If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Irish Independent)   When you have to deny a goldfish was boiled or a hamster was taped to the ceiling, you know your house has been Faceflashed   (independent.ie) divider line 32
    More: Scary, Facebook  
•       •       •

11478 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Jan 2013 at 12:26 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



32 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread
 
2013-01-29 11:27:03 AM  
THE family of a teenage boy whose house was trashed by a gang of 170 youths during a party say he was threatened at knifepoint not to tell anyone what happened.

You just have to show them who's boss.

i13.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-29 12:30:11 PM  
They must want to keep the families name secret but it begins with an S.
 
2013-01-29 12:34:00 PM  
I told you that letting "youths" get on the Internet was a bad idea.
 
2013-01-29 12:41:14 PM  
Facebook is a social utility that connects people with friends...
 
2013-01-29 12:43:49 PM  
I was totally there, I teabagged him, then threatened to turn his belly button into an outtie and then make him ginger if he told anybody.
 
2013-01-29 12:46:37 PM  

flemardo: then threatened to turn his belly button into an outtie


www.hrwiki.org
 
2013-01-29 12:50:10 PM  
And a fun time was had by all.
 
2013-01-29 12:54:23 PM  
I think gramps did it.
No one uses the phrase "orgy of destruction" without having a good time.
 
2013-01-29 01:05:08 PM  
"They pulled clothes from the wardrobes and drawers and dumped them in the green; they rifled through drawers and took iPhones, computer tablets, jewellery and anything else they could get their hands on."

Sure, most of us happen to have a bunch of iphones and tablets in our drawers.

I say it's a made up story, where are the pictures and videos? All the kid had to do is go outside and call the police.
 
2013-01-29 01:06:21 PM  
Actually, the hamster was boiled and the fist stuck to the ceiling.

/ewww
 
2013-01-29 01:09:34 PM  
So in the U.K. they have hundreds of yoofs storming other yoofs' houses and destroying them for fun. Here in the U.S. we have swat teams storming houses and laying waste to family pets. Interesting the differences the division by pond allows to form.

Is this just a U.K. thing? I don't recall reading/hearing any stories like this from other countries yet have heard many from them.

/wanted for questioning.

www.britmovie.co.uk
 
2013-01-29 01:14:12 PM  
"Somebody set up a Facebook page in the lad's name afterwards, making it look like he was the one posting the messages, but it's not him."


Riiiiiiiiight. I'm soooooo sure.
 
2013-01-29 01:27:42 PM  
Glad I don't have kids!
 
2013-01-29 01:31:14 PM  
This sounds more like "kid had party while adults were away, place got trashed, kid makes up story."
 
2013-01-29 01:35:52 PM  

Valeriyance: So in the U.K. they have hundreds of yoofs storming other yoofs' houses and destroying them for fun. Here in the U.S. we have swat teams storming houses and laying waste to family pets. Interesting the differences the division by pond allows to form.

Is this just a U.K. thing? I don't recall reading/hearing any stories like this from other countries yet have heard many from them.

/wanted for questioning.

[www.britmovie.co.uk image 250x295]


Ireland isn't part of the UK.
 
2013-01-29 02:04:46 PM  
This happened to the house that my SIL's stepmom abandoned in Detroit (mortgage >> value). There was a wild block party with a couple of murders, and then it was burned down.

/ Detroit
 
2013-01-29 02:13:53 PM  
"They pulled clothes from the wardrobes and drawers and dumped them in the green;

Oh no, not the green!
 
2013-01-29 02:15:47 PM  

stevetherobot: Valeriyance:

Ireland isn't part of the UK.


i877.photobucket.com

Would like a word with you in the nice room below the castle.
 
2013-01-29 02:17:14 PM  
 
2013-01-29 02:17:55 PM  
And, don't know why I posted that whole thing as a link. Sorry about that.
 
2013-01-29 02:37:06 PM  
If this town had gun control this would never have happened.
Wait...
 
2013-01-29 02:46:07 PM  
Also wanted for questioning:

s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-01-29 02:58:36 PM  
Maybe someone taped the hamster to the ceiling so he wouldn't meet the same end as the fish. I mean, think about it, no one at a party is looking up. If you're a small, easily smashed critter, in the middle of a house filled with violent douchebags, the ceiling is a pretty safe choice.
 
2013-01-29 03:15:09 PM  

ProfessorOhki: Maybe someone taped the hamster to the ceiling so he wouldn't meet the same end as the fish. I mean, think about it, no one at a party is looking up. If you're a small, easily smashed critter, in the middle of a house filled with violent douchebags, the ceiling is a pretty safe choice.


That actually makes a lot of sense. And there's the added benefit of getting trippy and going all Sistine Chapel with taped up hamsters.
 
2013-01-29 03:48:14 PM  

rhiannon: ProfessorOhki: Maybe someone taped the hamster to the ceiling so he wouldn't meet the same end as the fish. I mean, think about it, no one at a party is looking up. If you're a small, easily smashed critter, in the middle of a house filled with violent douchebags, the ceiling is a pretty safe choice.

That actually makes a lot of sense. And there's the added benefit of getting trippy and going all Sistine Chapel with taped up hamsters.



Great plan until they start pooping on people dancing and a chav busts out his lighter.
 
2013-01-29 03:57:57 PM  

Valeriyance: stevetherobot

Ireland isn't part of the UK.

Northern Ireland is. Didn't bother to notice the .ie at the end of the address. Should have done more research before posting. Oh well, it's Fark. I was bound to be hit by a grammar or geography Nazi eventually. It's o.k. though as I cringed when I hit "add comment", fully expecting it to happen. As you are the first to get me, and in honor of Ireland that is not part of the U.K., I shall favorite you in a nice Orange.

The question still stands, though I will now add Ireland and Scotland to the U.K. Civil disobedience and property destruction seem to be a recurring theme in the youth culture of those islands. From now on I'm going to refer to them as the Axis of Evil Party Crashers.

Oh, and one more tiny shake of the fist for Stevetherobot.


I like orange.
 
2013-01-29 04:31:33 PM  
The Garadi

encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-29 04:32:37 PM  

mongbiohazard: rhiannon: ProfessorOhki: Maybe someone taped the hamster to the ceiling so he wouldn't meet the same end as the fish. I mean, think about it, no one at a party is looking up. If you're a small, easily smashed critter, in the middle of a house filled with violent douchebags, the ceiling is a pretty safe choice.

That actually makes a lot of sense. And there's the added benefit of getting trippy and going all Sistine Chapel with taped up hamsters.


Great plan until they start pooping on people dancing and a chav busts out his lighter.


Caused only by being improperly taped.
 
2013-01-29 05:02:27 PM  
Hamster? Meh, it could have been worse

pictat.com
 
2013-01-29 09:32:18 PM  
If it'd been me, I would have been snapping pictures and uploading them to FB as quickly as possible, trying to capture as many pics of the crashers as possible. I know they threatened him with a knife, but he or Grandpa could have been sneaky or said "Too late, douches". Then again, I am an internet tough-guy, so...

And this kind of thing HAS happened in the US... it's actually been the theme of at least one episode of every teen sitcom and a couple movies since the days that people would make fliers when they heard someone's parent's would be out of town. The only difference being in THOSE days you probably went to school with most of the worst offenders and were too busy covering your own ass to put the blame where it belongs....
 
2013-01-29 10:09:17 PM  

Ctrl-Alt-Del: Hamster? Meh, it could have been worse

[pictat.com image 498x262]


Heh..

Sobriety sucks
 
2013-01-30 05:01:45 AM  

glass_ibis: If this town had gun control this would never have happened.
Wait...


Well, no one got shot...
 
Displayed 32 of 32 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report