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2013-01-29 01:09:59 AM  
....and a video response from his girlfriend


/whar decaf, whar?
 
2013-01-29 03:08:51 AM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: ....and a video response from his girlfriend


/whar decaf, whar?


This is exactly how I pictured the home of a wrestling fan.

"Get the F out, I'm swinging..."
 
2013-01-29 04:01:51 AM  
Looks legit.
 
2013-01-29 10:09:33 AM  

Bladel:

"Get the F out, I'm swinging..."


Obviously he's talking about activating another girl from his stable, since this one is obviously too mouthy.
 
2013-01-29 10:12:44 AM  
How did this fat sack of crap get a girlfriend? ESPECIALLY one that is, dare I say, mildly cute?

And for Christ's sake, if you really, REALLY thought Rock wasn't going to win to set up a rematch with Cena at WrestleMania, you're colossally stupid, even for a wrestling fan.
 
2013-01-29 10:16:40 AM  
Thanks, Mods, for adding the NSFW tag for language.  My apologies for forgetting that myself.


/subby
//knows it's fake
///still hated that ending
////Broski-PAC!
 
2013-01-29 10:28:04 AM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Thanks, Mods, for adding the NSFW tag for language.  My apologies for forgetting that myself.


/subby
//knows it's fake
///still hated that ending
////Broski-PAC!


I had my Grandkids play a game last night, everytime they heard "The Rock" or "John Cena" they had to slap themselves. They slapped themselves silly.

/MoP
//I'll be back on Monday Nights one of these days
 
2013-01-29 10:30:37 AM  
what the fark is wrong with that fat tard? was he just hungry or something?
 
2013-01-29 10:31:11 AM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Thanks, Mods, for adding the NSFW tag for language.  My apologies for forgetting that myself.


/subby
//knows it's fake
///still hated that ending
////Broski-PAC!


Where's my god damned Tshirt.
 
2013-01-29 10:33:48 AM  
How is he tapping that?
 
2013-01-29 10:37:48 AM  
I can't wait to see the continued coverage on COPS.
 
2013-01-29 10:39:01 AM  
<b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7561756/82189122#c82189122" target="_blank">Ebenator</a>:</b> <i>How is he tapping that?</i>

Oh, that's a lovely mental image, his O face.
 
2013-01-29 10:40:10 AM  

roc6783: I can't wait to see the continued coverage on COPS.


i know, that felt way too abusey for me...also that dude needs to clean his house parents' basement (or at least have her clean it). what a shiathole.
 
2013-01-29 10:42:56 AM  

Dougie AXP: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Thanks, Mods, for adding the NSFW tag for language.  My apologies for forgetting that myself.


/subby
//knows it's fake
///still hated that ending
////Broski-PAC!

Where's my god damned Tshirt.


I'm 99% sure you got your FWC shirt...but if I'm mistaken, please email me asap.
 
2013-01-29 10:47:10 AM  

tnpir: How did this fat sack of crap get a girlfriend? ESPECIALLY one that is, dare I say, mildly cute?


Yeah, I'm gonna have to say not cute, even mildly. But on the plus side, I can totally picture those two as a couple of juggalos.
 
2013-01-29 10:51:31 AM  

Super Chronic: tnpir: How did this fat sack of crap get a girlfriend? ESPECIALLY one that is, dare I say, mildly cute?

Yeah, I'm gonna have to say not cute, even mildly. But on the plus side, I can totally picture those two as a couple of juggalos.


Well, given that the tantrum-throwing dipshiat is an ugly fat pig, I was expecting his "girlfriend" to be the same. That she wasn't merited a "mildly cute."
 
2013-01-29 11:28:13 AM  
This video makes me happier than any rainbow, puppy dog or CM Punk ice cream bar could ever make me. Not in a schadenfreude-y way, but in a "that's what my inner 8-year old did Sunday night" way. Nice find, GMJ.
/also know it's fake
//also hated the ending
///also part of the Broski-pac
////and loving my fWc t-shirt!!
 
2013-01-29 11:34:06 AM  
Something has to be seriously off with her. She's cute, but to be dating someone that obese who collects wrestling action figures at that age, you have to have self-esteem issues beyond reason.
 
2013-01-29 11:45:28 AM  

SkylineRecords: Something has to be seriously off with her. She's cute, but to be dating someone that obese who collects wrestling action figures at that age, you have to have self-esteem issues beyond reason.


Somewhere in his video page there is one where he talks about her shiating her pants at Wal-Mart.

That might have something to do with it.
 
2013-01-29 11:53:36 AM  

Shady_Short_Busser: This video makes me happier than any rainbow, puppy dog or CM Punk ice cream bar could ever make me. Not in a schadenfreude-y way, but in a "that's what my inner 8-year old did Sunday night" way. Nice find, GMJ.
/also know it's fake
//also hated the ending
///also part of the Broski-pac
////and loving my fWc t-shirt!!


Thanks, but I can't take all of the credit.  A couple of folks in the Raw thread posted links to the video.  I just turned it into a headline.  :)
 
2013-01-29 11:57:08 AM  
*sigh*

And this is why wrestling fans can't have nice things. Because there are more of these guys then we think (even though there are LESS then non-wrestling fans think there is).

And I am with the other guys above, clean up just a tad dude. Yeesh.

/these 2 are attention whores looking at some of their other videos
//As evidenced here
 
2013-01-29 12:00:32 PM  

fatalvenom: SkylineRecords: Something has to be seriously off with her. She's cute, but to be dating someone that obese who collects wrestling action figures at that age, you have to have self-esteem issues beyond reason.

Somewhere in his video page there is one where he talks about her shiating her pants at Wal-Mart.

That might have something to do with it.


I'll never un-know that.
 
2013-01-29 12:07:19 PM  

Ebenator: How is he tapping that?

 
2013-01-29 12:37:47 PM  

Mind of the North Star: Ebenator: How is he tapping that?


tnpir: Super Chronic: tnpir: How did this fat sack of crap get a girlfriend? ESPECIALLY one that is, dare I say, mildly cute?

Yeah, I'm gonna have to say not cute, even mildly. But on the plus side, I can totally picture those two as a couple of juggalos.

Well, given that the tantrum-throwing dipshiat is an ugly fat pig, I was expecting his "girlfriend" to be the same. That she wasn't merited a "mildly cute."


Same way the almost cute chicks on Teen Mom got there. Start with a contempt for education, add 2 scoops of poverty, and a liberal dollop of low self-esteem, then baste with some guy who pays them the attention their parents don't, cook for 16+ years, and finally, sprinkle with the normal teenage angst, hormones, and poor decision-making. Bon appetit.
 
2013-01-29 12:50:12 PM  
Whoever used my line from last nights thread as the name of the link, props!
 
2013-01-29 01:04:29 PM  
I wonder if taking videos of people who appear MR (the Magic the Gathering tantrum thrower is another one) and posting them on YouTube is becoming a sport in itself.
 
2013-01-29 01:05:14 PM  
I wonder what his Fark handle is.
 
2013-01-29 01:48:48 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Shady_Short_Busser: This video makes me happier than any rainbow, puppy dog or CM Punk ice cream bar could ever make me. Not in a schadenfreude-y way, but in a "that's what my inner 8-year old did Sunday night" way. Nice find, GMJ.
/also know it's fake
//also hated the ending
///also part of the Broski-pac
////and loving my fWc t-shirt!!

Thanks, but I can't take all of the credit.  A couple of folks in the Raw thread posted links to the video.  I just turned it into a headline.  :)


As busy as the Raw thread was last night, I'm not surprised that I missed this. Still, I appreciate the post...wouldn't have seen it otherwise!

/know how he feels
//but I'm not quite THAT bad
///at least that's what I tell myself.
 
2013-01-29 01:54:16 PM  
Can't say I disagree with the fat kid, though
 
2013-01-29 01:56:34 PM  

phedex: Whoever used my line from last nights thread as the name of the link, props!


That would be yours truly.  :D

/hat tip
 
2013-01-29 02:28:41 PM  

roc6783: Mind of the North Star: Ebenator: How is he tapping that?

tnpir: Super Chronic: tnpir: How did this fat sack of crap get a girlfriend? ESPECIALLY one that is, dare I say, mildly cute?

Yeah, I'm gonna have to say not cute, even mildly. But on the plus side, I can totally picture those two as a couple of juggalos.

Well, given that the tantrum-throwing dipshiat is an ugly fat pig, I was expecting his "girlfriend" to be the same. That she wasn't merited a "mildly cute."

Same way the almost cute chicks on Teen Mom got there. Start with a contempt for education, add 2 scoops of poverty, and a liberal dollop of low self-esteem, then baste with some guy who pays them the attention their parents don't, cook for 16+ years, and finally, sprinkle with the normal teenage angst, hormones, and poor decision-making. Bon appetit.


bearsrepeating.jpg
 
2013-01-29 02:29:57 PM  
That apartment looks exactly like what you'd expect that apartment to look like
 
2013-01-29 02:48:17 PM  
That's exactly what wrestling fans looked and sounded like in 1985, too.

They never could act worth a damn.
 
2013-01-29 02:50:15 PM  

MBTAhole: That apartment looks exactly like what you'd expect that apartment to look like



In every way. Even down to the piled up BlueRays sitting in the stark-white,single-lamped, lone-desk room. Good 'ol college days! :)
 
2013-01-29 03:09:54 PM  
I expected her to be at least 2 or 3x as large. Also, he way oversells his tantrum.
 
2013-01-29 03:22:30 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: I expected her to be at least 2 or 3x as large. Also, he way oversells his tantrum.


you guys are just harsh. she is very averagely cute.

bet you she farks that boy's balls off. bet she does things to and for him that you couldn't get a paid professional to do.

average girls try harder.
 
2013-01-29 04:43:51 PM  
How did a dude like that get a semi cute chick for a girlfriend.

Beard maybe?
 
2013-01-29 04:49:45 PM  
This doesn't even belong in the Entertainment tab.
 
2013-01-29 06:39:05 PM  

frepnog: Igor Jakovsky: I expected her to be at least 2 or 3x as large. Also, he way oversells his tantrum.

you guys are just harsh. she is very averagely cute.

bet you she farks that boy's balls off. bet she does things to and for him that you couldn't get a paid professional to do.

average girls try harder.


I think you misunderstood my post. Based on just seeing him and the way he was acting, I thought she'd be a biggun and I was pleasantly surprised when she wasnt.
 
2013-01-30 01:06:18 AM  
The guys appears to be autistic to me. In all seriousness there is definitely some form of retardation going on. I also think the video is fake, but then again she could have been filming for his reaction regardless of what happened. He oversold that tantrum like a 1990's Shawn Michaels complete with losing his smile.
 
2013-01-30 07:51:51 AM  
You'd be surprised.
We have a girl at work who dotes on her super obese(serious this farker weighs 400 lbs if an ounce) husband and she is mind bogglingly hot.
All she says is , "He makes me laugh and has never ever been mean or lied to me."

Rock on.


//they just had their 8th anniversary last week.
/// oh the comments about cake being sent.
 
2013-01-30 08:23:23 AM  

IronOcelot: You'd be surprised.
We have a girl at work who dotes on her super obese(serious this farker weighs 400 lbs if an ounce) husband and she is mind bogglingly hot.
All she says is , "He makes me laugh and has never ever been mean or lied to me."

Rock on.


//they just had their 8th anniversary last week.
/// oh the comments about cake being sent.


I'm willing to be she doesn't fark him though.
 
2013-01-30 11:21:27 AM  

tnpir: How did this fat sack of crap get a girlfriend? ESPECIALLY one that is, dare I say, mildly cute?

And for Christ's sake, if you really, REALLY thought Rock wasn't going to win to set up a rematch with Cena at WrestleMania, you're colossally stupid, even for a wrestling fan.


THIS.

I like wrestling but CM Punk's marks really need to Chill the F Out
 
2013-01-31 01:03:53 PM  

fatalvenom: IronOcelot: You'd be surprised.
We have a girl at work who dotes on her super obese(serious this farker weighs 400 lbs if an ounce) husband and she is mind bogglingly hot.
All she says is , "He makes me laugh and has never ever been mean or lied to me."

Rock on.


//they just had their 8th anniversary last week.
/// oh the comments about cake being sent.

I'm willing to be she doesn't fark him though.




A few handjobs and some pie goes a long way with ANY guy I would think.
 
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