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2013-01-29 10:24:55 AM  
HOLY UNDERWEAR! We've gotta do something, gentlemen! We need to protect our phony-balony jobs! Harumph!
 
2013-01-29 11:14:37 AM  
In the kitchen.
 
2013-01-29 11:20:19 AM  
Based on my Facebook news feed, I would say they're all on the internet. I can't go a farking day without seeing something by Victoria Jackson get shared by one of my friends. And I have a female friend who posts a crazy accusation about Obama at least twice a week.
 
2013-01-29 11:21:56 AM  
Getting their weekly transvaginal ultrasound?
 
2013-01-29 11:37:55 AM  

penthesilea: In the kitchen.


Or the bedroom.  Or going from one to the other.
 
2013-01-29 11:44:52 AM  
Well, I can't speak to the "exit" of the Canadian broad, but as for Palin, being a pretty bomb-thrower does not make for a long-term career.  Beauty fades and eventually you start to sound like a broken record.
 
2013-01-29 12:10:38 PM  
Making a sandwich if'n they know what's good for them.

*cracks beer*
 
2013-01-29 12:12:59 PM  
They're still around. They're just keeping a low profile.

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2013-01-29 12:14:37 PM  
Stroking their adam's apple on Fox News?
 
2013-01-29 12:15:55 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Well, I can't speak to the "exit" of the Canadian broad, but as for Palin, being a pretty bomb-thrower does not make for a long-term career. Beauty fades and eventually you start to sound like a broken record.


Ann Coulter is still around.
 
2013-01-29 12:16:15 PM  

somedude210: HOLY UNDERWEAR! We've gotta do something, gentlemen! We need to protect our phony-balony jobs! Harumph!


You watch your ass!
 
2013-01-29 12:16:36 PM  
They've still got Ann Coulter.

Oh, wait... right WOMEN... sorry, my bad.
 
2013-01-29 12:17:35 PM  

thurstonxhowell: Lionel Mandrake: Well, I can't speak to the "exit" of the Canadian broad, but as for Palin, being a pretty bomb-thrower does not make for a long-term career. Beauty fades and eventually you start to sound like a broken record.

Ann Coulter is still around.


Her advantage was never being beautiful.
 
2013-01-29 12:20:12 PM  
Sandwiches don't make themselves.
 
2013-01-29 12:20:28 PM  
www.eonline.com
 
2013-01-29 12:21:18 PM  

GiantRex: Based on my Facebook news feed, I would say they're all on the internet. I can't go a farking day without seeing something by Victoria Jackson get shared by one of my friends. And I have a female friend who posts a crazy accusation about Obama at least twice a week.


Sounds like your friend needs some trolling. Each time she posts a crazy accusation, respond with an even crazier accusation, and to take it a step further, accuse your friend of trying to distract people with the minor fluff of her accusation, when in fact people should be focused on your accusation. Claim she's part of the Obama Conspiracy even.

It's not like you'll ever be able to reason with this person, so you may as well have fun.
 
2013-01-29 12:22:21 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: thurstonxhowell: Lionel Mandrake: Well, I can't speak to the "exit" of the Canadian broad, but as for Palin, being a pretty bomb-thrower does not make for a long-term career. Beauty fades and eventually you start to sound like a broken record.

Ann Coulter is still around.

Her advantage was never being beautiful.


Coulter's fairly clever (in an ugly way), whereas Palin is an all-around dim bulb.  Coulter mixes it up more too, Palin has been using the same attack lines against Obama since 2008.
 
2013-01-29 12:22:50 PM  
Riding around to local gay clubs to look for their husbands?
 
2013-01-29 12:24:17 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: HotWingConspiracy: thurstonxhowell: Lionel Mandrake: Well, I can't speak to the "exit" of the Canadian broad, but as for Palin, being a pretty bomb-thrower does not make for a long-term career. Beauty fades and eventually you start to sound like a broken record.

Ann Coulter is still around.

Her advantage was never being beautiful.

Coulter's fairly clever (in an ugly way), whereas Palin is an all-around dim bulb.  Coulter mixes it up more too, Palin has been using the same attack lines against Obama since 2008.


Yeah, Coulter's utterly vile, but she is clever. Plus, she knows the crap she puts out is bullshiat. Ann's just in it for the money.
 
2013-01-29 12:24:54 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: HotWingConspiracy: thurstonxhowell: Lionel Mandrake: Well, I can't speak to the "exit" of the Canadian broad, but as for Palin, being a pretty bomb-thrower does not make for a long-term career. Beauty fades and eventually you start to sound like a broken record.

Ann Coulter is still around.

Her advantage was never being beautiful.

Coulter's fairly clever (in an ugly way), whereas Palin is an all-around dim bulb.  Coulter mixes it up more too, Palin has been using the same attack lines against Obama since 2008.


Pretty much that. Palin's just a pretty face; Coulter's a slightly more eloquent Fark troll.
 
2013-01-29 12:25:36 PM  

LectertheChef: GiantRex: Based on my Facebook news feed, I would say they're all on the internet. I can't go a farking day without seeing something by Victoria Jackson get shared by one of my friends. And I have a female friend who posts a crazy accusation about Obama at least twice a week.

Sounds like your friend needs some trolling. Each time she posts a crazy accusation, respond with an even crazier accusation, and to take it a step further, accuse your friend of trying to distract people with the minor fluff of her accusation, when in fact people should be focused on your accusation. Claim she's part of the Obama Conspiracy even.

It's not like you'll ever be able to reason with this person, so you may as well have fun.


I fully condone this idea.
 
2013-01-29 12:27:44 PM  

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2013-01-29 12:33:17 PM  
In a Binder?
 
2013-01-29 12:35:41 PM  
Well, since 99% of women use birth control, and (according to the Right) women who use birth control are "sluts", and by definition sluts are liberal, I guess there aren't any women on the right anymore.

Oh, and why does a Canadian news publication care about Sarah Palin?
 
2013-01-29 12:37:43 PM  

pciszek: Oh, and why does a Canadian news publication care about Sarah Palin?


They can see her house from their backyard
 
2013-01-29 12:37:44 PM  

LectertheChef: GiantRex: Based on my Facebook news feed, I would say they're all on the internet. I can't go a farking day without seeing something by Victoria Jackson get shared by one of my friends. And I have a female friend who posts a crazy accusation about Obama at least twice a week.

Sounds like your friend needs some trolling. Each time she posts a crazy accusation, respond with an even crazier accusation, and to take it a step further, accuse your friend of trying to distract people with the minor fluff of her accusation, when in fact people should be focused on your accusation. Claim she's part of the Obama Conspiracy even.

It's not like you'll ever be able to reason with this person, so you may as well have fun.


Getting in early before your newsletter reaches its subscription limit.
 
2013-01-29 12:38:37 PM  
If the right-wing women are crazy, American pop culture has ways of shutting that down.

/eventually
 
2013-01-29 12:39:26 PM  

Philip Francis Queeg: [www.eonline.com image 560x415]


It can say hi to your career when it gets to hell.
 
2013-01-29 12:40:23 PM  
Where all the right women at?

Busy working and paying taxes.
 
2013-01-29 12:41:07 PM  
Two Palin threads in two days, awesome! I miss the good old days.
 
2013-01-29 12:42:57 PM  
I have to wonder.

Did the Republicans pro-rape stance finally cause these women to exit the stage?
 
2013-01-29 12:43:39 PM  
I can tell you exactly where they are. If they're smart and honest, they're probably self identify as a conservative Democrat or libertarian (actual libertarian). If they're smart and dishonest they're fighting Ann Coulter for media exposure. If they're not smart but political, they're probably on facebook or twitter right now telling us how terrible Obama is (study it out, they're there). If they're neither smart nor political they're probably at home raising the next generation of the GOP barefoot and pregnant.
 
2013-01-29 12:45:35 PM  

Mercutio74: I can tell you exactly where they are. If they're smart and honest, they're probably self identify as a conservative Democrat or libertarian (actual libertarian). If they're smart and dishonest they're fighting Ann Coulter for media exposure. If they're not smart but political, they're probably on facebook or twitter right now telling us how terrible Obama is (study it out, they're there). If they're neither smart nor political they're probably at home raising the next generation of the GOP barefoot and pregnant and posting on Facebook about it while acting aloof to political fights.


Just my experience.
 
2013-01-29 12:47:08 PM  
Hiding out in fear of legitimate rape?
 
2013-01-29 12:48:08 PM  

meat0918: Just my experience.


I count that as being political. If we allowed everyone who participated in political discourse to claim involvement just because they're intentionally uninformed, the GOP would have no followers.
 
2013-01-29 12:49:31 PM  

Philip Francis Queeg: [www.eonline.com image 560x415]




i159.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-29 12:51:31 PM  
I don't really believe there are right-wing women. There might be some right-wing wives, married to right-wing men. But by and large, there doesn't seem to be a platform on the right-wing that really gives a rat's ass about women, so why is this a surprise?

/paid shills to spout right-wing propaganda don't really count as a voting block do they?
 
2013-01-29 12:51:52 PM  
I tried e-dating once...trolled a woman who was hot and uber right wing.... didn't get any poon from it though.
Meh, take the wins with the losses.
 
2013-01-29 12:54:22 PM  

Philip Francis Queeg: [www.eonline.com image 560x415]


ALL REPUBLICANS ARE THIS PATRIOTIC
 
2013-01-29 12:55:28 PM  

pciszek: Well, since 99% of women use birth control, and (according to the Right) women who use birth control are "sluts", and by definition sluts are liberal, I guess there aren't any women on the right anymore.

Oh, and why does a Canadian news publication care about Sarah Palin?


They care a LOT about CHS's star US patient...
 
2013-01-29 12:56:59 PM  
Who cares?

I'm sure they're somewhere spouting off the same nonsense right-wing men are always yammering about.
 
2013-01-29 12:59:05 PM  
Right Wing women exist for one reason and one reason only...to get stupid Conservative men who think with their dicks to vote Republican. They're eye candy to lure in the dullards to the side show.

$arah Palin was a prime example....a pretty moron tossed up there to get stupid hicks to vote for the hot chick. She was perfect political porn embodied...the men wanted to fark her and the women wanted to BE her.

The GOP is the political equivalent of the "dumb but good looking" jock crowd from high school. They get where they get strictly because of their looks, not because they're intellectually gifted, and they generate enough envy amongst the plain folks that they follow along trying to fit in.
 
2013-01-29 12:59:37 PM  
Don't hate me, but I inexplicably have a thing for Susan Ferrechio
i277.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-29 01:00:10 PM  

WhackingDay: I don't really believe there are right-wing women. There might be some right-wing wives, married to right-wing men. But by and large, there doesn't seem to be a platform on the right-wing that really gives a rat's ass about women, so why is this a surprise?

/paid shills to spout right-wing propaganda don't really count as a voting block do they?


That describes the one RW woman I know.

If she had married a Leninist, she'd be a Leninist.
 
2013-01-29 01:02:57 PM  
Getting legitimately raped and then sued by the rapist?
 
2013-01-29 01:06:09 PM  
+1 Headline, subby. The right women are still here in the deep South. Everyday I read their Facebook comments how Obama is a divider and is turning America into a socialist country. Jesus promised them guns and the Muslim usurper is gonna bring about $9 a gallon gas for their SUV's and won't be satisfied until we are all under UN rule. Seriously. Here's a few of their recent posts. Wrap your head around the
inner-workings of these fine Christian women...
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Soak it in, this is what 'right' Christian women not only believe, but what they promote and endorse.
 
2013-01-29 01:10:52 PM  
Remaining seen, not heard?
 
2013-01-29 01:11:46 PM  
Stuck in an echo chamber of believing that having and raising children is their only value in life.
 
2013-01-29 01:12:21 PM  

GiantRex: Based on my Facebook news feed, I would say they're all on the internet. I can't go a farking day without seeing something by Victoria Jackson get shared by one of my friends. And I have a female friend who posts a crazy accusation about Obama at least twice a week.


Stay at home moms have WAY too much time on their hands.
 
2013-01-29 01:12:53 PM  

Dahnkster: +1 Headline, subby. The right women are still here in the deep South. Everyday I read their Facebook comments how Obama is a divider and is turning America into a socialist country. Jesus promised them guns and the Muslim usurper is gonna bring about $9 a gallon gas for their SUV's and won't be satisfied until we are all under UN rule. Seriously. Here's a few of their recent posts. Wrap your head around the
inner-workings of these fine Christian women...
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Soak it in, this is what 'right' Christian women not only believe, but what they promote and endorse.


ummmm, they are correct about the budget...
 
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