Too Pretty For Prison: I was in a near-fatal car crash about 7 years ago. A 2 month coma, 19 surgeries, then 11 months of physical and occupational therapy. This ass-hat at work kept telling me how grateful I should be to his god because I was spared. WTF kind of logic is that?
Fubini: Divine favor is not "a guy steals your van but he smashes the crap out of it so LOL robber"Divine favor is "a guy tries to steal your van but is consumed by a plague of locusts before he harms it"or"a guy tries to steal your van but has a heart attack before moving it out of park"or"a guy tries to steal your van but has a change of heart and returns it"
LarryDan43: A van that was purchased tax free and subsidized by the public. Not really stealing in my opinion.
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