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(Guardian)   If you had 72 hours in your pool for how long it would take Twitter Vine to become a hardcore porn platform, please step forward to collect your sticky prize   (guardian.co.uk) divider line 37
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2013-01-29 09:54:34 AM
I've never heard of it. But now that I hear there's hardcore porn there I'll have to go take a look.
 
2013-01-29 10:38:03 AM
Twatter?
 
2013-01-29 11:17:34 AM
They're re-creating Usenet?
 
2013-01-29 11:23:10 AM
Oh good. There was a shortage of porn on the internet.
 
2013-01-29 12:14:49 PM

minoridiot: Twatter?


Alright, turn off the lights. We're done here. Good show everyone.
 
2013-01-29 12:18:45 PM
6 second anonymous videos, it will just be a bunch of penises.
 
2013-01-29 12:25:35 PM
So its the mobile version of Tumblr?
 
2013-01-29 12:29:40 PM
6 seconds? Are they showing the foreplay too?
 
2013-01-29 12:39:51 PM
72 hours, Wouldn't you be all wrinkly?
 
2013-01-29 12:40:19 PM

Tom_Slick: 6 second anonymous videos, it will just be a bunch of penises.


Fark TV again?
 
2013-01-29 12:40:36 PM

minoridiot: Twatter?


Damn~! Done in two. XD
 
2013-01-29 01:01:21 PM

Krieghund: Oh good. There was a shortage of porn on the internet.


No matter how much porn there is on the internet there will always be a shortage of porn on the internet.
 
2013-01-29 01:06:01 PM
You mean they killed the only thing that might make twitter relevant?
 
2013-01-29 01:53:57 PM
72 hours?!? I had predicted 72 seconds.
 
2013-01-29 01:59:18 PM

neversubmit: Tom_Slick: 6 second anonymous videos, it will just be a bunch of penises.

Fark TV again?


With sweat and dead man's balls.
 
2013-01-29 02:10:53 PM
But what am I supposed to do with the other 5 seconds of video?
 
2013-01-29 02:23:12 PM
To quote Jolie Odell "I'm just going to say it. What can you get done in 6 seconds?"
 
2013-01-29 02:41:56 PM

ongbok: Krieghund: Oh good. There was a shortage of porn on the internet.

No matter how much porn there is on the internet there will always be a shortage of good porn on the internet.


ftfy
 
db2
2013-01-29 02:49:51 PM
There's a certain subset of the population that will instinctively say, "Well, here's a new video app. Guess I'll record my dick."
 
2013-01-29 02:56:13 PM

All2morrowsparTs: ongbok: Krieghund: Oh good. There was a shortage of porn on the internet.

No matter how much porn there is on the internet there will always be a shortage of good porn on the internet.

ftfy


so farking true.
 
2013-01-29 03:18:13 PM

All2morrowsparTs: ongbok: Krieghund: Oh good. There was a shortage of porn on the internet.

No matter how much porn there is on the internet there will always be a shortage of good porn on the internet.

ftfy


Indeed.
 
2013-01-29 03:24:29 PM
Something good finally happens on Twitter, and they shoot it down.

Screw you, Twitter!
 
2013-01-29 04:10:19 PM
Well, guess there's nothing to do now but pull it.
 
2013-01-29 04:12:34 PM
6 seconds of porn is 2 seconds extra.
 
2013-01-29 05:14:48 PM
db2: There's a certain subset of the population that will instinctively say, "Well, here's a new video app. Guess I'll record my dick."

Agrees
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-29 05:23:04 PM

Tom_Slick: 6 second anonymous videos, it will just be a bunch of penises.


Chat Roulette, but with a fixed 6 second timer and don't get to see the look on their face? Lame.
 
2013-01-29 07:36:02 PM

minoridiot: Twatter?


my twitter account is @re_Twatter

just sayin'
 
2013-01-29 08:22:38 PM

db2: There's a certain subset of the population that will instinctively say, "Well, here's a new video app. Guess I'll record something other than my dick."


FTFY since you've got it all wrong
 
2013-01-29 08:30:28 PM
www.recareered.com
 
2013-01-29 11:19:45 PM

gingerjet: So its the mobile version of Tumblr?


Tumblr now has a mobile app.

/fap fap
 
2013-01-30 01:26:51 AM
And nobody has any nsfw links..

...thanks Fark
 
2013-01-30 06:08:51 AM
Twanker
 
2013-01-30 06:19:48 AM

All2morrowsparTs: ongbok: Krieghund: Oh good. There was a shortage of porn on the internet.

No matter how much porn there is on the internet there will always be a shortage of good porn on the internet.

ftfy


from your keyboard to gods servers, my friend. i have to put in countless hours just to enjoy manipulating minutes.
 
2013-01-30 07:15:50 AM
I'm far (far) from a prude, but it will never cease to sadden me that every remotely interesting experiment in social communications gets almost instantly hijacked by dicks being dicks and putting dicks on everything.

/dicks
 
2013-01-30 07:53:13 AM

dai the flu: I'm far (far) from a prude, but it will never cease to sadden me that every remotely interesting experiment in social communications gets almost instantly hijacked by dicks being dicks and putting dicks on everything.

/dicks


Well, of course it always gets hijacked for that.  You're talking about a tradition that dates back to the time when humans first dabbed mud on to walls to make patterns.  I'm sure that back in the paleolithic days, as soon as someone saw a bison drawn on the wall they thought "I bet I could draw a dick" and promptly did so.  And then everyone in the cave had a good laugh and the next thing you know the whole cave has dicks drawn all over it.

I maintain that the best proof that the Nazca geoglyphs were made by aliens is the fact that none of them are dicks.
 
2013-01-30 07:56:44 AM
spyderqueen:
I maintain that the best proof that the Nazca geoglyphs were made by aliens is the fact that none of them are dicks.

Brilliant!
 
2013-01-30 08:29:51 AM

spyderqueen: dai the flu: I'm far (far) from a prude, but it will never cease to sadden me that every remotely interesting experiment in social communications gets almost instantly hijacked by dicks being dicks and putting dicks on everything.

/dicks

Well, of course it always gets hijacked for that.  You're talking about a tradition that dates back to the time when humans first dabbed mud on to walls to make patterns.  I'm sure that back in the paleolithic days, as soon as someone saw a bison drawn on the wall they thought "I bet I could draw a dick" and promptly did so.  And then everyone in the cave had a good laugh and the next thing you know the whole cave has dicks drawn all over it.

I maintain that the best proof that the Nazca geoglyphs were made by aliens is the fact that none of them are dicks.


i930.photobucket.com
/hawt
 
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