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(Boomstick Comics)   Rob Zombie's 'Lords of Salem' will showcase witches, monsters, and Rob Zombie's naked wife   (boomstickcomics.com) divider line 39
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2013-01-29 10:47:40 AM
I don't think that will ever be an overused schtick
 
2013-01-29 10:48:45 AM
I haven't kept up with Rob Zombie's movies at all. Does he put his wife in all of them like he did his music videos? Is she still hot?
 
2013-01-29 10:50:02 AM
Yes and yes!

Sheri Moon maintains hotness...

I swear, in Devil's Rejects...when Machete pulls her out of the tub, and she stands up out of the bubbles...all naked and soapy...

If I'd been Machete...it'd have gotten rapey.
 
2013-01-29 10:51:12 AM
Not expecting much but I'm intrigued. I can't think of many decent witch-related horror movies besides Suspiria.
 
2013-01-29 10:51:28 AM

rickycal78: I haven't kept up with Rob Zombie's movies at all. Does he put his wife in all of them like he did his music videos? Is she still hot?


I do think she would have played an excellent Harley Quinn if Chris Nolan went that route with the third Batman film.
 
2013-01-29 10:55:45 AM

rickycal78: I haven't kept up with Rob Zombie's movies at all. Does he put his wife in all of them like he did his music videos? Is she still hot?


Yes and yes.


Rob Zombie's movies, like his music, are a mixed bag. He's made some terrible movies but Devil's Rejects was awesome and I actually liked his Halloween (even though it really didn't need to be made). The trailer to this one looks like it could be either a really interesting atmospheric horror movie or a pretentious piece of crap.
 
2013-01-29 11:11:14 AM
Meh.

/all his movies have been WEAK so far
 
2013-01-29 11:11:21 AM
I didn't know Rob Zombie was a bigamist. Also, if Sheri Moon is his naked wife, who's his clothed wife?
 
2013-01-29 11:12:49 AM

Snapper Carr: rickycal78: I haven't kept up with Rob Zombie's movies at all. Does he put his wife in all of them like he did his music videos? Is she still hot?

Yes and yes.


Rob Zombie's movies, like his music, are a mixed bag. He's made some terrible movies but Devil's Rejects was awesome and I actually liked his Halloween (even though it really didn't need to be made). The trailer to this one looks like it could be either a really interesting atmospheric horror movie or a pretentious piece of crap.


Was Devil's Rejects anything like House of 1000 Corpses? 'Cause that movie bored the ever-lovin shiat out of me.
 
2013-01-29 11:15:53 AM
i don't think i would like to make a movie that has my naked wife in it. to each their own
 
2013-01-29 11:19:30 AM
I like the twisted humor of House of 1000 Corpses, but I think after that movie received so much attention Rob thought 'hey, maybe I have what it takes to be a respected filmmaker' and he took his next films too seriously and it's been a downward slope.

/"We like to get farked up and do farked up shiat"
 
2013-01-29 11:19:54 AM

Teufelaffe: Was Devil's Rejects anything like House of 1000 Corpses?


It's much better - he improved dramatically as a film-maker between the two movies. Devil's Rejects has more of a 70's horror vibe. It is a sequel - though the antagonists in the first movie become sort of anti-hero protagonists in the sequel but knowledge of the first film is not required (I actually saw it before I watched 1000 Corpses (which did suck)).

It's all subjective though so YMMV.
 
2013-01-29 11:27:25 AM
wait wait... don't tell me... several main characters will have long unwashed hair that appears to have been coated in crisco?
 
2013-01-29 11:30:19 AM
This. Sheri Moon Zombie is ridiculously hot.
 
2013-01-29 11:39:20 AM
I'm a big fan of Zombie's films minus his Halloween sequel (the Halloween remake was unnecessary but a competent film). I'm glad he is returning back to doing original films.

House of 1K Corpses - throwback to late 70s B movie horror with a great cast
Devil's Rejects - anti-hero Bonnie and Clyde type outlaw movie with almost a western feel and amazing soundtrack
Halloween - competent remake that held up the best out of all the 80s monster remakes (Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, Halloween, and Hellraiser is in the works)
Halloween II - piece of garbage that he did to fulfill some sort of contractual obligations for a sequel since the first film did well. He was forced to make it in less than a year to have it out in time for the next Halloween
Lords of Salem - looks more atmospheric with almost a Polanski type feel. I hope it has a slow build.
 
kab
2013-01-29 11:47:24 AM
Never seen a flick of his, are they as contrived as his music?
 
2013-01-29 11:58:03 AM
Corpses was like a bad acid trip. Rejects was like the day after a bad acid trip, when you feel alll hung over and weird.
 
2013-01-29 12:06:55 PM

kab: Never seen a flick of his, are they as contrived as his music?


whoa...this came on random as I was reading. f*ck it...I love that album

/haven't seen any of his movies.
 
2013-01-29 12:07:51 PM
Bruce Davison + Meg Foster + Dee Wallace + possibly nude Mrs. Zombie?

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2013-01-29 12:11:46 PM

Apos: Bruce Davison + Meg Foster + Dee Wallace + possibly nude Mrs. Zombie?

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You've never seen one of his movies have you?
 
2013-01-29 12:27:45 PM

kab: Never seen a flick of his, are they as contrived as his music?


Since neither his music or his movies occurred naturally they are, by definition, contrived.
 
2013-01-29 12:28:48 PM

Tat'dGreaser: Apos: Bruce Davison + Meg Foster + Dee Wallace + possibly nude Mrs. Zombie?

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You've never seen one of his movies have you?


I've seen two, actually-The Devil's Rejects and his take Halloween-and enjoyed both(the former more than the latter, admittedly). Skipped "House of 1,000 Corpses".
 
2013-01-29 12:29:41 PM

Apos: Tat'dGreaser: Apos: Bruce Davison + Meg Foster + Dee Wallace + possibly nude Mrs. Zombie?

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You've never seen one of his movies have you?

I've seen two, actually-The Devil's Rejects and his take on Halloween-and enjoyed both(the former more than the latter, admittedly). Skipped "House of 1,000 Corpses".


Fixed
 
2013-01-29 12:54:17 PM
My ex wife let me show her nude pics to friends.

I can understand why Zombie gets a thrill out of putting his wife in his films.

She certainly is hot.
 
2013-01-29 01:05:44 PM

Nurglitch: Sheri Moon Zombie is ridiculously hot.


ehh..... not so much as she used to be. She was INCREDIBLY hot in Devil's Rejects. Now add twelve years of Zombie pounding.

She is starting to look a bit like a dried out meth head. She is still pretty but in a "lot lizard, only in the dim light of a crowded bar" kind of way.
 
2013-01-29 01:21:48 PM
Sherri Moon is somewhat "hot" for her age... if you can get past the WT factor...and any sounds that come out of her mouth... but it's hardly enough to get me to spend dime one...
frankly, I have the internet, so seeing washed up middle aged strippers naked is much less painful than sitting through a Rob Zombie movie.
 
2013-01-29 01:51:28 PM

Stratohead: frankly, I have the internet, so seeing washed up middle aged strippers naked


yeah that is about the size of sheri moon these days. she isn't getting hotter as she ages, she is a 42 year old survivor of the sex drugs and rock n roll life style. she is at the point in her "acting career" when she needs to not be cast as the hot chick and should be cast as the methed out mom.

oh wait. that is exactly what she was cast as in Halloween and she looked and played the part well.
 
2013-01-29 01:51:50 PM

Stratohead: Sherri Moon is somewhat "hot" for her age... if you can get past the WT factor...and any sounds that come out of her mouth... but it's hardly enough to get me to spend dime one...
frankly, I have the internet, so seeing washed up middle aged strippers naked is much less painful than sitting through a Rob Zombie movie.


Middle-aged? What the hell are you talking about? *looks her up online*...woah, she's 42? She looks damn good for that age.
 
2013-01-29 02:01:30 PM

Teufelaffe: Stratohead: Sherri Moon is somewhat "hot" for her age... if you can get past the WT factor...and any sounds that come out of her mouth... but it's hardly enough to get me to spend dime one...
frankly, I have the internet, so seeing washed up middle aged strippers naked is much less painful than sitting through a Rob Zombie movie.

Middle-aged? What the hell are you talking about? *looks her up online*...woah, she's 42? She looks damn good for that age.


i don't know if she has had any work done, but at least she doesn't look like it. appears to be aging at least naturally.
 
2013-01-29 02:30:15 PM

Rawhead Rex: Yes and yes!

Sheri Moon maintains hotness...

I swear, in Devil's Rejects...when Machete pulls her out of the tub, and she stands up out of the bubbles...all naked and soapy...


Quick, Robin! To the Fapmobile and the Batflix Stream!
 
Skr
2013-01-29 02:51:32 PM
Heh, to anyone who is a fan of the old Ren & Stimpy cartoon, I'd recommend checking out Rob Zombie's
The Haunted World of El Superbeasto
The character that Sheri Moon Zombie voices is pretty much naked for the duration ha. Pretty farked up movie from the get go. Music is twisted.

Plus Nazi zombies.
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2013-01-29 03:19:54 PM

Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: kab: Never seen a flick of his, are they as contrived as his music?

Since neither his music or his movies occurred naturally they are, by definition, contrived.


Beat me to it.

Does this guy thing he conjures songs or something?
 
2013-01-29 03:56:55 PM

Skr: Heh, to anyone who is a fan of the old Ren & Stimpy cartoon, I'd recommend checking out Rob Zombie's
The Haunted World of El Superbeasto
The character that Sheri Moon Zombie voices is pretty much naked for the duration ha. Pretty farked up movie from the get go. Music is twisted.

Plus Nazi zombies.
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He tries too hard to be shocking. That movie was crap.
 
2013-01-29 04:05:32 PM
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Seriously?
 
2013-01-29 04:10:32 PM

Rawhead Rex: Yes and yes!

Sheri Moon maintains hotness...

I swear, in Devil's Rejects...when Machete pulls her out of the tub, and she stands up out of the bubbles...all naked and soapy...

If I'd been Machete...it'd have gotten rapey.


Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but that was a double.
 
2013-01-29 05:40:15 PM

MagSeven: Rawhead Rex: Yes and yes!

Sheri Moon maintains hotness...

I swear, in Devil's Rejects...when Machete pulls her out of the tub, and she stands up out of the bubbles...all naked and soapy...

If I'd been Machete...it'd have gotten rapey.

Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but that was a double.


Yes it was.  In fact, the body double was my friend's sister.  He had told me that she was going to be in this new Rob Zombie movie, and I called bullshiat.  Cut to a couple months later, she came back to our hometown to visit, and had pictures of herself on the set during that scene, with her Sherri Moon Zombie wig on.
 
2013-01-30 10:54:53 AM

dontbreakthebend: MagSeven: Rawhead Rex: Yes and yes!

Sheri Moon maintains hotness...

I swear, in Devil's Rejects...when Machete pulls her out of the tub, and she stands up out of the bubbles...all naked and soapy...

If I'd been Machete...it'd have gotten rapey.

Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but that was a double.

Yes it was.  In fact, the body double was my friend's sister.  He had told me that she was going to be in this new Rob Zombie movie, and I called bullshiat.  Cut to a couple months later, she came back to our hometown to visit, and had pictures of herself on the set during that scene, with her Sherri Moon Zombie wig on.


in the context of the film, however, it was Baby Firefly and Baby was hot.

Rapey.
 
2013-01-30 03:26:01 PM

Teufelaffe: Snapper Carr: rickycal78: I haven't kept up with Rob Zombie's movies at all. Does he put his wife in all of them like he did his music videos? Is she still hot?

Yes and yes.


Rob Zombie's movies, like his music, are a mixed bag. He's made some terrible movies but Devil's Rejects was awesome and I actually liked his Halloween (even though it really didn't need to be made). The trailer to this one looks like it could be either a really interesting atmospheric horror movie or a pretentious piece of crap.

Was Devil's Rejects anything like House of 1000 Corpses? 'Cause that movie bored the ever-lovin shiat out of me.


Not even close. It has some of the original cast and that's about where the similarities to 1k Corpses ends. I thought Rejects was really more of a modern day western/action movie with some suspense thrown in. It's MUCH better done imho. The horror element was almost completely abandoned right from the get-go. It was just way more entertaining overall.

I'm a big White/Rob Zombie fan though, so I am a bit biased I guess. I do agree with your assessment of 1k Corpses. It got a lot of hype and was "banned" from most major theaters for the violence, but I found it really disappointing. That and Hellbilly Deluxe 2. I didn't much care for that album.
 
2013-01-31 04:14:17 PM
Isn't the most we have seen is her butt for a split second when she gets out of the hot tub?
 
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