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(Shadowlocked)   Top ten spaghetti western actors. No word on if all of them influenced Django Unchained, but since it's Tarantino, you bet all of them did. Arguments about whether or not the omission of Clint Eastwood makes the list invalid, to the right   (shadowlocked.com) divider line 42
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2013-01-29 10:43:26 AM
The omission of Clint Eastwood makes the list invalid.
 
2013-01-29 10:48:35 AM
i1151.photobucket.com
Is it my goddamn fault that my lips move in sync with my dialog?
I hated all that f**kin' pasta, too!
 
2013-01-29 10:58:54 AM
Um...don't the Leone movies, you know, that little trilogy he did starring Clint Eastwood, kinda define the entire "spaghetti western" genre?

Oh. It's another shiatstain trying to boost clicks through outrage over an obviously crappy list.
 
2013-01-29 11:04:15 AM
I think the point of it was to focus on guys who weren't named Eastwood, Bronson or Van Cleef.
 
2013-01-29 11:08:54 AM
No Eli Wallach? List FAILS.

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2013-01-29 11:16:55 AM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: No Eli Wallach? List FAILS.

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SUBBY!!! You know what you are?!!!
 
2013-01-29 11:18:49 AM
well, not subby's fault, actually, but it sounds better than:

ARTICLE AUTHOR!!!!!! You know what you are?!!!!!!
 
2013-01-29 11:20:02 AM
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
oh well...
 
2013-01-29 11:24:34 AM

beerrun: well, not subby's fault, actually, but it sounds better than:

ARTICLE AUTHOR!!!!!! You know what you are?!!!!!!


'If you're going to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.'
 
2013-01-29 11:30:18 AM

beerrun: well, not subby's fault, actually, but it sounds better than:

ARTICLE AUTHOR!!!!!! You know what you are?!!!!!!


Subby on one side, trolling author on the other, and us right in the middle.
 
2013-01-29 11:39:08 AM

born_yesterday: beerrun: well, not subby's fault, actually, but it sounds better than:

ARTICLE AUTHOR!!!!!! You know what you are?!!!!!!

Subby on one side, trolling author on the other, and us right in the middle.


There are two kinds of people in this world my friend:
Trolling authors, and submitters of said authors trolling articles.
 
2013-01-29 11:42:22 AM

Madbassist1: The omission of Clint Eastwood makes the list invalid.


Yep
 
2013-01-29 11:55:40 AM

Psycoholic_Slag: Madbassist1: The omission of Clint Eastwood makes the list invalid.

Yep


www.wearysloth.com
Yep.
 
2013-01-29 12:05:00 PM

beerrun: well, not subby's fault, actually, but it sounds better than:

ARTICLE AUTHOR!!!!!! You know what you are?!!!!!!


JUST A DIRTY SON OF A B-
 
2013-01-29 12:05:16 PM

beerrun: born_yesterday: beerrun: well, not subby's fault, actually, but it sounds better than:

ARTICLE AUTHOR!!!!!! You know what you are?!!!!!!

Subby on one side, trolling author on the other, and us right in the middle.

There are two kinds of people in this world my friend:
Trolling authors, and submitters of said authors trolling articles.


Two can troll better than one.

Where's Lee Van Cleef?
 
2013-01-29 12:06:48 PM
The spaghetti westerns were for the most part terrible. Just a bunch of fluff when you compare them to High Plains Drifter and Unforgiven.
 
2013-01-29 12:11:06 PM

the_colonel: beerrun: born_yesterday: beerrun: well, not subby's fault, actually, but it sounds better than:

ARTICLE AUTHOR!!!!!! You know what you are?!!!!!!

Subby on one side, trolling author on the other, and us right in the middle.

There are two kinds of people in this world my friend:
Trolling authors, and submitters of said authors trolling articles.

Two can troll better than one.

Where's Lee Van Cleef?


encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
I was worried about you - all alone, with so many problems to solve...
 
2013-01-29 12:28:00 PM
I saw Django Unchained for the second time last night. It feels a bit longer on a second viewing, but damn is that movie still great. "Django" is like a superhero and King Schultz is probably the best Tarantino character ever created.

As far as other spaghetti westerns... I'm not familiar with most. The Man with No Name trilogy is fantastic, but those are the only ones I've seen, and it's been years for all of them.
 
2013-01-29 12:31:15 PM
Considering that the article credits A Fistful of Dollars, and Clint Eastwood for influencing the entire genre and the following top 10 list....subby fails.
 
2013-01-29 12:38:00 PM
I liked spaghetti westerns. I like the way the boots are all reverbed out walking across the hardwood floor.
 
2013-01-29 12:38:41 PM
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2013-01-29 12:44:54 PM

Garko: [cdn2-b.examiner.com image 420x305]


YES. I had forgotten about that.

/That ain't no hawk.
 
2013-01-29 12:51:44 PM

beerrun: Psycoholic_Slag: Madbassist1: The omission of Clint Eastwood makes the list invalid.

Yep

[www.wearysloth.com image 320x240]
Yep.


"I didn't surrender, but they took my horse and made him surrender. They have him pulling a wagon up in Kansas I bet."
I love that guy.
 
2013-01-29 01:32:47 PM

Psycoholic_Slag: beerrun: Psycoholic_Slag: Madbassist1: The omission of Clint Eastwood makes the list invalid.

Yep

[www.wearysloth.com image 320x240]
Yep.

"I didn't surrender, but they took my horse and made him surrender. They have him pulling a wagon up in Kansas I bet."
I love that guy.


Technically not a spaghetti western.

Cymbal: The spaghetti westerns were for the most part terrible. Just a bunch of fluff when you compare them toThe Outlaw Josey Wales.


FTFY
 
2013-01-29 01:43:59 PM
Hell of a thing, leaving Clint Eastwood off this list. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
 
2013-01-29 02:11:25 PM

swahnhennessy: I think the point of it was to focus on guys who weren't named Eastwood, Bronson or Van Cleef.


They were omitted, my hair is a bird, the point is invalid.

born_yesterday: Oh. It's another shiatstain trying to boost clicks through outrage over an obviously crappy list.


Subby's spoiler of a headline cost the shiatstain one click.
 
2013-01-29 02:52:09 PM
Having binged on Kurosawa the past week, I think at least Yojimbo deserves an honorable mention. It's not a western per se but one can see its influence -- along with Sanjuro -- on Hollywood spaghetti westerns.
 
2013-01-29 03:11:02 PM
You've all probably seen a bit of My Name is Nobody.
It's not all slapstick, a pretty good movie.
 
2013-01-29 03:35:15 PM

born_yesterday: Um...don't the Leone movies, you know, that little trilogy he did starring Clint Eastwood, kinda define the entire "spaghetti western" genre?


Yep...

Unfortunately for all of us, subby is an illiterate moron...

First: TEN SPAGHETTI COWBOYS THAT SHAPED THE GENRE also: Here are ten notable cowboys who preferred their spag bol laced with lead!

NOT "top 10".

Second: (FTFA) "Leone's A Fistful of Dollars (1966) kicked-off this new, grittier style." also: "A Fistful of Dollars is also notable for making Clint Eastwood a big star."

Finally: "Thanks to Eastwood's successful transition to movie star via the spaghettis, struggling supporting actors Lee Van Cleef and Charles Bronson followed suit."

So subby missed that they gave a nod to Leone's genre, as well as Eastwood, VanCleef and Bronson, as some were wondering. Article is good, but subby fails horribly.
 
2013-01-29 04:18:34 PM

imgod2u: Having binged on Kurosawa the past week, I think at least Yojimbo deserves an honorable mention. It's not a western per se but one can see its influence -- along with Sanjuro -- on Hollywood spaghetti westerns.


it's not really influence as much as they are western remakes of the samurai movies. see also the magnificent seven. kurosawa gave that directer a sword for being so respectful of the seven samurai
 
2013-01-29 05:17:12 PM

Mikey1969: born_yesterday: Um...don't the Leone movies, you know, that little trilogy he did starring Clint Eastwood, kinda define the entire "spaghetti western" genre?

Yep...

Unfortunately for all of us, subby is an illiterate moron...

First: TEN SPAGHETTI COWBOYS THAT SHAPED THE GENRE also: Here are ten notable cowboys who preferred their spag bol laced with lead!

NOT "top 10".

Second: (FTFA) "Leone's A Fistful of Dollars (1966) kicked-off this new, grittier style." also: "A Fistful of Dollars is also notable for making Clint Eastwood a big star."

Finally: "Thanks to Eastwood's successful transition to movie star via the spaghettis, struggling supporting actors Lee Van Cleef and Charles Bronson followed suit."

So subby missed that they gave a nod to Leone's genre, as well as Eastwood, VanCleef and Bronson, as some were wondering. Article is good, but subby fails horribly.


My God...I shot the wrong man. I shot a man for nothing. For nothing!
 
2013-01-29 05:42:41 PM

born_yesterday: Mikey1969: born_yesterday: Um...don't the Leone movies, you know, that little trilogy he did starring Clint Eastwood, kinda define the entire "spaghetti western" genre?

Yep...

Unfortunately for all of us, subby is an illiterate moron...

First: TEN SPAGHETTI COWBOYS THAT SHAPED THE GENRE also: Here are ten notable cowboys who preferred their spag bol laced with lead!

NOT "top 10".

Second: (FTFA) "Leone's A Fistful of Dollars (1966) kicked-off this new, grittier style." also: "A Fistful of Dollars is also notable for making Clint Eastwood a big star."

Finally: "Thanks to Eastwood's successful transition to movie star via the spaghettis, struggling supporting actors Lee Van Cleef and Charles Bronson followed suit."

So subby missed that they gave a nod to Leone's genre, as well as Eastwood, VanCleef and Bronson, as some were wondering. Article is good, but subby fails horribly.

My God...I shot the wrong man. I shot a man for nothing. For nothing!


That's the Power of Fark... I've done it before.
 
2013-01-29 07:16:32 PM

the_colonel: beerrun: born_yesterday: beerrun: well, not subby's fault, actually, but it sounds better than:

ARTICLE AUTHOR!!!!!! You know what you are?!!!!!!

Subby on one side, trolling author on the other, and us right in the middle.

There are two kinds of people in this world my friend:
Trolling authors, and submitters of said authors trolling articles.

Two can troll better than one.

Where's Lee Van Cleef?


i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-29 10:03:58 PM

the_colonel: beerrun: born_yesterday: beerrun: well, not subby's fault, actually, but it sounds better than:

ARTICLE AUTHOR!!!!!! You know what you are?!!!!!!

Subby on one side, trolling author on the other, and us right in the middle.

There are two kinds of people in this world my friend:
Trolling authors, and submitters of said authors trolling articles.

Two can troll better than one.

Where's Lee Van Cleef?


i1168.photobucket.com

"When I'm paid, I always see the job through." -Angel Eyes Sentenza (Lee Van Cleef The Good, The Bad and The Ugly).
 
2013-01-29 11:02:37 PM

Mikey1969: So subby missed that they gave a nod to Leone's genre, as well as Eastwood, VanCleef and Bronson, as some were wondering. Article is good, but subby fails horribly.


Ok, thank you for verifying that we're reading the same article. I clicked on the link and it had 3-4 paragraphs pertaining to Eastwood so I was wondering WTF. Or is this a subby troll followed by comment trolls playing along, a la "thatsthejoke.jpeg"?
 
2013-01-29 11:48:05 PM
El Toco? I;m pretty sure it was just Tuco.

Either that, or I called my dog the wrong name for 12 years.
 
2013-01-30 02:29:47 AM
Where is Tony Anthony of the "Stranger" series? He actually had cowboys fighting samurais for Christ's sake!
 
2013-01-30 09:46:18 AM

AiryAnne: El Toco? I;m pretty sure it was just Tuco.

Either that, or I called my dog the wrong name for 12 years.


Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez (known as The Rat), to be more precise.
 
2013-01-31 12:49:00 AM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: You've all probably seen a bit of My Name is Nobody.
It's not all slapstick, a pretty good movie.


More like excellent movie. One of the best of its genre.
 
2013-01-31 12:20:40 PM

oilyfishhead: AiryAnne: El Toco? I;m pretty sure it was just Tuco.

Either that, or I called my dog the wrong name for 12 years.

Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez (known as The Rat), to be more precise.


"...wanted in fifteen counties of this state, the condemned standing before us... sitting before us... Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez has been found guilty by the third district circuit court of the following crimes:

Murder
assaulting a justice of the peace
raping a virgin of the white race
statuatory rape of a minor of the black race
derailing a train in order to rob the passengers
bank robbery
highway robbery
robbing an unknown number of Post  Offices
breaking out of the state prison
using marked cards and loaded dice
promoting prostitution
blackmail
intention of selling fugitive slaves and counterfeiting.

Crimes against  places of high authority include:
burning down the courthouse and sheriff's office in Sonora.

The accused is also guilty of:

cattle rustling
horse thievery
supplying Indians with firearms
misrepresenting himself as a Mexican General
unlawfully drawing salarly and living allowances from the Union Army.

For all these crimes the accused has made a full and spontaneous confession. Therefore we condemn him to be hung by the neck until dead... may the lord have mercy on his soul... proceed."
 
2013-02-01 09:35:57 AM
I love the Trinity movies!  The big fights scenes with Trinity and Bambino taking on a bunch of bad guys crack me up.  Have the DVDs, so may have to watch them this weekend!
 
2013-02-01 03:08:30 PM
Lucky...

media.jinni.com
 
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