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(WSBTV)   Two moms charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor just for bringing their children to work with them. So what if their careers are in shoplifting?   (wsbtv.com) divider line 16
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2013-01-29 11:42:36 AM
King of the Gypsies
 
2013-01-29 11:46:08 AM
Well at least they're working.
 
2013-01-29 11:49:13 AM
And things were just starting to pick up . . .
 
2013-01-29 11:53:31 AM
Glad the article included a photo of what a Walmart looks like. It really helped tie the article all together.
 
2013-01-29 11:54:03 AM
farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2013-01-29 12:05:17 PM
As much as I feel like these women should be put away for a long time, I can't help but feel that somehow their shoplifting isn't done for the thrill of stealing so much as out of necessity. Stealing an apple off a fruit cart may be wrong, but if that apple is meant to stave off starvation, that mitigates the wrongness, in my opinion.
 
2013-01-29 12:06:38 PM
Did I even have to click on the link to see that they were unsuccessful and unattractive.
 
2013-01-29 12:17:00 PM
Glad the article included a photo of what a Walmart looks like. It really helped tie the article
 
2013-01-29 12:24:29 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: As much as I feel like these women should be put away for a long time, I can't help but feel that somehow their shoplifting isn't done for the thrill of stealing so much as out of necessity. Stealing an apple off a fruit cart may be wrong, but if that apple is meant to stave off starvation, that mitigates the wrongness, in my opinion.


Nice troll. Having worked in retail for 30 years I can tell you that necessity has very little to do with it. Their children aren't naked or starving. They want bright shiny new things and don't want to work or pay for them.
 
2013-01-29 01:03:54 PM
Black people problems..


Amidoingitrite?


//DNRTFA
///dont care to
////moar slashies.....its for fun
 
2013-01-29 01:29:41 PM
ah yep, it's getting warmer; Florida stupid is migrating north.

/it's not as different as I would like
 
2013-01-29 03:20:42 PM
I recall reading something where a child psychologist stated that the mental damage done to a child when their parents teach them to steal is almost as bad as incest, because it's a betrayal of the trust of the parental figure. I wonder if that's true.
 
2013-01-29 05:51:26 PM

Ronin_S: I recall reading something where a child psychologist stated that the mental damage done to a child when their parents teach them to steal is almost as bad as incest, because it's a betrayal of the trust of the parental figure. I wonder if that's true.


There's an easy way to find out...rape one of your children, and teach the other one how to steal. Wait a few years, and see which one turns out better.
 
2013-01-29 09:02:07 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: Ronin_S: I recall reading something where a child psychologist stated that the mental damage done to a child when their parents teach them to steal is almost as bad as incest, because it's a betrayal of the trust of the parental figure. I wonder if that's true.

There's an easy way to find out...rape one of your children, and teach the other one how to steal. Wait a few years, and see which one turns out better.


That won't work! They have to be identical, duh!

/Some scientist YOU are...
 
2013-01-29 09:53:45 PM
If had been Jonesboro, AR instead of GA could have been about my cousins. They loved how easy it was to shoplift using carseats and diaper bags to smuggle stuff out of the store.
Idiots coudln't believe someone figured out what they were up to when they went shopping with diaper bags and strollers but left the kids at home with grandma (damn kids get in the way of your shoplifting).
 
2013-01-30 10:56:40 AM
FTA: "Police said the women gathered the merchandise, then went to their car and retrieved three small duffel bags and returned to the store where they placed the items in the bags then in the car seat.

Officers said they watched all this unfold on the store's surveillance system."

That's what they did wrong: 1) fail to be sneaky enough 2) WHILE ON CAMERA. How can you possibly miss all those cameras all over the store and lot? Not to mention all the hipsters prowling for POWM.

Dress like everybody else, go to a store you've never been to & won't be to again, casually find the cameras and keep your backs to them as you heist some stuff. Buy a couple things (WITH CASH) from some of the aisles you were in to justify your presence, then get out and go away. It's simple. Shoplifting can't have changed much from when I was a teenager and saw it in movies.

People this stupid ought to be pet food.
 
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