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(TC Palm)   "Chicken wings, which taste like chicken, are the wings of chickens"   (blogs.tcpalm.com) divider line 41
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2013-01-29 10:20:58 AM  
Unlike buffalo wings ?
 
2013-01-29 10:21:08 AM  
Quick, to the Romeromobile!
 
2013-01-29 10:22:18 AM  
pics.filmaffinity.com
 
2013-01-29 10:23:02 AM  
In before people from Buffalo say, "We just call them wings."
 
2013-01-29 10:23:25 AM  
Sadly, the headline is possibly the most intelligent sentence in that article.
 
2013-01-29 10:23:36 AM  
Also known as Buffalo wings, chicken wings can be deep fried, oven fried, broiled, roasted, grilled or even baked.

Wrong, In your attempt to make your article witty you have crossed the line into fiction.
 
2013-01-29 10:23:59 AM  
I like the guys reporting style, he's pretty funny.

/amarite?

*cough*
 
2013-01-29 10:25:33 AM  

MelGoesOnTour: I like the guys reporting style, he's pretty funny.

/amarite?

*cough*


Heh.
 
2013-01-29 10:27:37 AM  
CTRL+F > Romero ....liked clockwork
 
2013-01-29 10:28:18 AM  
This is someone under pressure from his editor to drag the article out to a specific length.

/poncho poncho man
 
2013-01-29 10:29:06 AM  
Does chicken taste like snozberries though?
 
2013-01-29 10:30:10 AM  

Flakeloaf: This is someone under pressure from his editor to drag the article out to a specific length.

/poncho poncho man


is a $4.14 theft from the grocery store the only story he could find? maybe florida is a nice place to live after all.
 
2013-01-29 10:31:47 AM  
This guy just tries too hard.

/and fails
 
2013-01-29 10:32:24 AM  

Frankenstorm: In before people from Buffalo say, "We just call them wings."


Ahhh-HaHa It's True! It's True. And in Philly we just call it a cheesesteak! ... and in Hawaii we just call it "Punch"?
/But if Buffalonians had any idea of what is good for them; They would not argue against calling them Buffalo Wings.
 
2013-01-29 10:34:10 AM  
Wings should only  fried.

And they should make your nose run.

That's a RULE.
 
2013-01-29 10:34:59 AM  
Calimari rings, which taste like rubber, are (maybe) sometimes hog bung.

/hog bung
 
2013-01-29 10:36:58 AM  

pute kisses like a man: Flakeloaf: This is someone under pressure from his editor to drag the article out to a specific length.

/poncho poncho man

is a $4.14 theft from the grocery store the only story he could find? maybe florida is a nice place to live after all.


Yeah, of course his angle is the chicken in the pants. But the small amount of food being stolen gives the story a miseráble rather than humorous slant, like Jean Valjean; Amarite?
 
2013-01-29 10:40:37 AM  

Sin_City_Superhero: [pics.filmaffinity.com image 436x600]


You know, ever since I've watched both Hamburger Hill and Storm of the Century, I've always wondered what Wings would've been like if Steven Weber and Tim Daly had played the characters from these movies in the show. Think about it: a grizzled, yet shell shocked Vietnam vet (who, of course, ended up surviving the war) working alongside a heartbroken, disillusioned ex-lawman/general store owner who lost his only son to an evil supernatural being... all with the comedic stylings of Tony Shalhoub! Man, I would so watch show.

Joe - "You know Brian, when I fly at night, I think about my son... knowing he's out there with the thing that took him, and I think about picking up the phone and calling Molly. But in the daylight, I know better... In the daylight, I know better..."

Brian - "Don't mean nuthin', Joe. Up there in Little Tall, when your time is up, your time is up."

Antonio - "You know who I think is the most handsome man in the world? Sylvester Stallone. With those rugged features and those wonderful, expressive eyes that pull you in..."

Joe - "..."

Brian - "..."

Antonio - *stares wistfully into the distance* "... Oh yes..."
 
2013-01-29 10:43:08 AM  
What's the reporter's Fark handle
 
2013-01-29 10:48:00 AM  
Such was the case Jan. 19 with Kenneth Thomas Amarite, 48, of Vero Beach, according to a recently released affidavit.

AMIRITE?
 
2013-01-29 11:05:16 AM  
The gentleman who wrote this article is, despite what he may think, horribly unfunny.
 
2013-01-29 11:10:18 AM  
Who says journalism is dead?
 
2013-01-29 11:20:11 AM  

EZ Writer: Who says journalism is dead?


Wouldn't know, as the quote was not properly attributed, the references weren't checked, and the sources weren't protected.
 
2013-01-29 11:30:08 AM  

EZ Writer: Who says journalism is dead?


It needs braaaaiiiins.

Guess that makes it undead.
 
2013-01-29 11:52:42 AM  
FTFA: Also known as Buffalo wings, chicken wings can be deep fried, oven fried, broiled, roasted, grilled or even baked.

www.tenaflyguy.com
 
2013-01-29 12:00:17 PM  

MelGoesOnTour: I like the guys reporting style, he's pretty funny.

/amarite?

*cough*


Hi Will Greenlee!
 
2013-01-29 12:06:27 PM  
"Chicken wings, which taste like chicken, are the wings of chickens"

farm5.static.flickr.com
 
2013-01-29 12:26:31 PM  
I'm from Buffalo and we call them "wings" dammnit....Not Buffalo wings, not chicken wings. Got it? They are deep fried. They are not baked,sauted,oven roasted, pan fried,braised,slow crocked(yuk), or anything else...OK!!
 
2013-01-29 12:32:12 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com

Bowl of Kashi wanted for questioning.
 
2013-01-29 12:37:19 PM  
THAT made my day...
 
2013-01-29 12:40:25 PM  

Frankenstorm: In before people from Buffalo say, "We just call them wings."


You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
 
2013-01-29 12:57:19 PM  
Chicken wangs?
 
2013-01-29 01:24:22 PM  
Haw haw. His "I'll state the obvious because it's really funny" bit never gets old.
 
2013-01-29 01:45:39 PM  
content7.flixster.com
"Well, we are in Brazil, so we just call them nuts"
 
2013-01-29 02:18:39 PM  
Not to be confused with Wiccan Qings. Beware of those Manchu sorceresses!

www.china-cart.com
 
2013-01-29 02:28:44 PM  

Flakeloaf: This is someone under pressure from his editor to drag the article out to a specific length.

/poncho poncho man


That's what I was thinking. "Sorry it has to be 230 words, not 223."
 
2013-01-29 04:12:26 PM  
Can someone please explain "boneless wings" to me?
 
2013-01-29 04:37:50 PM  

Gullyborg: Can someone please explain "boneless wings" to me?



They're an abomination, and they taste weird.
 
2013-01-30 12:53:39 AM  
Will Greenlee: I got the joke. Huzzah!
 
2013-01-30 01:39:41 AM  

Gullyborg: Can someone please explain "boneless wings" to me?


Chicken nuggets off the kid's menu, with wing sauce and an up charge.

And what doczoidberg said too.
 
2013-01-30 06:16:09 AM  

mudpants: Unlike buffalo wings ?


Buffalo wings are one specific type of chicken wing. Not all wings are coated in Buffalo sauce.
 
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