blondski: If my partner walked around and monitored all that I ate and then told me the food was making me grumpy instead of his ass like behavior I would beat him with a bat.
Eddie Adams from Torrance: The Angry Hand of God: I don't think I have gone more than 3 days without beating off since I figured it out. At 8 days, I would probably burst in my pants rubbing up next to a girl on the subway.I don't think I have gone more than 3 days without bursting in my pants rubbing up next to a girl on the subway.
Krieghund: For several months, he allowed himself no more than a single ejaculation every eight days.Silly writer must have gotten his numbers reversed.
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