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(Some Guy)   When coming to court for a first appearance on your drug charges, don't bring your drugs   (kxro.wordpress.com) divider line 26
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2013-01-29 03:59:30 PM  
Ouch. Right in the VUCSA.
 
2013-01-29 04:45:11 PM  
On a positive note, I'm sure he won't bring them to his next appearance

/I would have said "on the bright side", but there ain't nothing bright about this 'tard
 
2013-01-29 05:22:30 PM  
Um, actually I'm all about this. Isn't this a self-correcting problem?
 
2013-01-29 05:39:00 PM  
Yo dawg...
 
2013-01-29 05:41:24 PM  

Zul the Magnificent: Yo dawg...


I heard you like drugs . . .
 
2013-01-29 05:49:27 PM  
Why do you think they call it dope?
 
2013-01-29 05:51:14 PM  
Then why do they call it drug court?
 
2013-01-29 05:53:12 PM  

SpdrJay: Then why do they call it drug court?


The same reason they call night court night court, because it's...that...um...I have no idea where I'm going with this.
 
2013-01-29 06:00:56 PM  
in Montesano reference a hearing

Is there a word missing from this section or am I having a stroke?
 
2013-01-29 06:03:02 PM  
Moron was once applied to people with an IQ of 51-70, being superior in one degree to "imbecile" (IQ of 26-50) and superior in two degrees to "idiot" (IQ of 0-25).

What's the term for absolute zero?

/no, not Kelvin, Celsius, Fahrenheit, etc.
 
2013-01-29 06:15:52 PM  
I think this was a Cheech and Chong skit.
 
2013-01-29 06:23:07 PM  
drugs are so, like, cool.
 
2013-01-29 06:25:58 PM  

maxx2112: Zul the Magnificent: Yo dawg...

I heard you like drugs . . .


So we put drugs in yo drugs.
 
2013-01-29 06:26:23 PM  
How do you even get caught with drugs on you at a courthouse?  It's not like they have drug dogs running around all over the place, and you're generally not getting searched short of a metal detector pass.

Unless you have a f*ckload of dank weed in your pocket, this shouldn't really ever happen.
 
2013-01-29 06:30:53 PM  

Kingly Weevil: How do you even get caught with drugs on you at a courthouse?  It's not like they have drug dogs running around all over the place, and you're generally not getting searched short of a metal detector pass.

Unless you have a f*ckload of dank weed in your pocket, this shouldn't really ever happen.


Looks like they took him into custody for the previous charge, thus the search. I think. TFA is pretty vague.
 
2013-01-29 06:32:02 PM  

Kingly Weevil: How do you even get caught with drugs on you at a courthouse?  It's not like they have drug dogs running around all over the place, and you're generally not getting searched short of a metal detector pass.

Unless you have a f*ckload of dank weed in your pocket, this shouldn't really ever happen.


Umm he was placed in custody at which point they search you.

/something abt rtfa
 
2013-01-29 06:39:17 PM  

skinink: I think this was a Cheech and Chong skit.


8 years...in the electric chair. I was framed!
 
2013-01-29 06:42:35 PM  

ani23: Kingly Weevil: How do you even get caught with drugs on you at a courthouse?  It's not like they have drug dogs running around all over the place, and you're generally not getting searched short of a metal detector pass.

Unless you have a f*ckload of dank weed in your pocket, this shouldn't really ever happen.

Umm he was placed in custody at which point they search you.

/something abt rtfa


Look, you can't be expecting me to read the articles.  I got bored with that at some point, hence the little tag next to the name.
 
2013-01-29 06:43:22 PM  
So it's not show and tell?

"THIS is my weed, Your Honor. I TOLD those cops that the other bag wasn't mine!"
 
2013-01-29 06:47:05 PM  
www.blondenerd.com
 
2013-01-29 06:55:34 PM  

Glancing Blow: Moron was once applied to people with an IQ of 51-70, being superior in one degree to "imbecile" (IQ of 26-50) and superior in two degrees to "idiot" (IQ of 0-25).

What's the term for absolute zero?

/no, not Kelvin, Celsius, Fahrenheit, etc.


Potato.
 
2013-01-29 07:18:46 PM  
drugs?
t2.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-29 08:12:39 PM  
I don't understand how getting such things past inspection would be that difficult. Depending on quality, couldn't he just have double wrapped it in strong condoms, then REALLY shoved it past the 'squat & cough' move? Or just swallow the damned thing and wait for it to pass...
 
2013-01-29 08:36:13 PM  
Neither the judge nor the defendant is named.

It's a wordpress blog.

Yeah, sounds legit!
 
2013-01-29 08:42:30 PM  

Glancing Blow: Moron was once applied to people with an IQ of 51-70, being superior in one degree to "imbecile" (IQ of 26-50) and superior in two degrees to "idiot" (IQ of 0-25).

What's the term for absolute zero?

/no, not Kelvin, Celsius, Fahrenheit, etc.


Cretin?
 
2013-01-30 10:37:01 AM  

Kingly Weevil: How do you even get caught with drugs on you at a courthouse?  It's not like they have drug dogs running around all over the place, and you're generally not getting searched short of a metal detector pass.


Subby here. This guy had a big bag of meth in the pocket of a big coat he was wearing. He went up for his appearance in Superior court and took off his coat. He was taken into custody on the charge he was there for. The corrections officer who took him into custody told him to bring his coat, but he denied the coat was his. Finally the CO grabbed the coat and searched it incident to arrest. That's when they found the meth.

We're a small county and don't have drug dogs in the courthouse. We only got a metal detector and security guards about 10 months ago.
 
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