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(Daily Mail)   Steve Flacco on his son: The media portrays Joe as being dull, well I am here to TELL you that they are absolutely RIGHT, he is DULL   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 67
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2013-01-29 01:31:39 PM  
Speaking as a father of three girls trust me you want boring kids. The non-boring ones wind up as celebrity judges on X-factor with that look in their eye as if they could snap at any minute or dating Samantha Ronson
 
2013-01-29 01:52:12 PM  
In regards to having no personality whatsoever, I think Flacco is second only to Bill Belichik in the NFL.
 
2013-01-29 01:55:19 PM  
Bus, Joe Flacco. Joe, Bus.

Thanks, Dad.
 
2013-01-29 02:09:29 PM  

NuttierThanEver: Speaking as a father of three girls trust me you want boring kids. The non-boring ones wind up as celebrity judges on X-factor with that look in their eye as if they could snap at any minute or dating Samantha Ronson


speaking as a non-parent, what do you do to ensure that your daughters remain boring?
 
2013-01-29 02:32:02 PM  
"The Italian-American"

... what?... why is this in?... *facepalm*
 
2013-01-29 02:35:06 PM  

thomps: NuttierThanEver: Speaking as a father of three girls trust me you want boring kids. The non-boring ones wind up as celebrity judges on X-factor with that look in their eye as if they could snap at any minute or dating Samantha Ronson

speaking as a non-parent, what do you do to ensure that your daughters remain boring?


Teach them to play RPGs, read Tolkien, sing in school choir etc. You know encourage their nascent geekiness, they are related to me afterall
 
2013-01-29 02:39:23 PM  
In one of the photos Flacco looks like Frankenstein with his arms out, wrists bent and mouth agape.

That was his response when the photographer, Jason Prezant, asked the wedding party to 'act scarred' as they pretended they were watching a movie.


WTF Daily Fail, you couldn't even include the picture?
 
2013-01-29 02:54:07 PM  

NuttierThanEver: thomps: NuttierThanEver: Speaking as a father of three girls trust me you want boring kids. The non-boring ones wind up as celebrity judges on X-factor with that look in their eye as if they could snap at any minute or dating Samantha Ronson

speaking as a non-parent, what do you do to ensure that your daughters remain boring?

Teach them to play RPGs, read Tolkien, sing in school choir etc. You know encourage their nascent geekiness, they are related to me afterall


My spawn is a voracious reader & she does NOT have time or patience for boys her age. It's GREAT. She also sings in the choir and looks down on girls who dress inappropriately.

In other on-topic news, everyone is so mean to Joe Flacco. Stop being so mean to him! He is a nice man.
 
2013-01-29 02:54:48 PM  
It's a shame he never did anything interesting with his life.
 
2013-01-29 02:55:44 PM  

GiantRex: In regards to having no personality whatsoever, I think Flacco is second only to Bill Belichik in the NFL.


For some reason I always hear the Empire theme from Star Wars whenever Belichik takes the field. Except even Darth Vader had more personality.
 
2013-01-29 03:02:15 PM  
Gee, thanks, Pops.

/dull doesn't just mean uninteresting; an older usage implies "stupid."
 
2013-01-29 03:02:24 PM  

GiantRex: In regards to having no personality whatsoever, I think Flacco is second only to Bill Belichik in the NFL.


I've never got the impression Flacco was "dull" necessarily, but instead just...awkward. Quiet and generally emotionless, but the most likely person in the office to send a NSFW mass email and be surprised that some people might be offended by it.

Hell, dull people don't "try" skateboarding for giggles, let alone try it for the first time DURING THE WEEK LEADING UP TO A PLAYOFF GAME. That's just bizarre naivety and/or weirdness.
 
2013-01-29 03:10:31 PM  

scottydoesntknow: In one of the photos Flacco looks like Frankenstein with his arms out, wrists bent and mouth agape.

That was his response when the photographer, Jason Prezant, asked the wedding party to 'act scarred' as they pretended they were watching a movie.

WTF Daily Fail, you couldn't even include the picture?


I think they had him confused with Drew Brees.
 
2013-01-29 03:16:42 PM  
FTFA: Flacco is set to become a free agent after this year's Super Bowl, which means he will likely earn a small fortune in the near future.

He made $8,000,000 this year. That's already not a small fortune?!?!?!?
 
2013-01-29 03:17:34 PM  

dickfreckle: GiantRex: In regards to having no personality whatsoever, I think Flacco is second only to Bill Belichik in the NFL.

For some reason I always hear the Empire theme from Star Wars whenever Belichik takes the field. Except even Darth Vader had more personality.


And just like Vader did in the Battle of Yavin, Belichick leaves before it's officially over.
 
2013-01-29 03:18:30 PM  

gameshowhost: "The Italian-American"

... what?... why is this in?... *facepalm*


Because people might be confused with a name like Joey Vinny Flacco.
 
2013-01-29 03:22:52 PM  

scottydoesntknow: In one of the photos Flacco looks like Frankenstein with his arms out, wrists bent and mouth agape.

That was his response when the photographer, Jason Prezant, asked the wedding party to 'act scarred' as they pretended they were watching a movie.

WTF Daily Fail, you couldn't even include the picture?


Flacco's wedding photos

The image in question:
jasonprezant.com
/link is as hot as Joe's wife
 
2013-01-29 03:29:15 PM  
totalsteelers.com
 
2013-01-29 03:39:40 PM  
Imagine if he was dating Kristen Stewart.
 
2013-01-29 03:44:13 PM  

Killer Cars: Quiet and generally emotionless, but the most likely person in the office to send a NSFW mass email and be surprised that some people might be offended by it.


The man he replaced at QB, Steve McNair, was famous for taking naps before games. In that last season (where the Ravens lost 10 straight to end the season), the media were referencing that reputation and questioning whether McNair still had the "passion" for the game.

"Being boring" means that Joe is not likely to get a 15 yard hanky or go Super-Asshole like Phil Rivers or get involved in a "nightclub incident".

// but still "it's always the quiet ones"
 
2013-01-29 03:46:04 PM  
he probably really exciting but his zany antics are overshadowed because someone else on his team stabbed 2 people to death
 
2013-01-29 03:50:08 PM  
heh heh heh... his dad sounds kind of funny
 
2013-01-29 04:04:14 PM  

degenerate-afro: scottydoesntknow: In one of the photos Flacco looks like Frankenstein with his arms out, wrists bent and mouth agape.

That was his response when the photographer, Jason Prezant, asked the wedding party to 'act scarred' as they pretended they were watching a movie.

WTF Daily Fail, you couldn't even include the picture?

Flacco's wedding photos

The image in question:
[jasonprezant.com image 850x566]
/link is as hot as Joe's wife


jasonprezant.com

The more pictures I see of this guy, the more I like him.
/nice formation
//except the a holes false starting
 
2013-01-29 04:06:28 PM  

thecpt: degenerate-afro: scottydoesntknow: In one of the photos Flacco looks like Frankenstein with his arms out, wrists bent and mouth agape.

That was his response when the photographer, Jason Prezant, asked the wedding party to 'act scarred' as they pretended they were watching a movie.

WTF Daily Fail, you couldn't even include the picture?

Flacco's wedding photos

The image in question:
[jasonprezant.com image 850x566]
/link is as hot as Joe's wife

[jasonprezant.com image 850x566]

The more pictures I see of this guy, the more I like him.
/nice formation
//except the a holes false starting


What the hell is happening on the right side of that picture? It would have been much better if they were all in formation.
Except, uh, wait a minute I just commented on Joe Flacco's wedding pictures.
I need to go lie down.
 
2013-01-29 04:13:25 PM  

Treygreen13: What the hell is happening on the right side of that picture?


might've been a two count but Flacco saw that the opposing side chose not to use a d-line.
Interesting strategy cotton.
Nonetheless, when flacco went to audible the wideout and slot receiver on the right side false started.
5 sip penalty.

He really classed it up with the red solo too.
 
2013-01-29 04:13:57 PM  

thecpt: Interesting strategy cotton.


Let's see if it pays off for 'em.
 
2013-01-29 04:17:04 PM  

thecpt: Treygreen13: What the hell is happening on the right side of that picture?

might've been a two count but Flacco saw that the opposing side chose not to use a d-line.
Interesting strategy cotton.
Nonetheless, when flacco went to audible the wideout and slot receiver on the right side false started.
5 sip penalty.

He really classed it up with the red solo too.


Flacco's holding a bottle with his throwing arm (the one requesting motion on the right) - class isn't really an issue here.

// I so want it to be MD 20/20
 
2013-01-29 04:17:21 PM  

rufus-t-firefly: [totalsteelers.com image 400x400]


i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-29 04:18:01 PM  

Dr Dreidel: thecpt: Treygreen13: What the hell is happening on the right side of that picture?

might've been a two count but Flacco saw that the opposing side chose not to use a d-line.
Interesting strategy cotton.
Nonetheless, when flacco went to audible the wideout and slot receiver on the right side false started.
5 sip penalty.

He really classed it up with the red solo too.

Flacco's holding a bottle with his throwing arm (the one requesting motion on the right) - class isn't really an issue here.

// I so want it to be MD 20/20


Maybe Flacco is only halfway through boning all of 'em.
 
2013-01-29 04:18:03 PM  

Di Atribe: NuttierThanEver: thomps: NuttierThanEver: ***snip***

In other on-topic news, everyone is so mean to Joe Flacco. Stop being so mean to him! He is a nice man.


GIS for "Leave Flacco alone":

pbs.twimg.com


iron_city_ap: Imagine if he was dating Kristen Stewart.


Now that would be some hot pillow talk:

JF: Hey, uh, you wanna, uh...
KS: Ya, fine, whatever.
JF: So where should I, uhh, oh ok, that's good.
KS: Ya, good, real good.
JF: Did you, uh, cuz I am...
KS: Ya, fine, whatever.
JF: Thanks.
KS: Good night.
 
2013-01-29 04:18:38 PM  

Dr Dreidel: Flacco's holding a bottle with his throwing arm (the one requesting motion on the right) - class isn't really an issue here.


No, the bottle is pure class. (nice touch with the purple bouquet too)
 
2013-01-29 04:24:53 PM  
Is this where he says his dad is retarded?
 
2013-01-29 04:28:39 PM  

roc6783: Di Atribe: NuttierThanEver: thomps: NuttierThanEver: ***snip***

In other on-topic news, everyone is so mean to Joe Flacco. Stop being so mean to him! He is a nice man.

GIS for "Leave Flacco alone":

[pbs.twimg.com image 550x486]



I noticed the link on that photoshopped version, must be some butthurt Patriots fans...

Original - sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net

I believe it was Suggs that put him up to this, wouldn't be surprised if it was. I do love the look on "blindside's" face there...
 
2013-01-29 04:30:39 PM  

mjones73: roc6783: Di Atribe: NuttierThanEver: thomps: NuttierThanEver: ***snip***

In other on-topic news, everyone is so mean to Joe Flacco. Stop being so mean to him! He is a nice man.

GIS for "Leave Flacco alone":

[pbs.twimg.com image 550x486]



I noticed the link on that photoshopped version, must be some butthurt Patriots fans...

Original -

I believe it was Suggs that put him up to this, wouldn't be surprised if it was. I do love the look on "blindside's" face there...


I wouldn't be surprised - Suggs has to be one of the funniest guys in football.
 
2013-01-29 04:33:02 PM  

Dr Dreidel: thecpt: Treygreen13: What the hell is happening on the right side of that picture?

might've been a two count but Flacco saw that the opposing side chose not to use a d-line.
Interesting strategy cotton.
Nonetheless, when flacco went to audible the wideout and slot receiver on the right side false started.
5 sip penalty.

He really classed it up with the red solo too.

Flacco's holding a bottle with his throwing arm (the one requesting motion on the right) - class isn't really an issue here.

// I so want it to be MD 20/20


It's a bottle of champagne on his wedding day ffs. I think that's allowed.

Also - apparently the photo was his wife's idea.
 
2013-01-29 04:37:36 PM  

Deneb81: It's a bottle of champagne on his wedding day ffs. I think that's allowed.

Also - apparently the photo was his wife's idea.


And I want my QB to be holding a bottle of MD 20/20 - a shout-out to his Delaware heritage (go Blue Hens!).

I should hope the photo was Edie Falco's idea. Joe spends so much of his time footballing that he probably relishes any chance to not have to start every conversation with "Flip 29-Z right green on two on two".

// assuming he's not one of the "all football, all the time" types, like Peyton Manning reportedly is
// not that that's a bad thing, just makes you MORE boring
 
2013-01-29 04:43:22 PM  
Why is this a problem.  It's a good thing that he's dull...he's probably not a douchebag.
 
2013-01-29 04:44:14 PM  

Dr Dreidel: And I want my QB to be holding a bottle of MD 20/20 - a shout-out to his Delaware heritage (go Blue Hens!).


OHMFG, I have a hole in my memory where I placed all knowledge of what a mad dawg was and you brought it back up! That is the nastiest, migraine inducing alcohol there is. And of course it was tradition at my school for each freshman to have one before our rivalry game.
 
2013-01-29 04:49:55 PM  
Can we please hurry up and play this game so I can stop hearing about the quarterback version of Icky Woods?
 
2013-01-29 04:52:02 PM  

Deneb81: mjones73: roc6783: Di Atribe: NuttierThanEver: thomps: NuttierThanEver: ***snip***

In other on-topic news, everyone is so mean to Joe Flacco. Stop being so mean to him! He is a nice man.

GIS for "Leave Flacco alone":

[pbs.twimg.com image 550x486]

For those who don't know, he's wearing Ngata's jersey...


I noticed the link on that photoshopped version, must be some butthurt Patriots fans...

Original -

I believe it was Suggs that put him up to this, wouldn't be surprised if it was. I do love the look on "blindside's" face there...

I wouldn't be surprised - Suggs has to be one of the funniest guys in football.


He's insane.. He likes to wreck havoc on team photo day...

i.imgur.com

cdn.ksk.uproxx.com
 
2013-01-29 04:54:43 PM  
Looks like there will be a few Ravens fans at the game.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-29 05:00:07 PM  

degenerate-afro: Looks like there will be a few Ravens fans at the game.

[i.imgur.com image 850x473]


why the hell did someone do that? It's awful.
 
2013-01-29 05:12:02 PM  

degenerate-afro: scottydoesntknow: In one of the photos Flacco looks like Frankenstein with his arms out, wrists bent and mouth agape.

That was his response when the photographer, Jason Prezant, asked the wedding party to 'act scarred' as they pretended they were watching a movie.

WTF Daily Fail, you couldn't even include the picture?

Flacco's wedding photos

The image in question:
[jasonprezant.com image 850x566]
/link is as hot as Joe's wife


I stopped at this one:

jasonprezant.com

These are form 2010? I'm impressed the Olympia is riding that high in the silt and mud. She needs about $55 million in hull repairs.
 
2013-01-29 05:29:48 PM  

Deneb81: I wouldn't be surprised - Suggs has to be one of the funniest guys in football.


mjones73: He's insane.. He likes to wreck havoc on team photo day...


The vortex of awesome that would happen if Suggs and Dockett got together would be magnificent.
 
2013-01-29 05:30:45 PM  

neuroflare: The vortex of awesome that would happen if Suggs and Dockett got together would be magnificent.


Not in a gay way, I meant on the same team for shenanigans
//NTTAWWT
 
2013-01-29 05:47:51 PM  

thecpt: degenerate-afro: Looks like there will be a few Ravens fans at the game.

[i.imgur.com image 850x473]

why the hell did someone do that? It's awful.


Well Ed Reed is from NO which is why there are so many Ed signs. Not sure why that would be awful though.
 
2013-01-29 05:59:58 PM  

degenerate-afro: thecpt: degenerate-afro: Looks like there will be a few Ravens fans at the game.

[i.imgur.com image 850x473]

why the hell did someone do that? It's awful.

Well Ed Reed is from NO which is why there are so many Ed signs. Not sure why that would be awful though.


I meant the photoshopping
 
2013-01-29 06:07:49 PM  

Dr Dreidel: The man he replaced at QB, Steve McNair, was famous for taking naps before games.


His penchant for siestas proved fatal...as was his penchant for selecting women who were a little too possessive.
 
2013-01-29 06:15:41 PM  
 
2013-01-29 06:16:32 PM  

thecpt: degenerate-afro: thecpt: degenerate-afro: Looks like there will be a few Ravens fans at the game.

[i.imgur.com image 850x473]

why the hell did someone do that? It's awful.

Well Ed Reed is from NO which is why there are so many Ed signs. Not sure why that would be awful though.

I meant the photoshopping


Heh, that part I found funny. The real crowd is about 1/3 that size. Russell Street Report is a Ravens fansite.
 
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