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(New York Daily News)   Acute algebra teacher in trouble for show a student her box and whisker plot   (nydailynews.com) divider line 45
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2013-01-29 10:15:16 AM  
I'm guessing she has a significant figure.
 
2013-01-29 10:17:26 AM  
That's on odd looking 28. She looks 14. But all I can see is that mole.
 
2013-01-29 10:17:28 AM  
It shouldn't have surprised anyone, there were sines all around.
 
2013-01-29 10:18:02 AM  
I'd plug my solution into her equation
 
2013-01-29 10:18:55 AM  
Again? Someone stop this monster!
 
2013-01-29 10:19:25 AM  
thumbs.anyclip.com
 
2013-01-29 10:19:42 AM  
16 goes into 28 how many times?
 
2013-01-29 10:19:44 AM  

jfivealive: I'd plug my solution into her equation


A black box function?

/wasn't there some other green light about this mentioning a mole as a unit of measure?
 
2013-01-29 10:19:45 AM  
austin-powers-goldmember.trailertheater.com
 
2013-01-29 10:20:06 AM  

abhorrent1: Again? Someone stop this monster!


Subby's math class is focusing on repeating numbers.
 
2013-01-29 10:20:10 AM  
As a math teacher who teaches box and whisker plots, I'm shocked that this is the first time I've heard anyone but me use 'box and whisker plot' in a vulgar way. I also found that headline amusing.

/finally.
 
2013-01-29 10:20:24 AM  

thecpt: [thumbs.anyclip.com image 480x212]


Damn, same thought
 
2013-01-29 10:20:25 AM  
MOLEYMOLEYMOLEYMOLEYMOLEYMOLEYMOLEYMOLEY

and

Here's a quarter. Go downtown and have a rat gnaw that THING off your face.
Good Day to you madam.
 
2013-01-29 10:21:19 AM  
www.kubins.com

Approves.
 
2013-01-29 10:21:43 AM  
I'm Buck Melanoma. Moley Russell's wart. Not her wart. Not her wart! I'm... I'm the wart. She's my tumor. My... my growth. My... uh, my pimple. I'm Uncle Wart. Just old Buck "Wart" Russell. That's what they call me, or Melanoma Head. They'll call me that. "Melanoma Head's coming."
 
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2013-01-29 10:24:40 AM  

idiocy: As a math teacher who teaches box and whisker plots, I'm shocked that this is the first time I've heard anyone but me use 'box and whisker plot' in a vulgar way. I also found that headline amusing.

/finally.


We've been too busy laughing at the hairy ball theorem.
 
GBB
2013-01-29 10:25:40 AM  

mudpants: 16 goes into 28 repeat how many times?

 
2013-01-29 10:27:15 AM  

Keeve: I'm Buck Melanoma. Moley Russell's wart. Not her wart. Not her wart! I'm... I'm the wart. She's my tumor. My... my growth. My... uh, my pimple. I'm Uncle Wart. Just old Buck "Wart" Russell. That's what they call me, or Melanoma Head. They'll call me that. "Melanoma Head's coming."


I didn't enter this thread expecting to read this, but thank you.
 
2013-01-29 10:27:26 AM  
"The boy is not at a stage in his life where he's able to make that type of legal and quite frankly mature enough decision," Union County Prosecutor Theodore Romankow told Mycentraljersey.com.
"What made this particularly ... unusual is that they actually had sex in school, in her classroom," added Romankow, who went on to explain that the alleged activity is thought to have occurred during times when classes were actually in session.
"Evidently they blocked the windows and locked the door," he said.

Uh, Theo, no 16 year old kid is going to turn down a chance to insert his penis into a cute Asian girl. That is as well informed as any decision can get.
 
2013-01-29 10:29:22 AM  
Acute? Stop being obtuse.
 
2013-01-29 10:32:15 AM  
Here's a quarter....
www.screeninsults.com
 
2013-01-29 10:33:06 AM  
Acute mole-itis, maybe.
 
2013-01-29 10:35:29 AM  
Ok Austin Powers and Uncle Buck covered thread done turn out the lights.
 
2013-01-29 10:36:21 AM  

H31N0US: Uh, Theo, no 16 year old kid is going to turn down a chance to insert his penis into a cute Asian girl. That is as well informed as any decision can get.


Well, maybe except the gay ones. Gay people tend not to care much for that sort of stuff.
 
2013-01-29 10:36:46 AM  

Keeve: Moley Russell's wart. Not her wart. Not her wart! I'm... I'm the wart.


WTF
 
2013-01-29 10:37:12 AM  
Well....the brown thing on her face is a little off-putting, but I'd invert that matrix and factor the hell out of that quadratic.
 
2013-01-29 10:39:51 AM  

mudpants: 16 goes into 28 how many times?


At least 3 times, according to TFA, with no remainders (although she did ask him to get rid of some evidence).
 
2013-01-29 10:44:25 AM  
Eh. Not bad, she needs to throw some make-up on. Would like to see her body before making a decision.
 
2013-01-29 10:45:12 AM  
iamfodder.org
 
2013-01-29 10:50:04 AM  
this isn't even news anymore. let's all assume that in every school at least one teacher is boinking at least one student and stop calling it news.
 
2013-01-29 10:51:33 AM  
6.02214179 x 1023
 
2013-01-29 11:03:15 AM  
I thought the mole was a piercing. Oops, my bad, she looses points for that misplaced mole. Now after reading what she did, I will guess it's a wart. Let's take a peek below the belt.
 
2013-01-29 11:03:19 AM  
Why the round face?
 
2013-01-29 11:12:21 AM  
Not ironic.
 
2013-01-29 11:31:26 AM  
 
2013-01-29 11:34:44 AM  
herp and derp? oh wait, it's just a mole.
 
2013-01-29 12:15:08 PM  

stuhayes2010: That's on odd looking 28. She looks 14. But all I can see is that mole.


I thought it was a hole.
 
2013-01-29 12:18:15 PM  
www.mexgrocer.co.uk
 
2013-01-29 01:15:14 PM  
Pete and repeat
 
2013-01-29 01:30:04 PM  
Too bad for her! 16 is legal in many states! Maybe there's a law about a person working with "children," and sex??
 
2013-01-29 01:58:43 PM  
Acute algebra teacher in trouble for show a student her box and whisker plot

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-29 02:36:02 PM  
They called her moley till she found god. Now she's holy moley
 
2013-01-29 04:05:18 PM  
Wasn't mole-woman in another thread?

/why did I have to see her twice si what I'm asking
 
2013-01-29 04:42:14 PM  

Jenna Tellya: 6.02214179 x 1023


Well played, Amedeyo.
 
2013-01-30 10:27:37 AM  
Subby was being obtuse
 
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