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(San Mateo Daily Journal)   The classic love story. Boy meets prostitute. Boy hires prostitute. Prostitute get convicted of grand theft. Boy keeps seeing prostitute. Prostitute steals TV and car from boy and beats him with a brick   (smdailyjournal.com) divider line 37
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2013-01-29 11:06:13 AM
the 82-year-old victim

Damn, gramps is still livin' the dream. He's like a Hugh Hefner of modest means.
 
2013-01-29 11:23:21 AM
I wonder how soon he'll show up for a conjugal
 
2013-01-29 11:24:31 AM
Love is more than blind apparently... stupid too.
 
2013-01-29 11:24:43 AM
How often have we heard that story before?

www.fastcompany.com
 
2013-01-29 11:25:17 AM
How many times do I have to go over this?

You aren't paying a prostitute for sex; you're paying her to leave afterword.

/ and not nag you
 
2013-01-29 11:26:16 AM
ahh, the true ending of Pretty Woman
 
2013-01-29 11:27:03 AM

Kanemano: ahh, the true ending of Pretty Woman


Sounds like a pretty risky business.
 
2013-01-29 11:27:30 AM
She got pissed when he asked for change from his $10.
 
2013-01-29 11:29:08 AM
Who the hell caries a brick, honestly?
 
2013-01-29 11:29:27 AM
Going by the photo in the article, are we sure the guy didn't beat her with a brick as well???
 
2013-01-29 11:29:53 AM
Oh, you said " Beat him with a BRICK" . . . . never mind
 
2013-01-29 11:31:32 AM

justanotherfarkinfarker: Who the hell caries a brick, honestly?


You'd be amazed what they can hide up there.
 
2013-01-29 11:31:50 AM

Sybarite: the 82-year-old victim

Damn, gramps is still livin' the dream. He's like a Hugh Hefner of modest means.


images.spoof-media.com

Wake up, grampa...
 
2013-01-29 11:32:51 AM

iheartscotch: How many times do I have to go over this?

You aren't paying a prostitute for sex; you're paying her to leave afterword.

/ and not nag you


Did you come up with that yourself? That's really brilliant.
 
2013-01-29 11:39:27 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: iheartscotch: How many times do I have to go over this?

You aren't paying a prostitute for sex; you're paying her to leave afterword.

/ and not nag you

Did you come up with that yourself? That's really brilliant.


My sarcasm sence is tingling.....

/ wether I came up with it or not; it's true
 
2013-01-29 11:40:44 AM
you skipped over the whole Herpes stage! Thats the best part!
 
2013-01-29 11:42:48 AM
The classic love story. Boy Geezer meets prostitute. Boy Geezer hires prostitute. Prostitute get convicted of grand theft. Boy Geezer keeps seeing prostitute. Prostitute steals TV and car from boy Geezer and beats him with a brick
 
2013-01-29 11:48:33 AM
You know how to make a hormone?

Don't pay her.
 
2013-01-29 11:49:44 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom


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2013-01-29 11:32:51 AM
iheartscotch: How many times do I have to go over this?

You aren't paying a prostitute for sex; you're paying her to leave afterword.

/ and not nag you

Did you come up with that yourself? That's really brilliant.


Here's another bon mot for you, since you seem in the mood:

"If it floats, flies or f--ks, it's cheaper to rent it."
 
Nib
2013-01-29 11:53:16 AM
Derouen is accused of entering the house where the man was making lunch and pushing him to the floor while she shouted "show me the money."
davepear.com
 
2013-01-29 12:08:17 PM

SirEattonHogg: Here's another bon mot for you, since you seem in the mood:


trevormarshall.com
 
2013-01-29 12:09:21 PM
Meets a girl and she steals his car and TV? Up until getting beat with a brick it sounded like marriage!
 
2013-01-29 12:11:18 PM
www.dreamstime.com

"The dream is always the same: instead of going home, I go to the neighbors'. You remember Harry and Janet? He worked for the City. The plumbing department, I think? And she, well, she had the nicest gams. Always wearing those skirts. I always thought about throwing her one, but, well...

Now, where was I? Oh yeah, the neighbors: I ring, but nobody answers. The door is open, so I go inside. I'm looking around for the people, but nobody seems to be there. And then I hear the shower running, so I go upstairs to see what's what. Then I see her: this... girl, this incredible girl. Not Janet, though. Janet had noting on this girl. Curves like Route 66, you know? She looked like that famous burlesque dancer, whats-her-name. One of the guys in my squadron had her painted on the nose of his plane. Bobbie or Billie or something like that. With a B. I don't know. Bailey?

But yeah, the dream girl. I mean, what she's doing there I don't know, because she doesn't live there... but it's a dream, so I go with it. "Who's there?" she says.

"Joel," I say.

"What are you doing here?"

"I don't know what I'm doing here; what are *you* doing here?"

"I'm taking a shower," she says.

Then I give her: "You want me to go?"

"No," she says; "I want you to wash my back." So now, I'm gettin' enthusiastic about this dream. So I go to her, but she's hard to find through all the steam and stuff. The steam... I don't know if Harry hooked up the shower wrong, which you wouldn't think, because he worked for the City. In the plumbing department, I think. Had the biggest toolbox I'd ever seen. He had wrenches I'd never heard of before. I guess it might've been one of those things like they have in Sweden. The steamy shower thing, I mean. Not the wrenches. He got those at Sears, I think. Craftsman, I think, but I know he got a lot of them from guys in the plumbing department who retired. He kept talking about putting one of those Swedish shower things in. Said it would help with Janet's arthritis.

But the shower girl... I keep losing her. Finally I get to the door... and I... find myself in a room full of kids taking their college boards. I'm over three hours late; I've got two minutes to take the whole test. I've... just made a terrible mistake. I'll never get to college. My life is ruined. Which is funny, because I never even went to college. Joined the Army right out of high school, got shipped off to Rangoon. Spent 14 goddamn months peeling potatoes there. Wish I'd have been peeling the uniforms off the WACs instead, but they were stationed across the river...
 
2013-01-29 12:11:26 PM
DRTFA. Waiting for the Disney princess movie of this fairy tale.
 
2013-01-29 12:27:48 PM
Would you call this a happy ending?
 
2013-01-29 12:29:14 PM
Lynette Evette Derouen, 39, pleaded no contest to charges including robbery, elder abuse, violating a court order, burglary and carjacking. She also admitted her prior felony convictions and two felony probation violations and pleaded no contest to drug possession in a separate case. She waived a probation report and was immediately sentenced to 10 years and four months in prison.

/I'm sure it was just a common misunderstanding. I'm sure she means well.
 
2013-01-29 12:35:19 PM
www.cleverdonkey.comwww.stanus.net

"Will I see you again?"
 
2013-01-29 12:46:04 PM
Anyone else turned on?
 
2013-01-29 01:23:51 PM

cleveoh: The classic love story. Boy Geezer meets prostitute. Boy Geezer hires prostitute. Prostitute get convicted of grand theft. Boy Geezer keeps seeing prostitute. Prostitute steals TV and car from boy Geezer and beats him with a brick


unless he was black

/// widow seat please
 
2013-01-29 01:34:41 PM
Boy, these May-December romances never seem to work out, do they?
 
2013-01-29 01:49:56 PM
Goodyear?
 
2013-01-29 01:56:02 PM
When a brick hits your head like a nice loaf of bread that's amore....
 
2013-01-29 02:10:57 PM
Grapple:

Love is more than blind apparently... stupid too.

Man, I hope I never get THAT desperate.

Praise Satan and pass the Fleshlight.
 
2013-01-29 02:48:31 PM

mike_d85: Anyone else turned on?


www.smdailyjournal.com

Um...
 
2013-01-29 03:01:29 PM
A duck for a fark, a fark for a duck and $25 bucks for one farked up duck
 
2013-01-29 03:34:53 PM
Looks like University of Illinois!

tomcruisefan.com
 
2013-01-29 08:05:32 PM
I have a coworker who had his car stolen by a hooker. It is still the best relationship he has had.
 
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