Kanemano: ahh, the true ending of Pretty Woman
justanotherfarkinfarker: Who the hell caries a brick, honestly?
Sybarite: the 82-year-old victimDamn, gramps is still livin' the dream. He's like a Hugh Hefner of modest means.
iheartscotch: How many times do I have to go over this?You aren't paying a prostitute for sex; you're paying her to leave afterword./ and not nag you
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: iheartscotch: How many times do I have to go over this?You aren't paying a prostitute for sex; you're paying her to leave afterword./ and not nag youDid you come up with that yourself? That's really brilliant.
SirEattonHogg: Here's another bon mot for you, since you seem in the mood:
cleveoh: The classic love story. Boy Geezer meets prostitute. Boy Geezer hires prostitute. Prostitute get convicted of grand theft. Boy Geezer keeps seeing prostitute. Prostitute steals TV and car from boy Geezer and beats him with a brick
mike_d85: Anyone else turned on?
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