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(Newser)   Kentucky's current slogan is "Unbridled Spirit," but two creative advertising professionals don't think that quite sums up what's so great about the state. Their idea for a new slogan: "Kentucky Kicks Ass"   (newser.com) divider line 61
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2013-01-29 10:11:17 AM
Having been to Kentucky, they should change that to "Kentucky Kicks Keisters."
 
2013-01-29 10:17:27 AM

Coco LaFemme: Having been to Kentucky, they should change that to "Kentucky Kicks Keisters."


Indiana would be mad.
 
2013-01-29 10:17:48 AM
Kentucky is a worthless hole in the ground. They make bourbon. Nuke the rest.
 
2013-01-29 10:19:12 AM

Coco LaFemme: Having been to Kentucky, they should change that to "Kentucky Kicks Keisters."


Too long they would have to abbreviate it for license plates
 
2013-01-29 10:19:44 AM
Wow! That is so edgy!!!!!
 
2013-01-29 10:19:45 AM
Kiss Our Bluegrass
 
2013-01-29 10:20:26 AM
Spelling.

Kentucky Kicks Kiss Ass
 
2013-01-29 10:21:34 AM
"We're playing banjos. Drive faster"
 
TWX
2013-01-29 10:21:43 AM
Mike Judge wasn't parodying, he was foretelling ...
 
2013-01-29 10:21:56 AM
i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-01-29 10:22:02 AM
didn't got for the obvious "Getty lucky in Kentucky" ?

//actually was just in Louisville and go there every 8 weeks or so - there is only so much I would want o get lucky with there
///but the bourbon is fantastic; I'll give them that
 
2013-01-29 10:22:04 AM
was the slogan 'Duke sucks' already taken?
 
2013-01-29 10:22:11 AM
If you have to tell people you kick ass, you don't kick ass.
 
2013-01-29 10:22:32 AM
Kentucky, where cars are made of trucks, wives are made of of cousins, and hate is made of Jesus.

/cartruck
 
2013-01-29 10:22:41 AM
Getty = Getting

/getting, getting
//owns, owwwnnsss
 
2013-01-29 10:22:51 AM
Drew's in the video for this right?
 
2013-01-29 10:28:29 AM
ahhh Kentucky, the big sparkly buckle on the bible belt... a state best known for horse racing (gambling), alcohol, tobacco, marijuana, meth and nascar... machine gun shoots at Knob Creek... and Fort Knox.
 
2013-01-29 10:28:31 AM

swankywanky: didn't got for the obvious "Getty lucky in Kentucky" ?

//actually was just in Louisville and go there every 8 weeks or so - there is only so much I would want o get lucky with there
///but the bourbon is fantastic; I'll give them that


Any respectable Kentuckian will tell you that Louisville is actually a part of Indiana.
 
2013-01-29 10:30:13 AM
If you watch the video, you'll notice a certain creator of Fark in there, proclaiming Kentucky's other tagline.
 
2013-01-29 10:30:41 AM

Cheron: Coco LaFemme: Having been to Kentucky, they should change that to "Kentucky Kicks Keisters."

Too long they would have to abbreviate it for license plates


Why is that a problem?
 
2013-01-29 10:32:00 AM

NallTWD: Kentucky is a worthless hole in the ground. They make bourbon. Nuke the rest.


That about sums it up.
 
2013-01-29 10:32:15 AM
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♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
Kentucky Kicks Ass
Kentucky Kicks Ass
It kicks big corn-fed ass!
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫

They're mighty pissed about me filling-in for Roy Clark.
Y'all wouldn't mind sneaking me outta here before the pig-squealing starts?
 
2013-01-29 10:33:04 AM

swankywanky: Getty = Getting

/getting, getting
//owns, owwwnnsss


Who own the Chiefs?

I hate this place. Allergies, make me sick.
 
2013-01-29 10:38:00 AM
It sort've worries me that every day, this movie becomes more and more true. It seems like it may be a very accurate guess at our future as a country.

anotherplotdevice.files.wordpress.com

Kentucky's governor?
 
2013-01-29 10:48:18 AM
Louisville kicks ass....... I can't speak for the rest of the state.
 
2013-01-29 10:58:48 AM

95629: It sort've worries me that every day, this movie becomes more and more true. It seems like it may be a very accurate guess at our future as a country.

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Kentucky's governor?


Impossible, that's a black guy.
 
2013-01-29 11:02:02 AM

95629: It sort've worries me that every day, this movie becomes more and more true. It seems like it may be a very accurate guess at our future as a country.

[anotherplotdevice.files.wordpress.com image 670x376]

Kentucky's governor?


wow. as i read this thread i was wondering if there is any other country as redneck and stupid as America. sadly i feel Idiocracy will prove to be yet another in a long string of movies that forewarned Americans of their fate. the message of course will go unheeded and we'll be lucky to get through it alive.
 
2013-01-29 11:18:10 AM
Kentucky: Atleast We Aren't Florida
 
2013-01-29 11:22:20 AM
'Whit Hiler' looks like 'Witch Hitler'
 
2013-01-29 11:24:35 AM
Change it to "Ronald Jenkees lives here."
 
2013-01-29 11:30:02 AM
The video was posted back in December. Look for Drew!
 
2013-01-29 11:43:42 AM
"KY - I don't think you're ready for this jelly"
 
2013-01-29 11:49:46 AM
Where?
 
2013-01-29 12:10:59 PM
Two words too short.  Gee, I wonder what two words us Farkers, and Drew in particular, could contribute to that to make a statement about Kentucky and simultaneously mock an institution of higher learning located kinda close to the capital of North Carolina?
 
2013-01-29 12:15:59 PM

95629: It sort've worries me that every day, this movie becomes more and more true. It seems like it may be a very accurate guess at our future as a country.

[anotherplotdevice.files.wordpress.com image 670x376]

Kentucky's governor?


Not Sure.
 
2013-01-29 12:18:06 PM
cdn2.holytaco.com
 
2013-01-29 12:35:01 PM

Faust_Motel: Drew's in the video for this right?


Yep
 
2013-01-29 01:11:39 PM
Kentucky: Much less incest that there used to be. But there still is a fair amount, if that's your thing.
 
2013-01-29 01:12:52 PM
Kentucky: This is what 20 years of basketball butthurt looks like.
 
2013-01-29 01:20:34 PM
Kentucky: Birthplace of FarkTVTM
 
2013-01-29 01:22:06 PM

Cataholic: swankywanky: didn't got for the obvious "Getty lucky in Kentucky" ?

//actually was just in Louisville and go there every 8 weeks or so - there is only so much I would want o get lucky with there
///but the bourbon is fantastic; I'll give them that

Any respectable Kentuckian will tell you that Louisville is actually a part of Indiana.


Louisville is actually a strange outcropping of normality shielded from the rest of the state by I264. To protect itself, it's also generated a buffer zone within I265, so the dimensional shear isn't too drastic as you plunge from the 21st century into the 19th on leaving.
 
2013-01-29 01:46:32 PM

PirateKing: Cataholic: swankywanky: didn't got for the obvious "Getty lucky in Kentucky" ?

//actually was just in Louisville and go there every 8 weeks or so - there is only so much I would want o get lucky with there
///but the bourbon is fantastic; I'll give them that

Any respectable Kentuckian will tell you that Louisville is actually a part of Indiana.

Louisville is actually a strange outcropping of normality shielded from the rest of the state by I264. To protect itself, it's also generated a buffer zone within I265, so the dimensional shear isn't too drastic as you plunge from the 21st century into the 19th on leaving.


I totally signed the petition for Louisville to secede from Kentucky. I believe it stated we'd take Lexington and the Newport area as well.
 
2013-01-29 02:52:23 PM

BassmanBP: If you watch the video, you'll notice a certain creator of Fark in there, proclaiming Kentucky's other tagline.


"Duke Sucks"..?
 
2013-01-29 03:19:33 PM

Sultan Of Herf: NallTWD: Kentucky is a worthless hole in the ground. They make bourbon. Nuke the rest.

That about sums it up.


KY is one of the prettiest places I've ever been. And the dozen or so times I've partied with (non-metro) locals I've had an absolute blast.

Is this general fly-over hate, or is it something specific?

/can't wait to do some river running there this summer
 
2013-01-29 03:23:43 PM
Kentucky: It's a state.
 
2013-01-29 03:54:00 PM

NallTWD: Kentucky is a worthless hole in the ground. They make bourbon. Nuke the rest.


Scotch is king. That is all.

(I'll bet someone in Kentucky is brewing a really awesome Scotch as we all speak anyway)
 
2013-01-29 04:02:14 PM
I think Baltimore spent like 2.5 million for someone to think up their slogan of "Believe" a few years back.
 
2013-01-29 04:33:26 PM

nickerj1: I think Baltimore spent like 2.5 million for someone to think up their slogan of "Believe" a few years back.


Mm-mmm. $500,000 gets you the slogan. Two mil is for me for bribing these downtown motherfarkers. I mean, I'm the one got to risk walking up to these thieving biatches with cash in hand, right? I'm telling you, the people running the city nowadays, they make the last bunch look sanctified. I mean, this some shameful shiat.
 
2013-01-29 05:25:33 PM

mdeesnuts: Sultan Of Herf: NallTWD: Kentucky is a worthless hole in the ground. They make bourbon. Nuke the rest.

That about sums it up.

KY is one of the prettiest places I've ever been. And the dozen or so times I've partied with (non-metro) locals I've had an absolute blast.

Is this general fly-over hate, or is it something specific?

/can't wait to do some river running there this summer


Kentucky is pretty awesome. I love going there.
 
2013-01-29 05:49:07 PM

Cataholic: swankywanky: didn't got for the obvious "Getty lucky in Kentucky" ?

//actually was just in Louisville and go there every 8 weeks or so - there is only so much I would want o get lucky with there
///but the bourbon is fantastic; I'll give them that

Any respectable Kentuckian will tell you that Louisville is actually a part of Indiana.


That's the worst thing I've ever heard, Louisville is the best part of KY.
 
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