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(Patch)   Sad: Man accidentally runs over his wife, so he calls 911. Fark: When the paramedics show up, he's accidentally stomping on her face   (plainfield.patch.com) divider line 121
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2013-01-29 03:33:45 PM
What a heel.
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2013-01-29 03:36:25 PM
The man obviously has no sole
 
2013-01-29 03:38:30 PM
I bet he'll be backing into a lot of things in the future
 
2013-01-29 03:45:59 PM
Nichols faces two counts of first degree murder.

Did he kill her twice or something?
 
2013-01-29 03:54:01 PM
DIABEETUS
 
2013-01-29 03:54:47 PM
Hey! That's not the Heimlich Maneuver!
 
2013-01-29 03:55:59 PM

Ed Finnerty: Hey! That's not the Heimlich Maneuver CPR!


/Whatever
 
2013-01-29 03:56:09 PM
I don't even....

I can't even imagine walking up on a scene like that. I'd like to think I'd make music with the steel oxygen tank and a human skull, but damn.
 
2013-01-29 03:56:33 PM
Subby! That mugshot and no comment?? (w/ "Hell yes, I did it mugshot goodness")
 
2013-01-29 03:57:13 PM

BronyMedic: I don't even....

I can't even imagine walking up on a scene like that. I'd like to think I'd make music with the steel oxygen tank and a human skull, but damn.


You'd shiat your pants.
 
2013-01-29 03:58:39 PM

Madbassist1: You'd shiat your pants.


Awww. Look who's still mad.

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2013-01-29 04:02:20 PM

kmmontandon: Nichols faces two counts of first degree murder.

Did he kill her twice or something?


In some jurisdictions, you need to charge very specific theories of murder, while in others (e.g. Maryland) you just say "Murder".
 
2013-01-29 04:03:37 PM

mattharvest: kmmontandon: Nichols faces two counts of first degree murder.

Did he kill her twice or something?

In some jurisdictions, you need to charge very specific theories of murder, while in others (e.g. Maryland) you just say "Murder".


Does Illinois still have the Death Penalty? If anyone deserves a needle, it's this asshole.
 
2013-01-29 04:07:29 PM

Madbassist1: Subby! That mugshot and no comment?? (w/ "Hell yes, I did it mugshot goodness")


Drew Peterson's dad?
 
2013-01-29 04:09:39 PM

mattharvest: theories of murder


The name of my "Death Cab for Cutie" tribute band.
 
2013-01-29 04:21:06 PM
4:17pm. Today


"You Nichols?"

"Yeah. Who are ya and what the hell do ya wan-?"

"Your life."


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2013-01-29 04:21:43 PM

BronyMedic: Does Illinois still have the Death Penalty? If anyone deserves a needle, it's this asshole.


Hey, he could have had a very good reason for kicking her to death.  Like the fact that the car didn't do a very good job of it.

If you think about it hard enough, this is really all Honda's fault.
 
2013-01-29 04:34:37 PM

BronyMedic: Madbassist1: You'd shiat your pants.

Awww. Look who's still mad.

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HA! I thought you were ignoring me. Crap. Anyway, I was merely telling the truth.
 
2013-01-29 05:10:14 PM
Approves.

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2013-01-29 05:10:45 PM
it's the new CPR
 
2013-01-29 05:12:46 PM
jah, so klausse gets a curb party..
 
2013-01-29 05:14:05 PM

The Angry Hand of God: Approves.

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That scene still makes me wince.. damn.
 
2013-01-29 05:14:28 PM
Ok, so let's go ahead and ban guns! for the children!
 
2013-01-29 05:14:30 PM
and was married to his wife for 12 years before her untimely death Saturday.

Timing seemed perfect for him.....
 
2013-01-29 05:14:42 PM

Madbassist1: Subby! That mugshot and no comment?? (w/ "Hell yes, I did it mugshot goodness")


Even a good headline has to leave some surprises.
 
2013-01-29 05:15:48 PM
I wonder what she did to deserve it.
 
2013-01-29 05:16:32 PM

BronyMedic: Does Illinois still have the Death Penalty? If anyone deserves a needle, it's this asshole.


No, not since essentially 2000.
 
2013-01-29 05:16:52 PM
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2013-01-29 05:17:19 PM

mattharvest: kmmontandon: Nichols faces two counts of first degree murder.

Did he kill her twice or something?

In some jurisdictions, you need to charge very specific theories of murder, while in others (e.g. Maryland) you just say "Murder".


Does that mean it's possible to be charged with attempted murder and murder for the same victim if there was some length of time between?
 
2013-01-29 05:17:56 PM
I figure that when you commit a crime, there is typically some plan to get away with it.

This is kind of like shooting someone in the back nine times and then leaving a suicide note for them.
 
2013-01-29 05:18:15 PM

rustypouch: I wonder what she did to deserve it.


She didn't die the first time he killed her.
 
2013-01-29 05:18:38 PM

mattharvest: kmmontandon: Nichols faces two counts of first degree murder.

Did he kill her twice or something?

In some jurisdictions, you need to charge very specific theories of murder, while in others (e.g. Maryland) you just say "Murder".


I think his objection was to the two counts, not the first degree part.
 
2013-01-29 05:18:42 PM
A couple of Oklahoma hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure he's dead."
... There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says, "OK, now what?"
 
2013-01-29 05:18:53 PM

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Diabetus
 
2013-01-29 05:19:26 PM

Grapple: The Angry Hand of God: Approves.

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That scene still makes me wince.. damn.


I do believe that may be the most disturbing thing I have seen in a movie, ever.
 
2013-01-29 05:19:32 PM

ProfessorOhki: mattharvest: kmmontandon: Nichols faces two counts of first degree murder.

Did he kill her twice or something?

In some jurisdictions, you need to charge very specific theories of murder, while in others (e.g. Maryland) you just say "Murder".

Does that mean it's possible to be charged with attempted murder and murder for the same victim if there was some length of time between?


Certainly. Consider if the attempt and success were a year apart. You could absolutely be charged for them separately. A day apart? Even still... A few minutes? That's where it gets a little sticky.
 
2013-01-29 05:20:39 PM
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2013-01-29 05:21:23 PM

The Angry Hand of God: Grapple: The Angry Hand of God: Approves.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 450x248]

That scene still makes me wince.. damn.

I do believe that may be the most disturbing thing I have seen in a movie, ever.


you should see it in real life. It will change who you are and if it dont.. well you are going to hell
 
2013-01-29 05:21:59 PM
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Ain't that a kick in the head?
 
2013-01-29 05:22:46 PM
I think I know who he worked for...
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2013-01-29 05:23:19 PM

rhiannon: rustypouch: I wonder what she did to deserve it.

She didn't die the first time he killed her.


I wonder if, perhaps, he hit her thinking she would die...and so he calls the ambulance to report the accident. So while he's waiting she starts to gasp for air and it's apparent that she's going to survive the murder attempt and tell the police he did it on purpose, in addition to more information about some crimes he has committed that she knows about. So he starts to finish the job manually and the paramedics get there a lot sooner than he expected.
 
2013-01-29 05:24:03 PM
I wish I had the balls to do the same. It's a real long story but sometimes people who are supposed to love you can make life unbearable. They take a sick joy in it. Believe me, there are a lot of people who would love to get a divorce and just walk away. But it takes money, a lot of money if you don't want to be a hungry homeless person who is still legally married. I've noticed there are a lot of TV shows about horrible husbands who control their wifes life and make sure they have no access to money, no car, accounts that are in both names are in his computer and she doesn't know the passwords etcetera. It isn't just twisted men who do these things.
 
2013-01-29 05:26:05 PM

KrispyKritter: I wish I had the balls to do the same. It's a real long story but sometimes people who are supposed to love you can make life unbearable. They take a sick joy in it. Believe me, there are a lot of people who would love to get a divorce and just walk away. But it takes money, a lot of money if you don't want to be a hungry homeless person who is still legally married. I've noticed there are a lot of TV shows about horrible husbands who control their wifes life and make sure they have no access to money, no car, accounts that are in both names are in his computer and she doesn't know the passwords etcetera. It isn't just twisted men who do these things.


You might like this film, then.
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Sounds exactly like the scenario you're describing.
 
2013-01-29 05:26:28 PM
"As emergency personnel approached the scene, the defendant was stomping on the victim's face in the garage," Connor said as he asked Judge Rickmon to hold Nichols in the county jail on a $5 million bond.

What a farking asshole. I hope you get the chair. After a good round of ass rapes.
 
2013-01-29 05:26:55 PM

KrispyKritter: I wish I had the balls to do the same. It's a real long story but sometimes people who are supposed to love you can make life unbearable. They take a sick joy in it. Believe me, there are a lot of people who would love to get a divorce and just walk away. But it takes money, a lot of money if you don't want to be a hungry homeless person who is still legally married. I've noticed there are a lot of TV shows about horrible husbands who control their wifes life and make sure they have no access to money, no car, accounts that are in both names are in his computer and she doesn't know the passwords etcetera. It isn't just twisted men who do these things.


Well, I certainly feel better.
 
2013-01-29 05:27:32 PM
his client had been a longtime employee of the LaGrange Public Works Department before retiring.

How could something this terrible happen?! A how how how?
 
2013-01-29 05:27:56 PM
this is why you get a dog.
the cat stepped on the gas pedal just doesn't sound right when used as a alibi. on the other hand a bastard cat is more likely to be a actual murderer. happy to kill its owner when it doesn't get its tender vittles on time.
 
2013-01-29 05:30:20 PM

The Angry Hand of God: [o4.aolcdn.com image 163x203]

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2013-01-29 05:31:28 PM
I remember a story long ago..about some guy that took drugs and lost his mind, the cops got there and he had his baby son, was swinging him into the concrete by his feet over and over with overhand swings. The baby was obviously dead, and i dont know how they kept from shooting the guy into bloody rags just seeing something like that. I guess you would carry that around all your life.
 
2013-01-29 05:32:00 PM
Unfortunately the Rex Ryan Resuscitation Method is still in the testing stage.
 
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