If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Daily Mail)   Admirer, "Mayor Bloomberg, you've done a great job on gun control." Mayor Bloomberg, "Hmm, yes, but look at the ass on her"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 225
    More: Amusing, New York, Tina Brown, Christine Quinn, gray hair, mayors  
•       •       •

25014 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Jan 2013 at 1:36 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



225 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread
 
2013-01-29 01:20:27 PM
blog.timesunion.com
 
2013-01-29 01:37:42 PM

Bathia_Mapes: [blog.timesunion.com image 600x402]


Came for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-01-29 01:38:04 PM
Without any examples of said ass I'll have to withhold judgement as to whether this was chauvinistic or simply an uncontrollable reflex.
 
2013-01-29 01:39:16 PM
No picture of the ass in question? :(
 
2013-01-29 01:40:14 PM
is it limited to 16 ounces?
 
2013-01-29 01:41:22 PM
Dat Ass and other large containers are subject to search.
 
2013-01-29 01:42:18 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk
"I SAID I'M FABULOUS, ALRIGHT?! JUST TAKE THE GODDAMN PICTURE!"
 
2013-01-29 01:44:06 PM
I personally liked this take on the article better.

He's also an alumni of my fraternity. Bloomberg is the man.
 
2013-01-29 01:44:13 PM

groppet: No picture of the ass in question? :(


www.mediabistro.com
 
2013-01-29 01:44:38 PM
Not in any way a bookmark for what could be an epic ass thread.

/ nope not at all
 
2013-01-29 01:44:52 PM
And look at the ass on her
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-29 01:45:06 PM

groppet: No picture of the ass in question? :(


l3.yimg.com

Here you go.
 
KIA
2013-01-29 01:45:10 PM
Yes, precisely why we should trust him: he's an egomaniacal, out-of-control billionaire who obviously regards women as objects for his geriatric lusts. Eww. Can't believe my fingers just typed that. Yuck.

Great choice for a leader.

Also, now clear why he doesn't want anyone around him with firearms.
 
2013-01-29 01:45:14 PM
No ass bans while he's on watch.
 
2013-01-29 01:48:14 PM

nekulor: I personally liked this take on the article better.

He's also an alumni of my fraternity. Bloomberg is the man.


I am an alumni of his fraternity/chapter too. Who are you?
 
2013-01-29 01:48:49 PM
This could be an epic thread
 
2013-01-29 01:49:02 PM
Mayor Michael Bloomberg shocked New York when he openly admired a woman's derriere as he mingled at an event.

If this is what shocks New York now, what the fark happened to New York?

/I know, media hyperbole
//and likely a bookmark
 
2013-01-29 01:49:18 PM

MooseUpNorth: groppet: No picture of the ass in question? :(

[l3.yimg.com image 450x300]

Here you go.


Perfect!!

Bloomberg is a total ass...
 
2013-01-29 01:49:28 PM
This guy rules
 
2013-01-29 01:50:26 PM
Perfect example of what a New York politician thinks his office is for.

Signing terms of surrender, taking rights away from citizens, and nailing the secretary.

Bloomberg is a perfect example of everything that is wrong with this country.
 
2013-01-29 01:51:24 PM
i216.photobucket.com

/tread lightly pic posters, when it comes to booties, the NSFW line is lower than you think it might be
 
2013-01-29 01:51:35 PM
Bannedontherun - I nominate you for Farker of the Year.
 
2013-01-29 01:51:54 PM

Banned on the Run: and look at the ass on her

[i216.photobucket.com image 600x800]

/this is right in my wheelhouse




You call that an ass?

3.bp.blogspot.com
PADDOW.
 
2013-01-29 01:54:39 PM
Check out the ass on Ms. Alba.

i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-29 01:55:05 PM
ITT:

White boys who like skinny little asses.

/sorry guys, prior post had to be done
 
2013-01-29 01:55:06 PM

Banned on the Run: and look at the ass on her

[i216.photobucket.com image 600x800]

/this is right in my wheelhouse


Because I drool over small asses I'll just stay with this one awhile.
Carry on my good man.
 
2013-01-29 01:55:53 PM
danielwheeler.org
 
2013-01-29 01:57:12 PM
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-29 01:59:11 PM
Where's Perry?

Gov. Perry: oops


There you are.
 
2013-01-29 02:00:04 PM
A democrat being a womanizer. I'm shocked....
 
2013-01-29 02:02:17 PM
So he's a megalomaniac fascist AND a leering perv with sexual harassment habits?
 
2013-01-29 02:03:02 PM
www1.whdh.com
Unremarkable
 
2013-01-29 02:03:08 PM
needsofthemany.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-29 02:03:15 PM
Oof. Pics are getting pulled.


Here they are:

Chipper Jones is hitting this --NSFW
Bloomberg is limiting the allowable size of asses, so now you need 2 -- NSFW

/the above gives you a idea about where the line is.
//don't cross it
 
2013-01-29 02:03:20 PM

Itstoearly: A democrat being a womanizer. I'm shocked....


Please show me his party affiliation and empirical evidence that Democrats are more likely to be womanizers than anyone else.

Thank you!
 
2013-01-29 02:03:45 PM
Sexist liberals? It's more likely than you think.
 
2013-01-29 02:04:08 PM

KIA: Yes, precisely why we should trust him: he's an egomaniacal, out-of-control billionaire who obviously regards women as objects for his geriatric lusts. Eww. Can't believe my fingers just typed that. Yuck.

Great choice for a leader.

Also, now clear why he doesn't want anyone around him with firearms.


I bet he's got binders full of women's asses.
 
2013-01-29 02:04:54 PM

Banned on the Run: [i216.photobucket.com image 700x436]

/tread lightly pic posters, when it comes to booties, the NSFW line is lower than you think it might be


She would look even better with two legs.
 
2013-01-29 02:04:58 PM
Good for him. Douche-burg has his problems, but I'll take a guy like this over one of those phoney "family values" closet-cases any day.
 
2013-01-29 02:08:13 PM
Well this thread made lunchtime a much more enjoyable experience.

Except for one of the above mentioned asses was flat and weird.

Thanks and cheers!
 
2013-01-29 02:10:21 PM

nekulor: I personally liked this take on the article better.

He's also an alumni of my fraternity. Bloomberg is the man.


Wait no way.... HI HI HI
 
2013-01-29 02:10:32 PM
Those humps, those humps, those lovely lady lumps!
 
2013-01-29 02:11:11 PM
FTFA: "The article doesn't mention the name of the woman in question..."

Read no more. The thread can deliver the content instead.
 
2013-01-29 02:12:43 PM
This story is a crappy puff piece sourced from the politician's own office. It is aimed to spin the comment by reminding the voters that his close political ally is the gay city council president, so he should get a pass on the comment.
 
2013-01-29 02:13:10 PM
Don't mind if I do!

web.mit.edu
 
2013-01-29 02:13:40 PM

Banned on the Run: Oof. Pics are getting pulled.


I just want to tell you good luck. We're all counting on you.
 
2013-01-29 02:14:45 PM
alenka bikar, if she had been a Spice Girl, her moniker would have been Ass Spice, no doubt. I know, I know:

1.bp.blogspot.com
www.labelleetleblog.com

Behold:

2.bp.blogspot.com
www.thesportsbrewery.com
www.thesportsbrewery.com

Bonus round: Pigtails

img004.lazygirls.info
 
2013-01-29 02:15:29 PM

socodog: So he's a megalomaniac fascist AND a leering perv with sexual harassment habits?


He's a rich Democrat, so it's OK.
 
2013-01-29 02:15:44 PM
fruitloop: "If this is what shocks New York now, what the fark happened to New York?"

This. Last I heard, that sort of comment was a thing that endeared you to New Yorkers.

/ It's not like it was a secret that he was a raging asshole when they elected him.
 
2013-01-29 02:16:10 PM
This thread is relevant to my interests.
 
2013-01-29 02:18:36 PM
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-29 02:19:03 PM
bios.weddingbee.com
 
2013-01-29 02:19:07 PM
dittybopper: "He's a rich Democrat, so it's OK."

AKA: "He's not running around telling everyone else how to live so there's no hypocrisy angle."
 
2013-01-29 02:19:57 PM

Rumpertumpskin: alenka bikar, if she had been a Spice Girl, her moniker would have been Ass Spice, no doubt. I know, I know:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]
[www.labelleetleblog.com image 383x328]

Behold:

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 300x400]
[www.thesportsbrewery.com image 400x285]
[www.thesportsbrewery.com image 384x284]

Bonus round: Pigtails

[img004.lazygirls.info image 480x640]


===============

I don't know, dude. Looks like she could crush you at will with that thing.
 
2013-01-29 02:20:09 PM
The only thing funnier than the fact that this has turned into an ass pic thread is the few posters still desperately trying to keep the discussion about politics.

And to that latter group, I must ask:  what the hell is wrong with you?
 
2013-01-29 02:20:23 PM
Can I join in?

i49.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-29 02:20:56 PM
ESE CULO
 
2013-01-29 02:20:59 PM

ringersol: He's not running around telling everyone else how to live so there's no hypocrisy angle.


... rly? If you don't shut up I will throw my 15oz soda at you.

/I like the guy, but c'mon
 
2013-01-29 02:23:09 PM
PNSFW

PNSFW

Just in case it's too much.
 
2013-01-29 02:26:49 PM
NSFW

NSFW

Hey look here's three more.
 
2013-01-29 02:29:31 PM

ringersol: dittybopper: "He's a rich Democrat, so it's OK."

AKA: "He's not running around telling everyone else how to live so there's no hypocrisy angle."


Actually, yes he is: He's up for banning all sorts of things that are acceptable in Free America. Sodas over 16 ounces. Guns (he's spent more of his personal fortune on advancing gun control than any other single individual I'm aware of). Trans fats.
 
2013-01-29 02:30:52 PM

ringersol: dittybopper: "He's a rich Democrat, so it's OK."

AKA: "He's not running around telling everyone else how to live so there's no hypocrisy angle."


Ya might not wanna say that about Mr. "no Big Gulp" Bloomberg...
 
2013-01-29 02:31:50 PM

Banned on the Run: [i216.photobucket.com image 682x1023]


you should be president of the interwebz

or a saint of some sort

/god's work
 
2013-01-29 02:32:36 PM

gilgigamesh: The only thing funnier than the fact that this has turned into an ass pic thread is the few posters still desperately trying to keep the discussion about politics.

And to that latter group, I must ask:  what the hell is wrong with you?


We're Farkers, with a capital 'F'. You know what that means? Do ya? That means that we were kicked off of every decent website in the world. We are the wretched refuse. We're the underdog.
 
2013-01-29 02:33:23 PM

gilgigamesh: The only thing funnier than the fact that this has turned into an ass pic thread is the few posters still desperately trying to keep the discussion about politics.

And to that latter group, I must ask:  what the hell is wrong with you?


Nothing wrong with multitasking...
 
2013-01-29 02:34:26 PM

gilgigamesh: The only thing funnier than the fact that this has turned into an ass pic thread is the few posters still desperately trying to keep the discussion about politics.

And to that latter group, I must ask:  what the hell is wrong with you?


You don't really want us to answer that, do you?

Now back to the posteriors.
 
2013-01-29 02:35:39 PM
i45.tinypic.com

Do you know how hard it is to find pictures of nice asses that are anything like SFW?
 
2013-01-29 02:35:44 PM
This appears to be the ass in question.

I'll have to concur with the Mayor.

assets.nydailynews.com

Hot like dat ass
 
2013-01-29 02:37:06 PM

gilgigamesh: Banned on the Run: and look at the ass on her

[i216.photobucket.com image 600x800]

/this is right in my wheelhouse

You call that an ass?

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 550x600]
PADDOW.


AAAAGGHHH GRAVITATIONAL PULL!!11!

*face mashes into monitor*

MMMGPFFPRBFFBLLLL!!!1!!
 
2013-01-29 02:37:38 PM

nekulor: I personally liked this take on the article better.

He's also an alumni of my fraternity. Bloomberg is the man.


Uh huh.
 
2013-01-29 02:38:41 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: [i45.tinypic.com image 492x670]

Do you know how hard it is to find pictures of nice asses that are anything like SFW?


Now THAT is what I call an ass.  Well done.

Pay attention, Farkers.
 
2013-01-29 02:39:00 PM

Banned on the Run: Oof. Pics are getting pulled.


Must be a gay moderator.

....

*rubs hands evilly*

*slowly starts to cackle*
 
2013-01-29 02:40:18 PM

insano: nekulor: I personally liked this take on the article better.

He's also an alumni of my fraternity. Bloomberg is the man.

I am an alumni of his fraternity/chapter too. Who are you?


Not his chapter, just of Phi Psi nationally. I'm from Maryland.
 
2013-01-29 02:40:31 PM

nekulor: I personally liked this take on the article better.

He's also an alumni of my fraternity. Bloomberg is the man.


Which one? Rapa Dama Day? I Felta Thi? Tappa Kegga Bru?

/be careful with those jokes, they're antiques
 
2013-01-29 02:41:50 PM
classy liberals
 
2013-01-29 02:42:22 PM

Fissile: Rumpertumpskin: alenka bikar, if she had been a Spice Girl, her moniker would have been Ass Spice, no doubt. I know, I know:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]
[www.labelleetleblog.com image 383x328]

Behold:

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 300x400]
[www.thesportsbrewery.com image 400x285]
[www.thesportsbrewery.com image 384x284]

Bonus round: Pigtails

[img004.lazygirls.info image 480x640]

===============

I don't know, dude. Looks like she could crush you at will with that thing.


yo Fiss....

There are worse ways to die.
 
2013-01-29 02:43:14 PM

clane: classy liberals


Who you callin' classy?

i45.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-29 02:46:13 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: Do you know how hard it is to find pictures of nice asses that are anything like SFW?


we appreciate your sacrifice, sir.
 
2013-01-29 02:47:09 PM
So is the anigif of her too big, or NSFFark?

/ on phone, can't post it anyway
 
2013-01-29 02:47:47 PM

gilgigamesh: I May Be Crazy But...: [i45.tinypic.com image 492x670]

Do you know how hard it is to find pictures of nice asses that are anything like SFW?

Now THAT is what I call an ass.  Well done.

Pay attention, Farkers.


Not so sure.  Although the curves are visually appealing, the proportions appear unnatural, as if the bottoms had been somehow enhanced
 
2013-01-29 02:48:28 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-29 02:51:38 PM
Completely NSFW but a nice ass. Can't say the say for her face, though.
 
2013-01-29 02:52:24 PM
Catty jabs at his colleague's fashion sense?

Hatred of "breeders"?

A farking needlepoint pillow beside his bed professing his straightness?

This is the face of a man who wishes he was brave enough to march wearing leather chaps.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-01-29 02:53:26 PM
i50.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-29 02:55:09 PM

FatherChaos: [bios.weddingbee.com image 444x366]


THIS.

/go on
///please
 
2013-01-29 02:57:23 PM
Damn, this thread delivers!
 
2013-01-29 02:57:26 PM
Banned on the Run: Oof. Pics are getting pulled.


Here they are:

Chipper Jones is hitting this --NSFW
Bloomberg is limiting the allowable size of asses, so now you need 2 -- NSFW

/the above gives you a idea about where the line is.
//don't cross it


Bathia_Mapes:
[blog.timesunion.com image 600x402]

Damn. Dat lefty's everything.
 
2013-01-29 02:57:45 PM
losersbracket.com
 
2013-01-29 02:57:49 PM

4tehsnowflakes: Not so sure. Although the curves are visually appealing, the proportions appear unnatural, as if the bottoms had been somehow enhanced


Those can't be real. No matter how much I want them to be real, and I really really do, they can't be.
 
2013-01-29 02:58:13 PM
This here booty came from God's own stash, you know the stuff so good he keeps it for himself...

Virginia Collins: being safe by claiming NSFW just thongs no penlight stuff....

1
2
3
 
2013-01-29 02:59:59 PM
I have no idea what this is all about, and there's a chance it's not SFW, but certainly fits the theme: PNSFW
 
2013-01-29 03:00:37 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: Completely NSFW but a nice ass. Can't say the say for her face, though.


She have a face?
 
2013-01-29 03:01:42 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I May Be Crazy But...: Completely NSFW but a nice ass. Can't say the say for her face, though.

She have a face?


That's the rumor.
 
2013-01-29 03:03:01 PM
 
2013-01-29 03:04:48 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: NSFW


good lord.....
 
2013-01-29 03:05:07 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: [i45.tinypic.com image 492x670]

Do you know how hard it is to find pictures of nice asses that are anything like SFW?


That is shooped. Check out the blurryness by said asses.
 
2013-01-29 03:07:24 PM
NSFW NSFW

NSFW, and it won't help you focus during your workout, either.
 
2013-01-29 03:08:28 PM
I have to admire the diligence of any reporter who made it to page six of that boooring New Yorker piece.

And I admire you Farkers for your response.
 
2013-01-29 03:10:15 PM
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-29 03:12:36 PM
 
2013-01-29 03:12:39 PM
This is why high-capcity jeans need to be banned.
 
2013-01-29 03:12:42 PM
 
2013-01-29 03:15:02 PM
i47.tinypic.com

I hope this is SFW, and I know I like it.
 
2013-01-29 03:15:15 PM

Banned on the Run: Oof. Pics are getting pulled.


Here they are:

Chipper Jones is hitting this --NSFW
...


Is it just me or is that ass borderline boyish? Great asses don't stand by themselves. Hip:waist ratio counts.
 
2013-01-29 03:16:40 PM

fozziewazzi: Is it just me or is that ass borderline boyish? Great asses don't stand by themselves. Hip:waist ratio counts.


Boyish? How many naked boy bottoms do you see every day?
 
2013-01-29 03:18:58 PM

Tat'dGreaser: fozziewazzi: Is it just me or is that ass borderline boyish? Great asses don't stand by themselves. Hip:waist ratio counts.

Boyish? How many naked boy bottoms do you see every day?


Dude, red beans and rice missed her.
 
2013-01-29 03:19:36 PM
NSFW, and I'm guessing she's a dancer.
 
2013-01-29 03:19:48 PM
When you add comments like this to his paranoia and megalomaniac heavy handed attitude he is displaying the traits of non-Alzheimer type dementia, unlike like Reagan did. Best take his money and give it to me for safe keeping until I can know for sure who should get a small portion of it.
 
2013-01-29 03:21:35 PM
In no way should this post be considered a bookmark for later viewing after work.
 
2013-01-29 03:22:29 PM
I'm going to have to go ahead and bookmark this.
 
2013-01-29 03:28:54 PM

jigger: [needsofthemany.files.wordpress.com image 500x442]


That's what I was waiting for.
 
2013-01-29 03:28:57 PM

dittybopper: gilgigamesh: The only thing funnier than the fact that this has turned into an ass pic thread is the few posters still desperately trying to keep the discussion about politics.

And to that latter group, I must ask:  what the hell is wrong with you?

We're Farkers, with a capital 'F'. You know what that means? Do ya? That means that we were kicked off of every decent website in the world. We are the wretched refuse. We're the underdog.


i've only been booted from one site

i just like it here

also: OT

is it true that the mayor who is so against firearms actually has one himself? and a concealed carry permit?

is this accurate ?

if so, anyone who supports him leaves me with a puzzled face
 
2013-01-29 03:29:38 PM
To all those posting booty pics (excepting gilgigamesh, sorry just don't swing that way duder):
www.american-buddha.com
Am I the only one who thought of this scene?
 
2013-01-29 03:30:08 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: NSFW, and I'm guessing she's a dancer.


Best one so far
 
2013-01-29 03:32:04 PM
book
 
2013-01-29 03:32:47 PM

nekulor: I personally liked this take on the article better.

He's also an alumni of my fraternity. Bloomberg is the man.


Salmon: This guy rules


So being a misogynistic, tyrannical, sexist, obnoxious, corrupt scumbag is cool with you fellas? You're pathetic.

Fissile: Good for him. Douche-burg has his problems, but I'll take a guy like this over one of those phoney "family values" closet-cases any day.


You're trading one evil for another and aren't smart enough to recognize it.
 
2013-01-29 03:33:13 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: clane: classy liberals

Who you callin' classy?

[i45.tinypic.com image 464x693]


i forgot what we were talking about
 
2013-01-29 03:33:49 PM

thecpt: nekulor: I personally liked this take on the article better.

He's also an alumni of my fraternity. Bloomberg is the man.

Wait no way.... HI HI HI


Yessir. MD Gamma. Hi Hi Hi brother.
 
2013-01-29 03:35:52 PM
NSFW

NSFW

Both completely naked. And glorious. Can't forget glorious.
 
2013-01-29 03:36:34 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: nekulor: I personally liked this take on the article better.

He's also an alumni of my fraternity. Bloomberg is the man.

Salmon: This guy rules

So being a misogynistic, tyrannical, sexist, obnoxious, corrupt scumbag is cool with you fellas? You're pathetic.

Fissile: Good for him. Douche-burg has his problems, but I'll take a guy like this over one of those phoney "family values" closet-cases any day.

You're trading one evil for another and aren't smart enough to recognize it.


Yes, next question?

He's also incredibly successful, the most powerful mayor in America, a huge donor to research funding nationally and very big into philanthropy. Also, misogyny is inherent in the male condition. If you don't think the average guy makes that same judgement, but just doesn't say it, about almost every woman he meets, you're kidding yourself.
 
2013-01-29 03:38:00 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: [i45.tinypic.com image 492x670]

Do you know how hard it is to find pictures of nice asses that are anything like SFW?


THat's some re-goddamned-diculous photoshopping of what are probably lovely asses in their unaltered state.
 
2013-01-29 03:40:11 PM

inner ted:
also: OT
is it true that the mayor who is so against firearms actually has one himself? and a concealed carry permit?
is this accurate ?
if so, anyone who supports him leaves me with a puzzled face


Declaring your opinion while openly admitting you don't know the facts.
You'll fit in well here, sir.
 
2013-01-29 03:40:22 PM
I have never been happier to have gone directly to the comments.
Did NOT RTFA!!
 
2013-01-29 03:41:29 PM
NSFW

NSFW, and someone draping themselves in the flag seems appropriate for a thread with politics being argued.
 
2013-01-29 03:41:35 PM

insano: nekulor: I personally liked this take on the article better.

He's also an alumni of my fraternity. Bloomberg is the man.

I am an alumni of his fraternity/chapter too. Who are you?


Although, you may have a few years on me if you're an alumnus. I'm still an active. Have you been down to any of the alumni sessions in Cabo? Debating going this next year after I graduate as a vacation with the girlfriend.
 
2013-01-29 03:42:29 PM
groppet: No picture of the ass in question? :(

Our local paper, the NY Daily news showed a few possible asses buit didn't ID the one bloomberg was talking about.
assets.nydailynews.com
 
2013-01-29 03:43:57 PM
Itstoearly: A democrat being a womanizer. I'm shocked....

While male Republicans are known for chasing other men.
 
2013-01-29 03:45:39 PM
dittybopper: socodog: So he's a megalomaniac fascist AND a leering perv with sexual harassment habits?

He's a rich Democrat, so it's OK.


Yet every time he's run for mayor, it was on the Republican ticket.
 
2013-01-29 03:46:26 PM
 
2013-01-29 03:49:18 PM

nekulor: Yessir. MD Gamma. Hi Hi Hi brother.


Penn Theta Represent
 
2013-01-29 03:49:41 PM

mytdawg: This appears to be the ass in question.

I'll have to concur with the Mayor.

[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x1004]

Hot like dat ass


You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar. Thank you for your contribution to this thread.
 
2013-01-29 03:50:01 PM

nekulor: Agent Smiths Laugh: nekulor: I personally liked this take on the article better.

He's also an alumni of my fraternity. Bloomberg is the man.

Salmon: This guy rules

So being a misogynistic, tyrannical, sexist, obnoxious, corrupt scumbag is cool with you fellas? You're pathetic.

Fissile: Good for him. Douche-burg has his problems, but I'll take a guy like this over one of those phoney "family values" closet-cases any day.

You're trading one evil for another and aren't smart enough to recognize it.

Yes, next question?

He's also incredibly successful, the most powerful mayor in America, a huge donor to research funding nationally and very big into philanthropy. Also, misogyny is inherent in the male condition. If you don't think the average guy makes that same judgement, but just doesn't say it, about almost every woman he meets, you're kidding yourself.


My comments aren't in regards to his noticing a nice ass. In that respect I take no issue with him, and in that context your observation is correct.

But did you read the rest of the article? Did you take no notice of his disgusting sexism and misogyny that goes far beyond having a set of functional eyeballs?

Clearly you didn't and my evaluation of you does not change.

Or you're okay with it because you're convinced he may have done some good, even in the face of other challenges he's spearheaded against liberty. In which case my evaluation of you drops lower.

I expect more integrity from people in power. Unreasonably, of course, because they continue to fall short of my expectations. Like most of humanity.
 
2013-01-29 03:56:15 PM

God-is-a-Taco: inner ted:
also: OT
is it true that the mayor who is so against firearms actually has one himself? and a concealed carry permit?
is this accurate ?
if so, anyone who supports him leaves me with a puzzled face

Declaring your opinion while openly admitting you don't know the facts.
You'll fit in well here, sir.


wow

you get ass hurty rather easily don't you?

of course, if you have any pertinent information, please do share

/and frankly, most folks around here don't bother to ask a question, they move right to the "here's my opinion"
you'll see that if you can tough it out long enough - but you do seem... fragile, so i won't hold my breath
 
2013-01-29 03:57:01 PM
BREAKING NEWS

A MAN LIKES THE SHAPE OF A WOMAN'S ASS

FULL STORY AFTER THE COMMERCIAL BREAK

why is this wrong or even newsworthy? no man should be ashamed of his masculinity
 
2013-01-29 03:58:16 PM
Why yes,this is a shameless bookmark.

/don't really care about his comment
//I've said much worse
 
2013-01-29 04:03:09 PM
NSFW, and not really the best way to go through a tunnel.
 
2013-01-29 04:06:13 PM

thecpt: nekulor: Yessir. MD Gamma. Hi Hi Hi brother.

Penn Theta Represent


Ah nice, Penn State. We keep meaning to do a chapter visit with you all. We try to do one or so a semester. Last fall was WV Alpha, and those guys are nuts. Great chapter, but very different from mine.
 
2013-01-29 04:06:13 PM
THIS is a bookmark!
 
2013-01-29 04:07:38 PM
Unfortunately, I have to eat, which means I have to work. So I'm done for now, but I hope y'all can keep the thread going.

And I might as well say for the record that if there's any farkettes in the thread, I'm always happy to get BIE or AIE and have EIP. It's a long shot, but I might as well ask!
 
2013-01-29 04:09:22 PM
Want to dodge a question?. This is how you do it.
 
2013-01-29 04:11:41 PM
Cash don't buy class
 
2013-01-29 04:14:46 PM
Aw, c'mon. A Brit paper wants us to think that Bloomberg "shocks New York with comment about woman's behind".

Really? These guys have *never* been to NYC, have they?

/"WTF Her @$$ ain't that great. You should see this one stripper over in Jersey, my farking god..." would be more like it.
 
2013-01-29 04:17:25 PM

nekulor: Ah nice, Penn State. We keep meaning to do a chapter visit with you all. We try to do one or so a semester. Last fall was WV Alpha, and those guys are nuts. Great chapter, but very different from mine.


No, penn theta is Lafayette. I think PSU is lamda. Penn Theta is calm depending on the weekend. Try to line it up with the Laf/Lehigh football game if you want the crazy.
 
2013-01-29 04:20:57 PM

GF named my left testicle thundercles: BREAKING NEWS

A MAN LIKES THE SHAPE OF A WOMAN'S ASS

FULL STORY AFTER THE COMMERCIAL BREAK

why is this wrong or even newsworthy?


If it creates threads like this, then it should be reported on.
It helps us make sense of this chaotic world, one ass at a time.
 
2013-01-29 04:25:54 PM

Rumpertumpskin: alenka bikar, if she had been a Spice Girl, her moniker would have been Ass Spice, no doubt. I know, I know:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]
[www.labelleetleblog.com image 383x328]

Behold:

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 300x400]
[www.thesportsbrewery.com image 400x285]
[www.thesportsbrewery.com image 384x284]

Bonus round: Pigtails

[img004.lazygirls.info image 480x640]


Honestly, I don't think I'm ready for that jelly.
 
2013-01-29 04:27:15 PM
If a female mayor had said it about a man we'd all be applauding her.

/people like sex, get over it.
 
2013-01-29 04:31:03 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: GF named my left testicle thundercles: BREAKING NEWS

A MAN LIKES THE SHAPE OF A WOMAN'S ASS

FULL STORY AFTER THE COMMERCIAL BREAK

why is this wrong or even newsworthy?

If it creates threads like this, then it should be reported on.
It helps us make sense of this chaotic world, one ass at a time.


yeah, i think that threads like this are probably more important than any other type of thread... more than making sense, it teaches us to ignore the requirement for sense. it's like religious or something.
 
2013-01-29 04:31:23 PM
i891.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-29 04:51:36 PM

KIA: Yes, precisely why we should trust him: he's an egomaniacal, out-of-control billionaire who obviously regards women as objects for his geriatric lusts. Eww. Can't believe my fingers just typed that. Yuck.

Great choice for a leader.

Also, now clear why he doesn't want anyone around him with firearms.


Just wait til these leaders and others around them are implicated with the same 'extracurricular activities' as the priests, womanizing will seem pretty passé.
 
2013-01-29 05:02:58 PM
dittybopper: "Actually, yes he is: He's up for banning all sorts of things that are acceptable in Free America. Sodas over 16 ounces. Guns (he's spent more of his personal fortune on advancing gun control than any other single individual I'm aware of). Trans fats."

Yeah, way to completely miss the point. Conservatives get in trouble for chasing ass or shuttling their mistresses off to get abortions because they're constantly preaching and trying to legislate their sanctity of marriage and sanctity life values. Those stated values makes the abortions and the mistresses hypocritical. Bloomberg does not preach or legislate *those* values, so his betraying *those* values by being an unrepentant horndog is not a story. When I said he's not trying to legislate how you live, it was quite clearly in that context.

If you want to drag his soda/transfat/gun positions into it, you have to wait until he's caught living in a way that betrays *those* values.
Say, chugging a super big gulp, chowing down fistfuls of some "flavor blasted", trans-fat-infused food-like substance and/or buying an AR15 without a background check.
 
2013-01-29 05:03:00 PM
In 2009, he confessed that he had a crush on an English 'honey' - actress Honeysuckle Weeks.

4.bp.blogspot.com

The mayor likes a woman in uniform, I see.
 
2013-01-29 05:11:45 PM
So he's an ass man. He doesn't have to apologize for that. Women are beautiful and some have great asses. Grow up.

Personally I still feel bad for the Governor of NJ that got ousted for slamming his butt buddy. What a guy does with his penis is his own business. You mad because he was married? Honey if she was worth half a buck in the sack he wouldn't have been banging man junk off his chin to begin with.
 
2013-01-29 05:13:20 PM

CheekyMonkey: ringersol: dittybopper: "He's a rich Democrat, so it's OK."

AKA: "He's not running around telling everyone else how to live so there's no hypocrisy angle."

Ya might not wanna say that about Mr. "no Big Gulp" Bloomberg...


i893.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-29 05:16:14 PM

MooseUpNorth: groppet: No picture of the ass in question? :(

[l3.yimg.com image 450x300]

Here you go.



Well played, sir.  Well played.
 
2013-01-29 05:16:59 PM

KIA: Yes, precisely why we should trust him: he's an egomaniacal, out-of-control billionaire who obviously regards women as objects for his geriatric lusts. Eww. Can't believe my fingers just typed that. Yuck.



This. It's one thing to notice a fine ass, something else entirely to be incapable of commenting on it to strangers in public. And he gives the Speaker of the City Council shiat for wearing flats? It's 2013, right?
 
2013-01-29 05:52:30 PM
 
2013-01-29 05:53:12 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-29 05:54:17 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-29 05:54:54 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-29 05:55:39 PM

thecpt: nekulor: Ah nice, Penn State. We keep meaning to do a chapter visit with you all. We try to do one or so a semester. Last fall was WV Alpha, and those guys are nuts. Great chapter, but very different from mine.

No, penn theta is Lafayette. I think PSU is lamda. Penn Theta is calm depending on the weekend. Try to line it up with the Laf/Lehigh football game if you want the crazy.


Ah ok. We used to have the same week in Cabo as you all. Met a few of your guys down there back in the day, when I was a sophomore.
 
2013-01-29 05:57:04 PM
 
2013-01-29 05:58:21 PM

Banned on the Run: Nice thing about asses is their proximity to hips (NSFW)


and thighs (NSFW boyshorts)
 
2013-01-29 05:59:23 PM

Banned on the Run: Banned on the Run: Nice thing about asses is their proximity to hips (NSFW)

and thighs (NSFW boyshorts)


and back dimples (NSFW)
 
2013-01-29 06:02:15 PM

Banned on the Run: Banned on the Run: Banned on the Run: Nice thing about asses is their proximity to hips (NSFW)

and thighs (NSFW boyshorts)

and back dimples (NSFW)


and hoo-hahs (Not remotely SFW)
 
2013-01-29 06:04:45 PM
 
2013-01-29 06:06:29 PM
 
2013-01-29 06:07:15 PM
 
2013-01-29 06:07:15 PM

Banned on the Run: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x667]


Three thumbs up! Thanks Banned on the Run.
 
2013-01-29 06:08:52 PM
 
2013-01-29 06:10:00 PM
 
2013-01-29 06:11:01 PM
 
2013-01-29 06:13:00 PM
 
2013-01-29 06:15:38 PM
 
2013-01-29 06:17:29 PM
 
2013-01-29 06:19:51 PM
 
2013-01-29 06:21:42 PM
Knew I had some SFW ones

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-29 06:23:43 PM

Banned on the Run: Knew I had some SFW ones

[25.media.tumblr.com image 400x600]


Same woman, NSFW
and another
 
2013-01-29 06:28:28 PM
 
2013-01-29 06:32:59 PM
Appears I'm alone in here

NSFW ass antlers
 
2013-01-29 06:34:18 PM
 
2013-01-29 06:35:21 PM

Banned on the Run: Appears I'm alone in here


Please continue, good sir.
 
2013-01-29 06:37:06 PM
cache.daylife.com
/bookmark
 
2013-01-29 06:42:12 PM
One more SFW

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-29 06:53:40 PM

Banned on the Run: Appears I'm alone in here


No one else is needed, Sir.
 
2013-01-29 06:55:07 PM

Itstoearly: A democrat being a womanizer. I'm shocked....


You'll be even more shocked to learn he is an Independent that ran on the Republican Party line.
 
2013-01-29 07:02:47 PM
i198.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-29 07:11:20 PM

ringersol: dittybopper: "He's a rich Democrat, so it's OK."

AKA: "He's not running around telling everyone else how to live so there's no hypocrisy angle."


Wait... you seriously just said that about Bloomberg???
 
2013-01-29 07:12:13 PM
nice thread
 
2013-01-29 07:15:54 PM
God damnit Banned on the Run Now I have to explain to the hospital how I bit my lower lip clean off.
 
2013-01-29 07:23:33 PM
Give a try at least . . .
static1.fjcdn.com
What do you know, it fit

/Hot, of course
 
2013-01-29 07:51:30 PM
nice
 
2013-01-29 07:58:30 PM
i180.photobucket.com


/You're all slipping
 
2013-01-29 08:12:34 PM
Wassat? Oh ok fine...


openwalls.com

www.radiotimes.com

www1.pictures.zimbio.com

ball72.com

asset.ninemsn.com.au

i.telegraph.co.uk

i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2013-01-29 09:01:15 PM
Best


Thread


Evar

EVAR!!!
 
2013-01-29 09:08:05 PM

ScShag: Banned on the Run: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x667]

Three thumbs up! Thanks Banned on the Run.


One BIG BIG BIG thumb...or something, UP!
 
2013-01-29 10:26:19 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: nekulor: I personally liked this take on the article better.

He's also an alumni of my fraternity. Bloomberg is the man.

Salmon: This guy rules

So being a misogynistic, tyrannical, sexist, obnoxious, corrupt scumbag is cool with you fellas? You're pathetic.

Fissile: Good for him. Douche-burg has his problems, but I'll take a guy like this over one of those phoney "family values" closet-cases any day.

You're trading one evil for another and aren't smart enough to recognize it.


==============

I'd gladly check the non-evil box, but there no longer seems to be one.
 
2013-01-29 10:33:14 PM
This is really embarrassing.

One of those ass pictures?

Ummm....

As someone said in a different thread, getting embarrassing stuff the Internet is like getting per out of a swimming pool.

I kind of feel sick.
 
2013-01-29 10:35:05 PM
*getting pee out of a swimming pool.

Definitely drink time.
 
2013-01-29 10:49:33 PM

megarian: This is really embarrassing.

One of those ass pictures?

Ummm....

As someone said in a different thread, getting embarrassing stuff the Internet is like getting per out of a swimming pool.

I kind of feel sick.


Unless you were danny devito in the penguin, there is no pic in this thread that you should be embarrassed about.
 
2013-01-29 10:50:13 PM
wow, devito as the penguin. Definitely drank time
 
2013-01-29 10:56:35 PM

thecpt: wow, devito as the penguin. Definitely drank time


That's the great thing about ass pics, even your face is on it, no one will notice!!! So I've got that going for me.

And cheers!!
 
2013-01-29 10:58:18 PM

megarian: This is really embarrassing.

One of those ass pictures?

Ummm....

As someone said in a different thread, getting embarrassing stuff the Internet is like getting per out of a swimming pool.

I kind of feel sick.


Well, hell.

Part of me is curious. The rest of me feels bad that it could have been one I put up.

If it was, sorry about that.
 
2013-01-29 11:00:16 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: megarian: This is really embarrassing.

One of those ass pictures?

Ummm....

As someone said in a different thread, getting embarrassing stuff the Internet is like getting per out of a swimming pool.

I kind of feel sick.

Well, hell.

Part of me is curious. The rest of me feels bad that it could have been one I put up.

If it was, sorry about that.


It's my job :) I work for an art department at a university, so no harm, no foul!

And everyone likes a nice butt.

Best. Thread. EVAR.
 
2013-01-29 11:02:11 PM

megarian: And everyone likes a nice butt.

Best. Thread. EVAR.


Preach it!
 
2013-01-29 11:06:02 PM
....I'm still a little disturbed about how it got this far, though.


I know, I know...the internets, how do they work?
 
2013-01-29 11:11:02 PM
NSFW

NSFW

Two more because, as I hear it, everyone likes a nice butt.
 
2013-01-29 11:15:16 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: NSFW

NSFW

Two more because, as I hear it, everyone likes a nice butt.


Yay! If I ever see you, I will buy you a drink. Apparently you can identify me by my rear. Just met me know.
 
2013-01-29 11:25:50 PM

megarian: I May Be Crazy But...: NSFW

NSFW

Two more because, as I hear it, everyone likes a nice butt.

Yay! If I ever see you, I will buy you a drink. Apparently you can identify me by my rear. Just met me know.


I'm pretty sure the drink owed is the other way around. Anyway, I'm always happy to buy a drink for a nice butt. I mean girl - for a nice girl.

Also, it just occurred to me what you said. You model for art classes? That's a cool job.
 
2013-01-29 11:31:04 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: megarian: I May Be Crazy But...: NSFW

NSFW

Two more because, as I hear it, everyone likes a nice butt.

Yay! If I ever see you, I will buy you a drink. Apparently you can identify me by my rear. Just met me know.

I'm pretty sure the drink owed is the other way around. Anyway, I'm always happy to buy a drink for a nice butt. I mean girl - for a nice girl.

Also, it just occurred to me what you said. You model for art classes? That's a cool job.


Something has to pay for my obscene student loans. I have too many jobs to keep count of. It's an awesome job! Pays well and surrounded by talented people. And butts.
 
2013-01-29 11:35:49 PM

megarian: Something has to pay for my obscene student loans. I have too many jobs to keep count of. It's an awesome job! Pays well and surrounded by talented people. And butts.


Man, all I can say about my job is that I'm surrounded by talented people, and it makes me look bad. Okay, I do work with my SO. So that's one nice butt, but one is not exactly surrounded.
 
2013-01-29 11:44:40 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: megarian: Something has to pay for my obscene student loans. I have too many jobs to keep count of. It's an awesome job! Pays well and surrounded by talented people. And butts.

Man, all I can say about my job is that I'm surrounded by talented people, and it makes me look bad. Okay, I do work with my SO. So that's one nice butt, but one is not exactly surrounded.


Also, google "best butt exercises". Some have... ummm... we'll call them video demonstrations. Enjoy!
 
2013-01-30 01:01:13 AM
"Banned On the Run" needs to be locked up before he goes in a rape/murder spree
 
2013-01-30 01:38:28 AM
Christine Quinn, Speaker of the New York City Council and frontrunner in the upcoming mayoral election

The article also noted that former President Bill Clinton gave Ms Quinn a rave review at a 2006 fundraiser, when he said that his wife, then-New York Senator Hillary Clinton, had told him: 'You will not believe how good this woman is... She's even a better politician than you are.'


fark you, biatch. The only thing worse than a smear campaign is a smear campaign based on a total obvious lie.
 
2013-01-30 09:50:55 AM

megarian: I May Be Crazy But...: megarian: Something has to pay for my obscene student loans. I have too many jobs to keep count of. It's an awesome job! Pays well and surrounded by talented people. And butts.

Man, all I can say about my job is that I'm surrounded by talented people, and it makes me look bad. Okay, I do work with my SO. So that's one nice butt, but one is not exactly surrounded.

Also, google "best butt exercises". Some have... ummm... we'll call them video demonstrations. Enjoy!


An extra bookmark for this comment.

Also, I'd like to reiterate that if you were one of the asses linked in this thread, you're doing something right.
 
2013-01-30 09:57:24 AM

SuperChuck: megarian: I May Be Crazy But...: megarian: Something has to pay for my obscene student loans. I have too many jobs to keep count of. It's an awesome job! Pays well and surrounded by talented people. And butts.

Man, all I can say about my job is that I'm surrounded by talented people, and it makes me look bad. Okay, I do work with my SO. So that's one nice butt, but one is not exactly surrounded.

Also, google "best butt exercises". Some have... ummm... we'll call them video demonstrations. Enjoy!

An extra bookmark for this comment.

Also, I'd like to reiterate that if you were one of the asses linked in this thread, you're doing something right.


Fav'd
 
2013-01-30 10:57:31 AM

megarian: Also, google "best butt exercises". Some have... ummm... we'll call them video demonstrations. Enjoy!


You're right, some of those ARE nice.

And I'll second SuperChuck - you should be proud very proud of your butt, whichever one it is.
 
2013-01-30 11:12:55 AM

megarian: SuperChuck: megarian: I May Be Crazy But...: megarian: Something has to pay for my obscene student loans. I have too many jobs to keep count of. It's an awesome job! Pays well and surrounded by talented people. And butts.

Man, all I can say about my job is that I'm surrounded by talented people, and it makes me look bad. Okay, I do work with my SO. So that's one nice butt, but one is not exactly surrounded.

Also, google "best butt exercises". Some have... ummm... we'll call them video demonstrations. Enjoy!

An extra bookmark for this comment.

Also, I'd like to reiterate that if you were one of the asses linked in this thread, you're doing something right.

Fav'd



Wait... what?! Which one are we talking about?! How about our E.L. Excursion? I could verify for these gentlemen....

x^D
 
2013-01-30 11:35:22 AM

megarian: SuperChuck: megarian: I May Be Crazy But...: megarian: Something has to pay for my obscene student loans. I have too many jobs to keep count of. It's an awesome job! Pays well and surrounded by talented people. And butts.

Man, all I can say about my job is that I'm surrounded by talented people, and it makes me look bad. Okay, I do work with my SO. So that's one nice butt, but one is not exactly surrounded.

Also, google "best butt exercises". Some have... ummm... we'll call them video demonstrations. Enjoy!

An extra bookmark for this comment.

Also, I'd like to reiterate that if you were one of the asses linked in this thread, you're doing something right.

Fav'd


And people told me acting like a perv on the internet wouldn't win me any friends.... ;}
 
2013-01-30 12:30:36 PM
you know the problem about reading a book with many pages is that sometimes you have to set your bookmark in a new place.
 
2013-01-30 12:49:59 PM

Gdalescrboz: "Banned On the Run" needs to be locked up before he goes in a rape/murder spree


Yes, because everyone knows that posting racy pics is a gateway to rape and murder.
 
2013-01-30 12:53:59 PM
And eljasbo, you sir, are awesome. Thanks for the TF!
 
2013-01-30 12:55:35 PM

Banned on the Run: And eljasbo, you sir, are awesome. Thanks for the TF!


No EIP. Let me know and I'll send you a link to the source.
 
2013-01-30 08:49:48 PM

Banned on the Run: Banned on the Run: And eljasbo, you sir, are awesome. Thanks for the TF!

No EIP. Let me know and I'll send you a link to the source.


no problem at all.  you inspire me.  Oh... the E is in the P now BTW...
 
2013-02-01 05:09:18 AM

fozziewazzi: Banned on the Run: Oof. Pics are getting pulled.


Here they are:

Chipper Jones is hitting this --NSFW
...

Is it just me or is that ass borderline boyish? Great asses don't stand by themselves. Hip:waist ratio counts.


No. It's not borderline, it looks like a 14 year old boy in a bikini. Red beans and rice, STAT!
 
2013-02-01 10:27:35 AM

MegaUngawa: Red beans and rice, STAT!


totally off topic, but, epic red beans and rice the day after the super bowl.  there will be much pork stuff leftovers.
 
Displayed 225 of 225 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report