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(Buzzfeed)   The thirty-five best school lunch snacks of all time. Why yes, Ecto Cooler is on the list   ( divider line
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2013-01-29 02:20:32 AM  
3 votes:
Only the finest bug juice was made with Ecto-Cooler. A pint of grain to three cans (four if you were a pussy) of Ecto-Cooler, with a few orange slices tossed in to prevent scurvy?

Perfection, especially served in a trash can down by the river on a day hot enough to make the girls say "I forgot my bathing suit, but fark it"

Now there's no Ecto-Cooler, no grain sold legally in PA and the only strange drunk women who'll take their tops off around me say I'm the only cool guy to stop in tonight and if we go back into the Champagne Room she can REALLY have some fun with me, but first I have to give Rocco and Vinny "The Neck" my AMEX card.
2013-01-29 05:39:05 AM  
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2013-01-29 12:35:41 AM  
2 votes:
Off to amazon to see how many of these I can order........for   Sister's kids.  Or something.
2013-01-29 01:49:44 PM  
1 vote:
The best part about Go-Gurt is when a table full of kindergartners got ahold of them and tried to open them. It was like the end of a porno movie.
2013-01-29 11:16:33 AM  
1 vote:
We used to take Ecto Cooler and mix vodka with it..we called them "Proton Packs."

We were not very original. But it was some smooth drinkin!
2013-01-29 09:16:16 AM  
1 vote:
Oh one more:
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2013-01-29 07:30:11 AM  
1 vote:
You always felt bad for the kid whose parents packed their lunches with:

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2013-01-29 06:02:35 AM  
1 vote:
Ouh... vienna sausage. Like a hot dog in a can. I love that shiat.

And the green apple bubble gum that started green and turned blue after chewing it for a while

I'm suddenly reminded of a horrible incident when I chewed an entire roll of bubble tape until it... liquified in my mouth. It was in the middle of geometry class, and I had no choice but to swallow the mess.
2013-01-29 03:34:50 AM  
1 vote:
56 posts and no "america, this is why you are fat" yet?
2013-01-29 03:16:38 AM  
1 vote:

mjoven1975: I had to scroll nearly all the way to the bottom of the page, but I'm leaving satisfied that Handi-Snacks were on the list. That "cheese" on the plastic stick was a match made in kid heaven.

That was cheese? I always thought it was a slightly weaker form of that flavored wax from the wax cola bottles.
2013-01-29 03:02:17 AM  
1 vote:
I find your lack of funyuns disturbing

/also mello yello
2013-01-29 02:18:00 AM  
1 vote:
2013-01-29 02:16:42 AM  
1 vote:

DrowningLessons: Why are we Wamplering BuzzFeed all time?

/f*ck BuzzFeed

Their money spends as well as anyone else's.
2013-01-29 01:32:13 AM  
1 vote:
Why are we Wamplering BuzzFeed all time?

/f*ck BuzzFeed
2013-01-29 12:42:52 AM  
1 vote:
Also also, what the hell is going on with that bottom left Go-Gurt?

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