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(Huffington Post)   "He then graphed orgasm frequency against his overall life satisfaction, measured daily, to see how one affected the other"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 18
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2013-01-29 02:23:31 PM
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I sketched out a plot of frequency across the week for me. As you can see it peaks on the weekends, but rapidly dips (I marked the minima with red dots) around Tuesday as I'm getting snowed under with work. But then to drain off some of the stress it peaks again midweek, and then falls again around Thursday as I start trying to finish up work before the weekend starts...and...uh, hang on...I gotta go do something...

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2013-01-29 12:18:06 PM
3 votes:
Holy shiat! You mean when she's on the rag we argue more? I had no idea!
2013-01-29 09:35:58 AM
3 votes:
lutfitorla.com

/more wisdom in 4 panels than in that guy's whole body
2013-01-29 01:25:23 PM
2 votes:
"Critical, then, to the maintenance of Waterhouse's sanity is the ability to ejaculate every two to three days."
2013-01-29 12:36:18 PM
2 votes:

Eddie Adams from Torrance: The Angry Hand of God: I don't think I have gone more than 3 days without beating off since I figured it out. At 8 days, I would probably burst in my pants rubbing up next to a girl on the subway.

I don't think I have gone more than 3 days without bursting in my pants rubbing up next to a girl on the subway.


You call it "rubbing"
I call it "foreplay"
She usually calls it "assault"
2013-01-29 12:33:43 PM
2 votes:
"Graphed Orgasm" is the name of my new band.
2013-01-29 12:24:54 PM
2 votes:

TehBoognish: VTGremlin: I don't profess to know much about women, but I'm pretty sure this "Sometimes I can look at it [Lisa's weight] and say, 'Wow are you stressed out lately? Your weight is going up,'" is not something you're going to want to say.

I would be beaten in my sleep with a baseball bat.


That's an exaggeration. There's no way she would wait until you were asleep.
2013-01-29 12:21:24 PM
2 votes:

Krieghund: For several months, he allowed himself no more than a single ejaculation every eight days.

Silly writer must have gotten his numbers reversed.


I aint gonna cum babe!!! Eight days a week!!!
Hold me 'fap fap' love me 'fap fap'
2013-01-29 12:20:15 PM
2 votes:
I don't profess to know much about women, but I'm pretty sure this "Sometimes I can look at it [Lisa's weight] and say, 'Wow are you stressed out lately? Your weight is going up,'" is not something you're going to want to say.
2013-01-29 11:22:01 AM
2 votes:
For several months, he allowed himself no more than a single ejaculation every eight days.

Silly writer must have gotten his numbers reversed.
2013-01-29 01:36:12 PM
1 votes:
Waterhouse Masturbation Graph:

www.euskalnet.net

Why am I the first one posting this?
2013-01-29 01:07:52 PM
1 votes:
I find that the less time I spend trying to track my overall life satisfaction, the more satisfied I am overall with my life.
2013-01-29 01:04:11 PM
1 votes:
It's just mental masturbation.
2013-01-29 12:41:45 PM
1 votes:

VTGremlin: I don't profess to know much about women, but I'm pretty sure this "Sometimes I can look at it [Lisa's weight] and say, 'Wow are you stressed out lately? Your weight is going up,'" is not something you're going to want to say.


shiat, that ain't even safe to think in your head.
2013-01-29 12:35:22 PM
1 votes:
If my partner walked around and monitored all that I ate and then told me the food was making me grumpy instead of his ass like behavior I would beat him with a bat.
2013-01-29 12:31:47 PM
1 votes:

The Angry Hand of God: I don't think I have gone more than 3 days without beating off since I figured it out. At 8 days, I would probably burst in my pants rubbing up next to a girl on the subway.


I don't think I have gone more than 3 days without bursting in my pants rubbing up next to a girl on the subway.
2013-01-29 12:19:36 PM
1 votes:
What about that brief dip immediately after the orgasm due to uncontrollable crying and shame. Did he factor that in as well?
2013-01-29 12:18:38 PM
1 votes:
In a previous relationship, Asprey tracked everything his girlfriend ingested, then correlated it with her moods.

I wonder why that relationship ended.

/Also engineers should stop trying to pass themselves off as scientists, they're bad at it
 
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