Spanky McStupid: Kris Jenner would sell her bowel movements if she thought anyone would buy them.

She already has, they are called Khloe, Kim, and Courtney

Shouldn't Ray J be the one given the talk show? I mean, he's the one that did all of the work.

Don't hate the playa, hate the game. She worked the system and worked it well. Her soul may be as black as torched coal for selling out her family, but she knows how to get press and knows how to keep her family in the media spotlight, regardless of the situation. Kanye could slaughter half the Kardashian girls in a fit of peanut allergy-induced rage and Kris would find a way to write his tell-all book from prison.