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(Daily Mail)   Admirer, "Mayor Bloomberg, you've done a great job on gun control." Mayor Bloomberg, "Hmm, yes, but look at the ass on her"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 23
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2013-01-29 01:45:06 PM  
11 votes:

groppet: No picture of the ass in question? :(


Here you go.
2013-01-29 01:20:27 PM  
7 votes:
2013-01-29 02:19:07 PM  
2 votes:
dittybopper: "He's a rich Democrat, so it's OK."

AKA: "He's not running around telling everyone else how to live so there's no hypocrisy angle."
2013-01-29 01:44:13 PM  
2 votes:

groppet: No picture of the ass in question? :(

2013-01-29 01:42:18 PM  
2 votes:
2013-01-29 01:41:22 PM  
2 votes:
Dat Ass and other large containers are subject to search.
2013-01-29 01:40:14 PM  
2 votes:
is it limited to 16 ounces?
2013-01-29 05:02:58 PM  
1 votes:
dittybopper: "Actually, yes he is: He's up for banning all sorts of things that are acceptable in Free America. Sodas over 16 ounces. Guns (he's spent more of his personal fortune on advancing gun control than any other single individual I'm aware of). Trans fats."

Yeah, way to completely miss the point. Conservatives get in trouble for chasing ass or shuttling their mistresses off to get abortions because they're constantly preaching and trying to legislate their sanctity of marriage and sanctity life values. Those stated values makes the abortions and the mistresses hypocritical. Bloomberg does not preach or legislate *those* values, so his betraying *those* values by being an unrepentant horndog is not a story. When I said he's not trying to legislate how you live, it was quite clearly in that context.

If you want to drag his soda/transfat/gun positions into it, you have to wait until he's caught living in a way that betrays *those* values.
Say, chugging a super big gulp, chowing down fistfuls of some "flavor blasted", trans-fat-infused food-like substance and/or buying an AR15 without a background check.
2013-01-29 04:09:22 PM  
1 votes:
Want to dodge a question?. This is how you do it.
2013-01-29 03:45:39 PM  
1 votes:
dittybopper: socodog: So he's a megalomaniac fascist AND a leering perv with sexual harassment habits?

He's a rich Democrat, so it's OK.

Yet every time he's run for mayor, it was on the Republican ticket.
2013-01-29 03:36:34 PM  
1 votes:

Agent Smiths Laugh: nekulor: I personally liked this take on the article better.

He's also an alumni of my fraternity. Bloomberg is the man.

Salmon: This guy rules

So being a misogynistic, tyrannical, sexist, obnoxious, corrupt scumbag is cool with you fellas? You're pathetic.

Fissile: Good for him. Douche-burg has his problems, but I'll take a guy like this over one of those phoney "family values" closet-cases any day.

You're trading one evil for another and aren't smart enough to recognize it.

Yes, next question?

He's also incredibly successful, the most powerful mayor in America, a huge donor to research funding nationally and very big into philanthropy. Also, misogyny is inherent in the male condition. If you don't think the average guy makes that same judgement, but just doesn't say it, about almost every woman he meets, you're kidding yourself.
2013-01-29 03:12:39 PM  
1 votes:
This is why high-capcity jeans need to be banned.
2013-01-29 02:52:24 PM  
1 votes:
Catty jabs at his colleague's fashion sense?

Hatred of "breeders"?

A farking needlepoint pillow beside his bed professing his straightness?

This is the face of a man who wishes he was brave enough to march wearing leather chaps.

2013-01-29 02:20:56 PM  
1 votes:
2013-01-29 02:19:03 PM  
1 votes:
2013-01-29 02:15:29 PM  
1 votes:

socodog: So he's a megalomaniac fascist AND a leering perv with sexual harassment habits?

He's a rich Democrat, so it's OK.
2013-01-29 02:14:45 PM  
1 votes:
alenka bikar, if she had been a Spice Girl, her moniker would have been Ass Spice, no doubt. I know, I know:




Bonus round: Pigtails

2013-01-29 02:04:58 PM  
1 votes:
Good for him. Douche-burg has his problems, but I'll take a guy like this over one of those phoney "family values" closet-cases any day.
2013-01-29 02:03:20 PM  
1 votes:

Itstoearly: A democrat being a womanizer. I'm shocked....

Please show me his party affiliation and empirical evidence that Democrats are more likely to be womanizers than anyone else.

Thank you!
2013-01-29 01:57:12 PM  
1 votes:
2013-01-29 01:51:54 PM  
1 votes:

Banned on the Run: and look at the ass on her

[i216.photobucket.com image 600x800]

/this is right in my wheelhouse

You call that an ass?

2013-01-29 01:44:52 PM  
1 votes:
And look at the ass on her
2013-01-29 01:39:16 PM  
1 votes:
No picture of the ass in question? :(
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