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(Science Daily)   The next time you're flying and breathing bleed air from the jet engines, try not to think about the fact that the plane is flying through a vast sea of airborne microorganisms that have tiny little oozing tentacles   (sciencedaily.com) divider line 8
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2013-01-29 12:40:49 AM  
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They still filter the cabin air, right? And then add the flu virus?
2013-01-29 02:47:25 AM  
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mamoru: This just in. Every part of the biosphere, from fairly deep underground to high up in the atmosphere, is loaded with micro-organisms, some of which may even be disease causing.

"My immune system is equipped with the biological equivalent of fully automatic military assault rifles, with night vision and laser scopes. And we have recently acquired phosphorous grenades, cluster bombs and anti personnel fragmentation mines.

So, when my white blood cells are on patrol reconnoitering my blood stream seeking out strangers and other undesirables, and if they see any, ANY, suspicious looking germs of any kind, THEY DON'T. fark. AROUND. They whip out the weapons, they wax the motherfarker and deposit the unlucky fellow directly into my colon! Into my colon. There's no nonsense! There's no miranda warning, there's none of that three strikes and your out bullshiat. First defense, BAM! Into the colon you go!"

// My immune system was forged in the Caribbean. 85 degrees year round, millions of tourists from around the world per year (vs a population of around 51k), and mosquitoes (at least until they filled in the inland marshes with dirt).
2013-01-29 02:28:50 AM  
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UsikFark: StopLurkListen: RabidJade: This type of article reminds me of the guy I used to work with that would wear a respirator at his work station whenever he suspected someone of having a cold. He wore it often.

/it was entertaining to touch anything on his desk
//he took about 5 minutes on the average to clean a pen or marker after someone touched it

Just gonna take a wild stab at being Dr. Interwebs here and say he's probably not thrilled about being that way and would be very happy to not have that particular OCD or phobia, he's not doing it to annoy you, and you're definitely not making his suffering any better by mocking him.

The state of your mental health isn't always voluntary, you can't just make yourself be different about some things.

Jade here suffers from a lack of empathy, lack of remorse, and poor behavioral control. Do you think psychopathy is voluntary?


You two do realize what site you're on right?
2013-01-29 01:27:20 AM  
1 votes:

MadMattressMack: But does the bleed air have the chemtrail chemicals in it?


Of course not, those chemicals are added into the bypass section so they don't get incinerated before they can control our minds.
2013-01-29 01:25:26 AM  
1 votes:
Life is much more fun when you realize we're essentially stupid-looking wrinkly jellyfish perched on a tower of bones wrapped in waxy leather.

/to say nothing of our floppy genitalia and the attention we pay to it
2013-01-29 01:01:48 AM  
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This type of article reminds me of the guy I used to work with that would wear a respirator at his work station whenever he suspected someone of having a cold. He wore it often.

/it was entertaining to touch anything on his desk
//he took about 5 minutes on the average to clean a pen or marker after someone touched it
2013-01-29 12:49:02 AM  
1 votes:
Just wait until subby finds out what lives within your eyelash follicles.
2013-01-29 12:35:49 AM  
1 votes:
Well from now on I won't be sticking my head out the window when I take a commercial flight!
 
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