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2013-01-29 10:36:48 AM
Shouldn't he be sleeping in a box of soil from his homeland?
 
2013-01-29 10:53:16 AM

Diogenes: Shouldn't he be sleeping in a box of soil from his homeland?


He's not going to die. Dying is for peasants and organic beings. He's more machine now than man. His mind is twisted and evil.
 
2013-01-29 10:55:48 AM

I_Am_Weasel: Diogenes: Shouldn't he be sleeping in a box of soil from his homeland?

He's not going to die. Dying is for peasants and organic beings. He's more machine now than man. His mind is twisted and evil.


I was going for the vampire thing.  :-(
 
2013-01-29 11:00:24 AM

I_Am_Weasel: Diogenes: Shouldn't he be sleeping in a box of soil from his homeland?

He's not going to die. Dying is for peasants and organic beings. He's more machine now than man. His mind is twisted and evil.


He's safe as long as the party doesn't find and destroy his phylactery.
 
2013-01-29 11:05:20 AM
www.theage.com.au

If this guy's face had had a gun, this never would've happened.
 
2013-01-29 11:11:53 AM
Its really a shame that he's not on trial for war crimes.
 
2013-01-29 11:19:46 AM

sigdiamond2000: [www.theage.com.au image 470x353]

If this guy's face had had a gun, this never would've happened.


The face of responsible gun ownership.

Cheney couldn't manage to handle a weapon safely in a hunting equivalent of a petting zoo.  Fine spokesman you got there,  Safari Club.

I wonder where his One Percent Doctrine is now?  If there's a one percent chance of a threat, we have a responsibility to act.  How many innocent people constitute that one percent I wonder?
 
2013-01-29 11:35:22 AM

vernonFL: Its really a shame that he's not on trial for war crimes.


I watched the farking video (I feel sick).  This guy has balls the size of watermelons.  At the end he faults Obama for  taking unconstitutional actions citing the recess appointments.
 
2013-01-29 11:49:18 AM
Obama should offer to meet Cheney to discuss their disagreements at...oh, let's say, the Hague.
 
2013-01-29 11:49:26 AM

sigdiamond2000: [www.theage.com.au image 470x353]

If this guy's face had had a gun, this never would've happened.


Cheney thinks the kids of Sandy Hook school owe Adam Lanza an apology.
 
2013-01-29 11:51:05 AM

Diogenes: Shouldn't he be sleeping in a box of soil from his homeland?


Heh. I just finished reading that book.
 
2013-01-29 11:52:14 AM

I_Am_Weasel: Diogenes: Shouldn't he be sleeping in a box of soil from his homeland?

He's not going to die. Dying is for peasants and organic beings. He's more machine now than man. His mind is twisted and evil.


The man has no heart. Literally.

He has a pump that steadily pushes ichor through his physical frame, leaving him without a pulse.
 
2013-01-29 11:52:43 AM
FTA: The page you are looking for has either moved or is no longer available, but you may be interested in the content below.
 
2013-01-29 11:54:07 AM
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/i think they might be onto us
 
2013-01-29 11:54:24 AM

mrshowrules: vernonFL: Its really a shame that he's not on trial for war crimes.

I watched the farking video (I feel sick).   This guy has balls the size of watermelons.  At the end he faults Obama for  taking unconstitutional actions citing the recess appointments.


whitenoiseinsanity.com

There's definitely something not quite right down there.
 
2013-01-29 11:54:30 AM
Obama's done something more than ask Congress to consider an assault weapons ban?

The cynic in me says he'll trade it for permanently removing the debt ceiling and allowing the cuts to the military to go through.
 
2013-01-29 11:55:03 AM

SkunkWerks: FTA: The page you are looking for has either moved or is no longer available, but you may be interested in the content below.


LOLz glad I'm not the only one
 
2013-01-29 11:55:51 AM

EyeballKid: Obama should offer to meet Cheney to discuss their disagreements at...oh, let's say, the Hague.


You say that as though Obama wouldn't send in the marines to save Cheney if he was arrested.
 
2013-01-29 11:57:22 AM
Shut Up, Dick Cheney, You Cock.
 
2013-01-29 11:57:31 AM
Dick Cheney lecturing Obama about gun control? That's about as funny as Michael Brown lecturing Obama on how to handle hurricane disasters.

And to think I thought the Republicans had given clear instructions to all former Bush administration officials to STFU and never comment in public again.
 
2013-01-29 11:58:43 AM
Dick Cheney is evil.
 
2013-01-29 11:58:43 AM

the_vegetarian_cannibal: And to think I thought the Republicans had given clear instructions to all former Bush administration officials to STFU and never comment in public again.


The rules don't apply to Cheney.  Hell, he practically made himself VP.
 
2013-01-29 11:59:15 AM
 
2013-01-29 11:59:23 AM

Bloody William: I_Am_Weasel: Diogenes: Shouldn't he be sleeping in a box of soil from his homeland?

He's not going to die. Dying is for peasants and organic beings. He's more machine now than man. His mind is twisted and evil.

He's safe as long as the party doesn't find and destroy his phylacteryhorcrux.

 
2013-01-29 11:59:28 AM
Still in their search page:i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-29 11:59:56 AM

I_Am_Weasel: Diogenes: Shouldn't he be sleeping in a box of soil from his homeland?

He's not going to die. Dying is for peasants and organic beings. He's more machine now than man. His mind is twisted and evil.


There's still good in him!

Lionel Mandrake: The man has no heart. Literally.

He has a pump that steadily pushes ichor through his physical frame, leaving him without a pulse.


You still talkin' about Darth Vader, or Cheney?

/yes, I know about the Ventricular Assist Device
//VAD
///VADer... OMG
 
2013-01-29 12:00:13 PM

the_vegetarian_cannibal: Dick Cheney lecturing Obama about gun control? That's about as funny as Michael Brown lecturing Obama on how to handle hurricane disasters.

And to think I thought the Republicans had given clear instructions to all former Bush administration officials to STFU and never comment in public again.


Look, according to the best intelligence, there WERE QUAIL hidden in the brush
 
2013-01-29 12:01:57 PM
The kingpin of a torture regime is very concerned about human rights.
 
2013-01-29 12:03:01 PM

Diogenes: sigdiamond2000: [www.theage.com.au image 470x353]

If this guy's face had had a gun, this never would've happened.

The face of responsible gun ownership.

Cheney couldn't manage to handle a weapon safely in a hunting equivalent of a petting zoo.  Fine spokesman you got there,  Safari Club.

I wonder where his One Percent Doctrine is now?  If there's a one percent chance of a threat, we have a responsibility to act.  How many innocent people constitute that one percent I wonder?


I would say ~3 million americans.

/math it aint that hard.
 
2013-01-29 12:04:06 PM
 
2013-01-29 12:05:18 PM
Joe Biden already nuked any rational argument for gun legislation; no reason for Cheney to shoot a dead horse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i05pvOE5ZNM
 
2013-01-29 12:05:25 PM
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2013-01-29 12:06:03 PM

Diogenes: I wonder where his One Percent Doctrine is now?  If there's a one percent chance of a threat, we have a responsibility to act.  How many innocent people constitute that one percent I wonder?


Well, these days there's only 1% that matters...
 
2013-01-29 12:06:36 PM
Well, well well.....so DC actually is alive after his prolonged absence.

wutevah

Not a surprising interview at all. When one spends most days near death, advocating for the tools to create more death is logical in the neocon bubble.

.
 
2013-01-29 12:06:51 PM
It's about time a safe, responsible gun owner came out against Fartbama!
 
2013-01-29 12:09:11 PM
Why does anyone care what Dick Cheney has to say? There are few people on the face of the planet with less credibility than that man.
 
2013-01-29 12:10:29 PM

devalt: Joe Biden already nuked any rational argument for gun legislation; no reason for Cheney to shoot a dead horse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i05pvOE5ZNM


Yeah, what a good argument that guy has. "What would you say to the people who say that since the AWB expired and there's more guns, there's less murders."

Correlation doesn't equal causation. Joe says as much, "we put more officers on the streets," and paraphrasing, "the cops are outgunned [vs assault weapons]"
 
2013-01-29 12:11:07 PM
I say it in every Cheney thread: the fact that this man isn't spending the rest of his evil, disgusting life rotting in a dank prison cell somewhere is proof positive that there is no justice in this world.
 
2013-01-29 12:13:59 PM
First new gun control law: if you ever accidentally shoot someone in the face, you automatically lose your right to buy, own or handle a gun ever again.
 
2013-01-29 12:15:00 PM
All of the political capital in the world after 9/11.  A world standing beside us, ready to help fight global terrorism.  All the goodwill and trust of the American people, and our allies abroad.

And this asshole insists we go to war with Iraq because.... I honestly don't know.  Oil hardly makes sense, cheaper to buy it.  Maybe his friends in the defense industry were the key.  In any case, he deserves every bit of the hate he gets.  Fark him and the horse he rode in on.
 
2013-01-29 12:16:38 PM

Bloody William: I_Am_Weasel: Diogenes: Shouldn't he be sleeping in a box of soil from his homeland?

He's not going to die. Dying is for peasants and organic beings. He's more machine now than man. His mind is twisted and evil.

He's safe as long as the party doesn't find and destroy his phylactery.


The GOP has a knack for splitting the party up. (The party being the Democrats, of course.)
 
2013-01-29 12:16:56 PM

RyogaM: First new gun control law: if you ever accidentally shoot someone in the face, you automatically lose your right to buy, own or handle a gun ever again.


What if the guy who got shot in the face apologizes?
 
2013-01-29 12:18:21 PM

HotWingConspiracy: The kingpin of a torture regime is very concerned about human rights.


If those terrorists at GITMO had had guns, they wouldn't be there in the first place.
 
2013-01-29 12:21:20 PM

justtray: devalt: Joe Biden already nuked any rational argument for gun legislation; no reason for Cheney to shoot a dead horse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i05pvOE5ZNM

Yeah, what a good argument that guy has. "What would you say to the people who say that since the AWB expired and there's more guns, there's less murders."

Correlation doesn't equal causation. Joe says as much, "we put more officers on the streets," and paraphrasing, "the cops are outgunned [vs assault weapons]"


Except that the AWB expired in 2004 and we didn't put "100,000 more officers on the streets" until after Obama's election in 2008. All the while gun crimes were decreasing long before 2008. As you say, correlation doesn't equal causation.
 
2013-01-29 12:22:38 PM
I was put in mind of this...

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2013-01-29 12:25:11 PM

nekom: All of the political capital in the world after 9/11. A world standing beside us, ready to help fight global terrorism. All the goodwill and trust of the American people, and our allies abroad.

And this asshole insists we go to war with Iraq because...


Probably because of the very things you mention.

"Conservatives" in the Cheney mold think that if allies in "Old Europe" are on your side and you've garnered trust and goodwill, you're doing something wrong.

He's that Daniel Plainview breed of American Exceptionalist.
 
2013-01-29 12:25:41 PM

nekom: All of the political capital in the world after 9/11.  A world standing beside us, ready to help fight global terrorism.  All the goodwill and trust of the American people, and our allies abroad.

And this asshole insists we go to war with Iraq because.... I honestly don't know.  Oil hardly makes sense, cheaper to buy it.  Maybe his friends in the defense industry were the key.  In any case, he deserves every bit of the hate he gets.  Fark him and the horse he rode in on.


It was actually W who had the hard on for invading Iraq. Cheney went along because war profiteering is awesome.
 
2013-01-29 12:26:34 PM

nekom: All of the political capital in the world after 9/11.  A world standing beside us, ready to help fight global terrorism.  All the goodwill and trust of the American people, and our allies abroad.

And this asshole insists we go to war with Iraq because.... I honestly don't know.  Oil hardly makes sense, cheaper to buy it.  Maybe his friends in the defense industry were the key.  In any case, he deserves every bit of the hate he gets.  Fark him and the horse he rode in on.


Do you have any idea how much money Halliburton made off of reconstructing Iraq? No-bid contracts are magnificent things...
 
2013-01-29 12:27:27 PM

Mike Chewbacca: It was actually W who had the hard on for invading Iraq. Cheney went along because war profiteering is awesome.


That also. Dubya wanted to finish the job his daddy, rather smartly, left unfinished, and damn the consequences.
 
2013-01-29 12:29:20 PM

Bloody William: I_Am_Weasel: Diogenes: Shouldn't he be sleeping in a box of soil from his homeland?

He's not going to die. Dying is for peasants and organic beings. He's more machine now than man. His mind is twisted and evil.

He's safe as long as the party doesn't find and destroy his phylactery.


Actually, all you need to do is destroy the needle hidden inside the egg, hidden in the duck which is inside the hare which is locked in the iron chest buried under the green oak tree on the Island, and he's toast
 
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