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(ABC)   So let's see here: you want a job, but have no discernable skills of significant life experiences, and you're basically only famous because of a sex-tape your daughter made? Okay. One day-time talk show hosting gig, coming right up   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 24
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2013-01-29 10:17:44 AM
ya know...f*ck it.  I wanna be a talk radio host.  who do I talk to about that?
 
2013-01-29 10:22:42 AM
It's not like daytime TV isn't already a vapid wasteland of suck.  Good God, the last time I was home sick, I couldn't find a damn thing that didn't make me want to punch my fist through the screen.
 
2013-01-29 10:27:11 AM
Working title:  The Cesspool
 
2013-01-29 10:47:22 AM
And her first guests will be her spawn, probably. No thanks.
 
2013-01-29 10:47:43 AM

Nabb1: It's not like daytime TV isn't already a vapid wasteland of suck.  Good God, the last time I was home sick, I couldn't find a damn thing that didn't make me want to punch my fist through the screen.


This! That is why I got a large movie collection so when I am home sick. I can watch movies all day and not worry about crappy TV series.
 
2013-01-29 11:00:27 AM
Shouldn't Ray J be the one given the talk show? I mean, he's the one that did all of the work.
 
2013-01-29 11:01:27 AM

yves0010: Nabb1: It's not like daytime TV isn't already a vapid wasteland of suck.  Good God, the last time I was home sick, I couldn't find a damn thing that didn't make me want to punch my fist through the screen.

This! That is why I got a large movie collection so when I am home sick. I can watch movies all day and not worry about crappy TV series.


I still do enjoy the Price is Right. But yeah next week I will be home for a day after some dental work bleh. I hope I will be on some strong drugs.
 
2013-01-29 11:04:55 AM
Said it before, but it has to be a great time to work in showbiz. With so many channels and such low standards literally anyone who has ever had 15 minutes of fame in their life could potentially get a show. I want to slap people who don't realize in 2013 you no longer have to settle for watching a show just because it's the only thing on.
 
2013-01-29 11:10:45 AM
Bring back Dick Cavett!
 
2013-01-29 11:29:48 AM
So let's see here: you want a job, but have no discernable skills of significant life experiences, and you're basically only famous because of a sex-tape your daughter madeyour husband made popular music and now has dementia? Okay. One day-time talk show hosting gig, coming right up

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2013-01-29 11:59:04 AM

Weaver95: ya know...f*ck it.  I wanna be a talk radio host.  who do I talk to about that?


Find the nearest street corner. Start rambling incoherently about liberal conspiracy theories. In a month, you'll have your own radio show, tv show, and a 5 book deal worth millions.
 
2013-01-29 12:09:01 PM

TheLopper: Weaver95: ya know...f*ck it.  I wanna be a talk radio host.  who do I talk to about that?

Find the nearest street corner. Start rambling incoherently about liberal conspiracy theories. In a month, you'll have your own radio show, tv show, and a 5 book deal worth millions.


how is it that easy... I have yet to get picked up for any radio shows, TV shows nor have I been given a 5 book deal worth millions... that must be another liberal conspiracy to get me.

/tin foil hat on
//jk
 
2013-01-29 12:12:19 PM
Don't hate the playa, hate the game. She worked the system and worked it well. Her soul may be as black as torched coal for selling out her family, but she knows how to get press and knows how to keep her family in the media spotlight, regardless of the situation. Kanye could slaughter half the Kardashian girls in a fit of peanut allergy-induced rage and Kris would find a way to write his tell-all book from prison.
 
2013-01-29 12:14:33 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: So let's see here: you want a job, but have no discernable skills of significant life experiences, and you're basically only famous because of a sex-tape your daughter madeyour husband made popular music and now has dementia? Okay. One day-time talk show hosting gig, coming right up

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She was in the music business as a manager before they got romantically involved, IIRC.  She's been his manager ever since.
 
2013-01-29 12:22:08 PM

Nabb1: It's not like daytime TV isn't already a vapid wasteland of suck.  Good God, the last time I was home sick, I couldn't find a damn thing that didn't make me want to punch my fist through the screen.


But I bet you found out about being able to get your money that you need now!

On rare days that I'm home on a weekday, Netflix is a godsend. Between the terrible selection of programming and super annoying commercials, I don't know how anybody can willingly subject themselves to daytime TV.
 
2013-01-29 12:41:56 PM

Weaver95: ya know...f*ck it.  I wanna be a talk radio host.  who do I talk to about that?


How old is your daughter?
 
2013-01-29 01:28:05 PM
Kris Jenner would sell her bowel movements if she thought anyone would buy them.
 
2013-01-29 01:43:58 PM

Spanky McStupid: Kris Jenner would sell her bowel movements if she thought anyone would buy them.


and you wouldn't?
 
2013-01-29 02:33:21 PM

Spanky McStupid: Kris Jenner would sell her bowel movements if she thought anyone would buy them.


She already has, they are called Khloe, Kim, and Courtney
 
2013-01-29 06:14:45 PM
Hey, don't forget about her 2 husbands: one was well-connected, the other is a train wreck.
 
2013-01-29 06:25:12 PM
Tony Danza?
 
2013-01-29 08:24:38 PM
The REALLY sad thing....She'll get ratings.

/FTW
//fark this world
 
2013-01-29 09:47:32 PM
Meanwhile, Sherlock series 3 won't come out until after Half Life 3
 
2013-01-30 10:07:40 AM
In a press release, Fox said the show "will offer daytime viewers a daily jolt of celebrity guests, fashion and beauty trends; plus a mix of lifestyle topics - all through the distinctive and unpredictable perspective of Kris Jenner."

I am sorry that I am going to have to destroy the planet, but I think everyone will agree it's for the best.
 
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