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(UPI)   Passerby hears gunshots and someone screaming for help from inside house. Calls cops, who show up and storm the place, only to find a group of teenagers playing Call of Duty   (upi.com) divider line 63
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2013-01-29 02:41:08 PM

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: Guess I'll hold off on going through his clothes for loose change.


Go ahead and take the boots. Even if he lives he aint walking out of here.


dennysgod: Maybe he was "mostly" dead.


Which is partly alive
 
2013-01-29 03:05:31 PM
I had cops called to my house because the neighbors thought I was launching illegal motor-type fireworks from my front door at 3am.
I mean, I was, but still....
 
2013-01-29 03:15:05 PM
Go tell a noob Passerby, that here, by Call of Duty, we lie.
 
2013-01-29 04:19:31 PM
Reminds me of this:

art.penny-arcade.com
 
2013-01-29 05:25:02 PM

kombat_unit: Prometheus_Unbound: Easy to tell this didn't happen in America, there would have been multiple arrests/beat-downs and the family dog would have been shot.

That shtick has been covered. Read the thread FFS before posting tired shiat.


lol awww you had to read 2 comments that were similiar to each other, you poor poor person.
 
2013-01-29 06:17:02 PM

scottydoesntknow
/Can't wait for the comments that think this story is from the US
No chance of that. In the US, they'd have just shot the boys then stripped and raped the girls.
 
2013-01-29 06:18:46 PM
Good lord. Tin must be the most toxic element for human brain cells. You pin the smallest bit of it on a mans chest and his IQ drops 95 points... then there's the cumulative damage the longer he is exposed.
 
2013-01-29 06:34:18 PM
CSB time...

Me and some friends were playing NCAA Football the night before the actual college football season started.

I guess we were making a little bit too much noise with the yelling, the trash talking. et al, and the po-po shows up...

There were Mountain Dew cans EVERYWHERE (There was a sale at JC Penney's, back when they had sales), and once the police realized that no one was dead, they just asked us to tone it down.

This was outside of Omaha, so they're not as trigger happy...

End CSB...
 
2013-01-29 07:34:28 PM

OMG! We're All Gonna Die!: I'm playing "call of duty now". Oops I'm meant "call of duty" now. Coincidence.



If there was a "stupid" button on fark, I would have clicked it.
 
2013-01-29 08:59:57 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: UsikFark: Back in the day you could crank up the sound so the speakers threw the monitor out of whack and everyone on the block could enjoy your game of Doom.

Duke Nukem.


OG keeping it real


COME GET SOME!!!

The only FPS I play is Rise of The Triad.

LUDICROUS GIBS!
 
2013-01-29 09:03:18 PM

L_Yes: ethics-gradient: I don't think I know any CoD where your character screams for help after being shot - Battlefield 3 multiplayer they do.

I'm such a nerd, I was thinking the same thing! Plus Battlefield is made by DICE, a Swedish game studio, makes sense.


Back in my LAN days (2001-2005) I always preferred Battlefield 1942 over Medal of Honor or MoH:AA or CoD or even CoD2. My favorite was Unreal Tournament 2004. I was unbeatable. SHOCK COMBO!
 
2013-01-29 09:06:03 PM

Mad Canadian: CSB time...

Me and some friends were playing NCAA Football the night before the actual college football season started.

I guess we were making a little bit too much noise with the yelling, the trash talking. et al, and the po-po shows up...

There were Mountain Dew cans EVERYWHERE (There was a sale at JC Penney's, back when they had sales), and once the police realized that no one was dead, they just asked us to tone it down.

This was outside of Omaha, so they're not as trigger happy...

End CSB...


UHH jc penneys sells Mtn Dew where you live?
 
2013-01-29 10:58:40 PM

dennysgod: GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: FTFA:"one of the boy's characters was killed after being shot several times and was left laying on the floor, screaming "help, help, help,"

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DEATH DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

Maybe he was "mostly" dead.


Maybe he was just pining for the fjords.

Oh... Sweden... yeah well he probably just went there on holiday.
 
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