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    More: Followup, Frank Ocean, Rihanna, Chris Brown, parking spot, Los Angeles County Sheriff, West Hollywood  
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2013-01-29 10:20:05 AM  
Good! That wasn't a fight, he got jumped.
 
2013-01-29 10:22:13 AM  
Guys like Chris Brown only start physical altercations when things are in their favor such as, it's a woman, it's in public where it'll get broken up quickly, or like in this incident where he has accomplices to do the dirty work. He's a coward.
 
2013-01-29 10:24:25 AM  
Chis Brown is 6'1" and only 155 lbs? No wonder he thinks he has something to prove. A strong wind could knock him over.
 
2013-01-29 10:26:56 AM  
"Chris Brown is a musical genius that would make even Michael Jackson envious. He is my inspiration. Leave CB alone!!!"

www.thefablife.com
 
2013-01-29 10:27:07 AM  
Shut his mouth?
 
2013-01-29 10:28:24 AM  
Anal. Definitely rough anal.
 
2013-01-29 10:30:23 AM  

GungFu: Anal. Definitely rough anal.


I'm guessing Chris is the catcher.
 
2013-01-29 10:32:19 AM  
Make him go down.
 
2013-01-29 10:35:28 AM  
Wouldn't it be funny if what finally lands him in jail is a fight about a parking space?
 
2013-01-29 10:38:25 AM  

digistil: GungFu: Anal. Definitely rough anal.

I'm guessing Chris is the catcher.


i am fairly certain, and not in the slightest making any sort of joke at all, that frank is the catcher. he is openly gay and seems to lean toward being more feminine

/chris is an arsehole who deserves to catch in jail
 
2013-01-29 10:39:13 AM  
Y'all need to quit yer biactchin,
CB got more hits than New Edition.
 
2013-01-29 10:40:51 AM  

Karma Curmudgeon: Y'all need to quit yer biactchin,
CB got more hits than New Edition.


but, if you take the combined number of hits of all the members of NE, CB ain't got nuthin

/what about BBD's number of hits?
 
2013-01-29 10:42:23 AM  

bungle_jr: Karma Curmudgeon: Y'all need to quit yer biactchin,
CB got more hits than New Edition.

but, if you take the combined number of hits of all the members of NE, CB ain't got nuthin

/what about BBD's number of hits?


You don't rhyme. Your argument is invalid.
 
2013-01-29 10:44:27 AM  
Did he actually inform his sexual partners that he had herpes, something that Rihanna refused to do?

Good on him.
 
2013-01-29 10:50:02 AM  

bungle_jr: digistil: GungFu: Anal. Definitely rough anal.

I'm guessing Chris is the catcher.

i am fairly certain, and not in the slightest making any sort of joke at all, that frank is the catcher. he is openly gay and seems to lean toward being more feminine

/chris is an arsehole who deserves to catch in jail


Correction. Frank Ocean is not openly gay, he's openly not-straight. He's adamantly refused to apply any specific label to himself no matter how much reporters try to get him to do so.

/He's also rumored to be dating some really pretty, super-androgynous male model.
 
2013-01-29 10:53:19 AM  

rynthetyn: bungle_jr: digistil: GungFu: Anal. Definitely rough anal.

I'm guessing Chris is the catcher.

i am fairly certain, and not in the slightest making any sort of joke at all, that frank is the catcher. he is openly gay and seems to lean toward being more feminine

/chris is an arsehole who deserves to catch in jail

Correction. Frank Ocean is not openly gay, he's openly not-straight. He's adamantly refused to apply any specific label to himself no matter how much reporters try to get him to do so.

/He's also rumored to be dating some really pretty, super-androgynous male model.


i stand (sit, actually...at work at my desk) corrected. so he's at the very least bi. and apparently dating a more-feminine-than-himself dude. so anyway the wind blows, right?

/ha, blows
 
2013-01-29 10:54:16 AM  

Karma Curmudgeon: bungle_jr: Karma Curmudgeon: Y'all need to quit yer biactchin,
CB got more hits than New Edition.

but, if you take the combined number of hits of all the members of NE, CB ain't got nuthin

/what about BBD's number of hits?

You don't rhyme. Your argument is invalid.


i'm not a poet and i know this quite well
 
2013-01-29 10:57:58 AM  

Karma Curmudgeon: Y'all need to quit yer biactchin,
CB got more hits than New Edition.


If NE had Justin Bieber as their BFF to not only promote them non-stop, but also do damage control, they would now be considered greater than The Beatles.
 
2013-01-29 11:00:01 AM  

rynthetyn: bungle_jr: digistil: GungFu: Anal. Definitely rough anal.

I'm guessing Chris is the catcher.

i am fairly certain, and not in the slightest making any sort of joke at all, that frank is the catcher. he is openly gay and seems to lean toward being more feminine

/chris is an arsehole who deserves to catch in jail

Correction. Frank Ocean is not openly gay, he's openly not-straight. He's adamantly refused to apply any specific label to himself no matter how much reporters try to get him to do so.

/He's also rumored to be dating some really pretty, super-androgynous male model.


That makes him pomo
 
2013-01-29 11:01:04 AM  

bungle_jr: digistil: GungFu: Anal. Definitely rough anal.

I'm guessing Chris is the catcher.

i am fairly certain, and not in the slightest making any sort of joke at all, that frank is the catcher. he is openly gay and seems to lean toward being more feminine

/chris is an arsehole who deserves to catch in jail


It's not known if he's gay. That said, even if he is, that isn't a determinant of position. One of my best friends is gay and is more manly than Ray Lewis.
 
2013-01-29 11:07:08 AM  

LewDux: rynthetyn: bungle_jr: digistil: GungFu: Anal. Definitely rough anal.

I'm guessing Chris is the catcher.

i am fairly certain, and not in the slightest making any sort of joke at all, that frank is the catcher. he is openly gay and seems to lean toward being more feminine

/chris is an arsehole who deserves to catch in jail

Correction. Frank Ocean is not openly gay, he's openly not-straight. He's adamantly refused to apply any specific label to himself no matter how much reporters try to get him to do so.

/He's also rumored to be dating some really pretty, super-androgynous male model.

That makes him pomo


What's "pomo"?

/kids these days and their crazy labels
 
2013-01-29 11:17:57 AM  
Wear a bra?
 
2013-01-29 11:27:57 AM  

rynthetyn: LewDux: rynthetyn: bungle_jr: digistil: GungFu: Anal. Definitely rough anal.

I'm guessing Chris is the catcher.

i am fairly certain, and not in the slightest making any sort of joke at all, that frank is the catcher. he is openly gay and seems to lean toward being more feminine

/chris is an arsehole who deserves to catch in jail

Correction. Frank Ocean is not openly gay, he's openly not-straight. He's adamantly refused to apply any specific label to himself no matter how much reporters try to get him to do so.

/He's also rumored to be dating some really pretty, super-androgynous male model.

That makes him pomo

What's "pomo"?

/kids these days and their crazy labels


Pomosexual is a portmanteau of the terms pomo (an abbreviation of postmodernism) and sexual; it is a neologism used to describe a person who avoids sexual orientation labels such as heterosexual and homosexual
 
2013-01-29 11:34:59 AM  
Duck?
 
2013-01-29 11:38:09 AM  

LewDux: rynthetyn: LewDux: rynthetyn: bungle_jr: digistil: GungFu: Anal. Definitely rough anal.

I'm guessing Chris is the catcher.

i am fairly certain, and not in the slightest making any sort of joke at all, that frank is the catcher. he is openly gay and seems to lean toward being more feminine

/chris is an arsehole who deserves to catch in jail

Correction. Frank Ocean is not openly gay, he's openly not-straight. He's adamantly refused to apply any specific label to himself no matter how much reporters try to get him to do so.

/He's also rumored to be dating some really pretty, super-androgynous male model.

That makes him pomo

What's "pomo"?

/kids these days and their crazy labels

Pomosexual is a portmanteau of the terms pomo (an abbreviation of postmodernism) and sexual; it is a neologism used to describe a person who avoids sexual orientation labels such as heterosexual and homosexual


now you're just making shiat up.
 
2013-01-29 11:39:33 AM  

LewDux: rynthetyn: LewDux: rynthetyn: bungle_jr: digistil: GungFu: Anal. Definitely rough anal.

I'm guessing Chris is the catcher.

i am fairly certain, and not in the slightest making any sort of joke at all, that frank is the catcher. he is openly gay and seems to lean toward being more feminine

/chris is an arsehole who deserves to catch in jail

Correction. Frank Ocean is not openly gay, he's openly not-straight. He's adamantly refused to apply any specific label to himself no matter how much reporters try to get him to do so.

/He's also rumored to be dating some really pretty, super-androgynous male model.

That makes him pomo

What's "pomo"?

/kids these days and their crazy labels

Pomosexual is a portmanteau of the terms pomo (an abbreviation of postmodernism) and sexual; it is a neologism used to describe a person who avoids sexual orientation labels such as heterosexual and homosexual


When there's even a label for having no label, labeling its way out of control.
 
2013-01-29 12:09:31 PM  
Violence against women? Check.

Hangs around with criminal element? Check.

Has others fight his battles for him? Check.

My god, we've found the new Sinatra!
 
2013-01-29 12:14:14 PM  

cleveoh: Violence against women? Check.

Hangs around with criminal element? Check.

Has others fight his battles for him? Check.

My god, we've found the new Sinatra!


Sinatra could actually sing.
 
2013-01-29 12:19:56 PM  

rynthetyn: cleveoh: Violence against women? Check.

Hangs around with criminal element? Check.

Has others fight his battles for him? Check.

My god, we've found the new Sinatra!

Sinatra could actually sing.


Oh, no argument there & I wish the phoney thug/punk act would ruin his career (but I doubt it). His fans, like Frank's, seem to be more than willing to overlook his thoughoughly despicable side.
 
2013-01-29 12:24:20 PM  

rynthetyn: cleveoh: Violence against women? Check.

Hangs around with criminal element? Check.

Has others fight his battles for him? Check.

My god, we've found the new Sinatra!

Sinatra could actually sing.


www.fpp.co.uk
 
2013-01-29 12:45:29 PM  
I'm liking this Frank Ocean dude. I looked up some of his music and he's pretty good as well.
 
2013-01-29 12:52:20 PM  
I have no idea who Frank Ocean is, but it made me think of

media.comicvine.com

/hot
 
2013-01-29 12:54:43 PM  

Karma Curmudgeon: Y'all need to quit yer biactchin,
CB got more hits than New Edition.


and Ike Turner
 
2013-01-29 01:01:48 PM  

hideous: Karma Curmudgeon: Y'all need to quit yer biactchin,
CB got more hits than New Edition.

and Ike Turner


Speaking of Ike Turner, supposedly one of the reasons Chris Brown doesn't like Frank Ocean is because Frank has been known to wear t-shirts comparing Brown and Turner.
 
2013-01-29 01:05:22 PM  

rynthetyn: Speaking of Ike Turner, supposedly one of the reasons Chris Brown doesn't like Frank Ocean is because Frank has been known to wear t-shirts comparing Brown and Turner.


Hmmmmph. Like Chris Brown could write/play some of the badass shiat Ike did. Yeah, he's a horrible person, and a reeeeeeeallllll bad guy to get high with, but don't discredit the music.
 
2013-01-29 01:34:46 PM  

rynthetyn: Wouldn't it be funny if what finally lands him in jail is a fight about a parking space?



Yeah... but it won't happen. He's too rich and famous for laws to apply to him. The police only concern themselves with the crimes us regular people commit. FTFA:
"Of course, we are going to investigate," sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore said Monday. "It is our understanding it does not rise to the level of an alleged assault. As a matter of fact, it could be a minor scuffle over a parking spot.

Translation: Of course we'll pretend we're investigating until you all shut the fark up and forget about this. We're not going to do shiat to Chris Brown, ever, unless he actually kills someone on videotape. Well, except for get autographs from him. We'll probably talk to him a few times so we can do that once we're done fawning over one of our precious celebrities.
 
2013-01-29 01:36:39 PM  

EyeballKid: rynthetyn: Speaking of Ike Turner, supposedly one of the reasons Chris Brown doesn't like Frank Ocean is because Frank has been known to wear t-shirts comparing Brown and Turner.

Hmmmmph. Like Chris Brown could write/play some of the badass shiat Ike did. Yeah, he's a horrible person, and a reeeeeeeallllll bad guy to get high with, but don't discredit the music.


www.biography.com

*Approves*
 
2013-01-29 01:39:21 PM  

GungFu: Anal. Definitely rough anal.


I have a feeling that Rihanna is fine with rough anal.
 
2013-01-29 01:42:35 PM  

mongbiohazard: rynthetyn: Wouldn't it be funny if what finally lands him in jail is a fight about a parking space?


Yeah... but it won't happen. He's too rich and famous for laws to apply to him. The police only concern themselves with the crimes us regular people commit. FTFA:
"Of course, we are going to investigate," sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore said Monday. "It is our understanding it does not rise to the level of an alleged assault. As a matter of fact, it could be a minor scuffle over a parking spot.

Translation: Of course we'll pretend we're investigating until you all shut the fark up and forget about this. We're not going to do shiat to Chris Brown, ever, unless he actually kills someone on videotape. Well, except for get autographs from him. We'll probably talk to him a few times so we can do that once we're done fawning over one of our precious celebrities.


He could still land in jail over violation of probation if the judge it's feeling particularly cranky.
 
2013-01-29 01:46:23 PM  

Wayne 985: I'm liking this Frank Ocean dude. I looked up some of his music and he's pretty good as well.


Yeah, that Caribbean Queen song is pretty catchy....
 
2013-01-29 01:48:07 PM  
I pray every night to the FSM that Chris Brown pulls his wanna-be thug act on the wrong guys and ends up getting beaten so hard, he finds bones in his stool.
 
2013-01-29 02:06:19 PM  

FuryOfFirestorm: I pray every night to the FSM that Chris Brown pulls his wanna-be thug act on the wrong guys and ends up getting beaten so hard, he finds bones in his stool.


Never going to happen. Look who he picks fights with--a small woman and a skinny R&B singer who's more hipster than hip hop. He stays away from anyone who can hurt him.
 
2013-01-29 02:54:46 PM  

Need a Dispenser Here: I have no idea who Frank Ocean is, but it made me think of

[media.comicvine.com image 289x333]

/hot


Damn. He was so beautiful. What the hell happened to his face?!

/end threadjack
 
2013-01-29 04:19:06 PM  

Need a Dispenser Here: I have no idea who Frank Ocean is, but it made me think of

[media.comicvine.com image 289x333]

/hot


"OK USA!"

/Thumbs up
 
2013-01-29 04:26:22 PM  

rynthetyn: mongbiohazard: rynthetyn: Wouldn't it be funny if what finally lands him in jail is a fight about a parking space?


Yeah... but it won't happen. He's too rich and famous for laws to apply to him. The police only concern themselves with the crimes us regular people commit. FTFA:
"Of course, we are going to investigate," sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore said Monday. "It is our understanding it does not rise to the level of an alleged assault. As a matter of fact, it could be a minor scuffle over a parking spot.

Translation: Of course we'll pretend we're investigating until you all shut the fark up and forget about this. We're not going to do shiat to Chris Brown, ever, unless he actually kills someone on videotape. Well, except for get autographs from him. We'll probably talk to him a few times so we can do that once we're done fawning over one of our precious celebrities.

He could still land in jail over violation of probation if the judge it's feeling particularly cranky.


By law? Absolutely correct. He could, in that it is legal and possible.

But it won't actually happen. If it were you or I you could absolutely expect that to happen to us. But for celebrities so long as they pay all their taxes they're effectively above the law because members of the legal system will refuse to treat them equitably out of a combination of awe of the fame and fear of having to deal with very expensive lawyers.

So factually possible, but practically implausible.
 
2013-01-29 06:16:23 PM  
I wish I could dig Frank Ocean's music more. I'm just way too white. Like - I realize Pyramids is a brilliant song, and that the rest of that album is good, but I hear the R&Bness and just have a primal urge to peruse the rope section of the nearest ACE.

/lives in the south
//doesn't support lynching
///just doesn't like R&B
 
2013-01-29 06:31:38 PM  
It is our understanding it does not rise to the level of an alleged assault.


Idiot.
 
2013-01-29 06:59:12 PM  

sadbad: I wish I could dig Frank Ocean's music more. I'm just way too white. Like - I realize Pyramids is a brilliant song, and that the rest of that album is good, but I hear the R&Bness and just have a primal urge to peruse the rope section of the nearest ACE.

/lives in the south
//doesn't support lynching
///just doesn't like R&B


Bolded is the understatement of the century.

/I realize you're joking, but... yeesh.
 
2013-01-29 07:35:51 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-01-29 10:48:45 PM  
Oh look, what's this? A picture of Chris Brown with his hand in a cast? But I thought he said he didn't hit anybody.

http://www.tmz.com/2013/01/29/chris-brown-cast-hand-fight-frank-ocea n- photo/
 
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