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(Patch)   Sad: Man accidentally runs over his wife, so he calls 911. Fark: When the paramedics show up, he's accidentally stomping on her face   (plainfield.patch.com) divider line 31
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Pud [TotalFark]
2013-01-29 03:36:25 PM
9 votes:
The man obviously has no sole
2013-01-29 05:43:16 PM
8 votes:

KrispyKritter: I wish I had the balls to do the same. It's a real long story but sometimes people who are supposed to love you can make life unbearable. They take a sick joy in it. Believe me, there are a lot of people who would love to get a divorce and just walk away. But it takes money, a whole lot of spending money. It's gonna take plenty of money, to do it right, child. It's gonna take time. A whole lot of precious time. It's gonna take patience and time, mmm, to do it, to do it, to do it, to do it, to do it, to do it right, child.

2013-01-29 05:18:42 PM
8 votes:
A couple of Oklahoma hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure he's dead."
... There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says, "OK, now what?"
2013-01-29 05:20:39 PM
6 votes:
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2013-01-29 03:33:45 PM
6 votes:
What a heel.
2013-01-29 04:21:43 PM
5 votes:

BronyMedic: Does Illinois still have the Death Penalty? If anyone deserves a needle, it's this asshole.


Hey, he could have had a very good reason for kicking her to death.  Like the fact that the car didn't do a very good job of it.

If you think about it hard enough, this is really all Honda's fault.
2013-01-29 03:54:01 PM
5 votes:
DIABEETUS
2013-01-29 05:27:32 PM
4 votes:
his client had been a longtime employee of the LaGrange Public Works Department before retiring.

How could something this terrible happen?! A how how how?
2013-01-29 05:18:53 PM
3 votes:

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Diabetus
2013-01-29 05:16:52 PM
3 votes:
dmdb.org
2013-01-29 03:58:39 PM
3 votes:

Madbassist1: You'd shiat your pants.


Awww. Look who's still mad.

static.guim.co.uk
2013-01-29 03:45:59 PM
3 votes:
Nichols faces two counts of first degree murder.

Did he kill her twice or something?
2013-01-29 06:03:59 PM
2 votes:
So he's just supposed to just LET the ants go to town on her face? You insensitive farks.
2013-01-29 05:52:58 PM
2 votes:
WIFE
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I AM DISSAPOINT
2013-01-29 05:47:54 PM
2 votes:

rustypouch: I wonder what she did to deserve it.


She didn't make him a damn sammich. The biatch. Whore. Coont. Arse-hole. Lazy-ass slut.
2013-01-29 05:21:59 PM
2 votes:
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
Ain't that a kick in the head?
2013-01-29 05:18:15 PM
2 votes:

rustypouch: I wonder what she did to deserve it.


She didn't die the first time he killed her.
2013-01-29 05:10:14 PM
2 votes:
Approves.

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2013-01-29 03:54:47 PM
2 votes:
Hey! That's not the Heimlich Maneuver!
2013-01-29 03:38:30 PM
2 votes:
I bet he'll be backing into a lot of things in the future
2013-01-29 11:04:41 PM
1 votes:

Alonjar: Im so sick of hearing about these innocent victims being murdered in cold blood by assault vehicles. Perhaps every vehicle should have automatic proximity sensors that prevent this kind of thing. Or maybe we just need to restrict vehicles to 2 wheels and they must weigh less than 300 pounds.... no commuter needs more than that to get to where they need to go.

If it saves one life, it will be worth it.


If only she had had an assault vehicle too, we wouldn't be reading this sad story.
2013-01-29 06:53:13 PM
1 votes:
Fu Manchu mustaches and stable personalities rarely seem to go together.
2013-01-29 06:46:02 PM
1 votes:
Not very well executed
2013-01-29 06:21:20 PM
1 votes:
Im so sick of hearing about these innocent victims being murdered in cold blood by assault vehicles. Perhaps every vehicle should have automatic proximity sensors that prevent this kind of thing. Or maybe we just need to restrict vehicles to 2 wheels and they must weigh less than 300 pounds.... no commuter needs more than that to get to where they need to go.

If it saves one life, it will be worth it.
2013-01-29 06:00:44 PM
1 votes:

kmmontandon: Nichols faces two counts of first degree murder.

Did he kill her twice or something?


James Holmes was charged twice for each of his victims too. "Once for first degree murder, and once for murder with extreme indifference" is the reason they gave in that case. Not that it makes much sense, since the murder count is the same, but hey...he's farked either way, right?
2013-01-29 05:31:28 PM
1 votes:
I remember a story long ago..about some guy that took drugs and lost his mind, the cops got there and he had his baby son, was swinging him into the concrete by his feet over and over with overhand swings. The baby was obviously dead, and i dont know how they kept from shooting the guy into bloody rags just seeing something like that. I guess you would carry that around all your life.
2013-01-29 05:30:20 PM
1 votes:

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2013-01-29 05:26:55 PM
1 votes:

KrispyKritter: I wish I had the balls to do the same. It's a real long story but sometimes people who are supposed to love you can make life unbearable. They take a sick joy in it. Believe me, there are a lot of people who would love to get a divorce and just walk away. But it takes money, a lot of money if you don't want to be a hungry homeless person who is still legally married. I've noticed there are a lot of TV shows about horrible husbands who control their wifes life and make sure they have no access to money, no car, accounts that are in both names are in his computer and she doesn't know the passwords etcetera. It isn't just twisted men who do these things.


Well, I certainly feel better.
2013-01-29 05:24:03 PM
1 votes:
I wish I had the balls to do the same. It's a real long story but sometimes people who are supposed to love you can make life unbearable. They take a sick joy in it. Believe me, there are a lot of people who would love to get a divorce and just walk away. But it takes money, a lot of money if you don't want to be a hungry homeless person who is still legally married. I've noticed there are a lot of TV shows about horrible husbands who control their wifes life and make sure they have no access to money, no car, accounts that are in both names are in his computer and she doesn't know the passwords etcetera. It isn't just twisted men who do these things.
2013-01-29 05:17:56 PM
1 votes:
I figure that when you commit a crime, there is typically some plan to get away with it.

This is kind of like shooting someone in the back nine times and then leaving a suicide note for them.
2013-01-29 05:14:30 PM
1 votes:
and was married to his wife for 12 years before her untimely death Saturday.

Timing seemed perfect for him.....
 
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