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(Santa Cruz Sentinel)   More proof that if you just stand up to a bully, he will drop his pants and...oh god, no   ( divider line
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2013-01-29 09:56:50 AM  
2013-01-29 09:57:55 AM  
Dude, that's not going to make people want to wrestle with you. Nobody likes poopfingers.
2013-01-29 10:01:05 AM

Mad Pooper?
2013-01-29 10:03:00 AM  
Weapon of choice: Dirty Sanchez
2013-01-29 10:04:44 AM  
Hey, any port in a Storm.
2013-01-29 10:08:54 AM  

How damn high do you need to be to pull that stunt.
2013-01-29 10:09:02 AM  
I've been pretty drunk in my lifetime. I don't think I've ever been drop pants, insert finger into rectum drunk.

/that I remember
//at least it would have been pre-facebook
2013-01-29 10:09:12 AM  
Achievement Unlocked
2013-01-29 10:12:34 AM  
Quite smart.....he realized he picked a fight with someone who he couldn't beat so he got naked. No one wants to fight a naked man. The finger in the butt was just chocolate icing on the cake.
2013-01-29 10:16:34 AM  

Citrate1007: No one wants to fight a naked man.

You can scare a big guy with a little pecker.
2013-01-29 10:18:10 AM  
I recall a story told by Zakk Wylde that during a tour while in Ozzy's band, they were at the hotel bar shiat-faced drunk and Zakk dropped trou and stuck a swizzle stick up his ass.

/surprisingly, Ozzy wasn't there at the time
2013-01-29 10:18:57 AM  
" inserted a finger in his own rectum."
2013-01-29 10:20:00 AM  
I've seen guys take their shirts off to fight but this guy's taking it to a whole new level.
2013-01-29 10:45:23 AM  
Space Moose?
2013-01-29 10:49:07 AM  
At wk, so I'll have to leave it to somebody else to link to the relevant Oglaf strip...
2013-01-29 11:05:51 AM

What a bully may look like.
2013-01-29 11:06:02 AM  
No ATM, no bonus points.
2013-01-29 11:08:57 AM  

jtown: I've seen guys take their shirts off to fight but this guy's taking it to a whole"hole" new level.

2013-01-29 11:43:03 AM  
2013-01-29 12:05:11 PM  
"When the man didn't back down, Storm dropped his pants, exposing himself, and then inserted a finger in his own rectum, Perry said.
Police also found him with a small pair of brass knuckles and arrested him on suspicion of indecent exposure

I can think of a half dozen better places to carry your brass knuckles.
2013-01-29 12:08:01 PM
2013-01-29 12:23:13 PM  
Oops, I'm a quart low.
2013-01-29 07:06:17 PM  
I suddenly have the urge to watch Me, Myself and Irene again, just for the reaction on Charlie's face when he finds out about the sex toy.
2013-01-29 10:33:05 PM  
This fighting strategy is known as "fark myself in the arse before the other guy has a chance to do so". A brilliant preemptive move, really.
2013-01-30 12:53:03 AM  
"Alright then, it's the pants!"

2013-01-30 01:14:23 AM  
Was this the guy?
2013-01-30 09:21:33 AM  

DRFS Rich: [ image 263x191]

That greasy cheeseburger eating bastard is almost slim in that picture.
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