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(Croatian Times)   It is no bunk and the guy wasn't drunk, he had an elephant trunk, tattooed on his junk   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Debenhams, non-alcoholic beverage, Zagreb, SATA, itching, JoJo, Swedish companies, Croatian  
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5047 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Jan 2013 at 10:40 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-29 10:48:57 AM  
You might call the man a weiner
For what he did to his peener
An elephant trunk
Displayed on his junk
Now the damn thing looks meaner
2013-01-29 10:49:59 AM  
2013-01-29 10:51:05 AM  
Elephant "Sure it's cute, but how do you breathe out of that little thing?"
2013-01-29 10:51:10 AM  
He'll forget about all that pain shortly.
2013-01-29 10:53:35 AM  
Inside every man is an elephant trying to breathe
2013-01-29 10:56:23 AM  
DNRTFA but this has to be the headline of the year.
2013-01-29 10:58:02 AM  
Some say my penis looks like John Merrick.
2013-01-29 11:03:02 AM  
What a drunk Bunk looks like:
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2013-01-29 11:04:34 AM  
Now he has elephantitus of the nuts.

/Have you ever seen a picture...?
2013-01-29 11:04:59 AM  
Someone give him the hook up to the anus tattoo girl and that's a match.
2013-01-29 11:10:37 AM  
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2013-01-29 11:24:16 AM  
Salon staff at the JoJo&Kenfa tattoo parlour in Zagreb told the unnamed man he would need to return at least ten times to treat painful itching.

It must have been impressive, and JoJo and Kenfa want to help with the lotion to relieve this poor aching member of society.
2013-01-29 11:41:28 AM  
Welcome to Jamaica- have a nice day.
2013-01-29 11:48:27 AM  

Bermuda59: Elephant "Sure it's cute, but how do you breathe out of that little thing?"

It's like having a stuffy nose all the time. All the "snot" cumming out all the time.
2013-01-29 12:04:23 PM  

Glenford: What a drunk Bunk looks like:
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He's just a humble motherfarker with a big-ass d*ck.
2013-01-29 12:11:31 PM  
Oh subby, you just wanted to use that line for ages, didn't you?

/stories like this make want to get tattoos, just in hopes of coming across people who get tattoos like this
2013-01-29 12:17:38 PM  
This thread is JUST FINE without pics.
2013-01-29 12:21:10 PM  
Did it start stuffing peanuts up his ass?
2013-01-29 12:22:58 PM  
2013-01-29 12:36:32 PM  
This thread is useful without pictures. Seriously.
2013-01-29 12:51:14 PM  
NSFW. Scroll down (about halfway). NSFW. Seriously. Did I mention this is not safe for work?
2013-01-29 01:54:28 PM  
2013-01-29 02:08:10 PM  
I have my penis tattooed so I am really getting a kick out of these replies...
2013-01-29 02:24:23 PM  
Seen pics of a guy who had snakes eye's tat on his.
2013-01-29 03:13:37 PM  
this thread is worthwhile without pics.
2013-01-29 03:59:06 PM  
An elephant tried to tattoo my dick on his trunk but he ran out of room.

/ I'll be here all week

// stuck in the escalator
2013-01-29 04:30:14 PM  
Old... someone else had already "shown us his elephant"...
2013-01-29 05:40:23 PM  
So if he pulled out one of his pants pockets and unzipped his fly, it would look like a one-eared elephant?
2013-01-30 01:05:19 AM  

Macular Degenerate: NSFW. Scroll down (about halfway). NSFW. Seriously. Did I mention this is not safe for work?

Oh, that's great, and definitely the full extent of how many pictures this thread should have.

/I scrolled right past things in inappropriate places
//and things stretched to unreasonable proportions
///Seriously, if I twitch, you guys shouldn't click. Cannot Unsee.
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