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(Daily Voice)   The world's oldest professional nabbed for wishful thinking (with mug shot and coupon for eye bleach)   (weston.dailyvoice.com) divider line 35
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2013-01-29 11:19:21 AM
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand, why she walked like a woman and talked like a man.
 
2013-01-29 11:20:08 AM
I would hit that harder than a crossover episode with Ben Matlock doing pro bono work for Dorothy's lupus case.
 
2013-01-29 11:20:17 AM

The Angry Hand of God: Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand, why she walked like a woman and talked like a man.


Kinky
 
2013-01-29 11:20:46 AM
holy repeats, Batman
 
2013-01-29 11:21:03 AM
Meh, you have not lived until you have had a hooker ask you if you want that blow job with her false teeth in or out.
 
2013-01-29 11:21:04 AM
Have her scrubbed and brought to my room. I'm sure once she gets her teeth out, it's an amazing thing.
 
2013-01-29 11:21:31 AM
I asked her her name and in a dark brown gravelly, old voice she said Lola
 
2013-01-29 11:21:31 AM
I wonder if a gummer is still a nickel. ya know...when she was young; nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them.

//give me five bees for a quarter
 
2013-01-29 11:21:44 AM
Which goes to prove, some of you will fark anything.
 
2013-01-29 11:23:55 AM
Some dudes dig old ladies.

/Just sayin'
 
2013-01-29 11:24:27 AM
Actually, for 71 she doesn't look that bad.

/beggars can't be choosers.
 
2013-01-29 11:24:38 AM

Slaves2Darkness: Meh, you have not lived until you have had a hooker ask you if you want that blow job with her false teeth in or out.


Have you done that???
 
2013-01-29 11:24:39 AM
Living in Westport, she needed $500 for groceries.
 
2013-01-29 11:26:44 AM
Nanna? Noooooooooooooooooooo!
 
2013-01-29 11:26:48 AM
Freshen yer tea guvnah?
 
2013-01-29 11:30:10 AM
I'd mow that aged delicious roast beef sammich down like a foreclosed houses lawn. Bush hawg and all. I might even winterize it when I'm through just to be nice for the next "tenants"...
 
2013-01-29 11:35:55 AM
www.thevine.com.au
 
2013-01-29 11:36:30 AM

reillan: holy repeats, Batman


Its the REPEAT TRIFECTA!
 
2013-01-29 11:36:56 AM
you would look so good when you're 71
 
2013-01-29 11:39:10 AM
I wonder how much she would charge for vaginal prolapse?
 
2013-01-29 11:39:31 AM

DirkNiggla: I'd mow that aged delicious roast beef sammich down like a foreclosed houses lawn. Bush hawg and all. I might even winterize it when I'm through just to be nice for the next "tenants"...


I don't know what all that means but that made me larf.
Thanks
 
2013-01-29 11:40:11 AM
I have seen worse looking younger ladies on Fark.
 
2013-01-29 11:41:14 AM

PostApocalypticTribe: Some dudes dig old ladies.

/Just sayin'


Most of the time they're called undertakers.
 
2013-01-29 11:41:43 AM

Slaves2Darkness: Meh, you have not lived until you have had a hooker ask you if you want that blow job with her false teeth in or out.


I think I'll just continue with my boring, bourgeoisie lifestyle, thankyouverymuch.
 
2013-01-29 11:50:05 AM
JERKING OFF IS FREE
 
2013-01-29 11:51:32 AM
My eyes, the goggles do nothing!

/would pay to keep that thing away from me
 
2013-01-29 12:05:42 PM
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-01-29 12:05:49 PM
In her defense, most 28 year old meth addled prostitutes look worse.
 
2013-01-29 12:16:01 PM
I think some of you have an overly generous image of the kind of guy that frequents inexpensive prostitutes.
 
2013-01-29 12:18:24 PM

Citrate1007: In her defense, most 28 year old meth addled prostitutes look worse.


Touche
 
2013-01-29 12:19:54 PM
Mugshot's nothing a paper bag couldn't fix. Lets see the rest.
 
2013-01-29 12:22:11 PM
I'd hit that like Fatty Arbuckle with a coke bottle.

/I bet SHE would get the reference.
 
2013-01-29 12:25:51 PM
I'd hit it.....with a tire iron just to get it the fark away from me....
 
2013-01-29 02:21:08 PM
Going to take an hour to get my penis to come back out.
 
2013-01-30 11:01:04 AM

Lemmy Kilmister: [www.thevine.com.au image 455x290]


Weeee've got a winner! Did she wear that red dress?
 
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