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The world's oldest professional nabbed for wishful thinking (with mug shot and coupon for eye bleach)
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Citrate1007
2013-01-29 12:05:49 PM
1 votes:
In her defense, most 28 year old meth addled prostitutes look worse.
Lemmy Kilmister
2013-01-29 11:35:55 AM
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Langdon Alger
2013-01-29 11:26:48 AM
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Freshen yer tea guvnah?
Milk D
2013-01-29 11:21:31 AM
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I wonder if a gummer is still a nickel. ya know...when she was young; nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them.
//give me five bees for a quarter
spentmiles
2013-01-29 11:20:08 AM
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I would hit that harder than a crossover episode with Ben Matlock doing pro bono work for Dorothy's lupus case.
The Angry Hand of God
2013-01-29 11:19:21 AM
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Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand, why she walked like a woman and talked like a man.
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