Speaking as a father of three girls trust me you want boring kids. The non-boring ones wind up as celebrity judges on X-factor with that look in their eye as if they could snap at any minute or dating Samantha Ronson

In regards to having no personality whatsoever, I think Flacco is second only to Bill Belichik in the NFL.

Bus, Joe Flacco. Joe, Bus.

Thanks, Dad.

NuttierThanEver: Speaking as a father of three girls trust me you want boring kids. The non-boring ones wind up as celebrity judges on X-factor with that look in their eye as if they could snap at any minute or dating Samantha Ronson

speaking as a non-parent, what do you do to ensure that your daughters remain boring?

"The Italian-American"

... what?... why is this in?... *facepalm*

thomps: NuttierThanEver: Speaking as a father of three girls trust me you want boring kids. The non-boring ones wind up as celebrity judges on X-factor with that look in their eye as if they could snap at any minute or dating Samantha Ronson

speaking as a non-parent, what do you do to ensure that your daughters remain boring?

Teach them to play RPGs, read Tolkien, sing in school choir etc. You know encourage their nascent geekiness, they are related to me afterall

In one of the photos Flacco looks like Frankenstein with his arms out, wrists bent and mouth agape.

That was his response when the photographer, Jason Prezant, asked the wedding party to 'act scarred' as they pretended they were watching a movie.

WTF Daily Fail, you couldn't even include the picture?

NuttierThanEver: thomps: NuttierThanEver: Speaking as a father of three girls trust me you want boring kids. The non-boring ones wind up as celebrity judges on X-factor with that look in their eye as if they could snap at any minute or dating Samantha Ronson

speaking as a non-parent, what do you do to ensure that your daughters remain boring?

Teach them to play RPGs, read Tolkien, sing in school choir etc. You know encourage their nascent geekiness, they are related to me afterall

My spawn is a voracious reader & she does NOT have time or patience for boys her age. It's GREAT. She also sings in the choir and looks down on girls who dress inappropriately.

In other on-topic news, everyone is so mean to Joe Flacco. Stop being so mean to him! He is a nice man.

It's a shame he never did anything interesting with his life.

GiantRex: In regards to having no personality whatsoever, I think Flacco is second only to Bill Belichik in the NFL.

For some reason I always hear the Empire theme from Star Wars whenever Belichik takes the field. Except even Darth Vader had more personality.

gameshowhost: "The Italian-American"

... what?... why is this in?... *facepalm*

Because people might be confused with a name like Joey Vinny Flacco.

scottydoesntknow: In one of the photos Flacco looks like Frankenstein with his arms out, wrists bent and mouth agape.

That was his response when the photographer, Jason Prezant, asked the wedding party to 'act scarred' as they pretended they were watching a movie.

WTF Daily Fail, you couldn't even include the picture?

Flacco's wedding photos

The image in question:

/link is as hot as Joe's wife

Killer Cars: Quiet and generally emotionless, but the most likely person in the office to send a NSFW mass email and be surprised that some people might be offended by it.

The man he replaced at QB, Steve McNair, was famous for taking naps before games. In that last season (where the Ravens lost 10 straight to end the season), the media were referencing that reputation and questioning whether McNair still had the "passion" for the game.

"Being boring" means that Joe is not likely to get a 15 yard hanky or go Super-Asshole like Phil Rivers or get involved in a "nightclub incident".

// but still "it's always the quiet ones"

thecpt: degenerate-afro: scottydoesntknow: In one of the photos Flacco looks like Frankenstein with his arms out, wrists bent and mouth agape.

That was his response when the photographer, Jason Prezant, asked the wedding party to 'act scarred' as they pretended they were watching a movie.

WTF Daily Fail, you couldn't even include the picture?

Flacco's wedding photos

The image in question:
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/link is as hot as Joe's wife

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The more pictures I see of this guy, the more I like him.
/nice formation
//except the a holes false starting

What the hell is happening on the right side of that picture? It would have been much better if they were all in formation.
Except, uh, wait a minute I just commented on Joe Flacco's wedding pictures.
I need to go lie down.

thecpt: Interesting strategy cotton.

Let's see if it pays off for 'em.

thecpt: Treygreen13: What the hell is happening on the right side of that picture?

might've been a two count but Flacco saw that the opposing side chose not to use a d-line.
Interesting strategy cotton.
Nonetheless, when flacco went to audible the wideout and slot receiver on the right side false started.
5 sip penalty.

He really classed it up with the red solo too.

Flacco's holding a bottle with his throwing arm (the one requesting motion on the right) - class isn't really an issue here.

// I so want it to be MD 20/20

rufus-t-firefly: [totalsteelers.com image 400x400]

Dr Dreidel: thecpt: Treygreen13: What the hell is happening on the right side of that picture?

might've been a two count but Flacco saw that the opposing side chose not to use a d-line.
Interesting strategy cotton.
Nonetheless, when flacco went to audible the wideout and slot receiver on the right side false started.
5 sip penalty.

He really classed it up with the red solo too.

Flacco's holding a bottle with his throwing arm (the one requesting motion on the right) - class isn't really an issue here.

// I so want it to be MD 20/20

Maybe Flacco is only halfway through boning all of 'em.

Deneb81: It's a bottle of champagne on his wedding day ffs. I think that's allowed.

Also - apparently the photo was his wife's idea.

And I want my QB to be holding a bottle of MD 20/20 - a shout-out to his Delaware heritage (go Blue Hens!).

I should hope the photo was Edie Falco's idea. Joe spends so much of his time footballing that he probably relishes any chance to not have to start every conversation with "Flip 29-Z right green on two on two".

// assuming he's not one of the "all football, all the time" types, like Peyton Manning reportedly is
// not that that's a bad thing, just makes you MORE boring

Why is this a problem.  It's a good thing that he's dull...he's probably not a douchebag.

Looks like there will be a few Ravens fans at the game.

Deneb81: I wouldn't be surprised - Suggs has to be one of the funniest guys in football.

mjones73: He's insane.. He likes to wreck havoc on team photo day...

The vortex of awesome that would happen if Suggs and Dockett got together would be magnificent.

neuroflare: The vortex of awesome that would happen if Suggs and Dockett got together would be magnificent.

Not in a gay way, I meant on the same team for shenanigans
//NTTAWWT

thecpt: degenerate-afro: Looks like there will be a few Ravens fans at the game.

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why the hell did someone do that? It's awful.

Well Ed Reed is from NO which is why there are so many Ed signs. Not sure why that would be awful though.

thecpt: degenerate-afro: thecpt: degenerate-afro: Looks like there will be a few Ravens fans at the game.

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why the hell did someone do that? It's awful.

Well Ed Reed is from NO which is why there are so many Ed signs. Not sure why that would be awful though.

I meant the photoshopping

Heh, that part I found funny. The real crowd is about 1/3 that size. Russell Street Report is a Ravens fansite.