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(WAFF Huntsville)   Man attempts to rescue his wife, who he thought was being held hostage at a local hotel. Only problem in his plan was that his wife was at home asleep; thus hilarities ensue. Yes alcohol was involved   (waff.com) divider line 12
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2013-01-29 10:55:06 AM
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2013-01-29 10:58:32 AM
I know Alabamans. I'd like to think I know a good drunk. But I don't know why drunk Alabamans do things like this.
 
2013-01-29 11:01:39 AM
That was an awesome drunk failure story. Loved it.

There's a family story passed on about my grandpa that I never met. He was an alcoholic and one night he was good and drunk and was cussing out the man in the plate glass door which happened to be him and so he was carrying on about how he had finally caught the SOB and he was going to let him have it and when he swung he went straight through the plate glass door. Stark naked as well. LOL.
 
2013-01-29 11:02:00 AM
American hero.
 
2013-01-29 11:07:10 AM
Gosh, I wish I got funny ideas like that when I'm drunk.
 
2013-01-29 11:09:21 AM
To paraphrase Ralph Wiggum, "Drunk! That's where I'm a hero!"
 
2013-01-29 11:30:36 AM

Arkanaut: To paraphrase Ralph Wiggum, "Drunk! That's where I'm a hero!"


A myriad of Simpsons quotes about alcohol and you try to shoehorn in a Ralph Wiggum quote instead? For shame sir!
 
2013-01-29 11:49:46 AM
Wow, it is as almost if the city of Boaz, Alabama is trying to get it sown FARK tag.
Man shot, killed during game of quick draw
 
2013-01-29 01:11:04 PM
Living about 45 miles away, I can attest to the abnormally high level of fail in Boaz. If it wasn't for the outlet malls, it'd have died out years ago.

// sarcasm on
// Keep on keeping us looking good, Boaz. Thanks.
// sarcasm off
 
2013-01-29 01:49:02 PM

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: Arkanaut: To paraphrase Ralph Wiggum, "Drunk! That's where I'm a hero!"

A myriad of Simpsons quotes about alcohol and you try to shoehorn in a Ralph Wiggum quote instead? For shame sir!


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Ralph is Awesome!!
 
2013-01-29 02:09:54 PM
Link

The Boaz 'trifecta? (The second link above)
 
2013-01-29 04:26:29 PM
Still, Joan Boaz was a fine folk singer. Looked at clouds from both sides.
 
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