nature and shiat

Nope.

and wouldn't want to, like, prolong your life and stuff.

I have no problem with anyone wanting to live as long as possible. However, the human condition and/or the precariousness of nature and the universe (which I'm ostensibly all about) will inevitably fark us.
 
2013-01-29 10:19:42 PM  
I haven't had sex in a year or two.

*sigh* I guess I have to go out and be social again.

Do guys still pick up the tabs? I hope so.
 
2013-01-29 10:42:31 PM  

strife: I have no problem with anyone wanting to live as long as possible. However, the human condition and/or the precariousness of nature and the universe (which I'm ostensibly all about) will inevitably fark us.


Fine. Stay in your living room. Just don't stop the people trying to understand how matter organizes itself into life, and those who want to tinker with it.
 
2013-01-29 11:36:00 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: strife: I have no problem with anyone wanting to live as long as possible. However, the human condition and/or the precariousness of nature and the universe (which I'm ostensibly all about) will inevitably fark us.

Fine. Stay in your living room. Just don't stop the people trying to understand how matter organizes itself into life, and those who want to tinker with it.


I don't know if you're serious or seriously trolling me. You didn't grasp the context of my original post and blew this out of proportion. Good night and good luck in whatever you do.
 
2013-01-29 11:39:32 PM  
After reading the article it's apparent that I've been dead for quite a long time now. Good to know.
 
2013-01-30 01:58:55 AM  
Key advice: "Be a winner."

K. I'll get right on that....
 
2013-01-30 07:31:49 PM  

megarian: I haven't had sex in a year or two.

*sigh* I guess I have to go out and be social again.

Do guys still pick up the tabs? I hope so.


It's not like it would be difficult for you, and, yes, yes, they do.
 
2013-01-30 09:00:20 PM  

Linux_Yes: Gnu Mutant: I drink 6-7 XL turbo DD coffees a day.

/170


and you are very addicted to caffeine. try stopping for a couple of days and find out how addicted you are.


Late reply but, yes, horribly.

I spend $660 a month on coffee and cigarettes. I've quit everything else (you name it) these have me deep.
 
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